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| Skylsea |
Name: Victoria YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (If this is happening, it's probably time to send your keyboarde to a nice retirement home in Florida.) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vice versa, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever run into a screen or glass door, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile. If you sometimes (how about all the time?) wish you could be a vampire, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of children are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile(totally me) Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward , copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict... Nah, you can do it later. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile. (\)_(/) | |||||
