Gleek263
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since: 10-22-10, id: 2585580, Profile Updated: 06-05-12
country: Australia
Author has written 5 stories for Glee, and Harry Potter.

Hi there. I'm Tash. I see you've found my page. I'm a 19-year-old girl from Australia. Yes, I am a straight girl who enjoys writing stories about gay sex. I am weird like that, what can I say? You need to understand that I am a gleek, which you can tell from my username and my stories and favourite stories. I do like other things, like Harry Potter, Wicked, Rent, Jonas Brothers, to name a few.

I hope to become a published author in the near future. I understand, I'll probably only be published here in Australia, and I most likely wont become famous from it, but that doesn't bother me. I just want to write. It's something I love doing. Please, check out my stories anyway, and let me know what you think. Please, leave me constructive criticism. That'll help me improve and it'll give me a better chance to follow my dream.


Favourite pairings;
Glee:
Puckurt (Noah "Puck" Puckerman/ Kurt Hummel)
Faberry (Quinn Fabray/ Rachel Berry)
Brittana (Santana Lopez/ Brittany Pierce)
Tike (Mike Chang/ Tina Cohen-Chang)
Klaine (Blaine Anderson/ Kurt Hummel)
Samcedes (Sam Evans/ Mercedes Jones)

Harry Potter:
Drarry (Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy)
Romione (Ron Weasley/ Hermione Granger)
Snily (Severus Snape/ Lily Evans)
Remus Lupin/ Sirius Black
Jily (James Potter/ Lily Evans)


I was gonna do a least favourite pairings then I realized, there is only really one pairing I don't like. Hinny from Harry Potter. Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley. (This is romantically, by the way. I don't mind it friendship. In fact, I like to think she is the first person Harry goes to when he realizes he is gay.)


Just so you know, most of the stories I write are rated M. If you are under-aged in your country to be reading stuff like that, please don't. Just a warning.


I love reviews. They help me write faster. Please, remember to review. (:


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHATI MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (But I am against abortion. It's Wrong. An Easy Escape from someone's problems.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 10
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner
.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 17


Soundtrack of My Life
Opening Credits- Blackbird -Glee
Waking Up- Australia -Jonas Brothers
First Day of School- Lightweight -Demi Lovato
Falling in Love- Somebody to Love -Glee (lol)
Fight Song- Inseperable -Jonas Brothers.
Breaking Up- Do ya think I'm sexy -Glee (well, obviously not anymore)
Prom- SOS -Jonas Brothers
Life is Just... OK- Take me or leave me -Rent
Mental Breakdown- My favourite things -Sound of Music
Driving- American Dragon -Jonas Brothers
Flashback- Illusions -Mark Salling
Getting Back Together- Alone -Glee
Birth of Child- Sing -Glee live
Wedding- Uptown Girl -Glee
Final Battle- Defying Gravity -Glee
Death Scene- Believe in me -Demi Lovato
Funeral Song- Because you loved me -Jack Vidgen
End Credits- Maybe this time -Glee


1.) Kurt Hummel

2.) Noah Puckerman

3.) Rachel Berry

4.) Quinn Fabray

5.) Santana Lopez

6.) Brittany Pierce

7.) Blaine Anderson

8.) Sam Evans

9.) Sue Sylvestor

10.) Mercedes Jones

11.) Mike Chang

12.) Artie Abrams

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope. But I have thought of them as a couple before...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

She's gorgeous!

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

Well, they are both girls, but my second favourite pairing! But it wouldn't be possible. Then again, this is the fanfiction world. Anything is possible haha.

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Umm, not really. Actually I'm pretty sure I read a sibling fic between her and Jean once.

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Umm, Puck and Mike? Friendship, sure. Relationship. No.

Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Well, Santana/Sam is canon and Santana/Mercedes isn't. I suppose you could make a story where Santana and Mercedes are practising their duet during the duets episode and one thing leads to another and they are making out, but I prefer Santana/Sam. I don't see Mercedes as lesbian.

What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Umm, Kurt walked in on Brittana sex? Well, he'd prob get disgusted, run out, because he'd see the naked female body, but then after would be all for it and say he knew they were together lol.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Rachel/ Mercedes? Umm.

Ever since Kurt left McKinley, Mercedes had been by herself. She didn't really have a friend she was that close to. Sure, she had Tina, but Tina was always with Mike. After an assignment by Mr. Schue, that had all the Glee kids paired up, her and Rachel suddenly got along so much better. They were friends.

Yeah, okay, so that sucked. I'm so bad at summaries and writing a Mercedes/Rachel summary? Never done that before haha.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sam/Kurt. Sure is. I don't think I've ever read any though :/ I love Kam though :D

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Artie/Blaine? The wheels that keep me together...? I don't know. I just thought about the fact that Artie is in a wheel chair. Maybe Artie could have a bad day and Blaine comes and comforts him.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Quinn deflower Kurt? Would have to be when they are drunk haha.

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?

Rachel? 'Oh my gold stars!' haha

If you wrote a song'fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Sam. I dunno. Trouty mouth? :P Jokes. I have no idea...

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Kurt/Brittany/Artie. Umm... I wouldn't have to have any warnings. I wouldn't be able to write a story with the three of them together, sexually and I don't see any of them being abusive. Just over-load of friendship goodness :)

What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Two?

Kurt on Puck? Pick-up line? 'How much grip does that 'hawk have? Can I try?' bahaha. I don't know.

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night?

Kurt? Oh god! I dunno. He's gorgeous, but gay :/

What would happen/ what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

I'd hide and scream at her to get out!

Four announced he/she's going to marry Nine tomorrow?

Umm? Quinn wanting to marry Sue? No way!

Five cooked you dinner?

Santana? I'd ask how much poison she put in :P

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow?

"Did you attempt to find out the question of 'how many tennis balls can you fit in your mouth'?"

Nine made fun of your friends?

Wouldn't surprise me. Sue is making fun of everyone haha.

Ten ignored you all the time?

Mercedes! Talk to me, fabulous Diva!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do?

He'd get his sexy, sexy boyfriend, Noah Puckerman to protect me :)

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?

"Dude, your so badass. I've broken my leg before too." I'd be like, "Twins!"

It's your birthday. What does Three get you?

Something with gold stars on, I bet. Maybe a tie like she got Mr. Schue.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do?

Scream? I don't know what Quinn would do haha

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?

Laugh at me.

You're about to marry Ten. What does One think?

'Hurt Mercedes, your dead!'

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up?

Take me to lunch, like he did with Kurt.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

"Kurt and Blaine are in a happy relationship until Sue runs off with Quinn. Kurt, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mike and a brief unhappy affair with Artie, then follows the wise advice of Santana and finds true love with Rachel."

Okay, so Kurt is very happy with Blaine and for no reason at all (apart from Sue and Quinn gets together), he breaks up with Blaine to have a one-night stand with Mike and Artie... Santana's wise advice leaves Kurt with bossy-know-it-all Rachel? Not possible haha

What title would you give this fic?

Kurt's on drugs! haha

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Santana, Quinn, Blaine, Kurt, and Rachel are playing truth or dare. Santana asks Blaine, and Blaine says truth. Santana asks who Blaine loves, and Blaine, after some prodding from Rachel, confessed their true love for Quinn. Quinn does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Rachel. Blaine is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Kurt, while Rachel and Quinn run into the sunset together. However, Santana is secretly in love with Kurt and becomes so jealous of Blaine, who after the comfort with Kurt becomes in a relationship with him and so Santana decides to murder Blaine, but is stopped in time by the police officer, Sue, and is sent to prison, allowing Kurt and Blaine to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

'Truth and dare? More like heartwarm and heartbreak!'

6, 3, 2, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 2 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 2 and plots to abduct2 to keep 2 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure6 doesn't go after 2 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 2 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Brittany, Rachel, Puck, Quinn, and Mike are at a bar when Rachel makes a drunken confession that Puck is in love with Kurt. Brittany is secretly in love with Puck and plots to abduct Puck to keep him away from Kurt, but is stopped by Quinn and Mike. However, Brittany is so crazed at this point that she needs constant watching to make sure she doesn't go after Puck again, and Quinn and Mike volunteer to do this. As they work together, Quinn and Mike develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Brittany escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Puck and Kurt from untimely deaths, Blaine magically appears and vanquishes Brittany forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

'Bar stories'

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Sam/Blaine? I've seen a few fics around of them... They couldn't be canon anymore. Sam's left :/

Which number do you think is the hottest?

1! Love me some Kurt Hummel!

What's your favorite couple?

Puckurt! All the way!


1.) Harry Potter

2.) Draco Malfoy

3.) Ron Weasley

4.) Hermione Granger

5.) Fred Weasley

6.) George Weasley

7.) Ginny Weasley

8.) James Potter

9.) Lily Evans

10.) Severus Snape

11.) Sirius Black

12.) Remus Lupin

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nup. That'd be kinda weird haha

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

She's beautiful!

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

Well, he does! They have two kids.

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not yet. I could find one though :)

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

That'd be interesting, but no. Draco belongs with Harry. Sirius belongs with Lupin :)

Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Fred with James or Fred with Snape... Fred with James is not possible, because James is dead most of Fred's life, then again, since this is fanifiction, it could happen. Fred with Snape would just be weird. Neither.

What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Harry walk in on Fred and George having sex? Oh god... He would run from the room. That's twincest right there.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Ron/ Snape?

Ron had detention. Of course, his detention was set to be with the most horrible teacher at the school. Severus Snape.

That's actually a pretty bad summary haha.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Harry/ James? Maybe. But father/son fics, I hope.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ginny/ Lupin. Dark day no more...? I don't know. Maybe Harry could have just gotten with Draco and Ginny was upset about it. Lupin comes in as a supportive teacher and comforts his young student. (Of course, it had to have something to do with Drarry)

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hermione de-flower Harry? Maybe they are both upset while Ron is with Lavender and Ginny with Dean during their sixth year. They decide to cure their loneliness.

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?

Ron? 'Bloody hell!' ? haha

If you wrote a song'fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

James? 'I miss you' Maybe Lily and Snape got together in the end and James misses Lily.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Harry/George/Lupin Hmm. Maybe violence. Character death. Lupin turns one night and attacks Hogwarts. Harry and George try and save the others, but they fail. I dunno.

What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Two?

Harry on Draco? Hmm, this is an old one, but 'Nice bed. Mind if I Slytherine?' I know Harry isn't a Slytherine, but Draco is :)

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night?

Harry? I would squeal and hug him, then restrain myself from kissing him. I'll convince him to turn gay for Draco :)

What would happen/ what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

I'd pull Ron in with me ;)

Four announced he/she's going to marry Nine tomorrow?

Hermione wanting to marry Lily? I'd remind Hermione not only is Lily dead, but she is also her bestfriends mother.

Five cooked you dinner?

Fred? I'd marry him :) Unfortunately though, he's dead :/

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow?

'You're dead though'.

Nine made fun of your friends?

Not possible. She's gone.

Ten ignored you all the time?

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do?

He'd get his wand out and Expelliarmus those fuckers!

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?

He'd keep me away from Gilderoy Lockhart and apparate me to Hogwarts and take me to Madame Pomfrey.

It's your birthday. What does Three get you?

A jumper his mum made that has a 'N' on it.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do?

Apparate me the hell out of there!

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?

It's Fred Weasley. He would laugh!

You're about to marry Ten. What does One think?

'You're crazy.'

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up?

Take me to her brothers joke shop.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

"Harry and Ginny are in a happy relationship until Lily runs off with Hermione. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sirius and a brief unhappy affair with Lupin, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Ron."

Okay, so Harry is very happy with Ginny and for no reason at all (apart from Lily and Hermione gets together), he breaks up with Ginny to have a one-night stand with Sirius and Lupin... Fred's wise advice leaves Harry with bestfriend Ron? Well, that's strange haha

What title would you give this fic?

The dead are back?

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Fred, Hermione, Ginny, Kurt, and Ron are playing truth or dare. Fred asks Ginny, and Ginny says truth. Fred asks who Ginny loves, and Ginny, after some prodding from Ron, confessed their true love for Hermione. Hermione does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Ron. Ginny is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Harry, while Ron and Hermione run into the sunset together. However, Fred is secretly in love with Harry and becomes so jealous of Ginny, who after the comfort with Harry becomes in a relationship with him and so Fred decides to murder Ginny, but is stopped in time by the police officer, Lily, and is sent to prison, allowing Harry and Ginny to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

'Truth and dare? More like heartwarm and heartbreak!'

6, 3, 2, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 2 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 2 and plots to abduct2 to keep 2 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure6 doesn't go after 2 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 2 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

George , Ron, Draco, Hermione, and Sirius are at a bar when Ron makes a drunken confession that Draco is in love with Harry. George is secretly in love with Draco and plots to abduct Draco to keep him away from Harry, but is stopped by Hermione and Sirius. However, George is so crazed at this point that he needs constant watching to make sure she doesn't go after Draco again, and Hermione and Sirius volunteer to do this. As they work together, Hermione and Sirius develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that George escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Draco and Harry from untimely deaths, Ginny magically appears and vanquishes George forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

'Bar stories'

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Well, a canon couple is Harry/Ginny, so that would be like girlfriend dumping boyfriend and going after his dad. Kinda weird haha.

Which number do you think is the hottest?

2! Draco Malfoy/ Tom Felton!

What's your favorite couple?

Well, depends. There are two I can't choose from. Drarry or Romione. Let's just say, my favourite canon is Romione and my favourite non-canon is Drarry :)


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