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(!IMPORTANT! I was once YaoiGirly, [Insert Other names I ditched])

BETA READER!! :D

This would be shorter... but it isn't! :3

I will take Beta-Reading requests. YOU JUST GOTTA SEND THEM IN!! I don't bite!! D:

Okay... I'm going a little crazy, but let's go!

I'm a Mother Fucker (This is the Mother version of a Narutard)

And a Narutard (lol)

Name: Michelle (Get used to seeing it!)

Gender: Girl

Age: 12. Hurrrr...

Birthday: July 10th (I BETTER GET BIRFFDAY FICS!! D:

-Fun little thing-

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Michelle

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Micizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Black Cheata X3

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current nickname): Dawn-Marie Mimi

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Easmirry

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple-Cola XD

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Isaesky (Wha?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marry

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black Penguin

OC:

Mari

I take this quiz every year to see changes.

2010:

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

2011:

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

2012:

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

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Future Projects...

Mother/Earthbound Yaoi fic with everything (For my ToD random moments)

Somthing for my friends (You know who you are)

ClausXLucasXClaus Mother 3 Yaoi Lemon (For a friend that has been reading MBMEAML)

PhilipXDaniel (Amnesia and Penumbra, for personal reasons)

PhilipXClarence (For a friend)

EmileXJon (Youtube users, somthing for a pervert friend of mine)

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My Youtube account

My Newgrounds account

My Kongregate account

My DevianART account

"Where zombies has lasers shooting out of their eyes"

"Where I and my friend wake up one morning 50 years in the future with ugly creatures and vampires"

"Clowns with laser guns killing mankind"

Quotes

"Oh my god... It's that thing! The thing with the stuff and the thing from the thing! . . . Let's corner it!!"
~Chuggaaconroy

"I reject your realaty and subbsitute my own!"
~Adam Savage

"KaY-o!"
~Mr. Saturn

"THATS IT IM MOVING TO JAPAN!!!! NOW WHOS COMING WITH ME?!"
~O3OKitteh

"I'm Happier than a tornado in a trailer park!!"
~Mater

"Read my stories, eat plenty of lozenges, and don't tango in front of a moving car. Thank you."
~Mrs. Dimentio

If you're reading this, you have cancer."
~Me

~Playing DDR on Standard or Heavy, or doing Heavy or Challenge on Stepmania, and playing either for hours apon end doesn't make you weird, it makes you a GOD. If you're a DDR GOD and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile!

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

Add this to you profile if you think it's funny:

Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Normal people worry me.

Your a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

If whenever you go to a pics website the first thing you look up is Resident Evil, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Azazel Kingetsu A.K.A Aza-chan,SoupieLuv, YaoiGirly

If you know that Resident Evil rocks, copy and paste to thy profile, and sign thy name to know that we're not the only RE fans.: ShadowBrawler2000, SoupieLuv, YaoiGirly

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm aloner, so I must take anti-depressants.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.

If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you even bothered trying.

When the going gets tough, I go watch anime.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1) Yuno (Hidamari Sketch)

2) Ren Elsie Jewelria (To Love-Ru)

3) Konata Izumi (Lucky Star)

4) Uryū Ishida (Bleach)

5) Lala Deviluke (To Love-Ru)

6) Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

7) Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid MIX)

8) Light Yagami (Death Note)

9) Ichika Tachibana (Uta Kata)

10) Sei Todo (Uta Kata)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
That doen't sound like somthing that would EVER happen

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
uhhhhhh... He can transform inot a girl... and that's whenever he sneezes... and he had Alergies...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
That would be sorta embarassing. I don't think she would do it though.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Aww! They're like 5 years apart but I would show up and give support.

5 cooked you dinner?
She can't cook to save her life. There was a WHOLE EPISODE, about her not being able to cook.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I would stare... A lot... :3

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
YAYAY!! I would be bouncing off the walls with sheer joy.

8 got into the hospital somehow?
Nah! He would never!

9 made fun of your friends?
She's too nice! She would never do it!

10 ignored you all the time?
He's the type to do that. I would still want him to pay attention to me... and wouldn't ignore me for long.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Try to stick with me and keep my mind off of it.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Try and be a hero like always -_-

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Manga or a Video game, just so we can both play it.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Save me, DUH!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
She would encurage me. Clulessly.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Totally ignore us. That's his style.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Yell at whoever dumped me and kick their ass.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Cheer for me, and stay there for me.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Ask why I was laughing and probably join in.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
It was probably just having her as someone who understands my artistic side and helps me draw.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Be slightly confused then support his feelings.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
My mom WOULD freak about me datting a girl, but she would like me having someone who understands the ubsetion.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
GOD, ALL THE CUTE GUYS LIKE HER! D:

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
-Slaps Narrator- He doesn't like dumb girls, and she doesn't like stuck up guys.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
He already does that...

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Maybe she thinks about how long HER hair is and wether SHE should get it cut.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
HE. and he has Misa, so, not posibile.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
I will, only because she's too nice to say no too.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
He would last a few months.

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
Hell yeahz.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Light trying to deal with a Emo? Are we throwing fuel in the fire?

3 told 6 she started her period.
Sasuke would never look at Konata the same way again.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Wha? Ichika got slapped with a fish by Uryu for dating Miku? What the hell?

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
I'd tell her it matched her hair and that it suited her. (Her hair is pink yah know)

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
Sasuke knows german? Ren would be soooo confused... Konata would laugh so hard!

7 got high.
MIKU NO! Wait... I bet she picked her hair colour then...

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
She must not like Yaoi...

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?
SHE, Would most likely steal her sketch book.

10 starts working at a bar.
Uh... Okay...?

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
I would proced to kill Ren.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Yes, I would go with HER.

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Miku. She IS a proformer after all.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Art... Posibabaly places in the world that they would like to go.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
He, would look up people to Kill :D

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile

If you know that August 13, 2011 is the 20th anniversary of the beloved Super Mario World, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93,AnimelovinKiDD, Kavyle, NinetailsGirl09, Riku's Music Lover, YaoiGirly,

Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the stinkin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod or MP3) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!(this should be fun)

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Chirumiru Cirno

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Super Mario Hyadain

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Cirno's Freezing Pack of Palpitation (Uhh... kay?)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?
Sora Mimi Cake (WTF)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Bad Boy (XD)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
FUKKIRETA (This acctually fits XD)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Pollyanna

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Motteke! Sailor Fuku!

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Technologic

10 .WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Kasane Territory

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Smooooch *∀*

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Hare Hare Yukai (To upbeat, but i would do it XD)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Caramelldansen

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Cirno's Perfect Math Class (now you know!)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Go Google It

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Gacha Gacha cute

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Everytime we touch

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
PoPiPo

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
I Like You, I Love You

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
We Miss You (It does!!)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Listen To Your Heart

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Triple Baka (How'd that get there?!)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Ievan Polkka

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Malchik Gay (I would make more of em!)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Love Shine

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
ニコニコ動画 (Traslate it yourself)

THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats ( I love dogs and cats =D)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless I'm the one who got hurt.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Depends what for)
Sad movies suck (some can be okay)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(Okay, I really liked it!)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You love to play fight
You own/ed an X-Box.

TOTAL: 20

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear eyeliner. (only sometimes)
You wear the color pink. (ONLY SOMETIMES! IT'S NOT MY FAVE COLOR THOUGH!)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (I like black)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance?
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Depends what for)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 19 (My male side wins :3)

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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
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You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
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And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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