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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Warriors, and Zatch Bell. Hey! I am the author formerly known as WolfFang of LeafClan, AKA Kitty!I'm pleased to announce that people actually read the crap I write! Icon from RENT the best thing ever. Age: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.5 Location: Earth, dumb ass. Twilight Team: Jasper! Jacob, too, though. My Motto: Momentai! (Yes, from Digimon, I'm a freak!) Zodiac Sign: I'm a Cancer. Come to the nerd side; we have Pi! "Let's eat grandpa!!" What's the last book you read? Shine. Where are you? The computer room. (AKA My evil lab!) What's your personality like? Uhhhhhhhh, calm, then crazt, kinda shy until I get to know you more, then totally outgoing, lemony, gutter minded, genius, evil, artistic. What's on your TV RIGHT NOW? No clue. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My mom, I told her to knock, becasue I don't like when people watch me write my stories! Look up. Now look back. What'd you see? Computer, Shelves of art supplies. What's the last thing you ate? Baked snadwiches. The 'bread' was cressants! Who do you have a crush on? Lee Cudd (boy in my grade. You tell him and...actually, please do tell him, I'm a coward. What was the last thing you thought? “What if Lee see's this??" and then "why would Lee be on fanfiction?" Team Edward or Team Jacob? TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!! GO JAZZ! Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your head? Our economy is SCREWED! You now have a million dollars. What's the first thing you do? EBAY! Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? the computer mouse. What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing, but DAMN I’M HUNGRY NOW! What Are You Wearing Right Now?? Oversized, faded school T-Shirt from Elk Madness and sweat pants. AKA, my PJs. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This reply. What's it like being you? *evil laughing fit* What's your thoughts on writing? I’m going to write a book. Probably entitled Half past tomorrow, Quarter till yesterday. What (if any) instruments do you play? Nothing, but I can sing. Favorite football team? UT! TENNESSEE ALL THE WAY, PPL! Or Appalachian! Favorite Colors? Mauve, any shade of blue, dark orange/scarlet, pretty much anything. Favorite numbers? 8,24, and 42. Interesting Fact about you I have a Roman Toe, which means my second toe is longer than all my other toes. I sing. I write. I once plotted world domination on a map, plan failed. Pets? A black lab named Bear, a long haired black cat named Baby, and a fat tortoiseshell named Piggwedgieon, Pig or Piggy for short. Signature? I'm so crazy, I have very few memorable quotes. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? “Of course you can deny your dreams, but the result would be uniformly dreary.” Art & Fear, observations on the perils (and the reward) of artmaking, by David Bayles and Ted Orlands. (One of my mom’s old things on the computer desk. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The desk. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:30 Now look at a clock. What is the actual time? 8:33! With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The heater. The T.V. in the other room. My music (Evanescence!) When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Hours ago, riding my scooter and daydreaming. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Fanfiction, yah duh! What are you wearing? See question 18 above. Did you dream last night? Yes….I think. When did you last laugh? A few minutes ago, reading a fic. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Almost nothing,. See anything weird lately? Aside from my reflection? What do you think of this quiz? My mind wanders a lot, so……IDK. What is the last film you saw? Rent. Favorite movie ever. I cried when Angel died. If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A bunch of animals that had been abused by past owners, donate to charity, lots of pretty things and a hot tub. (You thought I was a nice person at first, didnt you?) Tell me something about you I don't know: I sing, I own my own world; Leitera, I have over 100 OCs, I get strange spurts of pain in my left leg, I have an imaginary boyfriend and our two imaginary daughters, my imaginary/OC boyfriend hates being called imaginary/OC, I share my soul with a flying wolf named Storm, who also resents being called imaginary/OC, that enough? If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make everyone stop being so DAMN JUDGEMENTAL! Seriously, WTF, WERE ALL HUMANS! Do you like to dance? Most of the time. George Bush: shrug* What about him? He was a president, he screwed our economy, I HATE politics. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Alixe, probably, or maybe Fawn. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? Logan, maybe, depends on appearances. Alexander, Lex for short! What fics do you demand all your fans to read? See my favorites! A Dad's Poem If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy this into your profile. stupid lions say meow weird lions say rawr awesome lions say roar 95 percentage of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump assholes!" (same goes for Miley Cyrus) An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed. Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions. I hear your silence loud and clear. It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it? I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. If silence is golden, if talking silver? Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth. It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Shit fire and save matches (ha ha!!) Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.Repost or you are going to die. (I don't actually believe this, but it scares the shit outa me when people post this kinda stuff. *looking behind me*) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. BESTFRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts. FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. BESTFRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring. FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). BESTFRIENDS: Start gushing with you. FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. BESTFRIENDS: Get obsessed with you. FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" BESTFRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Forgive you. BESTFRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you. FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. BESTFRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!" FRIENDS: Annoy you. BESTFRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap. My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk) Everyone is intitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the prviledge. I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have. I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we? Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal. You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication. Is it time for your medication or mine? Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! Roses are red, List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over. If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair. Bella: Your pale white and ice cold, i know what you are If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Benefits of being a woman- He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you? To Every Girl To every girl that is SCARED to To every girl that has been To every girl that To every girl who To every girl that will spend her To every girl who gets her heart To every girl that would die To every girl who would just once To every girl that cries at night To every girl that won't get To every girl that To every girl that To every girl who To every girl who would just To every girl who To every girl who lies To every girl that To every girl that To every girl who shows how much To every girl that thought To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff To every girl who is just To every girl that doesn't want To every girl who wants To every girl that fell for all the lies To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. To every girl that has faith that And it will be. You know when you love to write fan-fiction when: 1. You get up at unholy hours to type chapters and post them. 2. You can't sleep well knowing you don't have a chapter finished 3. You spend every free hour you have writing chapters for your story. (Or writing a new one) 4. You bargain with your computer to work when it decides to be stubborn in the middle of a chapter 5. Your best friends are people you've never met and have met over PM's and reviews 6. Your favorite past time is reading new writers fic's and putting up with there persistent questions and comments 7. You feel as if you never sleep 8. You have notebooks filled with stories and notes for your fic's 9. You always have a notebook with you so whenever a idea hits you can write it down 10. You have over 10 stories written within your first 3 months of writing 11. All you ever talk about with your non-over the internet friends is fan fiction and your friends on the site 12. Your mother or father tries to burn your fic's so that you can try to return to the normal world (It's been tried by a friends parent. It failed but it was tried. She has still never forgiven her mother.) 13. You post everything you find on other peoples profile that says: Post This Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. friends are God's way of apologizing for family Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. He who laughs last didn't get it. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. my friends say 'look a birdy' behind me in the lunch room then my french fries are gone!! people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im tripping you good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me and not you Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!:-) Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it? Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. put this on your page you have been diagnosed ／l、 Copy Kitty onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have Jacob Black and Nessie Cullen!) Put I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will be there for you when he dumps you,Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..." A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me. A friend helps you find you're prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away. A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is siting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Lets do it again!!" A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could right a very imbarrassing biograph of your live. A friend will teach me how to drive, Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so i can collect insurence. A friend will go to the concert with me, Best Friend will kidnap the band with me. A friend will hide me from the cops, Best Friend is the reason there after me. A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is makeing a fool of herself next to me. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT won’t make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL. So why bother? Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. 6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. (Planed it on a map and everything! Problem was, the tanks weren't fast enough!) "True love can be found anywhere. Even a small diner in the middle of Philadelphia."-J&A -pick the month you were born in- 1.(jan)i killed 2. (feb)i needed 3.(mar)i ran naked with 4.(apr)i jumped 5.(may)i had sex with 6.(june)i shot 7.(july)i banged 8.(aug)i luved 9.(sept)i ran shirtless with 10.(oct)i robbed 11.(nov)i slapped 12.(dec)i stabbed -pick the day you were born on- 01.two bi chicks 02.a homeless guy 03. jacob black 04.a mop 05.Barney the dinosaur 06. edward cullen 07.a stripper 08.my luver 09.my ex boy/girl friend 10.bella swan 11. a movie star 12.the school slut 13.a hooker 14.a drunk 15.a crack head 16.a hottie 17.a cat 18.a teletubby 19.a homo 20.paris hilton 21. mike newton 23.elmo 24.a rockstar 25.your toothbrush 26.a glass of milk 27.the kool-aid man 28.a french fry 29.a lesbo 30.a evil boy aka emo! 31.jerry the snow man -pick the color of the shirt you wearing- whitebecause that hoe stole my taco blackbecause im the sexiest beeoch alive pinkbecause emmett told me to! redbecause i bringing sexy back yepp! brown because bella is my freind polka dotsmy azz is perfecto! purplecuz im gangsta my home skillett biscut lol! graybecause im kool like dat otherbecause i have double d's greenim a freak'n tree hugger thats why! orangebecause i look like lindsy lohan maroonbecause im a preppy turquoisebecause i love water yeah baby! bluebecause edward dazzles me! tye dyebecause im a fucking suba diver you got a problem with that didnt think so! nonecuz i have a killer six pack yellowbecause i want chips!! -put it all together and laugh your head off!- I got: I shot an evil boy aka emo because I want chips????????? WTF???????? LOLZ! TWILIGHT SURVEY Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking dawn How long did it take you to read the books? twilight-1 day new moon- 1 1/2 days eclipse-1 3/4 days breaking dawn- 2 days Who introduced you to the books? my older sister Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? borrowed some, bought breaking dawn Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Midnight sun! What's your dream ending to the series? IDK, but you KNOW it's got to be epic! Wait, what ending? IT HAS TO END???? Favorites Who is your favorite character? Alice Who's your favorite vampire? Alice Who is your favorite werewolf? Jacob. What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "I have never known anyone more prone to life threatning idiocy" What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? When he's walking towards her from his car in NM What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When she first sees him phase How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? When she comes back in New Moon and tells her about everything What was your favorite adventure/battle? Battle against Victoria's Newborn Army(what can I say? Loads of Jasper and Jacob) Which book cover was your favorite? Breaking Dawn Are these books among your favorite books of all? Top 10, Top 5! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? BD Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Midnight Sun The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward. Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward Bella or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? Jasper Jasper or Edward? Jasper Carlisle or Esme? Esme Emmett or Jasper? Jasper Emmett or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Rosalie? Rosalie Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Billy Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria Werewolves or Vampires? Tie In which book did you like Bella's character best? Breaking dawn How about Edward's? Twilight Jacob's? BD Alice's? BD If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person? Tie, whole cast really. Ashley Green or Taylor Lautner, or whoever plays Seth! Seth's COOL! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. "When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Jasper Hale." V) NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!" What! They don't? I better go correct my homework I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever. wow corny much? I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. (I told this to a guy in the hall at school. He looked at me, started to say something, then walked off. Typical.) When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!" FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Being mature is overrated. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide! Mommy..Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an author, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Why America has some issues... 1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. (I do that on a 'normal' day) 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you HAVE died, copy and paste this onto your profile! (*laughing*) If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to have a house full of cats copy and paste this into your profile If you think Firestar is the awesomest warrior character copy and paste this into your profile If you like Firestar's warrior name better than his leader name copy and paste this into your profile If you think Spottedleaf didn't deserve to die copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to be Firestar or Graystripe copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to be Spottedleaf or Sandstorm copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to be Brambleclaw or Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile If you wish you were born a cat and not a human copy and paste this into your profile An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but since Carlisle is cute, no more fruit! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green? Wheres theres a will, I want to be in it. When I was a kid we had a quicksand box. I was an only child- eventually. Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you. Ive stopped listening, why havent you stopped talking? Im terrified of dying in a plane crash. Id hate the thought that peanuts would be my last meal. Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. According to a recent survey, 3/4 of people makes up 75 of the population. If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile Bella: "It's...a cow." Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood. Ya, cause I'm just cool like that. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much smart one?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "LETS DO THAT AGAIN! I CALL SHOTGUN THIS TIME!" FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: I've been an idiot I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide Girls Wait, we were supposed to be working? Lindsey, 3rd period Math.Yes, she acctually said that. OMG! HELL FROZE OVER! Me(Kitty), Math class(because EVERYTHING weird either happens in Math or Keyboarding!) If you wish Carlisle was on Grey's Anatomy, Copy & Paste If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy & paste this into your profile. If you hate the fact that Jasper Hale isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile! If you know someone that is named Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. I’ve developed a weird habit of biting people. I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always at his window with a bat. How does she kn…ohhh, right! All I want is a gorgeous, immortal, cold, former army guy that sparkles in the sunlight and bites me…is that too much to ask for? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. I HAVE OCD- OBSESSIVE CULLEN DISORDER IF YOU DO TOO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, .T-Roxie-I Waterleaf, Spottedpool,Crooked-smile-lover, WolfFang of LeafClan LJS is Love Jasper Syndrome Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile (Oh! look, I wrote his name!) If Jasper Hale said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE! If you look around and say: "Where?" because someone said Jasper, copy and paste this to your profile (sorry, I just LOVE him!) If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.(Like I said above) My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, JASPER! Team Jasper. Seen Eclipse? TOTAL bad ass! I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you always call Jasper Jazzy even though he would kill you copy and paste this into your profile and put your name, Crooked-smile-lover, WolfFang of LeafClan If you are so obssessed with Jazzy it's not even funny (even if you laugh) copy and paste this into your profile, don't forget your name, Crooked-smile-lover, WolfFang of LeafClan If you love the males in Twilight (Whoo! Go Jazzy!) copy and paste this into your profile, don't forget to put your name, Crooked-smile-lover, WolfFang of LeafClan You know you live in 2010 when... 1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new WARRIORS books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: KaidaThorn, Squirrelflightlover, Unsharpened,Crooked-smile-lover, WolfFang of LeafClan, Think about what you do to other people before you complain about what other people do to you If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you hate those obnoxious, snobby, preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Thє Twιlιght Sαgα ιs α Drug... If you've read people's profiles to copy and paste things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Emmett's the Strongest, Ten reasons to be team Jasper: 1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally. 2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs. 3. He fought in the civil war. 4. He didn't kill Bella. 5. He sparkles. 6. He never left anyone. 7. He showed everyone how to fight. 8. Blonds have more fun. 9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie. 10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006. Vendetta-Rose, glitteredvixen06, SuicidalBeyblader, RockPopnMetal007, SakuraDemonQueen,WolfFang of LeafClan If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile Signs You're a Naruto Fanatic: When you're mad at siblings/friends, you yell "Rasengan!!" or "Chidori!!" or "Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms!!" and proceed to tackle them. Your siblings/friends actually know what you're talking about. You get mad at characters from the show and randomly shout "Sasuke, noooooo!!" etc. while watching. You yell "Tobi is a good boy!!" at random times of the day. When you see an anime character, you don't think of their weird looks first. You know that Haku is a boy. IF ANY OF THESE APPLY TO YOU, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE PAGE!! If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. A lot! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think Barney is a overgrown, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur, Copy and past this on your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you have never copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit over nothing at all, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you can carry a conversation with an animal or inatimate object, copy and paste this to your profile. If you enjoy the taste of your own blood, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, jasperthewalkingchillpill, team-jacob-furever, .Wannabe_Fantasy.I'm Done Believing.WolfFang of LeafClan most people start smoking at ages 10-12...post this to your profile if you want pie. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. (food, too!) If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. It's fun... If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen, Korie.Moore, The Dawn Is Breaking, jasperthewalkingchillpill, team-jacob-furever, .Wannabe_Fantasy.I'm Done Believing.WolfFang Of LeafClan If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace or Facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile. If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile. If you yell at the charachters on the TV/Computer, then complain that they didn't listen, C&P this to your profile If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a klutz and proud of it, put this into your profile! If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile. If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. (But necessary, since evil alien robots might invade and try to get a FF.Net account to rule the world.) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. (And/or throw them out a window, hit them with a bus, sick your dog/cat on them, The list goes on...) If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either! If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are always listening 2 ur ipod (or anthing musical), copy & paste this 2 ur profile! If you can't keep from laughing out loud while reading profiles, copy and past this to your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (\_/) I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I get SCARED EASILY so I MUST be paranoid. I read books about VAMPIRES AND NECROMANCERS so I MUST be obsessed with the dead. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!" If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learned how to survive it." Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!" While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.(im a master at this lol) When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people. Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face. I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me. Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive Not all scars fade;not all wounds heal. Enemies stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boy's stab your heart, but best friend's are there to stab those bitches right back! "I'm the type of girl who can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile. the type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if i cant brighten my own."-unknown Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. If you don't already think that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, read this: On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!! 96% out of 100% of teenage girls would have a heart attack if they saw Edward Cullen on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4% who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him off yourself. (Only annoying thing is he probably wouldn't die from the fall anyway. I mean, come on, he is a vampire after all. We'll have to attack him with a chainsaw and lock him in a burning building or something . . .) 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. Epic and Elric are only 2 letters off. Thoose letters are N V. Me I, Kitty Lynx Rose, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. | |||||
1. Zatch Bell: Return of the King » reviews4 years after the Battle for the Mamodo King has ending, the Mamodo are suddenly pulled back into the human world! Why, and how can they go home again? Full summary, pairings, and that sort of thing inside below the prologue! Title is temporary, this is NOT a crossover with Lord of the Rings! T for violence, language, and impossible science!Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-7-13 - Published: 1-27-132. Are You Overly Obsessed with Zatch Bell? » reviewsA list of things that, if you do/say them, you may be just a bit too involved with the show! (But don't worry, so am I! After all, I've done everything on this list!) Meant to be funny, so please don't take offense (not sure that there's anything on there that could be offensive, but some people...) K , since it's fairly clean so far!Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-13 - Published: 1-27-133. How to Kill a Mary Sue: Zatch Bell Style! » reviewsI really hate Mary Sues, and so do the Zatch Bell gang! Come along with me as they each show us how to destroy those evil beings! Rated T for violence in some chapters, language in others! Written in a game show style, but not in script form.Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 1-27-134. When we were children reviewsA request from long ago by Xerxes Glace Hydro. Happy very belated birthday! Rated K, because there is nothing. Literally, this thing probably sucks. I tried, though. Takes place in the past (hence, when we were children).Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-13 - Jack A.5. KHR Poems » reviewsEpic Poems written during epic moments of the show. Updating will be inconsistent. T for a word or two, could probably be K plus. Possible spoilers; most of them written in the TYL arc.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-9-12 - Published: 7-20-126. Birthday Wishes reviewsRequested by MTSBandNerd2012! A birthday fic for her OC, Kitachi Mazahiko! Pretty fluffy, you'll see why Crow is in the character spot-thing-whatchamacallit.Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-12 - Crow H. - Complete7. KHR ABCs » reviewsA letter a day keeps Millefiore away! Possible spoilers. KHR alphabet, accompanyed by a drabble. T for...well, it's KHR people, Mafia and everything, possible language, depends on what I come up with for some letters.I got bored, this happens.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-20-12 - Published: 1-26-11 - Complete8. My Antidrug » reviewsA series of KHR crack drabbles. I get bored in Math class, this stuff happens. Most of it's pretty funny though! T for stuff and paranoia.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-14-12 - Published: 1-27-119. Quick Silver » reviewsJack Atlas has a secret. That secret's name is Echo Atlas, his sister! When she returns after 3 years, things are bound to get interesting! I suck at summaries, but there's a better one inside, more or less! T for some language!Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-7-11 - Published: 12-28-10 - Jack A. - Complete10. Elder's Tails reviewsA collection of my own Elder stories. However, my other stories take priority, so this one's on a 'write when inspired' schedule. : K,cats don't cuss. Only slight refrences of battles and skirmishes, but no real descriptions beyond the level of the booksWarriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-1111. Why Crow's Not Allowed To Have Tequila Anymore! reviewsOneshot, based of a picture I found on google! Crow, Kalin, Jack and Yusei get drunk. Remember what Echo said in Chapter 2 of Quick Silver? These are all the events she mentioned! T for some language.Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-30-10 - Crow H. - Complete12. A brief account reviewsAlice relates the darker parts of her quest for Jasper and the Cullens.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-10 - Alice - Complete
