Hi my name is Audreaunna. Please call me Aunna. Writing became a big thing for me last year. So far I have finished one book, Runaway Train, and am currently working on my fanfiction story, Fire Day and the book I hope will be published, Dragon Rider.

All of my writing began when I would have the perfect daydream and then I would forget it before I went to bed. I couldn't draw, I am a horrible artist, so I began to write. In February or March of this year, 2010, I finished my first book, Runaway Train. It took a couple months to finish, even though it was just fifty to sixty pages. My friends, family, and teachers supported me the whole way.

My teacher, Ms.B, was a big help. She always encouraged me to finish and she was the fourth person to read Runaway Train. She said that she enjoyed my work and asked me when I was going to finish my other book. I still have not finished my second book, Dragon Rider, because of technical difficulties. I hope to finish soon. If you go to Fictionpress and look up dragonluver62897 you'll find a story of mine. Tell me what you think!

My Mom and Dad were another support. They often helped me and read my book first.

Writing is a big part of my life now. I don't know what I would do without it. Please either A.) enjoy my stories. or B.) Flame me. Please pick A!

Age: 14-years-old

Birthday: June 28

Hair and eye color: Brown hair, blue eyes

Where I live: I live in Michigan. End of story.

Favorite Class: History

Random Facts: I'm straight and single. I'm a girl if you haven't noticed. My favorite food is pizza and If I could buy SRMTHFG I would and make the long awaited fifth and maybe sixth seasons. I'm the oldest of three girls and I'm a straight a student.

My favorite character is Otto. He's so funny and I plan to write a story about Him and My OC Lily. I love making stories and videos at my Youtube account.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund,TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super Poof, Artimus Howl, momoluvr123, Lovelysinner7, Aunna

This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care, copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late now

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you actually gasped/screamed when the story above ended with murdered me, copy and paste this into your profile...

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A Bit About Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

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PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

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THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a BURNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
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Man: "I know how to please a woman."
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Man: "I want to give myself to you."
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Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
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Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
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Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
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Man: "But I don't know your name."
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Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quizever created.

Get Sorted Now!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, magicmehome, Bixxa, trueVaMpIrE, AsterEris, some crazy girl who likes pie, Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover, Aunna

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been called odd at least once a week for the past school year and you are proud of it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover (So...many...bishies XD), Aunna (Ponyboy Curtis!!!)

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Zakmaniac, Pikurosonai00, Aunna,

DRAGON PRIDE METER:
100
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page!

Don't Give Up

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Almost Paradise by Victoria Justice and Hunter Hayes

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Here it Goes Again by OK Go

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Real Gone by Sheryl Crow

4.WHAT IS 22?

Let it Grow by Ester Dean

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Sing by My Chemical Romance

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Firework by Katy Perry

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Light Up the Sky by Yellowcard

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Just Wanna Run by The Downtown Fiction

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Love You This Big by Scotty McCreery

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Crazy Girl by Eli Young Band

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
One Boy, One Girl by Collin Raye

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Riddle by Five for Fighting

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Impossible by Joe Nichols

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Slice by Five for Fighting

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Shark in the Water by V.V. Brown

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Stand in the Rain by Superchick (Akward... that song is about surviving the rain!!)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Bone Shatter by Hedley

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Photograph by Def Leppard

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Hurry Home by Jason Michael Carrol

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
One Day You Will by Lady Antebellum

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Declaration by David Cook

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Turn Up the Music by Lemonade Mouth (A maybe?)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Tonight by Sugarland

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
No Way Out by Phil Collins

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Don't Give Up by Auburn

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

At random times of the week your friends certain you have disappeared off the face of the earth and have given up hope of ever seeing you again (But eventually they will see you again.)

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

How Did You Discover Harry Potter? (Copy, Paste, and add your own story if you're a Potter geek!)

I remember the day I first began to read Harry Potter. It was sixth or seventh grade and everyone had been raving about it and I had just happened to find the first book in my closet. I decided to see what the whole thing was about and I've watched a skinny little raven haired orphan with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead and the most precious green eyes grow into a selfless and brave man. You have every right to make fun of me for it, but Harry Potter has been my life for three years now and I know when I grow up I'll pass down the tradition of going to Hogwarts with my kids. Aunna

I'm a big fan of SRMTHFG! I currently have some Oc's. Here are some that will appear in future fanfics:

Name: Lily

Fur Color: Neon Green

Eye Color: Light Blue

Gender: Female

Weapons: Saws like Otto but a different shade of green

Facts: She is the only robot monkey created by the Sorcerer. She enjoys reading and drawling. Has a HUGE crush on Otto. Can read minds and is really friendly. Originally a zoo monkey the Sorcerer bought her and raised her like she was his own child. Shortly after making her a Robot Monkey his fortress was attacked and he sent his creation away and was killed shortly after. Lily is often found listening to Chiro about Shuggazoom's history or Gibson about the Alchemist.

Name: Aunna

Fur Color: Brown

Eye Color: Dark Blue

Gender: Female

Weapons: Depends on mood. Can have Drills like Gibson or an Electric Lasso.

Facts: Was built by a man named after the great wizard Merlin. Was built at the same time as Ekambar, Evalina, Romeo, Juliette, and Comet. Has the ability to control ice, snow, and animals that live in the cold. Very anti-social. Sometimes wishes she was human. Originally a pre-mature monkey baby left to die Merlin found her and built her the same day he built Comet, Evalina, and Juliette. Normally can be found typing or reading.

Name: Blossom

Fur Color: Purple

Eye Color: Green

Gender: Female

Weapons: Giant Water Guns

Facts: Was built by the Alchemist after he was saved from the darkness by Chiro. Loves plants and has a crush on Gibson. She can normally be found hanging in the garden, helping Gibson, or chilling with her sisters. She was found by the Alchemist after a forest fire that killed her parents. She often has dreams about them and has a strange ability to know what everyone is hiding from one another. Sometimes can be extremely worried by what she knows.

Here's a picture of her! http://razor-antauri.deviantart.com/art/Blossom-307020992

Name: Venus

Fur Color: Pink with little hints of gold

Eye Color: Yellow

Gender: Female

Weapons: Flame Throwers

Facts: Was built by the Alchemist. Loves to burn things, especially books. Has a crush on Sprx. She can normally be found at bonfire, a cook out, flying with Sprx, or hanging with her sisters. She was found by the Alchemist after she nearly drowned in a flood that killed her parents and brother. Has the ability to not be burned by fire. It only makes her stronger then everyone else. Has a temper nearly as bad as Nova's.

Name: Papaya

Fur Color: Orange

Eye Color: Green

Gender: Female

Weapons: (Before transformation.) Her fists and claws. (After transformation.) Boomerangs

Facts: Papaya found Chiro when she was seven months pregnant and Chiro had been shipwrecked. She was named Chiro's Guardian Monkey and is mates with Snake. When she was born her father broke his neck when he fell out of a tree. Her mother died weeks afterwards and she had been nursed by Ice. As she grew she fell in love with Snake and Moon soon pronounced them mates. She loves flowers and papayas and is a very fast runner.

Name: Snake

Fur Color: White

Eye Color: Blue

Gender: Male

Weapons: (Before transformation.) His fists and claws. (After transformation.) Giant Sledgehammers

Facts: Snake met Chiro when Papaya had taken Chiro to Great Tree. He is mates with Papaya. When he was born Snake was perfectly healthy, unlike his brother, who died shortly after. His mother, Venus, was devisated and his father, Salt, had comforted her. After a few months Venus saw a black mark on his neck that was shaped like a snake and she knew he was going to be a warrior. As he grew he fell in love with Papaya and Moon pronounced them mates. He loves walnuts and rocks and is being trained by Gibson to be a doctor.

Name: Zara

Fur Color: Yellow with orange stripes down her legs

Eye Color: Teal

Gender: Female

Weapons: Yellow and Orange Streamers

Facts: Zara was built by the Alchemist. She loves to paint. Has a big crush on Otto. She can normally be found outside painting trees, flowers, ect., Hanging with her sisters, and in art galleries. The Alchemist found her as an abused circus monkey and often had to save her from comitting suicide. Her name means light and she was named that because she brought light into everyones lives. Has the ability to turn anything into light.

Name: Ekantha

Fur Color: Scarlet

Eye Color: Brown

Gender: Female

Weapons: Musketeer Swords

Facts: Ekantha was built by the Alchemist. She loves to sing. Has a big crush on Mandarin. She can normally be found at a theater, hanging with her sisters, or in her room writing music. The Alchemist found her abandoned in a small wooden cage. Has always dreamed of being the first monkey musketeer. Has the ability to make anyone fall asleep with one touch.

Name: Ashton

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Gender: Male

Weapons: Fists and Switchblade

Facts: Chiro's eldest brother. Became guardian of Chiro and Coca-Cola (see below.) at the age of twenty when their adoptive parents were killed in a deadly shooting. Became depressed when Chiro was kidnapped from his room a few months after the death of their parents. Currently works two jobs, one as a carpenter, the other at night at a drive thru. Loves football, his brothers, and participating in bull riding.

Name: Coca-Cola

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

Gender: Male

Weapons: Fists and Broken Pipes

Facts: Chiro's older brother. Ashton's (see above.) younger brother. Dropped out of high-school a month after their adoptive parents were killed in a deadly shooting. Age seventeen. Became a broken mess after Chiro was kidnapped from his room a few months after the death of their parents. Currently works at gas station. Can be extremely energetic. Loves bare horse back riding, his brothers, and hanging with his best friend, Kalven.

Current Stories: Finished

Flu and Tissues- One-shot SRMTHFG

Another fic about Antauri and Chiro. It's after the war and the Hyperforce has won. When things should be getting better Chiro gets sick. Why poor Chiro?

The Christmas Scrapbook- One-shot SRMTHFG

When Christmas arrives it's just a boring day. Till a scrapbook full of memories was found. What does it hold? And why is Gibson laughing?

Abducted in Broad Daylight- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

All was peaceful in Shuggazoom. Then Chiro was abducted. Can the monkeys get him back before he 'sleeps with the fishes' Chapter Ten is the final chapter! Oc death!

Hitchhiking- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

This is a sequel to Abducted in Broad Daylight. When Chiro get's kidnapped again he is forced to hitchhike home. Will he survive or will Antauri find him dead in the ditches of the outer boundaries of Shuggazoom? Ch. 12 is here!

Cold- One-shot SRMTHFG

When Chiro gets a cold Gibson starts to worry him. What is Gibson hiding?

Raised By Monkeys- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

Everyone always thinks that Chiro's parents are dead. I'm one of them. But what if Chiro's mom had left Chiro for the monkeys to raise? The story is finished! Had to re-rate because of alcohol, cigarettes, and death.

Misused- multiple Chapters Danny Phantom

When Maddie dies in a car-crash Jack starts to drink...and Danny becomes his main way of letting out his anger! When Skulker realizies what's happening he tells Vlad. Will Vlad save Danny or will he be to late?

The Alchemist is Back!- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

When Chiro leaves to kill SK things don't go as planned. With the Alchemist on their side will the team convince Mandarin to return to the light?

Where are You?- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

When Sprx, Gibson, Nova, and Antauri are transported to other planets it's up to Otto and Chiro to find and rescue them! Final part to my Kidnapped Trilogy! Ch.7 is here!

Child in Need- multiple Chapters Cars

Doc always thought that he would never raise a child. Six-year-old Lightning McQueen never thought any adult would love him after his mother was killed. When Lightning's dad leaves Lightning in Doc's care, can Doc earned the trust of a scared and scarred Lightning? And can Lightning trust another adult in his life? Warnings: Younger characters, child abuse, and angry adults.

Current Stories: Unfinished

Little Stories- One-Shot Collections

Just some one-shots, featuring a seven-year-old Ponyboy and a nine-year-old Johnny. Rest of the gang are the same ages. Also showing, the mean Socs, social workers, and possibly Dally taking a nap with our favorite little greasers! Now: Sick. Next: Money. Future: Home.

Family Matters- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

Chiro is now living on and off with his brothers. Will this new life be a curse or a blessing? Sequel to The Alchemist is Back!

Running- multiple Chapters Danny Phantom

Sequel to Misused! When Shadow attacks and kills Vlad, Danny must run to protect what he loves and save himself. Can Danny find out who Shadow is and stop him with the help of three dead family members?

The Monkey Team Castaways- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

When the monkey team is separated after a storm destroyed their boat they are stuck on the uncharted islands. Can they survive long enough for rescue or will they die? Chapter Eight is here!

The Monkey Boy and the Teen Ghost- crossover, multiple Chapters SRMTHFG/Danny Phantom

When Chiro stumbles across a old photo album and Gibson builds a Ghost Portal things start to go crazy. With Danny and a long-lost family member can the Hyperforce be able to stop Skeleton King AND the Ghosts? Chapter Three is here! Swearing!

Four Heroes Becoming One- crossover, multiple Chapter SRMTHFG/Secret Saturdays/ Get Ed/ Danny Phantom

Okay this is a cross over with Get Ed, Secret Saturdays, Danny Phantom, and SRMTHFG! The four heroes become stranded in a bus accident and have to survive evil villain, lack of food, lack of water, and the desert weather to survive! Ch.3 is here!

How I Met You- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

This is how I think the Monkey Team met and got along in the first couple months they knew each other before the first episode. Ch. 5 has arrived!

Fire Day- multiple Chapters Outsiders

Darry gets offered a new job with better pay so the Curtis boys move. When trouble strikes, can Darry save Ponyboy in time? First Outsiders Fic. Beta Reader: ponygurl51090

Baby- multiple Chapters SRMTHFG

When Mandarin shoots Chiro things go crazy. With Chiro as a baby how will the team cope? And what is going on between Antauri and Nova?

James' Time- multiple Chapters Harry Potter

First of my Survival Series. James is never killed by Voldemort but Lily is. How can James raise Harry with a crazy mutt and a smart werewolf who is also very dangerous at the full moon?

On the Streets: Finding a Home- multiple Chapters Harry Potter

Harry Potter is kidnapped and lost by Death Eaters at the age of one. Six years later he is found by Sirius Black in New York City. Can Harry fit in with British witches and wizards and find a home with his parents, godfather, and family friend?

A Rose's Love- multiple Chapters Harry Potter

We all know that Harry is left with Petunia. But what if he had another aunt? Meet Rose Black nee Evans. She is the wife of Sirius Black and sister of Lily Potter. Watch her raise Harry with a surprise from Sirius and her husband with fellow magic users!

Snake's Miracle- multiple Chapters Harry Potter

When rumors about Harry Potter's upbringing arise, it's up to Severus Snape to prove them to be just that: rumors. But what he finds causes him to rethink his ideals... and possibly come to care about the Boy-Who-Lived.

Through the Storm- multiple Chapters Cars

Lightning has officially begun the healing process and Doc is his loving father figure. Tears are shed, fears are faced, and laughter erupts from mistakes, but it only takes one thing to tear apart a family. But sometimes, making it through the storm strengthens bonds and makes facing the impossible a little easier. Sequel to Child in Need.

Different Beginnings- multiple Chapters ParaNorman
Perry had never been open minded to the supernatural. Sandra just couldn't believe that he would reject their son like that. It's time to pick up the pieces of her now shattered heart and take Norman away. Take him to where he wouldn't be forgotten and ridiculed for his strange abilities. It was time for a different life, a new beginning.

AS OF TODAY ALL SRMTHFG! STORIES SHALL BE ON A TEMPORARY HIATUS! (6-5-12)

Coming Soon!

Lily's Flame- multiple Chapters Harry Potter

What If?- multiple Chapters Harry Potter

Robots, Monkeys, and Brothers: A and C- crossover, multiple Chapters SRMTHFG/ Astro Boy

The Dog's Boy- multiple Chapters Harry Potter

Magical Greaser- crossover, multiple Chapters The Outsiders/Harry Potter

Preacher's Son- multiple Chapters Harry Potter

The Voice of Reason- crossover, multiple Chapters The Outsiders/SRMTHFG/Danny Phantom/PJO

Under the Apple Tree- multiple Chapters Harry Potter