| Mostly Harmless III |
Author has written 35 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Trigun, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII, Batman, Supernatural, and Superman. :Just Deranged: :Not Even Remotely Harmless: 4-6-09 Believe it or not, I updated! Woot! A reviewer has been super cool and it motivated me to stop being Teh Loser and to actually finish Chapter 10 of "Before a Live Studio Audience." I even started Chapter 11. Now, if only the world at large could tell me to stop reading Merlin fanfiction and tell me that RPS is a bad thing, we'd have this story licked! In other news, my Laguna/Squall muse has been lurking about telling me to write smut. This is okay, I guess, but boy are Bruce and Clark gonna be pissed at me. 3-22-09 Twilight is finally available to rent! Woot! Other than that, I had a burst of creativity thanks to the website "Write or Die." Sadly, this will be the last of it for a bit and I'm putting "Before a Live Studio Audience" on tentative hiatus. Yeah, real life just got ugly. 3-8-09 Recently updated "Before a Live Studio Audience." Finally where I want to be to get the rest of the story going. | |||||||
1. Before a Live Studio Audience » reviewsLois Lane is a terrible boss. Network lackey Clark Kent has to film a TV show in Gotham, but he's stuck with Matches Malone. The worst. Detective. Ever. There's a killer on the loose and Clark keeps dreaming of flying. At least Matches' partner is sexy...Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,420 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 9-9-08 - Bruce W.2. Domestic » reviewsSquall and Laguna have sex on every piece of furniture in the house. This chapter: Jealous sex leads to furniture shopping, or maybe just to more jealous sex. SLASH. Incest. PWP. AU. OOC. I think that covers all the bases.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 10-1-06 - Laguna L. & Squall L.3. You've Got to Change Your Evil Ways Baby reviewsSuperman is visited by three ghosts. They've made a terrible mistake. Comedy, crack fic! Not beta-read.Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-09 - Complete4. Wayward Sons reviewsCrossover. A test for the experiment. A challenge from the Gods. A battle royale between two video game badasses. Sephiroth vs. Kratos. 'Nuff said. Violence, language. Written in an hour and not beta-read.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-09 - Sephiroth - Complete5. Hubris reviewsClark Kent is a student just trying to finish his dissertation. His maddeningly arrogant and handsome jerk of a noisy upstairs neighbor isn't helping things. Sparks and furniture fly when Clark meets one Bruce Wayne. AU, slash, lemon. Based on "Beowulf."Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,746 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-09 - Bruce W. & Barbara G.6. Sometimes You Just Have to Punch Superman reviewsA dangerous parasite plus the most powerful man on earth. You do the math. Not a comedy, but with funny bits. Warnings: Violence and language. Characters: Batman, Superman, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Flash, Wonder Woman, HawkmanBatman - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-27-09 - Bruce W. - Complete7. Four Seasons reviewsFour angsty drabbles, one for each season of the show. Some spoilers. Adult language.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-7-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete8. Semi Permanent Couplings reviewsTwo strangers meet on a train, but when it's stalled because of the weather, will they find more than just company for the night? SLASH, Clark x Bruce. Warnings: PWP smut, adult language and situations, AU, OOC.Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-09 - Bruce W. - Complete9. Up on the House Top Thud, Thud, Thud reviewsClark Kent, universe-traveling journalist, gets to interview Santa Claus. An incredibly hot, tank-driving, vigilante Santa. Who knows kung-fu. They spend a white Christmas together and things get steamy. AU. SLASH. Clark x BruceBatman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-22-08 - Bruce W. & Alfred P. - Complete10. Shockwave Pulsar reviewsGen. Quistis at the Final Battle. The things that really matter at the End of Time. SPOILERS. Angst. re-postFinal Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-08 - Quistis T. & Squall L. - Complete11. Relationships for Dummies » reviewsSLASH Laguna Loire does things by the book. A pesky relationship with his son isn't going to get this president down. Quite the opposite, actually. Spoilers, INCEST, angst. You have been warned. Sequel to "Atmosphere" but can be read independently.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 3-11-06 - Laguna L. & Squall L.12. Like the Next Will Never Come reviewsWe've all gotta go. Dean plans on doing it with a smile.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-08 - Dean W. & Sam W.13. Ghosts reviewsWayne Manor is haunted. Clark doesn't mind. Clark/Bruce. Some language, creepiness. Not beta-read.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-8-08 - Bruce W. & Timothy D. - Complete14. Old School reviewsBatman and Superman fight to the death to save their cities from giant pandas and lime Jell-O! Whisky Tango Foxtrot...? Comedy with explosions, just the way you like it. Slash. Not beta-read. Violence, adult language.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-30-08 - Bruce W. - Complete15. Porridge reviewsIf there was no Batman, he would just have to create him. No matter what the cost. Batman/Superman SLASH. Future-fic. Dark with hints of humor.Batman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-6-08 - Bruce W. & Jason T. - Complete16. Ten Things that Go Boom reviewsIt's Christmas in Metropolis and a new supervillain strikes! Can Superman and Batman disarm the bomb and manage romance at the same time? And what IS the mysterious power of Mayo? Adult themes, language, silliness. I own nothing.Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-19-07 - Bruce W. - Complete17. needful » reviewsA twisted serial killer chooses a new play toy: the detective in charge of his case. Detective Nicholas D. Wolfwood hunts the killer, but his own dark past surfaces to haunt him. SLASH, AU, adult themes, sexual content, strong language.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,286 - Reviews: 316 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 4-26-05 - Complete18. Spoiled reviewsBruce always gives him what he asks for. Slash. Sex, violence, strong language, not betaread.Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-07 - Bruce W. & Jason T. - Complete19. Inflexible reviewsBruce without his cowl always made him stare because it was half of everything and the closest thing to right. Jason Todd finally wins. Preslash. Language, violence. Not betaread.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-07 - Jason T. & Bruce W. - Complete20. Established reviewsBatman and Superman have an established relationship only in the sense that they're not together at all. Throw in an invincible machine army and things get really confusing. SLASH.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-2-07 - Bruce W.21. Wealth and Taste reviewsSometimes jealousy, blood, and the weight of the centuries mean more than love. Laguna and Squall are torn apart by a mysterious man, determined to have what he wants at any cost. And what he wants is Laguna, to himself, for eternity. Incest, slash, AU.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,106 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-8-06 - Laguna L. & Squall L. - Complete22. Protect Me From What I Want reviewsWayne Manor has windows of every shape, size and dimension. The ones on Bruce's windows just so happen to be larger than the rest. Tonight, the curtains aren't drawn. Clark and Bruce never can seem to get things right. SLASH.Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-2-06 - Bruce W. - Complete23. Say Yes reviewsSnape always has the answers. Harry X Snape. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-6-06 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete24. Optional reviewsHe doesn't have to be perfect. Fact is, the only thing he has to do is stay a cowboy and die. Everything else is optional. Quistis X Irvine? Gen? You tell me.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-06 - Irvine K. & Quistis T. - Complete25. Destroying Christmas reviewsKnives is going to destroy the world. And Christmas, too. The minute romance gets out of the way, he's whipping out the Doomsday Device. No, seriously. Don't you dare try to stop him. AU, SLASH, OOC.Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-0526. Proof reviewsIf Sephiroth wanted to know, to be sure, Cloud would oblige him. In every way. YAOI. SxC.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-24-05 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete27. Atmosphere reviewsSLASH. Time has a little accident and Fate takes advantage of the situation. Only problem is that Squall and Laguna get caught up in her game. Incest.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-9-05 - Laguna L. & Squall L.28. What Remains reviewsHPxSS. Once passion dies, you're left with what remains. And sometimes, that's not much at all. An angsty little ficlet about holding on when letting go would be the lesser evil.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-04 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete29. Writer's Block reviewsCrossover.Kinda.Laguna Loire from FF8 has to write a PWP Trigun smut story before deadline to keep from starving to death. How hard could it be? The answer? Very, very hard. Typos and cliches abound in this comedy fic written in praise of all things smut.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-6-0430. Rust reviewsApples, the metal grid, and a dose of pain to make the pleasure better. How can Knives deal with a less than perfect brother? SLASH, INCEST, SPOILERS. Darkfic. Not for the easily squicked.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-30-04 - Complete31. Not Tired Yet reviews[yaoi] WolfwoodxMidvalley. Midvalley can't sleep and Wolfwood needs music, and maybe something else. In homage to music and nighttime.Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-25-04 - Complete32. Paradise reviews[Mangaverse, very short] Knives does indeed create paradise, and it's almost perfect. Almost...Trigun - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-6-04 - Complete33. Angel's Song reviews[YAOI] It doesn't snow on Gunsmoke, yet Wolfwood has dreams of snow and of Vash. Then an unexpected present makes his dreams come true. A Christmas fic, or my best attempt.Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-18-03 - Complete34. Chocolate reviews[Yaoi] Just in time for Halloween! Wolfwood has some self control issues when it comes to Vash and Chocolate. His mind is in the gutter and he might pull Vash along for the ride! OOC, very suggestive, very bad language.Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-28-03 - Complete35. Apples and Ash » reviewsTrading the taste of apples for ash, and one hell for another. Bootstrap Bill and living on after death. Captain Jack Sparrow and revenge. Short stories based on the film, not necessarily connected to each other.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 7-20-03