|Rob's hand monkey|
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.
I AM TEMPORARILY STEPPING AWAY FROM THE FANDOM.
THERE IS A BOOK HALF WRITTEN THAT i VOWED TO BE PUBLISHED ONE DAY AND DEDICATED TO SOMEONE WHO SHOWED
ME WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE ALTER YOUR LIFE.
PAM I AM GOING AFTER THAT PROMISE I MADE TO YOU BUT TO DO THAT I NEED TO STOP WRITING FANFIC SO I CAN DEVOTE MYSELF TO IT.
I HAVE DEACTIVATED ROBSHANDMONKEY ON FACEBOOK TEMPoRARILY TO KEEP FROM GOING BACK AND LOSING MY FOCUS.
ANDREA BUNTING IS STILL ACTIVE BUT I WILL RARELY USE IT TO JUST HANG OUT.
THANK YOU FOR PATIENCE...
First let me start by stating that the stories on this site are very strongly edited with all adult content removed.
There is only one place where I post other than my blog where you can get the entire story without fear of having it pulled from here.
The Writers Coffee shop houses all my work.
Including many stories that simply cannot be posted here like Wrapped around my Pinky, Shhhhh, Edwards Eternal Kiss and others.
I highly recommend that if you want to read the story the way it was meant to be written got to TWCS. Sign up if you have to there are dozens of authors that post full unedited versions there. You wont regret it!
Now...allow me to introduce myself...my name is Andrea better known in this fandom as Robshandmonkey.
You either like my writing or you hate it. Either way I know my name is implanted in that mind of yours, especially the
ones that would love to know they succeeded in getting me banned.
I am not that easily swayed especially by those who judge with razor sharp tongues.
Many authors have said it before, I will to, if you don't like it, close it and seek out what you do like. I wont cave to
a bunch of uppity wenches who probably sit around all day bored and try to ruin others fun by reporting authors they
believe are evil.
Now...There are only 3 things that are important in my world.
My Family and Friends
My love for Robert
The readers who love what I write
oh...and my puppy Bear.
my baby girl Sarah...and my Kitten Melodic Pixie and her Daddy Chris who are my favorite little Aussie's...
my on line wifey Pam...
my best friend Sandra
my Tyggs...Tyggs is just the shit...an artist like no other...really...
And my truck...
oh fuck my pillow...yeah...and my fuzzy blanket...okay so yeah its more than three but I needed to not forget the other things...cause they are important too...
I write Erotica. Balls out graphic descriptive, holds nothing back Erotica but here it is strongly edited to remain posted. I apologize wholeheartedly for that...if I had it my way no one would be edited due to lame TOS rules.
I prefer writing Vamps. I am a vamp hOOr.
I have a blog...its uh...
I have a tumblr
I have a facebook underand the other is private. Only those that are privy to its existence will find out where it is when they read select stories of mine because really this group isn't for the faint at heart
And please don't give me a lecture about my preference for hard core smut that includes Daddykink. I don't need some random online no one diagnosing me with some fucked up disorder they have fine tuned and chosen to judge my work and what I choose to read or write.
I can settle that for ya right here and now...I am a pervy hOOr. I have no shame in my love of porn. Porn is more honest than most religions and I worship at Robs alter for eternity but no one else.
that pretty much covers it...and if I came off as a little harsh please excuse my references to defend my ass in this fandom thick skin is an acquired thing...I wasn't always so brash but after being dubbed a pedophile by some sick twisted snotty bitches in this fandom, you have to stand up for yourself and what you believe in.
I will defend my work, my love for this fandom and more importantly my readers till the end and you wont scare me off or make me go away from the one thing I love which is this fandom.
I am fiercely loyal, protective as hell, and I can and do lash out when attacked. Its natural human instinct but this girl won't hesitate to bite back.
If we all play nice and get along there are no worries.
Don't force me to sick the meanest characters in my stories on you. Other than that I really am a pretty easy person to get along with...but FF.NET is the only place I don't play well with others.
I often wonder why that is!?
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