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| Kurt Fearella |
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Author has written 55 stories for Clique, Harry Potter, Twilight, Hex Hall, Star Wars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Beastly, Misc. Tv Shows, Hunger Games, Woman in Black, Susan Hill, Glee, and Alex Rider. Thanks for taking the time to read my profile. There are thousands of these on this website, and you choose to look at mine? And now I will give you a brief insight into what I do and like. Interests – Writing, reading, blogging, clarinet-ing. Books – Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Divergent, the Mortal Instruments, John Green, Stephen King, Dean Koontz. Some of those were books and some authors, but I'll trust you to know the difference. Movies – Captain America, Les Miserables, Avengers, Hunger Games, the Woman in Black, Snow White and the Huntsman and basically everything I listed above that was adapted to film. (who else can't wait for the Fault in Our Stars to become a movie? Ack!!) Television – Glee. That's it, I think. Music – Glee Cast, Wicked, Les Mis, a Chorus Line, Linkin Park, One Direction, Taylor Swift, Starkid Productions, Darren Criss, Temper Trap, Muse, Adele, Evanescence. Romantic Pairings (Ships) – Harry/Hermione, Remus/Nymphadora (Harry Potter) Katniss/Peeta, Annie/Finnick (Hunger Games) Kurt/Blaine, Kurt/Sebastian, Kurt/Karofsky, Hunter/Sebastian (Glee) Peter/Tris (Divergent) Anti-Ships (as in, I will never read/write these, ever) – Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter) Gale/Katniss, Finnick/Katniss (Hunger Games) Will/Happiness, Marley/Anybody, Kitty/Anybody, Jake/Anybody, Ryder/Anybody...you get the idea, I dislike all the newbies. And don't forget Brittany/Sam. (Glee) Tris/Tobias (Divergent) Currently Writing – Right now I an writing This World We Live In (Glee/Hunger Games). That's my main fic right now, but I am also doing an American Revolution!Klaine (Glee), which probably won't be published for awhile. There's also a Hermione/Ernie story in the works. (Harry Potter). Beta - Editing and critiquing stories is an absolute pleasure and joy. If you ever want me to look at your stories, I would love to. Never be afraid to ask. Contact - send me a message on here or visit me at stephen-klaing.tumblr.com. | |||||||||
1. This World We Live In » reviewsSebastian Smythe and Finnick Odair somehow switch bodies. Chaos is a given as each of them are thrown into different universes, different lifestyles, and different lovers. Follow Sebastian through the Quarter Quell and Mockingjay, and sing along with Finnick as he schemes his way through the Michael episode and beyond.Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,799 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 3-11-13 - Published: 4-2-12 - Finnick O. & Sebastian S.2. What Happened to Dumbledore? reviewsWe all know that Richard Harris died before they could film Prisoner of Azkaban. He was replaced by Michael Gambon. But what did the students think about Dumbledore's, um, transformation? Bashing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-1-12 - Albus D. - Complete3. Squirrel Potter and the Deathly Arrow reviewsSquirrel lived a quiet life with his parents, James and Lily, until one day, the evil Lord Catnip and her sidekick Gale struck the forest.Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-25-12 - Harry P. & Katniss E. - Complete4. Do You Wanna Go Outside? reviewsKurt's just eating lunch in the corner when 10-year-old Finn Hudson asks him the question he thought he'd never ask...one-sided Kinn, slight Finn-bashing.Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-12 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete5. The Naming of Sabina reviewsWhy Sabina Pleasure's name is Sabina, and not Sabrina. Extreme bashing.Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-27-12 - Complete6. Don't Stop Dancing reviewsMr. Schue has a rather special lesson for the seniors' last week at McKinley. Spoilers for Nationals, Matthew Morrison bashing. Flames are accepted, as long as they're entertaining.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-12 - New Directions - Complete7. The Birds Are Protestant reviewsSebastian seems to have lost his mind. It's really hard to explain this in 300 characters, so just read the authors note inside. Review?Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-12 - Kurt H. & Sebastian S. - Complete8. Dealbreaker! reviewsSebastian is calling him a dealbreaker, and Kurt has absolutely no idea why. He never broke any deals. Will Sebastian drive Kurt to insanity? And will Kurt ever find out what a dealbreaker is? Crack!fic, inspired by a true story. Just read.Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-8-12 - Kurt H. & Sebastian S. - Complete9. The Woman and Black for Lazy People » reviewsAnybody else want to see that new Dan Radcliffe movie? Want to know how the book goes without having to read it all the way through? (because yes, it's hard) Read this parody and learn along with me what happens. While I mock everything, as usual.Woman in Black, Susan Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 11-17-1110. He Goes to the Market for Milk reviewsIn which Will goes to the market for milk and comes back with a pack of gum. Will-bashing. Absolutely pointless. Wemma, Twill.Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-12 - Will S. & Terri S. - Complete11. Eh? » reviewsSebastian kidnaps Kurt after Michael Week. Will Kurt escape with his life? And if he does...will he ever be the same? Klaine. Unrelated title.Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,073 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 3-18-12 - Published: 2-9-12 - Kurt H. & Sebastian S. - Complete12. Azimio and the NCIS Chatroom reviewsAzimio is a chatroom troll. His insults are off the charts. They are so clever and totally rad...right? Crackfic.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-27-12 - Azimio & D. Karofsky - Complete13. Harry is Freaking Out Because The World Is Lego! reviewsHarry wakes up one morning in a dormitory of plastic. Gold coins hover above the floor and his fellow students are incapable of speech. Yes, the world is Lego.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-12 - Harry P.14. Discussion of the Harry's » reviewsHarry's from all different stages of life and fandom come to discuss...everything.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 10-17-11 - Harry P.15. Rachel Berry Will Never Write a Good Song, Ever reviewsRachel's song about Blaine. Epic fail.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-12 - Kurt H. & Rachel B. - Complete16. Airheads » reviewsClaire decides to drop everything and pursue her acting dreams. Massie's feeling lonely, especially when Claire becomes true A-list material. At least she has her ah-dorable boyfriend, Derrington. Right? IDK where this story is going. Ideas are welcome.Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-28-11 - Published: 10-22-11 - Claire L.17. Ah'm a Fatso reviewsA short oneshot/poem about the mail carrier who brought Harry the envelope with too many stamps on it in GOF. Just. Read.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-26-11 - OC - Complete18. That's Why reviewsHappens right before the "Mummy, have you seen my jumper?" moment in Chamber of Secrets.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-11 - Ginny W. - Complete19. Ambition reviewsHermione is the smartest girl. Everyone knows that. What they don't know is why.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-11 - Hermione G. - Complete20. NO NICO, I DON'T! » reviewsNico wants to know everything.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 11-12-11 - Published: 8-29-11 - Nico A. & Thalia G. - Complete21. Cinna's Song reviewsCinna loves his eyeliner so much, it's scary.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-8-11 - Cinna - Complete22. The Girl From the Photograph reviewsDudley find a picture of a mysterious bushy-haired chick while snooping in Harry's room. He keeps the picture and runs into her 20 years later, much to Ron's...displeasure.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-8-11 - Dudley D. & Hermione G. - Complete23. Little White Lie With a Twist » reviewsStarkid's Little White Lie where Nigel and Arthur From Out of Town are evil.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 10-30-1124. Epic Fail reviewsThe former Prime Minister wants to tell his successor what's really contained in that ugly oil painting. Pre-HPB and HPB-inspired. AVPS hidden joke. T for champagne.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-11 - Complete25. A Change of Scenery » reviewsHogwarts is allegedly destroyed in book 5. Will Beauxbatons and Durmstrang be able to take the place of Hogwarts this year?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-11-11 - Published: 10-9-1126. Roots » reviewsScorpius Malfoy was abandoned by his father at an orphanage. When Harry and Ginny come looking for a Muggle child, they choose him. But when they discover his true heritage, things get complicated. This is a rubbish summary. Just read.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-11-11 - Published: 8-13-11 - Scorpius M. - Complete27. Caterpillar Angst reviewsHarry beheaded a dead caterpillar in Prisoner of Azkaban. What if he regretted it?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-11 - Harry P. - Complete28. Perfect reviewsGeorge is heartbroken with the loss of his brother. When Angelina is interested in George, he will have to face his grief if he wants to move on.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-1-11 - Fred W. & Angelina J. - Complete29. What Cornelius Doesn't Knew Won't Hurt Him reviewsUmbridge once loved Cornelius...until he refused her proposal.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-11 - Dolores U. & C. Fudge - Complete30. A Sudden Personality Change reviewsBefore the Prime Minister pulls the Stormbreaker trigger, he has an announcement.Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-31-11 - Rubeus H. & H. Sayle - Complete31. Don't Read That! reviewsHunter accidentally switches Lindy and Rob's letters...Beastly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-11 - Lindy & Rob - Complete32. Harry Potter Watches The Woman In Black Trailer reviewsThe title explains it well enough. I own nothing, duh. T to be safe.Crossover - Harry Potter & Woman in Black, Susan Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-22-11 - Harry P. - Complete33. Bellatrix is Goin' Down reviewsWhen Mrs. Weasley says The Line in Deathly Hallows.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-11 - Molly W. & Bellatrix L. - Complete34. Hermione Granger's New Life » reviewsVery cheesy title. Hermione Granger's parents get a new job and move to Forks, Washington, right next door to a teenager named Bella Swan. NOT Hermione/Edward. Or is it? Abandoned for now...I might pick it back up later.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 5-15-1135. Cuz You're Viktor Krum reviewsGoes to the song 'Change' by Taylor Swift. Posted just for the heck of it. Also, haha, now I have 30 stories.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-11 - Viktor K.36. Oops! He Did It Again reviewsA Stormtrooper learns the painful consequences of meddling with Darth Vader's voice/helmet thingie.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Stormtroopers - Complete37. Husbands Are In reviewsHow Jerome met Esme.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-11 - Jerome S. & Esme S. - Complete38. The Trio Discovers Fanfiction reviewsVery weird and determinedly K-rated.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-11-11 - Complete39. Vindictive reviewsWhy Cho was so upset when Harry mentioned Hermione on that fateful day in Madam Puddifoots Tea Shop.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-8-11 - Cho C. & Ginny W. - Complete40. Baby Steps reviewsHarry finds the Dursley family after the war is over.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-5-11 - Harry P. & Petunia D.41. For Harry reviewsSome of Ginny's thoughts during the final battle.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-11 - Ginny W. - Complete42. Calypso's Angstland reviewsMore than anything, Calypso wishes for the one thing she doesn't have: Freedom.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-29-11 - Calypso & Percy J. - Complete43. Don't Ask! reviewsDudley's teacher asks him how his summer was, and gets a violent answer. Takes place in OotP.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-25-11 - Dudley D. - Complete44. Cold as You reviewsPansy and Draco just weren't meant to be.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-11 - Pansy P. & Draco M.45. Low Profile reviewsThe newborn vampires just love to give Riley a hard time.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-11 - Riley46. Pancakes and Love reviewsIt's Ginny's birthday, and Harry has just made it one of her best ever. Fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-11 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete47. Fireworks reviewsHagrid's trip to a hot dog stand goes wrong. But he discovers a Fourth of July surprise when he ends up in America. NOT a Katy Perry songfic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-11 - OC - Complete48. An Inconvenient Time to Daydream reviews"I knew it! You were the Chosen One in the Wizard World, but you're the Chosen One for us, too!" he exclaimed.Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-11 - Obi-Wan K. & Harry P. - Complete49. I Hate Olivia Ryan reviewsSo I got fed up with Duh-livia and decided to write this poem.Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-11 - Olivia R. - Complete50. Cal's Dream Job reviewsCallahan always liked hitting people with pink umbrellas. Now he knows what he wants to be when he grows up.Hex Hall - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-20-11 - Complete51. The Grim, Omen of Death reviewsHow the Grim became the omen of death!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-11 - Complete52. Fleas reviewsRandom Jacob bashing.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-20-1153. Back Then reviewsJames Potter looks back on an incident that happened when he was in school between Lily and him. Rated T for one word. And possibly a bit of violence.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-11 - Complete54. Harry's Ketchup reviewsHagrid has rotten tomatoes for sale! And Harry is the only one who buys them, of course.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-8-10 - Complete55. Clique Poems reviewsA collections of Clique poems for each of the five girls.Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-18-10 - Complete
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