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| Mostly Harmless III |
Author has written 51 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Trigun, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII, Batman, Supernatural, Superman, Xenogears, Merlin, and Green Arrow. :Marginally Deranged: :Mostly Harmless: 11/30/11 I am starting a "Fic Amnesty" project. I have so many fics that I have pulled down because they were of poor quality. I have even more that I just never finished. I have a ton that just too short to be considered fics at all. And so, I say, "Be gone, fics! Be gone!" I am starting to upload these fics, give them some air, if you will, because they have been stinking up my hard drive for YEARS. I hope you enjoy them, or at least get a laugh out of some of them. I mean, some of these are, literally, about ten years old and it shows. That's hilarious. Fics that are part of the Fic Amnesty are labeled with "Fic Amnesty" before the actual title. If you enjoy any of them or have a comment, question, or suggestion, please drop me a message or send a review. I would love to hear what people have to say about the skeletons in my closet. (^_^) 6/5/2011 Well...uploading old smut is better than not uploading smut at all. I guess...? I just posted "On the Danger of Impulse Buys" which was maybe mostly finished two years ago, but just sat on my hard drive. I probably wanted to spare the universe the pain that is the smut of this thing. It's pretty pointless, but I get a tickle out of it. I seem to have an endless supply of short, kinky FF8 fics I've written that I've never finished and uploaded. Some of them I don't remember writing. I also have 15,000 words of an epic Batman and Superman slash fic that I started in 2008 that I don't know how I intended to end. Don't get me started on the next chapter of "Transcripts," which, according to my computer, was created on April 7, 2009 and last updated on December 9, 2010. That's...sick. Like...who abandons a story 10 chapters in? In my defense, I have been crazy busy, but I do miss writing. I feel like I still have stories I want to tell. Ah, well. So, well...anyway, if you're reading this and are bored, drop me a line! I reply to messages, even if I can't seem to finish a fic. :) 1/3/2011 Happy New Year! So, even though I haven't written in about a year and a half, um, I'm alive. That has to count for something. Just uploaded a short and kinky FF8 story. I don't know why the first thing I'm able to write in a very long time is non-con incest in a fandom nobody reads for anymore, but I guess I can't complain. I'm lucky I could write at all. Please send along all complaints about the stories I've abandoned. They make me feel nice and guilty. (^_^) | |||||||
1. Before a Live Studio Audience » reviewsLois Lane is a terrible boss. Network lackey Clark Kent has to film a TV show in Gotham, but he's stuck with Matches Malone. The worst. Detective. Ever. There's a killer on the loose and Clark keeps dreaming of flying. At least Matches' partner is sexy...Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,655 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 1-29-13 - Published: 9-9-08 - Bruce W./Batman2. Through the Noble Prowess of Himself reviewsArthur had given them hope. Arthur had been the better world they fought for. Warnings: Violence, some language, adult themes.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-12 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete3. Fic Amnesty: General Lawlessness reviewsWill, Jack, a piccolo, a stuffed rabbit, and a garter belt. A secret, grand adventure that neither man really remembers. Slash. Will/Jack. Adult themes.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-12 - Will T. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete4. Fic Amnesty: ControlKahran Ramsus wants to be in control. He needs it. Badly. Kahr/Hyuga one-sided . Slash, mentions of non-con and BDSM. Adult themes and language. Disturbing imagery. Not-beta read. Part of my fic amnesty project.Xenogears - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Published: 11-30-11 - K. Ramsus & Citan U. - Complete5. Fic Amnesty: Innocent Tea and Sinful Rum reviewsWill would take the taste of Jack's sin over Elizabeth's innocence any day. Will/Jack, Will/Elizabeth. Slash, adult situations, angst, not beta-read. Uploaded as part of my fic amnesty.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-11 - Will T. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete6. Fic Amnesty: Every Wicked Thought reviewsWill doesn't take what he should. Slashy. Will/Jack. Set just after the first movie. Not beta-read. An oldie I'm re-uploading for giggles. Enjoy.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-11 - Will T. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete7. Fic Amnesty: WinningMore than anything, Cloud wanted praise. Zack/Sephiroth implied . Cloud/Sephiroth one-sided . Violence, slash themes, adult situations, angsty, not beta-read. This is a very old fic, but I'm uploading it once again for giggles.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Published: 11-29-11 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete8. Fic Amnesty: Coffee and Donuts reviewsIt was coffee and donuts, greetings all over again. And though nothing had changed, nothing was quite right either. Slashy. Wolfwood/Vash. This is a very old fic. I'm uploading it again for giggles.Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-11 - Vash & Wolfwood - Complete9. Fic Amnesty: Tough Choice reviewsWolfwood takes the day off and Vash has sweet dreams. AU fluff, PWP, slash. OOC. Vash/Wolfwood. This is a very old story.Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-11 - Vash & Wolfwood - Complete10. Fic Amnesty: Marked reviewsThe world is safe, but Squall is still marked. Zell/Squall. Slash, fluff, adult situations, not beta-read. This is an oldie I am uploading again to give it some air. It was starting to smell on my hard drive. Ahem.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-11 - Squall L. & Zell D. - Complete11. Fic Amnesty: Unwanted of GodKrelian at the end of everything. A very short story set at the end of Xenogears. Spoilers.Xenogears - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 11-29-11 - Krelian - Complete12. And Kiss your Sassafras reviewsLovin' it up 'til I hit the ground...Oliver Queen is spontaneous and impulsive. Clark gets dragged along for a ride. Ahem. Slash, PWP, adult situations. ClarkxOliver.Crossover - Superman & Green Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-11 - Complete13. Fic Amnesty: Improvise reviewsSirius isn't young anymore. Harry compromises. HarryxSirius. Slash, smut, PWP, adult content, adult language. Not beta-read.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-29-11 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete14. A Uniform Intermittent Rotary Motion reviewsA powerless Clark Kent falls into bed with Bruce Wayne. Slash Bruce x Clark , PWP, sexual content, adult language.Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-18-11 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete15. On the Danger of Impulse Buys reviewsLaguna misses Squall. A lot. The toy he buys to keep him company while Squall is away doesn't quite FIT the bill. Ahem. Can connect to the "Domestic" story line, but can also stand alone. Incest, AU, OOC, PWP smut, not beta-read.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-11 - Laguna L. & Squall L. - Complete16. There is Little Danger reviewsBruce and Clark are trapped in an elevator on New Year's Eve. What happens when the clock strikes midnight? SLASH, fluff.Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-12-11 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete17. A Quiet Division of Guilt reviewsSquall decided long ago what he wanted. What Laguna wants doesn't matter. AU, non-con, incest.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-11 - Squall L. & Laguna L. - Complete18. Domestic » reviewsSquall and Laguna have sex on every piece of furniture in the house. This chapter: a celebration leads to kinky sex against against a couch. Mirrors are involved. Dirty talk is exchanged. INCEST, PWP, OOC, AU.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-4-10 - Published: 10-1-06 - Laguna L. & Squall L.19. You've Got to Change Your Evil Ways Baby reviewsSuperman is visited by three ghosts. They've made a terrible mistake. Comedy, crack fic! Not beta-read.Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-20-09 - Complete20. Wayward Sons reviewsCrossover. A test for the experiment. A challenge from the Gods. A battle royale between two video game badasses. Sephiroth vs. Kratos. 'Nuff said. Violence, language. Written in an hour and not beta-read.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-09 - Sephiroth - Complete21. Hubris reviewsClark Kent is a student just trying to finish his dissertation. His maddeningly arrogant and handsome jerk of a noisy upstairs neighbor isn't helping things. Sparks and furniture fly when Clark meets one Bruce Wayne. AU, slash, lemon. Based on "Beowulf."Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,857 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-15-09 - Bruce W./Batman & Barbara G.22. Sometimes You Just Have to Punch Superman reviewsA dangerous parasite plus the most powerful man on earth. You do the math. Not a comedy, but with funny bits. Warnings: Violence and language. Characters: Batman, Superman, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Flash, Wonder Woman, HawkmanBatman - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-09 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete23. Four Seasons reviewsFour angsty drabbles, one for each season of the show. Some spoilers. Adult language.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-7-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete24. Semi Permanent Couplings reviewsTwo strangers meet on a train, but when it's stalled because of the weather, will they find more than just company for the night? SLASH, Clark x Bruce. Warnings: PWP smut, adult language and situations, AU, OOC.Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-29-09 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete25. Up on the House Top Thud, Thud, Thud reviewsClark Kent, universe-traveling journalist, gets to interview Santa Claus. An incredibly hot, tank-driving, vigilante Santa. Who knows kung-fu. They spend a white Christmas together and things get steamy. AU. SLASH. Clark x BruceBatman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,658 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-22-08 - Bruce W./Batman & Alfred P. - Complete26. Shockwave Pulsar reviewsGen. Quistis at the Final Battle. The things that really matter at the End of Time. SPOILERS. Angst. re-postFinal Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-2-08 - Quistis T. & Squall L. - Complete27. Relationships for Dummies » reviewsSLASH Laguna Loire does things by the book. A pesky relationship with his son isn't going to get this president down. Quite the opposite, actually. Spoilers, INCEST, angst. You have been warned. Sequel to "Atmosphere" but can be read independently.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 3-11-06 - Laguna L. & Squall L.28. Like the Next Will Never Come reviewsWe've all gotta go. Dean plans on doing it with a smile.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-08 - Dean W. & Sam W.29. Ghosts reviewsWayne Manor is haunted. Clark doesn't mind. Clark/Bruce. Some language, creepiness. Not beta-read.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-8-08 - Bruce W./Batman & Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete30. Old School reviewsBatman and Superman fight to the death to save their cities from giant pandas and lime Jell-O! Whisky Tango Foxtrot...? Comedy with explosions, just the way you like it. Slash. Not beta-read. Violence, adult language.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-30-08 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete31. Porridge reviewsIf there was no Batman, he would just have to create him. No matter what the cost. Batman/Superman SLASH. Future-fic. Dark with hints of humor.Batman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-6-08 - Bruce W./Batman & Jason T./Red Hood - Complete32. Ten Things that Go Boom reviewsIt's Christmas in Metropolis and a new supervillain strikes! Can Superman and Batman disarm the bomb and manage romance at the same time? And what IS the mysterious power of Mayo? Adult themes, language, silliness. I own nothing.Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-19-07 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete33. needful » reviewsA twisted serial killer chooses a new play toy: the detective in charge of his case. Detective Nicholas D. Wolfwood hunts the killer, but his own dark past surfaces to haunt him. SLASH, AU, adult themes, sexual content, strong language.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 278,777 - Reviews: 320 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 4-26-05 - Complete34. Spoiled reviewsBruce always gives him what he asks for. Slash. Sex, violence, strong language, not betaread.Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-17-07 - Bruce W./Batman & Jason T./Red Hood - Complete35. Inflexible reviewsBruce without his cowl always made him stare because it was half of everything and the closest thing to right. Jason Todd finally wins. Preslash. Language, violence. Not betaread.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-07 - Jason T./Red Hood & Bruce W./Batman - Complete36. Established reviewsBatman and Superman have an established relationship only in the sense that they're not together at all. Throw in an invincible machine army and things get really confusing. SLASH.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-2-07 - Bruce W./Batman37. Wealth and Taste reviewsSometimes jealousy, blood, and the weight of the centuries mean more than love. Laguna and Squall are torn apart by a mysterious man, determined to have what he wants at any cost. And what he wants is Laguna, to himself, for eternity. Incest, slash, AU.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,079 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-8-06 - Laguna L. & Squall L. - Complete38. Protect Me From What I Want reviewsWayne Manor has windows of every shape, size and dimension. The ones on Bruce's windows just so happen to be larger than the rest. Tonight, the curtains aren't drawn. Clark and Bruce never can seem to get things right. SLASH.Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-2-06 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete39. Say Yes reviewsSnape always has the answers. Harry X Snape. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-6-06 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete40. Optional reviewsHe doesn't have to be perfect. Fact is, the only thing he has to do is stay a cowboy and die. Everything else is optional. Quistis X Irvine? Gen? You tell me.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-06 - Irvine K. & Quistis T. - Complete41. Destroying Christmas reviewsKnives is going to destroy the world. And Christmas, too. The minute romance gets out of the way, he's whipping out the Doomsday Device. No, seriously. Don't you dare try to stop him. AU, SLASH, OOC.Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-26-0542. Proof reviewsIf Sephiroth wanted to know, to be sure, Cloud would oblige him. In every way. YAOI. SxC.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-24-05 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete43. Atmosphere reviewsSLASH. Time has a little accident and Fate takes advantage of the situation. Only problem is that Squall and Laguna get caught up in her game. Incest.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,832 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-9-05 - Laguna L. & Squall L.44. What Remains reviewsHPxSS. Once passion dies, you're left with what remains. And sometimes, that's not much at all. An angsty little ficlet about holding on when letting go would be the lesser evil.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-04 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete45. Writer's Block reviewsCrossover.Kinda.Laguna Loire from FF8 has to write a PWP Trigun smut story before deadline to keep from starving to death. How hard could it be? The answer? Very, very hard. Typos and cliches abound in this comedy fic written in praise of all things smut.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-6-0446. Rust reviewsApples, the metal grid, and a dose of pain to make the pleasure better. How can Knives deal with a less than perfect brother? SLASH, INCEST, SPOILERS. Darkfic. Not for the easily squicked.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-30-04 - Complete47. Not Tired Yet reviews[yaoi] WolfwoodxMidvalley. Midvalley can't sleep and Wolfwood needs music, and maybe something else. In homage to music and nighttime.Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-25-04 - Complete48. Paradise reviews[Mangaverse, very short] Knives does indeed create paradise, and it's almost perfect. Almost...Trigun - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-6-04 - Complete49. Angel's Song reviews[YAOI] It doesn't snow on Gunsmoke, yet Wolfwood has dreams of snow and of Vash. Then an unexpected present makes his dreams come true. A Christmas fic, or my best attempt.Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-18-03 - Complete50. Chocolate reviews[Yaoi] Just in time for Halloween! Wolfwood has some self control issues when it comes to Vash and Chocolate. His mind is in the gutter and he might pull Vash along for the ride! OOC, very suggestive, very bad language.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-28-03 - Complete51. Apples and Ash » reviewsTrading the taste of apples for ash, and one hell for another. Bootstrap Bill and living on after death. Captain Jack Sparrow and revenge. Short stories based on the film, not necessarily connected to each other.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 7-20-03
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