Namikaze Artemis
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since: 10-18-10, id: 2581556, Profile Updated: 02-03-13
country: Canada
Author has written 21 stories for Bleach, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, Gintama, Artemis Fowl, Sket Dance, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Hunger Games, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Spider-Man, H.I.V.E., and Avengers.

Translations:

Techie in French by Queen-Disturbed-Haruka

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8244430/1/Techie

Uchiha Obito Ghost! in Spanish (first couple chapters) by Tsukimine12

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7871613/1/Obito_Uchiha_Fantasma

If you want to translate one of my stories, feel free to send me a PM.


Uchiha Obito Ghost! Epilogue by Zweistein Viervogel

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8219679/1/Uchiha_Obito_Ghost_Epilogue


Most Awesome Two Sentences Ever:

Lisbon: I apologize for my colleague's actions-

Jane: No she doesn't! I retract that apology!

-Mentalist, Season 2, Episode 16.

Most Hilarious Conversations Ever:

Drimmer: You two being former lovers and all, Lassiter, you were overwhelmed with guilt-

Shawn: Former lovers? Really?

-Psych, Season 3, Episode 11

Lassiter: You know how this works, you need to go through the proper procedu-

Shawn: Hey, Dad, can I go on the case?

Henry: You're hired.

-Psych, Season 6, Episode 4


My AO3 Account:

http://archiveofourown.org/users/Namikaze_Artemis

My DeviantArt Account:

http://namikazeartemis.deviantart.com/

Naruto from Uchiha Obito Ghost!

http://namikazeartemis.deviantart.com/#/d4k4iik

How to Write A Popular (but not necessarily good) Naruto Story

1. Make it M-rated.

2. Make Naruto god-like, super strong, or just plain amazing.

3. Bash lots of people... preferably Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi.

4. Bash more people. Kiba and the Sandaime are popular side choices.

5. Make it Naruhina or Naruharem.

6. Have half-decent writing. (look at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5837006/1/The_Black_Fox for an example.)

My Saying: If you have nothing good to say, keep your mouth shut and don't bother making a fanfiction that you dislike more popular.

Unless... It really, really, sucks. That's about it.

Age: The age of Obito when he died times the age of Jiraiya when he died plus the age of Naruto in Shippuden minus the age of Sakura in Shippuden divided by the age of Tsunade in Shippuden. Plus two. Do the math.

Favorite Quotes: "Put your hands behind your back and show me your eyebrows." - Katsura Kotaro, Gintama.

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried." -Anonymous

Favorite Colour: Green

My current video game obsessions are Assasin's Creed and Legend of Zelda

My current book obsessions are Artemis Fowl and Alex Rider.

My current movie obsessions are The Amazing Spider-Man and the Avengers.

My current anime obsession is Gintama.

My current webcomic obsessions are Homestuck and the League of Super Redundant Heroes.


1. It's Our Problem » reviews
Peter and Tony both pretend that they never learnt of their relation. But they can only do that for so long, especially when friend and foe alike won't let them just ignore it. Meanwhile, Peter desperately needs to know why the person he believed to be his father experimented on him. The problem is, superhero Peter may be, some things may be a little too dangerous to touch.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,450 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 4-3-13 - Peter P./Spider-Man & Iron Man/Tony S.
2. It's My Problem » reviews
In which Peter is Tony's illegitimate child, and he's prepared to do anything to keep that a secret. Although, that doesn't stop him from trying to get Tony's approval. He is Peter's idol, after all.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,740 - Reviews: 423 - Updated: 4-3-13 - Published: 9-26-12 - Peter P./Spider-Man & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
3. Supervillains Are Getting Crazier Every Day reviews
Prompt Fill: The Time Peter Sings Like an Angel and Becomes a Teen Idol Over Night. Spidey's villains get revenge on him for all those times he's made fun of/snarked at them.. by forcing him to sing a romantic love song for their amusement - which inexplicably ended up on YouTube and got over one million views within an hour.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-2-12 - Max D./Electro & Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
4. Techie » reviews
During a chance trip to England when Tsuna was young, he befriends a young Spanner. This friendship brings about many changes in Tsuna- for one, his better grades in school. And of course, his new-found fascination with creating robots.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-1-12 - Published: 6-15-12 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Spanner - Complete
5. NoticeMeNot reviews
While heading towards his work, Canada gets stopped by a Canadian Auror because of a spell that was cast on him. It turns out that his tendency to be invisible wasn't just because of his natural 'talent'. Happy Canada Day!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-1-12 - Canada - Complete
6. Uchiha Obito, Ghost! » reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2541 - Updated: 6-15-12 - Published: 10-22-10 - Naruto U. & Obito U./Tobi - Complete
7. Masked reviews
Albus Severus Potter didn't want people to look at him like he was just a copy of his father. Unfortunately, it seemed inevitable. But what if they didn't know who he was... what if he was merely Alfred Stevens, just another student?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-12 - Albus S. P.
8. Divided reviews
There were once two Canadas. They were two personalities in one body. But they existed nevertheless. But they were to be destroyed, because of their rebellions. They were to become neither one nor the other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-12-12 - Canada & England/Britain - Complete
9. Inevitable reviews
Perhaps he should have expected this. With all the hysteria about witches and the Devil, why would a nation be exempt from this suspicion?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-21-12 - England/Britain - Complete
10. Ichigo and the Shinigami Academy » reviews
Set 70 years in the future. After Ichigo dies, he must go to the Shinigami Academy to become a proper shinigami. But he must go there as Kurogi Ichirou. Can he survive the academy? Ichiruki all the way! Last chapter up!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 55,946 - Reviews: 555 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 10-22-10 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
11. Parasite reviews
How do the countries survive, say, a bullet wound to the head? It's impossible for them to die while their country still exists. Does the wound just disappear? It does not. The truth is worse than that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-28-12 - Canada - Complete
12. The Reaping reviews
The Reaping for the 74th Hunger Games from Gale's perceptive.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-25-12 - Gale H. & Katniss E. - Complete
13. Extraordinary Bond? As If! reviews
In which Link finally breaks down and confronts his Loftwing. About what? About his Loftwing's apparent inability to catch him all the time, of course.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-14-12 - Link - Complete
14. Because Life Is Like Jenga reviews
Side one-shot for story 'Fate's Favorite' by 'The Fictionist'. Tom and Harry play chess in the Slytherin common room, all while discussing various subjects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-24-11 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P. - Complete
15. So, What's So Great About The Student Council? reviews
Takako, a member of the newspaper club, wants to interview a certain Student Council member. Only problem? It's one that no one knows who he... or she is. And so, the Sket Dan are asked to find out the identity of this member. No OCs.
Sket Dance - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-14-11 - Complete
16. A Fowl at HIVE reviews
Artemis Fowl. Criminal genius... and the newest H.I.V.E. student. Looks like H.I.V.E.'s in for a whole lot of trouble.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-30-11 - Artemis F. & Otto M.
17. Pranks reviews
One-shot. Obito decides to prank Fugaku... and he happens to see something interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-30-11 - Fugaku U. & Obito U./Tobi - Complete
18. Musings reviews
Ichigo's hiding more than one would think... and Rukia's in denial. In other words, it's a typical day.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-31-11 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
19. Nightmares » reviews
A series of one-shots featuring Naruto and how his life might have been different if Minato were alive. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-23-11 - Published: 10-22-10 - Naruto U. & Minato N. - Complete
20. People With Long Names Are Cooler reviews
What this is, you ask? What do you think? The typical, plot-less, horrible, Gintama story of course. One where the Yoruzuya Trio find out they're in a fanfiction. What? You want to read it? Your loss.
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-23-11 - Gintoki S. & Shinpachi S. - Complete
21. 23 Reasons Why The Percy Jackson Movie Sucked » reviews
Reason # 12: THAILIA! WHERE DID YOU GOOOO! Now a two-shot. Why Percy is better than Jason. Spoilers for "The Lost Hero"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 10-24-10 - Published: 10-22-10 - Complete