Reanna R. King
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since: 11-17-00, id: 25823, Profile Updated: 05-21-12
country: USA
Author has written 29 stories for Utena, Slayers, Fushigi Yuugi, Violinist of Hameln, Neopets, Misc. Games, Misc. Anime/Manga, Pokémon, Sorcerer Hunters, and Weiss Kreuz.

I don't use my FFN account anymore, as I am concentrating on my original work.

You can see my original fiction at my homepage listed above, though. Please go to reannaking on Deviantart for my current artistic endeavors. While all this stuff is really old and pretty terrible, I see no reason to take it down, and if someone is actually able to derive enjoyment from this crap, more power to them. Also, I had a lot of fun writing this stuff back then, and I don't want to invalidate that enjoyment by getting rid of my account altogether. Just please, don't expect me to make more. Hope you enjoyed my work!


1. The Ecchi Adventures of Reanna and Akio » reviews
Episode 19: Much ecchiness and violence ensues when our heroes attempt to escape from the Utena world. Rated PG-13 for lots and lots of Keroppon.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,857 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 5-25-03 - Published: 11-21-00
2. A Change in Programming reviews
Everyone knows how female fans view the WeiB Kreuz guys... what happens when the drooling fangirls manipulate management in to changing the show to suit their desires? SATIRE.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-9-02
3. Spoonerism reviews
Stis thory is my first Horcerer Sunters fic, so jee bentle. It's heakin' frillarious, and that's lo nie!
Sorcerer Hunters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-21-02
4. Rock Cloyster
Another cute little song parody.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Published: 11-7-02
5. Gettin Jiggly Wit it uhh yeah reviews
A song parody I did a while ago. It's cute. Really.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-02
6. If I Had a Million Silvers reviews
Parody of "If I Had a Million Dollars." Lina Gourry: Gourry sings to Lina of all the things he'd buy for her. Much cuteness.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-7-02
7. Rose Garden of Horrors » reviews
Based on the cult-classic musical "Little Shop of Horrors." The entire thing is up now! Huzzah! Rated PG-13 for strong language.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 2-4-02
8. Battle of the Bishies » reviews
A bishie competition featuring Xelloss, Perio, Akio, Aburatsubo, Shinkouhyou, Kao, Miki, Papacha, Kojiro, Il Palazzo, Michael, and Dryden. It's... utter insanity...
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-17-02
9. Amelia on Shakespeare reviews
Amelia fights the forces of evil with something other than her usual arsenal of spells and Justice speeches...
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-02
10. The XXX Files reviews
This is an old one. Nanami decides to investigate paranormal activity at Ohtori, bringing Miki along for the ride, forcing him to eat insane amounts of pudding, submit to rabid fangirls, and other atrocities.
Utena - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-02
11. Whose Line is it Anime? reviews
The TV series "Whose Line is it Anyway?" with an anime twist and starring anime characters!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-24-02
12. Rollercoaster Tycoon: Ballad of the Doomed Guest reviews
I wasn't sure where to put this... but it's the story of a guest doomed to wander a park forever, never to find the path. Can he make it back to civilization? It's kind of a poem/narrative.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-10-02
13. Tione and the Lab Ray reviews
Tione is a Kyrii who actually WANTS to get zapped! What will happen?
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-19-02
14. Violinist of Hameln commercial parodies reviews
See the Hameln gang parody Geiko, Tootsie Pops, Mastercard and more.
Violinist of Hameln - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-17-02
15. Last Will and Temperament- Touga's Will reviews
Touga has died and left behind a very strange will...
Utena - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-9-02
16. Last Will and Temperament- Ecchi version reviews
Touga has died and left behind a very strange will... here's the ecchi version, a slight... variation on the previous fic!
Utena - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-9-02
17. Blue reviews
Miki sings about his "blue" life at Ohtori Academy. Based on Eiffel 65's song.
Utena - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-3-01
18. Living La Vida Touga reviews
I don't need to tell you what it's based on... I don't need to tell you who it's about... I don't need to tell you to read it... because you're all smart enough already, aren't you?
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-3-01
19. Murasakibara no Saga » reviews
I wrote this in the span of three months not long after I had first seen Utena. Looking back on it, now that I've seen almost the entire series, I'm still amused by it. A touch of everything from insanity to light drama.
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,566 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-01 - Published: 9-23-01
20. The Great Outdoors? reviews
"Bara no ZIP IT tame ni. ZIPPai Unmei Mokushiroku. Sekai wo kakumei ZIP IT tame ni."
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-19-01
21. Mazoku! reviews
A parody of "Dentist!" from the Little Shop of Horrors musical- Xelloss sings about the joys of being evil! Kawaii...
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-19-01
22. Kiss of the Mazoku reviews
This is a romantic/mysterious poem I did for my English Literature class about being kissed by Xelloss and becoming a Mazoku. Insert any character you like as the other person... or yourself if you like. ;)
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-22-01
23. The Warrior Song reviews
A parody of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, sung by Nuriko. No, he's not a lumberjack, but he is okay!
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-2-01
24. The Sexy Akio from the School of Ohtori reviews
A parody of "Little Old Lady from Pasadena." Go Riji- Go Riji- Go Rijichou! :D I luv this fic!
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-17-01
25. Slayers MATINEE- Disney's Beauty and the Beast reviews
The Slayers gang retell the tale of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Lots of crazy song parodies and... some strange characterizations, featuring the dumbest "Belle" and the scariest "Beast" ever!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-3-01
26. I Think I'm a Stone Now reviews
How does Zel feel about being a Chimera? Listen to his song and see! Based on the song "I Think We're Alone Now."
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-17-01
27. Slayers MATINEE- Disney's Aladdin reviews
The Slayers characters tell the classic story of Aladdin. Improvement on the original? You decide! Complete with song parodies and starring Zelgadis as Aladdin! Can a magic lamp bring Zel his cure? Maybe...
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-21-01 - Complete
28. Sequin Revolution: A Show Choir Disaster reviews
The Utena cast forms its own show choir and causes general mayhem at a competition! Can Akio sing? Can Utena play bass? Can Saionji play drums? More importantly... CAN THEIR AUDIENCE HANDLE IT!
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-17-00