"I am here to Jazz up your world,

I am here to Jazz up your style

I am your Jazzymark"

Hey hey! Welcome to the page of Jazzymark!!!! Its summer time where am and its been raining a lot which means you lucky readers get more chapters. Id like to apologize its just that the rehersals for plays have been hard and time consuming as well as soccer but now im free to take a creative dip into sumer. So ladies and gents, I welcome you to the page of Jazzymark.

Gender: Female duh!

Age: 14 and going older *shivers*

Favriote song: ... thats a stupid question

Favriote books: and even stupider question

Favriote movies: Dont get me started

Favriote sport: SOCCER BABY!! (but I really don't like reffs.)

Weird-domiter: R U SEIOUSE THIS GIRL IS NUTTS!!

Psh!no im not

oh really

really

then why are you having an argument with yourself

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS JUDGE ME!!! *sob*

I AM YOU!!

theres no need to yell,

sigh, *rolls eyes* help me!

Oh and I'd like to mention that I just LOVVEEE Connor, Travis, Fred, George, and PEEVES!!

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Time Wasted Dreaming

Jazzymark

10 ways you know you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Copied from Time Wasted Dreaming):

1: You read the books all the time, even when you finished them months before.

2:You're a PJO character for Halloween.

3: You give your friends character names or call them the character when they act like the character.

4: You went to see the PJO movie twice because you were hoping Percy and Annabeth would try and make it better.

5: You claim Percy Jackson and his friends are real.

6: You look up the address for Camp Half-Blood to prove that it's real.

7: When something goes missing, you claim Hermes is the reason and you yell, "GIVE IT BACK HERMES!!!" ( i did this and i found what i was missing)

8: When you are cussing, you say, "What the Hades?!", "Oh my gods!", "Go to the Underworld!" etc. (I have done that as well.)

9: You look up Greek curse words and use them in front of your teachers to stay outta trouble.

10: You know that you're a demigod.

These are some of my favriote quotes from the Artimes Fowl series

"I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am... They would be too scared." -Artemis Fowl

"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armory. though I am sure on would be quite sufficient." -Artemis Fowl

"If you were me then Id be you and if I were you then I'd hide somewhere far away." -Artemis Fowl

I saw these and I couldnt stop laughing.( Favriote Qoutes that i wasnt to lazy to look for.)

Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" -Grover Underwood

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues." -Percy Jackson

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap." -Nico di Angelo

"Go chase a donut!" -Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy Jackson

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" -Percy Jackson

Braccas meas vescimini!" (Eat my pants!) -Percy Jackson

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

Quotes of awesomeness

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman."

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

If you've seen the Hangover and love Percy Jackson then listen to the Stues song in Percy JAckson version (i made this up)

What do hellhounds dream of

when they take a little hellhound snooze

do they dream of mawling people

or Megan Fox in her bathing suit

Dont you cry your little fuzzy head

were gonne take you back to Hades and your skeleton bed

then were gonna find our best friend Perce

then Annabeth will give him a painfull curse (she would! she be so relived then kill him couse he was gone! its what she did when he blew up Mt. Saint Helens!)

Perrrcee perce percy perce perce perce percy perce perce

but if hes been murdered by Dracni or Ares..

then were shit out of luck.

Percy Jackson funny skits! (i made this up with the hangover song 3 best friends)

tyson; Were the three best friends that anybody can have

nico: shut up...

tyson: were the three best friends that anybody can have

nico; no were not shut up

tyson; were the three best friends that anybody can have and we will never ever ever ever ever leave each other

nico: i'm seriously thinking about leaving you...

tyson: were the best three friends that anybody can have

nico: wait what!?

tyson; i mean the three best friends that anybody could have

nicos; gods save me..

tyson: were the three best friends that anybody can have and we will never ever ever ever leave each other!

nico: *twitch twitch* never ever ever! sing that again!

tyson: Again? okay! were the three best friends-

nico: NOOOOO!!

And this is the part where we all laugh histarically at Nico! LOVE YA NICO!!! :)

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