tree979
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since: 10-08-10, id: 2568584, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
country: UK
Author has written 43 stories for Human Target.

I am a proud writer of " manic-depressive, brain-puzzling, angst-ridden, dark-humor piece(s) of crap" (Reviewer's name withheld -LOL!)

When I leave a review I am honest and I ask that people who read my fic give me the same courtesy. It's a simple system, but it works!

I'm a huge fan of Human Target and that's where my efforts are going at the moment. I adore Mark Valley and Jackie Earle Haley, so naturally Chance and Guerrero are my all-time favourite characters.

I'm 31, live in the UK and I'm married to a wonderful man who is every bit as much of a geek as I am. I'm English so I use English spelling but I try to keep the language as authentically American as my brain will allow. I have a degree in English Lit but I'm not using it for anything useful.


A note about slash fics: What started as nothing more than the intellectual challenge of writing a smutty scene between two normally straight characters has turned into something of a habit of late! I just wanted it to go on the record that I intend no disrespect to the actors who play the characters I slash. I mean no harm, and if they (or the characters) were actually gay it wouldn't be so much fun messing with their sexual preferences. In short, slash is fun because it's naughty, but that's all it is: naughty fun. Not an attack on any real person's reputation.


Some of my favourite shows/fandoms:

Human Target

Firefly

Stargate Atlantis

The Big Bang Theory

CSI Vegas,

The Mentalist,

Castle

Hawaii 5-O (the reboot)


Whilst writing my first few Human Target fics I had The Constellations' album Southern Gothic playing pretty much non stop. "Here to save the day" is the track to write fight scenes to. Give it a listen. It's awesome. I even used it on one of my Human Target fanvids on youtube.

You can find me on facebook, Twitter, AO3, LiveJournal and youtube (all with the screen name tree979)



1. Calling it » reviews
Chance forces Guerrero into an up close and personal confrontation full of pre-slash snark.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-6-12 - Published: 9-29-12 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
2. You, me, and the wall reviews
Against Guerrero's advice, Junior uses himself as bait in a nightclub to get close to a target. When the plan goes awry, Guerrero steps in to pull him out, and Junior is pissed. Junior and Guerrero Slash. For mature eyes only.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-28-12 - Guerrero & Junior - Complete
3. Substitution and Acceptance » reviews
Once Ilsa reluctantly accepts that a relationship with Chance isn't going to happen, she finds herself considering Guerrero's offer of assistance. Turn out she's even more high-maintenance than he thought. MATURE EYES ONLY!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-22-12 - Published: 1-16-12 - I. Pucci & Guerrero
4. I will let you down, I will make you hurt » reviews
Chance has to do the unthinkable to save Guerrero's life & his own. They try to rebuild their friendship but Chance can't forgive himself. Guerrero won't let him slip away, even if it means leaving himself vulnerable. M/M Noncon. MATURE EYES ONLY
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,674 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-19-12 - Published: 7-22-11 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
5. Laying the Truth on the Table reviews
Guerrero finds an unexpected answer when Chance tests a new truth serum. drugged!chance slash. MATURE EYES ONLY
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-11 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
6. Facing the Consquences reviews
In the heat of the moment, Junior makes what he thinks is a safe bet. He's wrong, and finds himself having to honour the bet. Dark non-con Junior and Baptiste slash. MATURE EYES ONLY
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-11 - Junior & Baptiste - Complete
7. The last word reviews
Conversation between Joubert and Guerrero. Drabble.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-11 - Guerrero - Complete
8. A Hard Lesson reviews
Junior is riding an adrenalin high after performing his first hit and Guerrero has to bring him back down to earth. Fairly dark slash. MATURE EYES ONLY PLEASE!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-11 - Junior & Guerrero
9. A Perfect Moment Epilogue to 'Comfort' reviews
As promised, a VERY slashy epilogue. STRICTLY MATURE EYES ONLY!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-11 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
10. Constellation Series: Damage Control » reviews
A simple job spins out of control, leaving Chance in the hands of a psychotic Navy SEAL. Case fic. WARNING! Contains a scene involving torture! Now with extra chapter!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,292 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-14-11 - Published: 7-7-11 - Complete
11. Comfort » reviews
Chance relies on his friendship with Guerrero to get through the dark times, but can they still function as a team when things go further? Chance/Guerrero SLASH PAIRING! Strictly MATURE EYES ONLY! hurt/comfort, angst, action, case fic. Chapter 32 now up.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 7-7-11 - Published: 3-16-11 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
12. Constellation Series: Distraction » reviews
Guerrero is concerned that Chance finds their new client a bit too distracting and Winston is driven to distraction by both Guerrero and Ames. Ilsa just tries to keep up! Case fic.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,563 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-11 - Complete
13. Of Presidents, Pop Rocks and Movie Stars' Colons reviews
Ames needs to learn that not everything you read on the internet is true! Part of the Constellations Series.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-11 - Guerrero & Ames - Complete
14. Constellation Series: Hablas Espanol? reviews
A computer mishap brings out Chance and Guerrero's juvenile sides. Rated T for language
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-11 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
15. Constellation Series: A Long Night reviews
This wasn't the first time Guerrero had had to deal with Chance's guilt over taking a life, but the fact that the life in question belonged to a teenager had undoubtedly made it harder. Non-Slash hurt/comfort. T for language.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-11 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
16. Best Laid Plans reviews
Agent Emma Barnes comes up with a plan to flush out and deal with the mysterious mercenary she worked with at the Russian Embassy, but it doesn't quite go as she expected. MATURE EYES ONLY! Chance/Barnes/Guerrero non-slash. AOBI fic !anyone but Ilsa!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-11 - Chance & E. Barnes - Complete
17. To Service and Protect reviews
Why was it always the pretty ones who insisted on thanking Chance personally? One shot MATURE EYES ONLY!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-11 - Chance - Complete
18. Cargo » reviews
An old friend of the team arrives with a job for them. Ilsa is initially less than impressed, but Ames may have found herself a new role model. Case fic. Epilogue now up. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,328 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 4-26-11 - Published: 1-8-11 - Complete
19. A kiss is just a kiss, right? » reviews
SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 2 FINALE! When Chance tells Guerrero he kissed Ilsa things get VERY complicated VERY quickly. Brief Chance and Ilsa then Chance and Guerrero Slash. This is a non-fluffy Chance/Guerrero love story.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,248 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-2-11 - Published: 2-16-11 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
20. Blindsided » reviews
Junior sees Guerrero for the first time after he gets out of jail. Hurt comfort-ish. Originally a one-shot but chapter three is now up. More to follow...
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-11-11 - Published: 12-16-10 - Junior & Guerrero
21. A Good Man reviews
It's late and Winston and Ilsa are alone in the office when she needs a shoulder to cry on.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-11 - I. Pucci & Winston - Complete
22. The Big Bad Wolf Fail or a Promising Situation reviews
WARNING! CONTAINS SLASH PAIRING! Guerrero has to call on Chance to get him out of a compromising situation, but Chance's help doesn't quite take the form that he was expecting. MATURE EYES ONLY PLEASE!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-28-11 - Chance & Guerrero
23. Finding the truth about Junior reviews
VERSION 2.0 Hurt/Comfort slash fic about Junior and Guerrero set at least ten years before the events of season one. Quite dark. Reference to abuse. A much softer less smutty version of the original draft posted but still 'M' rated for steamy moments.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-22-11 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
24. Taking One for the Team » reviews
Ames has feelings for Guerrero and it's causing trouble for the whole team. Ilsa puts forward a surprising solution. FOR MATURE EYES ONLY due to the content of chapter 2 - eventual smut.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-19-11 - Guerrero & Ames - Complete
25. Nosey, noisy and soon to be tonguetied reviews
An annoying Ames and iritated Guerrero fic that doesn't end in smut. Rated 'T' for gruesome topic of conversation and one bit of bad language. Think this might be fic 100 for Human Target! Woo hoo!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-11-11 - Guerrero & Ames - Complete
26. Anyone for a Chinese? reviews
VERY silly drabble. I have a sick sense of humour... you have been warned. Rated T for content LOL
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-5-11 - Guerrero & Chance - Complete
27. Try G for Guerrero » reviews
Chance sees Guerrero for the first time since he left his old life and he owes him an explanation. Winston is less than thrilled to meet him. ORIGINALLY POSTED AS FIRST IMPRESSIONS BUT REWORKED AND EXTENDED.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-2-11 - Published: 12-30-10 - Complete
28. What's in a Name or Too Many Bennys Spoil the Plot reviews
Mini fic for LithiumDoll because sometimes different things share a name almost peacefully. In this case there is disagreement over what pulling an Uncle Benny entails.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-11
29. Recruiting Baptiste reviews
Junior suggests a new recruit to the Old Man. One shot.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-10 - Complete
30. Something Different » reviews
Ilsa insists on helping Chance plant listening devices for a case, which leads them to taking an uncomfortable look at their feelings for each other.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 12-26-10 - I. Pucci & Chance - Complete
31. The Challenge » reviews
Ilsa unintentionally issues Guerrero with a challenge that calls his skills into question. He decides to demonstrate some of his methods to her and teach her just how important her trust in him is. MATURE EYES ONLY! I MEAN IT DUDE! Read author's note...
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-18-10 - I. Pucci & Guerrero - Complete
32. Down Time reviews
Guerrero and Chance relaxing isn't very relaxing for Ilsa or Winston. Warning: bad language!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-15-10 - Complete
33. Playing the Game reviews
Guerrero brings Ames home after she takes advantage of her new bar tab and Chance is stuck with keeping an eye on her. MATURE CONTENT!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-13-10 - Chance & Ames - Complete
34. Something Fishy reviews
Little oneshot about Guerrero's food scavenging habits. Response to "You are so beautiful" prompt on humantarget fic on LiveJournal.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-11-10 - Guerrero & I. Pucci - Complete
35. Hungry hungry hitman reviews
Guerrero is eating, no surprise there, and the rest of the team are watching. One shot.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-11-10 - Guerrero - Complete
36. Rejecting Ames reviews
A brief conversation about Ames between Chance and Guerrero.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-10-10 - Guerrero & Ames - Complete
37. Keep pushing those buttons » reviews
Chance has a job that Guerrero wants nothing to do with. Guerrero gets annoyed and gets to be very annoying in return, with dangerous consequences for everyone. COMPLETE - PLEASE REVIEW!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,135 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 11-15-10 - Complete
38. Guerrero's Stalker reviews
Guerrero found himself in a rare moment of indecision. He had a problem. Her name was Laura. Junior era fic Laura IS NOT AMES! THIS IS AN AMES-FREE FIC! For mature eyes only! You have been warned!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-4-10 - Guerrero - Complete
39. Seduction reviews
Guerrero has to seduce a mark. She's a bit dull but he manages to liven things up. For mature eyes only!
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-28-10 - Guerrero - Complete
40. Taking care of business reviews
Ames thinks she can manipulate Guerrero.Borderline smut but it's not what you think, I'm NOT shipping these two! Not sure if this is a T or an M.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-27-10 - Ames & Guerrero - Complete
41. Peace and quiet reviews
Guerrero likes a bit of quiet when he works, but not necessarily when he's finished...
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-24-10 - Guerrero - Complete
42. Responsible » reviews
A case goes bad but who is responsible and who feels that responsibility? An episode length-ish fic with action, angst, bad language and a bit of humour thrown in too. Now complete.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-13-10 - Published: 11-4-10 - Complete
43. Caught out by Chance » reviews
Chance confronts Guerrero about trying to skip town. Complete but in two parts.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-3-10 - Chance & Guerrero - Complete
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