HELLO WORLD!!!!! I AM THE NINJA SHEEP FROM THE PLANET AWESOME!!! BOW DOWN TO MY GLORIOUS NINJA SKILLS!!! ONCE YOU MEET THE BOOMBOX BUNNY, UR EARS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!! MUH HA HA! No I'm not evil, I'm GOOD!!!! XD But I really am, and yes I'm crazy, actually, I don't know, maybe I'm insane... Eh, either way, please R&R to all my stories, as I'm new here, but have been writing stories/drawing them and making my parents write them for me (*evil laugh*) since I was 3. But I just recently(I really hate rhyming -_-') have found this site, and started writing on here. (BECAUSE MY PARENTS WONT BUY MICROSOFT WORD ON THE LAPTOP!!!!) Anyway, I LUV INVADER ZIM(total ZATR fan!), BIOSHOCK, L4D, and ninja sheep(since I am one)...*awkward silence* OBESE BABY!!!...

Well, I am between the ages of 11 and 13. So remember, these stories could be written by a freaking 12 YEAR OLD. Yes, my grammer is probably TERRIBLE. But hey, I get by pretty okay.

Boombox Bunny: *cough* Aren't you going to introduce me?

MAYBE I WASN'T BOOMBOX! MAYBE I WASN'T.

...anyway...*cough cough*...mmmm...I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY!...mmmm...okay, um...BYE!!! *waves stupidly* *knocks best friend in the face*...sorry?...

Update of Friday June 17th, 2011: WAZZUP? Okay, my summer vaca. started yesterday/my last day of school was yesterday, but I was busy, so I'm starting the stories back up again. Hope you all are enjoying your summer so far(my older bro's high school just ended today-SUCKA!) and I know I haven't been very good at keeping these stories up, but I will be! Trust me on this, I am ALWAYS bored during summer! I have a life, but sometimes I'm just too damn lazy to get my ass outta bed an I'm layin there staring up at the ceiling till my mom gets pissed off and barges in. And at that when point, I pretend I'm sleeping. And she gets all like 'YOU GET CHYOUR ASS OUTTA BED KID' an I'm like 'I'M SLEEPIN MAM' an she's all like' NO YOUR NOT' an I'm like 'YES I AM LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP'
Boombox Bunny: And that's when ninjas pop out!
Akon: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMBOX
Zak: Holla!
Joeth: *appears out of effing nowhere*
Me: WHAT THE F IS GOING ON HERE
Akon: BOOMBOX IS HITTIN ON THE NINJAS
Stacey: WHO'S HITTING ON MY NINJA?
Me: Ninja... Sheep... NINJA SHEEP
Everyone: Oh shi-
Ninja Sheep: *eye twitches*
Joeth: *laughs like Gir when piggies pop out of his head* *disappears*
Zak: *snaps fingers* *disappears*
Akon: *grabs Stacey* *disappears in puff of smoke*
Ninja Sheep: Ninjaaaa Sheeeeppp *Transalation: Oh Boooombooxxx*
Boombox Bunny: NOOOOOO
SPLAT

Fin

Update time Mofos!

New is finished, sequel, Return, is out now.

Return will be updated ASAP.

Hoods will be updated after Return and Ninja.

Ninja will be updated after/before Return.

Boyz in the Hood will be out after Return, Ninja, and Hoods are done.

The Adventures of Aileth and Milz will be out at the same time as Boyz in the Hood.

Rescue *see TAOAAM and BITH*

The Zombie Phantom will be out hopefully after Hoods.

Favorite Quotes

"I was a chubby lady hidin in the bushes."- Gir, Invader Zim

"Ima bake him a cake!"- Gir, Invader Zim

"Gir-You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits?

Zim-No Gir, never mention biscuits ever again.

Gir-*gasp*"- Gir and Zim, Invader Zim

"Awww look at the cute little teddy bear... HOLY SHIT!" my brother playing Bioshock

"Boomer bile ova here!"- Coach, Left 4 Dead

my friend and her little sister*

Little Sister: But sharing is caring, Skittles!

Friend: But I don't CARE about YOU!

Now, my fans! THIS IS THE AWKWARD SILENCE LINE. IF YOU ARE A TRUE FREAKNIK FAN, YOU SHALL COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! NOW, LET THE AWKWARD SILENCE BEGIN!

I! am bored to death. Hmmmm. Know what? Ima say some of my favorite songs/bands. (These are in no particular order BTW.)

Bands

1. Panic! at the Disco

2. tat

3. Alkaline Trio

4. Taking Back Sunday

5. A New Found Glory

6. Streetlight Manifesto

7. Fall Out Boy

8. Paramore

9. Lady Gaga

10. New Boyz

11. Star Fucking Hipsters

12. Flogging Molly

13. Rufio

14. Eminem

15. T. Pain

16. Lil' Wayne

17. Cold Play

18. Lil' Jon

19. Snoop Dog

20. Mack Maine

21. Green Day

22. My Chemical Romance

23. Andrew W. K.

24. The Bangles

25. Blink-182

26. Chiddy Bang

27. Choking Victim

28. Chris Brown

29. Coheed & Cambria

30. Cyroshell

31. Dragonforce

32. Dramarama

33. Evanescence

34. lyaz

35. Jimmy Eat World

36. Journey

37. The Lonely Island

38. mc chris

39. The Misfits

40. The Nails

41. Nirvana

42. No Doubt

43. The Offspring

44. (44)

45. Oingo Boingo

46. Rancid

47. Red Hot Chili Peppers

48. Reel Big Fish

49. Rihanna

50. Rise Against

51. Rosa

52. Smashing Pumpkins

53. Smithereens

54. Social Distortion

55. Stray Cats

56. Sweet

57. Akon

58. T.I.

59. Tommy Tutone

60. Weezer

61. ZZ Top

Damn! 61 bands!

EFFING RHYMING!

I'm too lazy to write songs right now...

Anyway, I think I'm ready to take this story viral. Now, this is a true story, about my beloved rabbit, Bugs Bunny.

Every story I've ever written is dedicated to her.

Now, if you'll please read the story in the bold below, you'll learn the story of my rabbit.

R.I.P. Bugs Bunny

Bugs didn't really like me, but I was young, and didn't know any better.

I loved her.

She was peach, with a fluffy white tail, and black, always twitching nose.

Somebody gave her to us while at the store. Literally, someone came up to us, asking if we wanted a rabbit.

She was only a couple of weeks old, and could fit in the cup holder in my mom's Sequoia.

She was adorable.

As she became older, she went outside more often, and became more wild.

She was feral.

She loved my family, all except me. She would bite, scratch, and attack me every which way she could.

But I loved her.

Years past by, and she became no less mean to me.

Sometimes she would come inside to her cage, but sometimes we couldn't catch her, and she would stay outside.

Nothing had ever happened to her, so we thought nothing of it most nights.

But on November 25/26/27, 2007, she didn't come inside. As usual, nobody thought anything of it.

It was my brother that saw it first.

That night, a pack of raccoons had found its way into our neighborhood, and picked our backyard out of many.

Bugs was there, small, helpless, and defenseless.

The vet said it was a fight of territory. Maybe food.

All I know is, my whole family cried that night.

They slaughtered her.

Tore off her foot.

Sliced open her stomach.

Took her tail.

Left her bunny nose in shreds.

Ate half her ear.

Then left her for dead.

When we found her, she was still half alive, but in shock.

Her eyes were empty of the flame that used to lie there.

My dad and brother took her to the vet, but they put her down.

And they came home empty-handed that night.

We have a dog now.

A big, Belgian Malinois.

Her name is Abigail, and she's 3.

Her scent alone wards off all wildlife, except for a brave opposum, who comes back every night, looking for his friend.

Bugs.

And though Abby's scent holds back the demons of the sewers, she'll never ward off the memories and nightmares.

R.I.P. Bugs Bunny.

ME v.s. DEMON LIVING IN MY CLOSET

Me: *wakes up suddenly*

Demon: *floating above bed* Get. Out.

Me: *holds hands up* It's all yours buddy boy.

Demon: *thinks for a moment* And make me a sandwich.

Me: *grabs pillow* I'll get on it immediately.

Demon: And I want a puppy.

Me: *grabs Checkers* I'll get it in the morning.

Demon: And yor stuffed animals, they annoy me.

Me: *grabs phone* I'll get them out after.

Demon: And your brother's friends, they annoy me too.

Me: *grabs Ipod* I'll tell him that.

Demon: And call me Lord.

Me: Bitch, I'm Catholic! *throws cross*

Problem solved.

Update as of...8/4/2011

Hey guys... Okay, nobody knows what I'm going through right now, so I won't bother explaining, but let's just say it's hard to type with tears in my eyes. I don't know if anyone will read this, but it's improtant. And this roadblock will put me far back in my stories, so I'll update one last time before I take a break to sort this through. But, I will say this: I AM NOT ABANDONING ANY OF MY STORIES. So don't give up on me...

Stripes:...

Comit:...

Character Description?

I'll do this later...

Now, there are two new characters that have come into my story commentary with me, and a third one soon. So please, if you'd meet my friends, Comit Danger Claws, Stripes Alpha Freebird, and the soon to be here, Ralphie Reverse Xavier. So yes, a reindeer, a kangaroo, and a skunk. That, and though you cannot see me, I am a rabbit...Ninja Sheep is the only real sheep around here...LOL. See ya.