FICTIONPRESS ACCOUNT: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/760311/dragonsrule100

Hello. I cannot tell you my name, for safety reasons. I have a pretty good life. I have great friends, (NetballBasketballChampion, Scribbleaholic) and I love having fun. My favorite color is blue, and I like sugar. ALOT. And I have been classed as crazy (But not mental Asylum crazy). Okay, my names Jade. There, I told you.

First off these are the things I love:

1. The 39 Clues (My favorite is probably Dan because of the comments he comes out with, quickly followed by Amy)
2. Dragons (RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!)
3. Dinosaurs (Excited about Speilberg's new movie!!!!!!)
4. Wolves (Plays on SEVERAL RP sites!)
5. Percy Jackson (Tie between Percy and Annabeth)
6. The Kane Chronicles (Tie again)
7. My friends (Have alot of them!)
8. Art (Do too much of that)
9. Writing stories (I'm giving it a shot!)
10. The Bus home (It’s actually filled with nice people!!)

While I don't love:

1. Theives (It's happened at school)
2. Annoying people (Too many in my school)
3. People complaining about things that are completely accidental (Another school based thing, one of my friends was nearly kicked out because of someone like that)
4. Math (It's a killing Machine!!!!!!!)
5. Homework (Never enough time to do it!!!!!)
6. School-work (ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
7. School in general (Enough said...)
8. The boys in my class (They are complete utter idiots)

I'm pretty easy to please. I'm to happy most of the time.

My favorite song is Bruce Springsteen's "Mary's Place" (Much to my friends Iley's disgust), “Club Can’t Handle Me” By Flo Rida and “Good to Be Here” By Rooster. My favorite artists are Bruce Springsteen, Flo Rida, Queen, Taylor Swift and Rooster. The best food in the world for me is anything with sugar or Italian (Most of the time)
I am an encyclopidea on Greek and Egyptian mythology, Dragons, Dinosaurs and how to be crazy.

My wish is to discover Hoteps are real and I’m one of them, Become a Madrigal agent, Be claimed by Poseidon, go to Narnia, visit Egypt and be able to use Magic.

STUFF

A thirsty, African-American man crossed the street to drink water at the only water fountain in sight.

The white man came over to him and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

Got From NETBALLBASKETBALLCHAMPION'S profile:

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-I was thinking, while I was running... about not hitting trees, I hope.

-Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"

-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."

-Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here."

-Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important.

-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

This is why Humans are doomed to die because of Stupidity:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your sibling looks at you weird when you walk in the room, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you have suckish songs on your iPod, but can't afford good one, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Copy this into your profile and try it for yourself!

1. Put your iPod on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

A Whisper (How is that a motto?)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Linger (Wha wha wahhhhhhhhaaaaaa?)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Missing (Dunno what that means…)

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

Sledgehammer (Mommy, can I have one?)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Lucky Man (I hate boys!)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Always something there to remind me (What the Fig…?)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Love Lost (Wow, this thing is messed up)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Now you’re in heaven (That’s not a job!!!!)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Say you, say me (I don’t like anyone!!!!)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Isn’t she lovely (I hope so!)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Together in Electric dreams (Gosh, that’s just sad)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

High (Yay, I’ll be remembered for being HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Better get a lawyer (Oh, sue someone!)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

(I just) Died in your Arms (What, so now I’m a Zombie?)

More ones of these thingies:

This is cool, you should try it. If you think this is cool, copy and paste it in your profile.

The Real RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT 'SONG TITLE' DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Have fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Walk Away- Hey, I’m not Anti-Social!

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Headlong- I do go headfirst into things…

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Born to Run- Does that mean Athletic?

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

New Divide- Another problem?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Anyway you want it- Um, Okay…

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

He lives in you- Erm…

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Badlands- Hey, I’m not that Bad!

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Tarzan Boy- First off, I’m a girl, but I am pretty wild…

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Dancing in the Dark- Yeah, I can do that right now! Why think about it!

WHAT IS 2 + 2?

Bring it on- Right… I’m really bad at maths…

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Waterloo- Why?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Eye of the Tiger- I did to Boxing for a while

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

It’s Not Over- That’s not making annnnnnnny sense…

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Who wants to live Forever- Am I seriously depressed or something?

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Born in the USA- I’ve had no ties to the USA!

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Breakthru- So everyone’s happy I’m dead?!

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Haven’t Meet you yet- Right…

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Chasing Cars- My Dog does that!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Bad Day- How is that a secret?

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Brilliant Disguise- Ninja Mode!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Complicated- Ha, that is soooooooooooooooooooooo true right now!

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

You Raise me up- Right.

Names you might not have known

"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people.I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!, I don't think you will kill to many people."

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door."

"I didn't LOSE my marbles, exactly...I just sold 'em. On EBay!"

"I let my mind wander, but it never came back."

"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own."

"Dude... I was thinking... alot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday..."

"It's retarded. It's ridiculous. It's re-dic-u-tarded!"

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."

"There ain't enough ketchup in the WORLD to make me eat THAT"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me."

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" or someother great horror movie for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "I feel hyper!" (It's funny to see people's reactions)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: will repost this
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My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101