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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Jumper, and Starship.
READ THIS BEFORE YOU (hopefully) CONTINUE READING MY PROFILE!!!
My motto: Whether you're gay, straight, orange, purple or dinosaur, I don't care (-Darren Criss)
I'm bisexual, if you have a problem with that, I don't care
My Twitter is @NitzoDiTotzo
I hear voices in my head sometimes and I like RP'ing and changing personalities.
I am the female lead singer in the band on my school
I'm NikoNoniDK on Youtube - gonna publish some songs from me when my dad gets his studio Up running
A little hint of what my next story is going to be about:
PICTURE OF TOM FELTON HOLDING HIS HAND YOU-KNOW-WHERE!!!!!!
YAY :D (I hate Ron, I admit it :S )
Its funny how people like Kim Kardashian have a 10 million dollar wedding and get divorced 72 days later, but gay people who truly love each other are accused of corrupting the concept of marriage...
If I don't know where you live, I'll ask your neighbor ;P
If you choose to continue: Hope dat I don't unscrew jour head and drop de wishing pennies down jour throat!
Hello, I'm the one behind my stories, and welcome to my profile. So, I've decided to go public with my name... My name is: Nikoline, but my real last name isn't O'Conner, I kinda stole it from Griffin O'Conner, a character in Jumper played by Jamie Bell... More about Jamie if you scroll down!
If you choose to continue even further: I hope dat de onion makes jou cry
The something wierd part:
I'm Danish, but was born in Greenland, in the little city called Ilulissat...
I speak fluently Danish and English. I speak a little bit Latin, German, Spanish and French
I love the TV-series How I Met Your Mother(!!!), Glee (
My fav movies are: Harry Potter 1-7B, the Pirates of the Caribbian 1-4, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Titanic, Die Hard 1-4, and the best movie EVER: Jumper!!! And Moulin Rouge!!!
Favorite musical: Starship :D (mé encanta Starship)
Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger: Dramione
Starship (haha, ship haha, get that? Oh, I'm not funny...)
Krayonder/Specs: Sprayonder (LOL!!! Even weirder couple name than Peeniss (Katniss and Peeta from Hunger Games))
Junior/Himself: Hunior dat hijo de puta (I love to say that, it means you díck in Spanish :D )
Blaine Robert Anderson/Kurt Elizabeth Hummel: Klaine/Kurt CoBlaine
Brittany Susan Pierce/Santana Maria Lopez: Brittana
WORKING ON CHAPTER 6!!!
Information about Griffin and Laura:
Full name: Griffin O'Conner:
Full name: Laura Charlie Hampton (Yes, her middle name is Charlie, I think that it suits her)
And about Laura's family:
Father: Pheffer Neil Hampton (Pheffer is a weird name... I made it up XD, from the surname Pfeffer :D)
Mother: Chloe Hannah Hampton (born McKinney)
Big brother: Patrick Louis Hampton
Sister in law: Helen Kristen Shawn
Little sister: Lorraine Kimberly Hampton
Girl: Descibe a hot girl
Boy: You never said to describe a perfect girl
I'm BULGARIAN so i MUST be the sexiest person alive!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST hate men.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So i MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST get around the block. (only comment: ...)
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a Band Geek.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CROATIAN so i MUST be fine as hell!!!!!
"The question I get asked most is 'are they real?"... Well, of course not. They're acrylic. I could never grow my nails this long!!" - Dolly Parton
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