READ THIS BEFORE YOU (hopefully) CONTINUE READING MY PROFILE!!!

My motto: Whether you're gay, straight, orange, purple or dinosaur, I don't care (-Darren Criss)

I'm bisexual, if you have a problem with that, I don't care

My Twitter is @NitzoDiTotzo

I hear voices in my head sometimes and I like RP'ing and changing personalities.

I am the female lead singer in the band on my school

I'm NikoNoniDK on Youtube - gonna publish some songs from me when my dad gets his studio Up running

Enjoy reading

A little hint of what my next story is going to be about:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwadmnVIi51qejyumo1_500.png

PICTURE OF TOM FELTON HOLDING HIS HAND YOU-KNOW-WHERE!!!!!!

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1561252348/07_tom_felton.jpg

YAY :D (I hate Ron, I admit it :S )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDk6bINXY-c&feature=related

Its funny how people like Kim Kardashian have a 10 million dollar wedding and get divorced 72 days later, but gay people who truly love each other are accused of corrupting the concept of marriage...

If I don't know where you live, I'll ask your neighbor ;P

If you choose to continue: Hope dat I don't unscrew jour head and drop de wishing pennies down jour throat!

Hello, I'm the one behind my stories, and welcome to my profile. So, I've decided to go public with my name... My name is: Nikoline, but my real last name isn't O'Conner, I kinda stole it from Griffin O'Conner, a character in Jumper played by Jamie Bell... More about Jamie if you scroll down!
I'm THIRTEEN!!!!!!!! years old, and my birthday is June the 28th. And I read M's and Lemons, so if you've got a problem with that, I'd like you to kindly fuck off! (That phrase is from Jumper)
I'm from a little country named Denmark in Europe. My native language isn't English, it's Danish, so please be okay with my prolly bad spelling and grammar

If you choose to continue even further: I hope dat de onion makes jou cry

The something wierd part:

I'm Danish, but was born in Greenland, in the little city called Ilulissat...

I speak fluently Danish and English. I speak a little bit Latin, German, Spanish and French

I love the TV-series How I Met Your Mother(!!!), Glee (

My fav movies are: Harry Potter 1-7B, the Pirates of the Caribbian 1-4, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Titanic, Die Hard 1-4, and the best movie EVER: Jumper!!! And Moulin Rouge!!!

Favorite musical: Starship :D (mé encanta Starship)

SHIPS:

Harry Potter:

Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger: Dramione

Starship (haha, ship haha, get that? Oh, I'm not funny...)

Up/Taz: TUp

Krayonder/Specs: Sprayonder (LOL!!! Even weirder couple name than Peeniss (Katniss and Peeta from Hunger Games))

Junior/Himself: Hunior dat hijo de puta (I love to say that, it means you díck in Spanish :D )

Glee:

Blaine Robert Anderson/Kurt Elizabeth Hummel: Klaine/Kurt CoBlaine

Brittany Susan Pierce/Santana Maria Lopez: Brittana

JUMPER PART:

WORKING ON CHAPTER 6!!!

Information about Griffin and Laura:

Full name: Griffin O'Conner:
Griffin is alive
Status: Info not available
Birthday: May 7th, 1975 (Hooray for home-mad birthdates!)
Hair: Light brown/dark brown with blonde streaks
Eyes: Sparkling blue
Jumping ability: Yes

Picture: http://images.wikia.com/jumper/images/7/75/37474-28000.gif

Full name: Laura Charlie Hampton (Yes, her middle name is Charlie, I think that it suits her)
Laura is alive
Status: *INFO IN PROGRESS OF DELETION BY OUTSIDE COMPUTER*
Birthday: September 19th, 1976
Hair: Dark brown
Eyes: Cement grey
Jumping ability: Yes

Picture: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9mrngYUm1qaqo8no1_250.jpg

And about Laura's family:

Father: Pheffer Neil Hampton (Pheffer is a weird name... I made it up XD, from the surname Pfeffer :D)
Pheffer is dead
Status: Was married to Chloe Hannah Hampton (born McKinney)
Nationality: American/English/German
Birthday: January 6th, 1939
Hair: Dark brown
Eyes: Cement grey
Kids: Patrick Louis Hampton, Laura Charlie Hampton, Lorraine Kimberly Hampton, and daughter in-law, Helen Kristen Shawn
Jumping ability: Yes, though have almost never shown
Extra stuff: Born in England with American parents. He has German origins, thereby his name 'Pheffer' who means pepper in German

Picture: http://www.wordsonpictures.com/words/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/rob-in-bw.jpg

Mother: Chloe Hannah Hampton (born McKinney)
Chloe is dead
Status: Was married to Pheffer Neil Hampton
Nationality: Scottish/Irish
Birthday: July 9th, 1943
Hair: Black
Eyes: Hazel wood
Kids: Patrick Louis Hampton, Laura Charlie Hampton, Lorraine Kimberly Hampton, and daughter in-law, Helen Kristen Shawn
Jumping ability: No
Extra stuff: Wears glasses and moved to America in 1967 with Pheffer

Picture: http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/aa/80/b,w,black,white,female,photography,portrait,woman-aa80546e1138faa9717fa94d18abe96d_m.jpg

Big brother: Patrick Louis Hampton
Patrick is alive
Status: Engaged to Helen Kristen Shawn
Birthday: December 9th, 1970
Hair: Blonde but dyed brown
Eyes: Soft grey
Kids: No
Jumping ability: No
Extra stuff: Incredibly handsome. He's also a model for Calvin Klein and more

Picture: http://i.models.com/fashionweek/shows/SS10RagandBone/IMG_5843.sized.jpg

Sister in law: Helen Kristen Shawn
Helen is alive
Status: Engaged to Patrick Louis Hampton
Birthday: January 29th (XD), 1972
Hair: Ginger
Eyes: Deep hazel
Kids: No
Jumping ability: No
Extra stuff: Wears reading glasses and studies law school in Florida (thought I'd write that down :P)

Picture: http://i2.listal.com/image/794741/936full-felicia-day.jpg

Little sister: Lorraine Kimberly Hampton
Lorraine is dead D:
Status: Single
Birthday: June 30th, 1977
Hair: Black
Eyes: Ice grey
Jumping ability: Yes, though have only shown once
Extra stuff: Would have survived if she was seated in the front of the car... :(

Picture: http://data.whicdn.com/images/13607799/ellen,von,unwerth,eyes,portrait,faces,girl,photography,black,and,white-1cd4093dfa6afbfa9a4b2f21509ad447_h_thumb.jpg

Girl: Descibe a hot girl
Boy: Blonde hair, brown eyes, big boobs
Girl: Then I guess I'm not a hot girl

Boy: You never said to describe a perfect girl

STEREOTYPES

I'm BULGARIAN so i MUST be the sexiest person alive!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST hate men.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So i MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST get around the block. (only comment: ...)

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a Band Geek.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm CROATIAN so i MUST be fine as hell!!!!!

GREAT QUOTE!

"The question I get asked most is 'are they real?"... Well, of course not. They're acrylic. I could never grow my nails this long!!" - Dolly Parton