Hi, I'm Kayla. Kay for short.

I'm studying to be a Registered Nurse and I ultimately am geared to becoming a Pediatric Oncologist/Neurologist.

Favorite Shows: NCIS, Missing, Revenge, Law and Order: SVU, In Plain Sight, The X-Files, True Blood, Rizzoli and Isles, Criminal Minds, Leverage, and The Closer

Ships:

SVU-

Elliot/Olivia-Absolutely love this ship!

Casey/Olivia-I think that if Alex and Liv couldn't hash it out that these two would so survive!

Alex/Olivia-Cabot rules and she and Benson have sooooo much chemistry!

Fin/Melinda-Kind of one that I had to warm up to.

NCIS:

Jibbs- Of course! Who here loves to see the silver-haired fox with the fiery redhead?!

Tiva-Sooooo many possibilities!

McAbby- Absolutely perfect for each other!

Tate- I can see this, but they had a more brother sister relationship, but I still read them as lovers. I'm weird, I know.

Kari- There was a spark and I think that if he hadn't been a terrorist they would've gotten together, but sadly he killed her and he was killed by Ziva.

Kibbs-Could've been a possibility

IPS:

Mary/Marshall- Totally see the love between these two!

The Closer:

Brenda/Fritz-Come on, they have been together forever!

Daniels/Gabriel-Kind of sucks that they broke up and then Daniels left.

True Blood:

Bill/Sookie-They've had their ups and downs, but they managed.

Eric/Sookie-She hates him and yet she loves him.

Leverage:

Sophie/Nate-Sweet!

Hardison/Parker-Funny

Eliot/Tara-Dangerous yet fascinating!

Rizzoli and Isles:

Maura/Jane-Great chemistry between the two!

Criminal Minds:

Hotch/Prentiss: I can see this happening!

Hotch/JJ: If Will wasn't it the picture, most definitely.

Reid/Prentiss: Such a cute one!

Morgan/Garcia: Heehee, yes!!!!

The X-Files:

Mulder/Scully-Who doesn't see them together!

Doggett/Reyes- Again, who doesn't see it!

Stories I'm working on:

SVU:

One Sick Man-Completed

Karla Series-

Everything Changes-Completed

Reactions-Completed

Aftermath-Completed

One-Shots-

More than a Memory-Completed

She's in love with the boy-Completed

Stay-Completed

Talking it Out-Completed

Getting You Home-Completed

AU Fics-

Close Call-Completed

A Love So Deep-Completed

NCIS:

Destiny Series- Complete

Destiny's Story-Completed

Destiny Meets Jackson-Completed

Destiny Meets Mike-Completed

Miracles-Completed

One Shots-

Discussions After Bloodbath-Completed

The Secret is Out-Completed

Here Comes Goodbye-Completed

J/D Fics-

Alternatives-Completed

The Family That Should've Been-Completed

AU Fics-

Rekindling the Flame-Completed

Criminal Minds:

7 Months-Completed

The X-Files:

Connections

And now, some quotes from the shows I love:

SVU:

Olivia Benson: Yeah. I'm a regular monk.
Elliot Stabler: Monkette. (staring at her)

Elliot Stabler: If I die, the spot where I go down, you better make sure none of this happens to it or I'm gonna haunt you the rest of your days.
Olivia Benson: Noted

Olivia Benson: He smells expensive.
Don Cragen: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant

Olivia Benson: I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse.
Elliot Stabler: Yeah, like you carry a purse.
Olivia Benson: That's 'cause you carry it for me

Det. John Munch: There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba.
Captain Donald Cragen: Did somebody steal your parking space again?

NCIS:

Gibbs: Rule number three; Don't believe what you're told. Always double check.
Kate: Should I write these on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?

Abby:There's a futon, under the cabinet over there
Tony: Oh, bless you!
Abby:What are you, my priest?
Tony:Curse you?
Abby: Ahhha

Kate: I earned my jock strap.
Gibbs: Ever give you that empty feeling?
Kate: What?
Gibbs: Your jock strap.
Kate: No, like some species of frogs, I grow what I need.

(Tony is in an FBI van in a body bag, pretending to be a dead body)
Tony: Hello?
Gibbs: We're in the clear.You can get out of the body bag.
Tony: I never thought I'd say this, but I'm not sure I want to.
GIbbs: What? You gotta search Commander Trapp's apartment tonight.
Tony: Aw, Gibbs, come'on.It's one am.
Gibbs: Agent Axelrod is tailing you to pick up the bag when the FBI tosses it.
Tony: That's funny, Gibbs, real funny...Gah!
Gibbs: I guess they found him.

Gibbs: (Speaking softly to Abby who is asleep at her computer) Your computer's on fire.
Abby: Ahhh! McGee! My baby's french frying! (madly typing)
McGee: (Who also was asleep, wakes and starts typing) Checking internal fan!
(It dawns on them that everything is fine.)
Abby: That is so not funny, Gibbs!

Gibbs: "Ziva!
Ziva: "Do you want me to defuse it? Because before you said you'd kick my ass back to..."
Gibbs: "Do it!

Abby (imitating Gibbs): Next time you send one of my team home you clear it with me first, Director.
Abby (imitating Jenny): Oh I didn't know I needed your permission to manage my own personnel Agent Gibbs.
Abby (imitating Gibbs): Your personnel?
Abby (imitating Jenny): Last time I checked it said Director on my door not yours!
Abby: The kids don't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight!

Jenny: Whats the problem?
Gibbs: Jurisdiction issues with metro Police.
Lee: They're insisting on a warrant.
Gibbs: And this... (motioning to Lee) legal person won't give me one.
Lee: I tried, Director, we don't have probable cause, I can't get a judge to sign off on it.
Gibbs: We have a dead sailor. We have a killer leaving us messages in human blood.
Lee: But we need to get a warrant, Sir. Not Sir, Gibbs, Special, Special Agent Gibbs.
Gibbs: (to Director) Where did you find her?
Jenny: Don't take it personally, Michelle.
Lee: He's right.
Jenny: He usually is. That's what makes him so irritating.

IPS:

Mary: Oh I get it - like when you call me Snuggles or when Stan refers to you as his Butterscotch Stallion.

Marshal Mann: Andy, Witness Protection is a little like 'Where's Waldo?'. Waldo is difficult to find because he blends in with the scenery.
Mary: Which is why Waldo doesn't wear a yarmaka.
Andy: This Waldo is Jewish?
Marshal Mann: Hard to say.

Mary Shannon: (Closing voice-over) I yearn for blind devotion - unthinking, unwavering - a cause, a thing, a principle worthy of absolute loyalty. A truth self-medicating, a love unabating, something - anything - to which I relinquish all personal responsibility. Semper Fi, 'Til Death Do Us Part', In Nomine Patris, Let's Go Mets. To the true believers, the lucky few, of thee I sing.

The Closer:

Brenda: "...my cat had kittens and I gotta go pick him up cuz every moment that he's at the vet is costing me a billion dollars"
Fritz: "your boy cat had kittens?"
Brenda: "I thought he was a boy"

Det. Lt. Provenza: Ok, everybody; mark the date.
[long pause]
Det. Lt. Provenza: I was wrong.

Asst. Police Chief Will Pope: And now to finish up here, on behalf of the entire LAPD, allow me to say how sorry I am that you lied to us so much, and that you knocked your wife around to such an extent, that we considered you a suspect in her murder.
Todd Cahoon as Hairdresser's Ex, Ryan: That's your apology?
Asst. Police Chief Will Pope: [nods affirmatively] Mm-hmm.

Brenda: If I like being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.

True Blood:

Alcide: Are you in trouble again?
Sookie: When am I not in trouble?

Eric: What?
Pam: Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah.

Rizzoli & Isles:

Angela Rizzoli: I hope Frankie Jr.'s okay down there.
Jane Rizzoli: Hoyt's not after Frankie, ma.
Angela Rizzoli: Your father's out there, also.
Jane Rizzoli: Oh, my God, did you bring the dog, too?
Angela Rizzoli: Why would I bring the dog?

John J. Murray: Satan is using homosexuals to destroy the kingdom of God.
Jane Rizzoli: (sarcastically, to Frost) Be on the lookout for a man in a red cape with a tail and pointy ears.
John J. Murray: I will pray for you.
Jane Rizzoli: No, thank you. I'll do it myself.

Leverage:

Moreau: I have the guns, I have the media, I have the government.
Nate: Know what I have? I have a 24 year old genius with a smart phone and a problem with authority.

Hardison: We gotta get on that freight car.
Parker: I have an idea.
Sophie: Am I going to hate it?
Parker: No, but he is.

Parker: Who taught you to drive?
Sophie: Taxi driver in Istanbul
Parker: I like it.

Nate: Let's go steal Department of Defense.
Parker: Isn't that treason?
Nate: We will give it back.

Criminal Minds:

Garcia: You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's office of Supreme Genius.
Morgan: Hey it's Morgan. I need you to work some magic here. I've got a program called Deadbolt Defence and a girl with only a couple hours to live so what do you know?
Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
Garcia: Well gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Freakin' Bad.

Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
Morgan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
Reid: Every day since I met you.
Elle: This morning at breakfast.
Hotch: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

Hotch: My team? Let me tell you about my team: Agent Morgan fought to protect his identity from the very people who could save him. Why? Because trust has to be earned, and there are very few people he truly trusts. Reid's intellect has a shield which protects him from his emotions, and at the moment his shield is under repair. Prentiss over-compensates because she doesn't yet feel she's a part of the team; she need not worry. Everyday Agent Jareau fields dozens of requests for our team, and every night she goes home hoping she has made the right choices. Garcia fills her office with figurines and color, to remind herself to smile as the horror fills her screens... And Agent Gideon in many ways is damned by his profound knowledge of others, which is why he shares so little of himself, yet he pours his heart into every case we handle. I stand by my actions, and I stand by my team, and if you think that you can find a better person for the job, then good luck.

Morgan: Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I want to hear.
Garcia: You are a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder.
Morgan: How about something I don't already know?
Garcia: (after an intentional pause) I have a sweet tooth.

Reid: I think I'll just stay home and mend the tip line. Clubs aren't really my thing.
Morgan: Not a chance, Kid. I need a wing man.
Rossi: Actually there is an other angle we need to pursue.
Hotch: We still don't know what made the victim change his victimology. What made him stop killing prostitutes and move into the clubs.
Rossi: The answer might be something in Viper's class. But to figure that out we need to profile the teacher
Morgan: You need to bait him to someone he sees as a challenge.
Reid: You need to study his style up close and personal to take someone he is already attracted to. (Reid smiles and everyone looks at Prentiss)
Prentiss: Urg... Ohh... this is really going to suck (Looks at everyone with a betrayal look).

The X-Files

Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted.

Scully: Oh God, Mulder, it smells like... I think it's bile.
Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers fast without betraying my cool exterior?

Scully: Then who are we staking out?

Mulder: The former occupants.

Scully: They’ve come back?

Mulder: That’s the story.

Scully: So, Sherlock, is the game afoot?

Mulder: I’m afraid so, Watson. But you’re off the hook on this one.

Scully: (crying) We will find him. I have to. (Skinner nods and starts to leave) Sir, um... there's something else I need to tell you. Something that I need for you to keep to yourself. (she looks torn between laughing and crying) I'm having a hard time explaining it. Or believing it. But, um... (she smiles - half joy, half pain) I'm pregnant.

Top Five Favorite Episodes:

SVU:

1. Paternity

2. 911

3. Rescue

4. Trophy

5. Wet

NCIS:

1. Bloodbath

2. Dog Tags

3. Twisted Sister

4. Yankee White

5. Internal Affairs

IPS:

1. Pilot

2. Rubble With A Cause

3. Gilted Lily

4. Father Goes West

5. A Priest Walks Into A Bar

The Closer:

1. Pilot

2. Standards and Practices

3. Out of Focus

4. Saving Face

5. Blindsided

True Blood:

1. Strange Love

2. Scratches

3. Beyond Here Lies Nothin'

4. Spellbound

5. When I Die

Rizzoli and Isles:

1. See One, Do One, Teach One

2. She Works Hard For The Money

3. I Kissed A Girl

4. Rebel Without A Pause

5. Remember Me

Leverage:

1. The Nigerian Job

2. The Stork Job

3. The Iceman Job

4. The Scheherazade Job

5. The Boost Job

Criminal Minds:

1. Demonology

2. Minimal Loss

3. Penelope

4. 100

5. Lauren

The X-Files:

1. Existence

2. Arcadia

3. Ice

4. Emily

5. Requiem

My Beta:

livsgirl is my beta. She is an excellent sounding board and she also helps with the editing on my stories. Thanks for the help! She also writes stories. Mainly for SVU and mainly femslash. They are really good. You guys should check her out!

Anywho, that's me! Enjoy!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie.

Opening Credits: Baby You Amaze Me (Select Start)

Waking Up: Animal I Have Become (Three Days Grace)

First Day At School: Apologize (Silverstein)

Falling In Love: Disasterology (Pierce the Veil)

Fight Song: Somewhere Out There (Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson)

Breaking Up: Wasted (Carrie Underwood)

Prom night: Nine in the Afternoon (Panic! at the Disco)

Life: Firefly (Breaking Benjamin)

Mental Breakdown: Temporary Home (Carrie Underwood)

Driving: Remedy (Seether)

Flashback: It Ends Tonight (The All-American Rejects)

Getting back together: Don't You Wanna Stay? (Jason Aldean feat. Kelly Clarkson)

Wedding: Pokemon Theme Song

Birth of First Child: Pain (Three Days Grace)

Final Battle: Wrong Again (Martina McBride)

Funeral Song: Fallen (Evanesence)

Final Credits: Baby Blue (George Strait)

Copy this into your profile and try it for yourself!

Criminal Minds Challenge!!!

1. Favorite episode?

A. Demonology

2. What season did you start watching?

A. 6 unfortunately, but now I have all the seasons on DVD

3. Favorite guest star?

A. Luke Perry as Benjamin Cyrus

4. Favorite female character?

A. Emily Prentiss

5. Least favorite female character?

A. Elle Greenaway

6. Favorite place the BAU has visited?

A. LA

7. You’ve been kidnapped, and the BAU is doing victimology on you. What would they find in your room?

A. Transformers and Twilight memorabilia as well as movies, books, and games

8. Favorite Garcia/Morgan moment?

A. Every single moment they are together!!!

9. Favorite Unsub?

A. Tobias Henkle

10. Least favorite Unsub?

A. George Foyet

11. Favorite male character?

A. Derek Morgan

12. Least favorite male character?

A. I don't really have one, but if I were made to choose it would be Aaron Hotchner

13. Favorite couple?

A. The Show: JJ/Will In my World: Emily/Hotch

14. Favorite episode quote?

A. "The question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I, or the others crazy?"-Albert Einstein

15. Jason Gideon or David Rossi?

A. Rossi. Gideon was way too serious. Rossi knows how to loosen up.

16. Elle Greenaway or Emily Prentiss?

A. Emily!!!

17. Least favorite episode?

A. Derailed

18. Most interesting case?

A. The Rory Jenkins Case

19. Grossest/most disturbing case?

A. The Taxi Driver Case

20. Favorite Morgan episode?

A. Profiler, Profiled

21. An episode that made you cry?

A. 100

22. Favorite Prentiss episode?

A. Demonology

23. Favorite personal interaction between characters?

A. Morgan/Garcia!!!

24. Favorite character quote?

A. Emily Prentiss: When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn't want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen.

25. Favorite Reid episode?

A. Minimal Loss

26. Favorite Hotch episode?

A. 100

27. What would you want to see in a Criminal Minds movie?

A. Definitely!!! Especially if the characters are the same!!

28. How would you end the show?

A. Um, I wouldn't!! Duh!!

29. Have you considered an FBI career because of this show?

A. Yep, and I'm still considering it!!

30. Something you learned from watching the show?

A. I learned what an Eidetic Memory was and that I wished I was born with one!!!

Wanted Dead or Alive:

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Bring Me To Life

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Strawberry Avalanche

4. WHAT IS 22?

Teenage Daughters

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Fall For you

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

This War is Ours

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

I'm Not As Good As I Once Was

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Swimming Home

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

This is Halloween

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Dream Weaver

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

I am Skrillex (Oooook)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Behold (Hmm...wow.)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Take Me Away (What??)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Swing Life Away (Ok, then)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

The New National Anthem (Works for me!!!!)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Alligator Blood (ROFLMAO!)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

All Around Me (Huh?)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Bug A Boo (Fits)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Liar (Ooook)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Bless the Broken Road (Fits.)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Shake Your Tailfeather (Hahahaha!)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This (Fits)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

The Eleventh Commandment (???)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Trouble on my Mind (Fits)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

According to You

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Wanted Dead or Alive