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since: 08-20-02, id: 256257, Profile Updated: 02-12-08
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Author has written 38 stories for Invader Zim, Teen Titans, Transformers/Beast Wars, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Harry Potter, Pokemon, and District 9.

"Identify yourselves."
"We are the Resisty! We have come to-"
"Whoa whoa whoa! Did you say 'The Resisty'?"
"Yes, yes, the Resisty! Anyhow, we have come to-"
"That's a stupid name."
"See, I knew it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to these dumb ideas?!"

The stuff about me

Name: ckret2, obviously. Pronounced "secret-two," but some say "cricket-two" which is fine with me. Be creative.
Age: Old enough to know better but too young to care. :P
Gender: ... Hmm... I guess I'll have to say female.
Hair/eye/skin color: Who cares? Moving on...

The stuff I write

Fun fact: I write original fiction too! Whee! And I really should be working on a book rather than doing fics, but whatever. That's what NaNoWriMo is for. Okay, so, you're here for the fics, so back to that.
Lessee... Basically, what you see down there is what I write for, and maybe one-shots from the other random fandoms I'm in. Expect most of my stuff to be villain-centric, because I like the baddies. I don't bash, I don't ship one pairing at the expense of another, and I'm not inclined to do bizarre AUs.
You'll see some slash out of me but no graphic smut. All sex happens off-screen, thankee. Same thing applies to my het. And if you find anything even remotely resembling smut in my gen, then something went terribly wrong. Definitely no pure crack (of the llama variety; sane crack is fine), gratuitous plotless angst, or anything that makes characters wildly OOC. Most of my stuff is gen.

The stuff you can request

I write fics on demand, just about anything you want. I've done MarluxiaSaix, ShizuneKabuto, a Dib and Gaz family fic, and a Kingdom Hearts AU set in the Great Depression, among other things. So I'm sure we can come up with something. :P I love doing requests, so feel free to ask.
I'm in way more fandoms than I've got fics up for. A random list of the fandoms I know I can do fic for, in the order they occur to me: Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, Okage: Shadow King, Ouran High School Host Club, Transformers (G1, BW, Armada, Energon, and 2007!movie), Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods, Spider-Man (the movies), Pirates of the Caribbean, animated Disney movies and their spinoff 'toons, Lovecraft, Howl's Moving Castle, anything Pixar, Advent Children, JtHM, Squee...
As you can see, this is a very random list. If what you want a request for isn't on this list, try me anyway - I might know it. (For example, Artemis Fowl isn't on this list, is it? But it should be. In fact, there's really no reason for it NOT to be on the list, except to show you that I do forget to put some things on it.)

The stuff that's already posted down there

Okay. If it says "Complete" then that's it. Most of the fics posted before 2007 have been keeled ded.
As for fics I might be working on in the future, I make no promises. But at the time of writing this, I am working on Tears (in KH), Most Prized Possesion (HP), In Short Supply (Invader Zim), Thicker Than Water (Naruto), Under the Snake's Skin (Naruto), and Two Shall Stand (Transformers). Currently, all of the above are on temporary hiatus except for In Short Supply, because I'm having a hella lot of fun writing it. But don't worry, none of the others are dead. They're just on hold.
I've got several other fics in the works, and I'll also randomly post one-shots. There's no way to tell when they'll come or what they'll be about. (If you really want to know, you could put me on Author Alert. Hint, hint.)

The stuff that has to do with polls

I have no idea how this poll thing will work, but you may have noticed I've added a poll to my profile. Since most of my active fics right now are Naruto, I'm curious as to what kinds of Naruto fans find my stuff. So, which characters do you like? (The list, obviously, is limited. I chose characters that have either been featured prominently or will soon be featured in one or more of my fics.) Choose as many options as you like, I'd like it if each voter chose at least a few! I might come up with a poll later of which characters you least like. We'll see.

Reviews! I appreciate all reviews. Praise makes me squee, constructive criticism makes me a better writer, and flames make me laugh. Send me any combination of the above and I'll be happy. Praise mixed with flames will confuse me, but I'll still be happy.

"You haven't seen the last of The Resisty! ...That's right, that's still our name."

ckret2
Thanks for reading my stuff!

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1. The Internet Is for Prawn reviews
In which a video of an irate prawn goes viral. Cue the chatspeak macros. No, you're not supposed to find it funny. District 9 is srs bsns. Genfic. Oneshot.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-28-09 - Complete
2. In Short Supply » reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,091 - Reviews: 447 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 1-17-08 - Zim & Purple
3. The Queen of Make Believe reviews
Nurse Joy and Fisherman Don think Mary Sue is a very creative girl. So she's a princess, her father's a Pokémon, and over half of her team is legendary? Sure. Unfortunately, her presence is about to wreak havoc in Lavender Town's Pokémon Center. Oneshot.
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-18-08 - Nurse Joy & Mewtwo - Complete
4. Thicker Than Water » reviews
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,830 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 3-14-07 - Sakon & Zetsu
5. Most Prized Possession » reviews
Many secrets surround Lord Voldemort, including the fact that he and Gilderoy Lockhart were once lovers. But when a new wanna be Dark Lord kidnaps him, what will he do to get 'Roy' back without revealing his secret? [Post HBP, DH spoilers, AU. Slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,812 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 9-6-07 - Voldemort & Gilderoy L.
6. Tears » reviews
After giving his life to help Sora, Axel is saved by a Soldier Heartless, his other half. With no other goal, Axel and Soldier search for Roxas with the help of several odd allies. But even if Axel finds Roxas, what good is it if he still can't feel?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 1-7-08 - Published: 1-10-07 - Axel & Roxas
7. Two Shall Stand » reviews
[2007Movieverse] The All Spark left several accidental Transformers in Mission City. A vending machine with Decepticon leanings and a cell phone who's searching for the Autobots team up to look for a way out of the city without the humans catching up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,475 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 7-22-07
8. Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-1-08 - Purple & Red - Complete
9. Under the Snake's Skin » reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 6-21-07 - Orochimaru & Hiruzen S.
10. Wonder » reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,344 - Reviews: 246 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 3-25-07 - Itachi U. & Tobi - Complete
11. Staple Her Down reviews
A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-3-07 - Konan & Pein - Complete
12. Our Voice » reviews
After Gaara becomes Kazekage, he hopes to mend the damaged alliance between Sand and Leaf. Several Konoha ambassadors are invited to Sunagakure for the New Year, one them being Hinata. She and Gaara soon realize how much they have in common. [GaaraHinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 7-31-07 - Gaara & Hinata H. - Complete
13. That Old Fashioned Family Nobility reviews
[DH spoilers] Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 8-21-07 - Draco M. - Complete
14. Last Chance For Salvation reviews
Thoughts move fast when Death is near, and time slows to give the doomed a last glimpse of his life. In Voldemort's final seconds, he is forced to come to terms with his own mortality, and gets one more shot at his own redemption. [DH spoilers. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-6-07 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete
15. Idiom Plot reviews
On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-30-07 - Kiba I. & Naruto U. - Complete
16. Cordial Correspondence reviews
After that mess with Akatsuki, Lee sends Gaara a letter to make sure he's doing well. Gaara's less than grateful. His siblings try to 'teach' letter answering etiquette to the Kazekage, with some rather unfortunate side effects. [Oneshot, light GaaraLee]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-25-07 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete
17. Widower and Accomplice reviews
At Xemnas's command, Marluxia has control over six members. However, not all of them know each other. As the individuals gradually come together, they try to figure each other out, with varying degrees of success. [oneshot, AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-07 - Marluxia & Larxene - Complete
18. Playing Another Side reviews
All Shizune wants to know is who Kabuto really works for. When he visits her after the death of Orochimaru, it seems that now, he may not quite know, either. [Spoilers for recent chapters. ShizuneKabuto. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-3-07 - Shizune & Kabuto Y. - Complete
19. Familial Bonding and Digital Garlic reviews
Dib wants to watch Mysterious Mysteries and to learn how to live in peace with his sister. Gaz just wants to beat this stupid boss level. Can they help each other reach their goals? Logic says no, but since when has logic stopped Dib and Gaz? [Oneshot]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-07 - Dib & Gaz - Complete
20. Shame and Fame reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 109 - Published: 5-15-07 - Obito U. & Itachi U. - Complete
21. Has A Silver Lining reviews
Not all 'human' Nobodies, even if they are strong enough, make it into the Organization. Still, they all seem to meet with misfortune. Among the luckless, here's one of the most unlucky. [Oneshot][Pre CoM]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-07 - Axel & Demyx - Complete
22. Foreign Affairs reviews
As Orochimaru points out, fraternizing with a missingnin is strictly forbidden in Konoha. Naruto could hardly care less. [OroNaru, slash, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-2-07 - Orochimaru & Naruto U. - Complete
23. Blind Spots reviews
Suigetsu. Karin. Juugo. For a genius Uchiha, Sasuke understands almost nothing about their thoughts. Unfortunately, he understands even less about his own. [Drabblish][Spoilers for recent chapters]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-12-07 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete
24. Religious Artwork reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 102 - Published: 4-7-07 - Hidan & Deidara - Complete
25. Of Hospitals, Acacias, and Mums reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke, Neji wakes up to find an odd guest in his hospital room, with flowers. At first he's confused, but eventually even returns the favor... [Sound 4 arc and Save Gaara arc spoilers. KankurouNeji. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-12-07 - Kankuro & Neji H. - Complete
26. You Betcha reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 223 - Published: 2-3-07 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete
27. Academic Curiosity reviews
Vexen wants to find out about Marluxia's past, but Marluxia is evading all his questions. But when Vexen finally uncovers Marluxia's past, he also finds out why Marluxia wanted Vexen with him at Castle Oblivion. Oneshot, slight MarluxiaVexen.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-4-06 - Vexen & Marluxia - Complete
28. Lunatic reviews
A Nobody can't truly feel emotions without a heart, but some will do anything to find a replacement. Instead, they find each other, which might be even better. [Oneshot, MarluxiaSaix]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-1-06 - Marluxia & Saix - Complete
29. Hypocrite » reviews
Post Energon. An Autobot rookie isn't satisfied with the way the Autobots are being run, especially when it comes to Inferno's policies. Unfortunately, he's not smart enough to figure out what he dislikes and is just stupid enough to open his mouth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 7-11-06 - Complete
30. To Hate Love reviews
Ryuk is annoyed over the limitations of the Death Note rules. Especially XXXVI. RyukRem, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-8-06 - Ryuk & Rem - Complete
31. This Is A 'Con Job » reviews
A collection of loosely related postEnergon oneshots and drabbles. Mostly starring Decepticons, as well as a few Minicons, Terrorcons, and disillusioned Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 12-18-05
32. Never to Move Freely » reviews
[Energon] Everyone has had trouble in their past. Snowcat and Demolisher are no different. But Demolisher has worked past his demons. What will it take for Snowcat to get past his? [This fic is on hiatus and most likely dead. Don't expect updates soon.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,227 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 3-13-05 - Published: 7-21-04
33. Sanctified By Oppression » reviews
tween ArmadaEnergon When the war ended, the Bots and the Cons were supposed to merge into one faction and live in peace, but it seems the Cons got the raw end of the deal. This is what happened in the 10 missing years.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-25-04 - Published: 4-10-04
34. Quifosenkis » reviews
A story about a deadly disease. 'Nuff said. If you haven't been reading this, don't start now. I'm not finishing this, but keeping it posted for posterity.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 5-29-04 - Published: 10-20-03 - Complete
35. Soulless » reviews
Raven's mirror and emotions are destroyed, leaving her an empty shell. Neither happy nor sad, angry nor amused, she is soulless. Only Beast Boy can bring her emotions back. Very slight BBR.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,631 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 5-29-04 - Published: 9-1-03 - Beast Boy & Starfire
36. The Christmas Party » reviews
Zim learns the true meaning of Christmas at a school party. Unfortunately, he gets a second lesson on New Years.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-31-03 - Published: 12-23-03 - Zim - Complete
37. Birthday of SPOOKY DOOM reviews
Zim learns that on someone's birthday, everyone else has to do whatever the birthday person wants. Zim uses this knowledge, and tries to take over Earth with it.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-24-03 - Zim & Dib - Complete
38. They Said It Outright » reviews
My first fic, which I wrote just so that I could have the honor of having something posted on this site. Is merely up here for the sake of nostalgia, it's not worth reading. Please don't. Please.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-4-02 - Published: 8-20-02 - Complete
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