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Author has written 8 stories for Dark Angel, Fast and the Furious, and Breakfast Club. Ok people, or whoever reads this.. I'm going to be adding little quotes and sayings to here periodically that amuse me. That's about it. ~ sparkly green "Tell him to go home... Eat a wombat!" - me FACT: The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen. OPINION: Next time a fundamentalist Christian tries making the argument that homosexuality goes against nature, be sure to remind them how @# up nature is by chasing them with a shovel while screaming that you want their semen. "Smurfs are communists! The lot of them! They're all in a great big cult i tell you! IT'S A CULT!" - me Dorothy, "Its amazing what one can do with some baby oil and a mouse.." - Princess "Sure, I speak French. Ska-hank-kaha." - Princess "Carpe the Diem! Sieze the... Carp!" - Pig Pen, 'Out Cold' Eric: "Hey, Luke. Why don’t you mind your own beeswax before my fist makes an appointment with your ass!" Luke: "Eric? Have you ever noticed how you’re always talking about putting something up my ass? And that time it wasn’t even a threat. Technically, that was flirting." "The super has left the model, girl!" - Tank Girl Me to the girl on the ground: ".. We're hungover." "I think some smut is in order - Did I just say that?" - Jet-Indigo Althaiophobia is a fear of marshmallows. Yes. Marshmallows. | |||||
1. Life as a Liar reviewsEvery day he would get out of bed, face the world and smile – blatantly lie to everyone’s face then when it came time, he’d go back to bed and then the next day repeat everything over again.' DRABBLE. Rated M to be safe. Set post movie #1.Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-08 - Complete2. What It's Worth » reviewsJesse moves back to his hometown of Seattle where his life slowly falls apart. He may have survived the shooting, but now it's the living part he's struggling with.Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 10-27-053. Tradition reviewsONE SHOT Facing her own mortality had never been a problem, facing her brothers was something totally different.Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-27-05 - Complete4. On The Way Down » reviewsIt’s been two years since Letty’s death and in a last ditch effort to get himself together for his sake and for his son’s sake, Leon goes home. Back to the place he grew up – Miami. SEQUEL TO MAKESHIFT BEDS AND MORPHINE completeFast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 97,472 - Reviews: 301 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 6-9-05 - Complete5. Where I Am reviewsSome months after the events of that fateful day on the highway, Vince sits and contemplates his life and how that day has changed everyone involved in some way or another. ONE SHOTFast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-29-05 - Complete6. Makeshift beds and Morphine » reviewsWaking up and realising you're alone is always painful, especially when a loved one promised they would be there. It's in the aftermath when you find out who's really important. Rated for language, just to be safe. COMPLETEFast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,384 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 2-11-05 - Complete7. Bathroom Musings reviewsONE SHOT I was inspired after catching the movie on TV late the other night. A look into the life of one John Bender.Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-22-05 - Complete8. Doe » reviewsHe'd been carrying no identification on his person whasoever, so they'd dubbed him 'Doe', hoping they would find out his real name once he woke up. If he woke up. Rated for language and future chapters.Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-14-04 - Published: 6-23-04
