Author has written 3 stories for Darkest Powers, and Mortal Instruments.
*WARNING!* YOU MIGHT SEE A LOT OF STUPID IF YOU CONTINUE READING THIS USERS PROFILE! BEWARE OF HER COMPLETE LACK OF BRAINS!
Name: Annabel (or Cupcake Angel, y'know... call me whatever you like xD)
Age: Age is but a number but if you must know... 15 turning 16 in May!
Country: United States of America
City: NYC, need I say more?
Personal motto: If you don't win; you loose. But if you come in second... silver really does match my skin tone better than gold!
Favourite books: The Mortal Instruments, Darkest Powers, Infernal Devices, The Vampire Diaries, The Nightworld, Dark Visions, any book by Sarah Dessen, Lord of the Rings, It Girl, Harry Potter, House of Night and Wolves of Mercy Falls... and that's to name a few. The list really does go on and on and on...
Favourite TV-Shows: Bones, Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, Vampire Diaries, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, Cougar Town, The Big Bang Theory and Nip/Tuck... again, just to name a few... OH! And I do watch Grey's Anatomy!
My favourite pairings: MI: Clary/Jace DP: Chloe/Derek ID: Tessa/Will TVD: Elena/Damon NW: Mary-Lynette/Ash DV: Kaitlin/Gabriel HoN: Zoey/Stark GG: Blair/Chuck OTH: Haley/Nathan IG: Bret/Sebastian
My favourite music artist at the moment is Taylor Swift! I adore her songs and the lyrics... I mean you can totally relate... mostly... ANYWAYS, if you see some of her songs in my fics don't be surprised...
I put my iPod on shuffle to see which song represents my life the best...
Song that represents my life right now: *shuffle* Animal - Neon Trees
So hey I just read this awesome qoute at KnKCullen's profile and it just described me so well that I just had to copy her. But she gets all the credit, of course.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe
Yup, that would be me in a nutshell :)
My favourite book series would have to be Darkest Powers... I adore Derek but I think most of my affection for the books comes from being able to relate so well to some of the characters... Well, mainly Chloe. Not in a supernatural way 'cuz clearly I don't speak with dead people but otherwise when it comes to family and such it feels familiar. I love it!
The story I am spending the most time and effort on right now is She Is love it is a Chlerek story with a lot of love, secrets, family and trust. I'm not sure how many chapters it will succumb to but it will definitely be over at least fifteen chapters. The story was inspired by The Last Song mashed up with Parachute's song called She is love which basically gave me the whole idea!
You should totally check out that song, it kicks butt: like most of Parachutes songs do!
For everyone who hates stereotyper, bold are the ones you are:
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMACAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm AISAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHIEST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore! (That would be a bummer...)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (I have female friends who are gamers and they aren't ugly... they're a little crazy though... but who isn't?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (15 is young, right?)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Well... I'm a prep but I'm not exactly poor... not that being poor is a bad thing...)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (We can only hope xP)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I've lived in the states for five years so I'm kind of American, right?)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm SCANDINAVIAN, so I MUST be blonde with big boobs.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (Well... I AM white but... you get the point!)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd. (Only sometimes... I've got contacts!)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I think everyone secretly wants a boyfriend even though I refuse to admit it myself!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
And this is my iPod shuffle Q/A thingy that so many others have already done xP
Q: The song that currently defines my life?
A: The Way I Loved You - Taylor Swift
Q: The song that defines the relationship between me and my BFF?
A: What About Now - Daughtry
Q: The song that will define my future romantic relationship?
A: This : Love - The Script (Ha!)
Q: Song that will be played at my wedding?
A: DJ Got Us Falllin' In Love - Usher
Q: The song that will define my life in the next 5 years?
A: Never Too Late - Three Days Grace (That's sad a little sad... Amazing song, though!)
Q: Song that will be played at my funeral?
A: A Different Side of Me - Allstar Weekend
Q: The song that represents my love life - both present, past and future?
A: Down The Line - José Gonzales
Q: My theme song?
A: Fuck You! - Cee Lo Green (OMG! LMFAO! ROTLMAO!)
Now that you know entirely too much about me... go check out my stories!
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