I despise school.

(09.10.12)

Okay. The following crap has just been copied and pasted, so don't go blaming me for any mistakes you notice :)

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something and now everyone is afraid of you because of its effects, paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

(Strawberry) Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you're an Asian who plays an instrument OTHER than piano, copy this into your profile. (Violin, and proud of it! :D)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle)

43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know:

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.
#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.
#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When she says she’s ugly then she wants you to tell her ‘you’re beautiful’ or ‘pretty’.
#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
#13 When she's scared, protect her.
#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her and make her laugh.
#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
#23 When she looks at you in the eyes, don’t look away until she does.
#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
#25 Don't let her have the last word.
#26 Don't call her hot; beautiful is so much better.
#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.
#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
#30 When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 years later she'll still remember it.
#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.
#37 Let her into your world.
#38 Let her wear your clothes.
#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
#40 Let her know she's important.
#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.
#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am I kicking today baby?"
#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'll read it too.

Current fanfictions in the process of being completed:

• Cravings (Kaichou wa Maid Sama!)

I write a lot of one-shots. They generally come up on people's birthdays and at unexpected times. Don't expect regular updates.

Turnabout Celebrations: You like?
» http://shopqvj.com/images/P/2595970.jpg

Cravings (August: Curry rice): Use those imaginations of yours to visualise Misa wearing this little baby. xD
» http://www.westfield.com.au/au/retailers/zodee/products/bassoni-lingerie-vogue-chemise31539

White Ribbon: Pretty. :3
» http://www.alfredangeloanz.com/collections/productdisplay.aspx?productID=41822d37-6cf9-486a-bb75-baecf5112994&categoryID=3cb3ec73-844d-47d2-a446-f4df03c2837d&pg=1&colorId1=

Butterfly: This song has always been a childhood favourite of mine.
» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXLUwoh0w5Q

A juxtaposed love story: Here's that cocktail dress.
» http://images04.olx.com.au/ui/4/11/62/1266284413_74430962_1-Pictures-of-BEAUTIFUL-RED-COCKTAIL-PARTY-DRESS-23.jpg