Previously malec 4 eva

My RPs: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/malec_4_eva/2571717/

Awesome Mortal Instruments merchandise: http://www.etsy.com/shop/hebelmet?page=1

My twitter: http://twitter.com/Malec4eva

My youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ichitatsu4ever

Songs in Mortal Instruments Idol so far (In order):

Alec: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXrvOlotJwQ&feature=related
Isabelle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQrWTQBZPo4
Jace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2YvHCHBOkQ
Clary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7drktuNiCKA
Simon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IHdaagXWas
On Alec's iPod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhIlqBqRtuw (This one dosen't have the lyrics since I put the lyrics in the chapter. Instead I put the official video.)

Steven Tyler: Hell fire, saint matches, f*k a duck and see what hatches!

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Weird

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with the Mortal Instruments,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601, malec 4 eva

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Bookworm24601

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Vampyre of Night, Bookworm24601, malec 4 eva

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If u are completely OBSESSED with Malec, and spend HOURS thinking/reading/writing about them, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX, Bookworm24601, malec 4 eva

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.

It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP!

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS

For People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMACAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm AISAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Well I certainly hope not...)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (That would be a bit screwed up since, as I said higher up, I'm a gay rights supporter.)

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (not that I'm racist, its just that I only know one black person and he's a jerk)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Well, people TELL me I am but I'm starting to have my douts... lol jk)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I may be but they are in no way related to each other!!! btw Tangled was awesome ;))

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when you and your friends sister start randomly naming off the things you see out the car window and you call cars hunks of moving metal and leather and oil and stuffs. Crazy is when you listen to a song you love all day but then the next day you say you hate it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed

to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Man we screwed up this time!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews-copy this into your profile

YOU SAY PINK
I SAY BLACK
YOU SAY PARIS HILTON
I SAY AMY LEE
YOU SAY ZAC EFRON
I SAY EWWW...SRY GO ON
YOU SAY POP
I SAY ROCK
YOU SAY I AM STUPID
I SAY UR JUST TO SMART
YOU SAY I AM WEIRD
I SAY I AM DIFFERENT
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting " , I choose you!"

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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POP QUIZ!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Brandon. Him: You have dog breath (to dog) Me: I wonder why?

Where are you?
My living room

Look up. Now look back.
What did you see?
A door

What's the last thing you ate?
Let's see... I think it was a poptart...

Say "George Bush".
What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
Politics... *shudder*...

You now have a million dollars.
What do you do?
Become famous... Oh how?... I have no idea...

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing...

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
Answers to this "pop quiz"

Find a globe. Spin it.
What does it say?
I don't have a globe...

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18.
What does it say?
"Beth's room. She crossed to the window and peered out." in the first book of hte Midnighters series by Scott Westerfeld

What can you hear right now?
Brandon talking to his dad

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
Me: * (sister's name)... *!!!

Sister: What?

Me: Have a conversation with me!

Sister: Why? In accordance with the prophecy...

Me: Nevermind, that was enough :)

Turn on the T.V.
What show is on?
"Have Gun, Will Travel" (My step-dad is a big fan of westerns...)

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.
What's the first thing you see?
My sister :)

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that

pops up is the answer to each question:

What song describes me?
Ready, Set, Go! - Tokio Hotel

How do I see myself?
Blue - Eiffel 65

What is it like when you frustrated?
Shut Up - Simple Plan

How do I express myself?
Remembering Sunday - All Time Low

What do my friends really think of me?
Get Off My Back - Bryan Adams

How is my life going right now?
American Idiot - Green Day

What will my life be like?
Nobody's Home - Avril Lavigne

How can I make myself happy?
Fever - Adam Lambert (So I'm supposed to have a ménage à trois and that will make me happy? I guess I'm just going to have to stay unhappy...)

What should I do with my life?
Fireflies - Owl City

What is some good advice for me?
Our Time Now - Plain White T's

What is my favorite song?
The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars

What is your thinking right now?
Miss Independent - Kelly Clarkson

What are you doing right now?
Fall For You - SecondHand Serenade

Do people secretly lust after me?
Check Yes Juliet - We the Kings

What type of men/women do I like?
If I Had You - Adam Lambert

Will I get married?
California Paradise - Dakota Fanning (Remake for the movie about the 70's band The Runaways)

What would you sing to your significant other right now?
Stand - Rascal Flats

What is my signature dancing song?
Trouble - P!nk

What is my current theme song?
Cold - Crossfade

How will I die?
Hero - Nickelback

How will I be remembered?
In Too Deep - Sum 41

What song will play at my funeral?
When I Grow Up - Garbage

What song will play at my wedding?
My Obbsesion - Cinema Bizarre

What song will play at my graduation?
World Behind My Wall - Tokio Hotel

What kind of friends you have?
Faint - Linkin Park

What type of family you have?
Still Waiting - Sum 41

What is your broken heart song?
What the Hell - Avril Lavigne

What song will play when you falling in love at first sight?
Move Along - The All-American Rejects

What song do you sing in your friend birtday party?
Going Under Evanescence (I think the only thing I'll be singing is 'Happy Birthday'...)

What song will play when you go into your favorite club?
Monsoon - Tokio Hotel

What is my day going to be like?
Alien - Tokio Hotel

What will tomorrow bring?
Sugar, We're Going Down - Fall Out Boy

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Put comments in brackets
7. Dont Lie

Opening Credits: Fall For You - Second Hand Serenade

Birth: Move Along - All American Rejects

First Day Of School: Hero - Nickelback

Falling In Love: One Week - Barenaked Ladies

Fight Song: Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon

Breaking Up: Simple and Clean - Utada

Prom: The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars

Life: Shut up - Simple Plan

Mental Breakdown: What a Wonderful World - Miyavi

Driving: Death Said - The Summer Obsession

Flashback: Girls Don't Like Boys - Good Charlotte

Wedding: Alien - Tokio Hotel

Birth Of Child: That Day - Tokio Hotel

INTERMISSION: 24 - Jem

Final Battle: Check Yes Juliet - We the Kings

Death Scene: Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson

Funeral: Faint - Linkin Park

End Credits: I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

GLEE QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Character everyone else loves that I don’t: Quinn

The character that I love that everyone else hates: Santana

The character I use to love but not anymore: Mike

The characters I would shag anytime: Kurt

The character I want to be like: Kurt

The characters I’d slap: Quinn

A pairings that I love: Kurt and Blaine

A pairing that I hate: Blaine and Rachel

Favorite characters: Kurt, Mercedes

My three favorite characters: Kurt, Mercedes, Lauren

My three least favorite characters:Karofsky, Quinn, Mrs. Schue

Character I am most like: Can't decide :P

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Music of the Night - Gerard Butler (Phantom of the Opera

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
1985 - Bowling for Soup

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Get Off My Back - Bryan Adams

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Puppet - Thousand Foot Krutch

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO
Forever or Never - Cinema Bizarre

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Remembering Sunday - All Time Low

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF you
Stand - Rascal Flatts

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Crush Crush/Faint remix - Paramore and Linkin Park

WHAT IS 2 2?
Remember the Name - Fort Minor

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Shut Up and Drive - Rhianna

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
I'm Still Here - Johnny Rzeznik

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Sharada - Skye Sweetnam

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Voodoo - Adam Lambert

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
In Your Shadow (I Can Shine) - Tokio Hotel

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Cold - Crossfade

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST
Humanoid - Tokio Hotel

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Young - Hollywood Undead

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Forgotten - Linkin Park

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Instant Karma - Tokio Hotel

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Don't Jump - Tokio Hotel

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST CHILD?
California Paradise - The Runaways

IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert

WHAT SHOULD YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED?
Break - Three Days Grace

WHAT IS YOU'RE THEME SONG?
Poison - Groove Coverage

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR NEXT RELATIONSHIP?
Ready Set Go - Tokio Hotel

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $100

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $100

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $200

Birth Order:
[x] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
] Second born - $150-
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $950

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1,550

Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
] No correction - $100
[x ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1,950

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x ] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2,000

Favorite Colors (multiple):
] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
] Other - $500

Total: $2,925

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $3,925

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!