| John Damen |
Author has written 3 stories for Resident Evil. Well, what do you want to know? This is my Bio so I guss if your reading this you want about me. So here goes. Height: - 5'10" Weight: - 200 lbs Heavy, ain't it? D.O.B. - July 21st 1985 Eyes: - Brown Hair: - Brown From: - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Nationality - United States of America Stories - Turn The Page (Resident Evil) Hobbies - Shooting pistols & rifles, wrighting fanfics, collecting army stuff, music, cooking, science, video games, TV, collecting weapons (Swords, guns ect.), driving, and hangin' at the mall Favorite characters - Albert Wesker(Resident Evil), Bardock(Dragon Ball Z), Kiyone(Tenchi Muyo), Fay Valentine(Cowboy Bebop), Suzuka(Outlaw Star), Asuka(Evangelion). Favorite Bands - Jimi Hendrix All hail Jimi, for he is God, Insane Clown Posse, The Offspring, KoRn, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Papa Roach, Rob Zombie, Black Sabbath, Linkin Park, ZZ Top, Kid Rock, Nickel Back, Puddel Of Mudd, Gorillaz, Blink 182, Limp Bizkit, Staind, Eve 6, Jimmy Eat World, 3 Doors Down, Rolling Stones, The Doors, Nirvana, Nelly, Ja Rule, Smash Mouth, Led Zeppelin, Jefferson Airplane, and Afro Man. Well that's about it, if I think of anything else I'll let you know. Top Favorite Authors; Hello Captain: I've mostly just read her story Girls Will Be Violet and her other Resident Evil fics, and I must say, she is a damn fine writer. By far one of the best I've had the pleasure of knowing. Shakahnna: Oh my lord how this girl can turn out a story. Our resident Wesker fangirl, this young lady enjoys writing, cursing children, and thinking of more painful torture methods. She has one of the largest and by and large one of the best stories on this site intitled Resident Evil Damnation. enRAGED: I've only read one of his fics, but it is a perfect portrail of Wesker. I've been lucky enough to talk to him on AIM and I can tell we're all going to be able to see great things from this author. A Word On Flamers. People who will flame a fic without even reading it first should be shot at birth. That said, I'll now get into my serious psycotic fckng hatreds. (props to Geroge Carlin) People who will read a story, flame it like it was on a grill, then claim Freedom Of Speech are people who would as soon as wipe their asses with the Constitution as with Charmen Ultra. They don't give a crap about Freedom Of Speech, they just claim it when they want to piss others off, or hurt struggling authors. To those people, I give them a new admendmint. I call it "Freedom Of Stupidity", because you have to be dumb as dirt to claim the first admindment when it suits you, and piss on it when others don't agree with you. Do I sound like a hypocrite? Good, well fck you too. The Review section is NOT, unlike popular belief, the Flame section. Tell them where they messed up, if they messed up, tell them if it's good, tell them how to improve it. Exorcise some humanity and don't tell them they should stop writing/drop dead/rot in hell. Flamers are welcome to leave a comment, where it will be posted on the www.feminem.com forums and laughed at by all Juggalos and Maggots that chance upon it. =D I have nothing more to say on this. A Little F.Y.I. If you read my stories, you'll find more and more that I am a total gun nut. Now, when it comes to guns in these stories, I do not go by what they sound like in the video game/movie/TV Show/Book. I go by what they really sound like. I've been up at the local gun range a shit load of times, and I know how the guns sound very well. In Resident Evil, they give you a 9millimeter pistol to start out with, however I don't like the 9mm. I guess it's mostly because I'm an Old School American, but I have my reasons for my dislike of the 9mm. So if I can avoid it, I'm going to use something else in my stories. Just a little warning for all those who'll want to point out the lack of Beretta's as a mistake on my part. News as of 12/07/03: Well, after finishing "Turn The Page", I've now started on a brand new fic. I can't really tell you the name of it yet...I'm kinda wantin' it to be a surprise. Well, I don't want it to be THAT much of a surprise, so I'll tell you that it's called "Failure To Protect". Now, I'm not gonna tell you any thing else. Mostly because I don't know much myself. I'm still working on it, and I'll post it when it's done. At the rate I write, expect it some time next year. Just kidding, but I'll be a while. News as of 02/03/04 "Failure To Protect" has been renamed "One Chance" and it is progressing slower than I had hoped. I've been having a bad case of brain cramps because I need to connect these two parts, and that's a bitch. I think once that is done, everything should go smoothly. Wish me luck. I am looking for good role players, so if you are interested, come on over and greet us at Boiling Point | |||||||
1. One Chance » reviewsA soldier and a civilain's journy to safety through Raccoon City.Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,789 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-4-04 - Published: 2-13-042. Resident Evil: Royal Rumble » reviewsThis is the brain child of 25 hours of sleep deprevation. Pure nuttiness. No plot. Just for humor. Chapter 2, Now up.Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-29-04 - Published: 2-29-043. Turn The Page » reviewsI hated what Umbrella did to the Female Subject so much that I had to write this story. Writen acording to the events described in Wesker's Report 2.Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,175 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 12-5-03 - Published: 11-18-03 - Complete