Her.Vanilla.Majesty

Name: Classified--or else she'd have to kill you. (e-mail her anyway. her inbox is too empty)

Age: Unknown--really, she can't remember anything.

Location: in an unstable set of mind because she has to deal with growing up (which is NOT AS FUN as it sounded when she was seven). Also, America.

Favorite Quote: They did not speak, they did not bow, they were not acquainted; they saw each other; and, like stars in the sky separated by millions of leagues, they lived by gazing upon each other. -les misérables

(Pending) Favorite Movies/TV shows: The Proposal, Lion King (3D--'cuz I saw it), Bridesmaids, Dear John, Up, Avatar, Advent Children, Spirited Away, The Avengers, Titanic, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Office, 30 Rock, Colbert Report...etc.

Favorite Books/Series: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, City of Ashes, City of Glass, The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel, Clockwork Prince, get well soon, Vibes, The Hobbit, Les Miserables...etc.

Obsessions: Legend of Zelda, the internet, writing, Fanfitcion, chocolate, pandas, penguins, the color blue, furniture from FAB that I cannot afford, ナルト...

Pairings: what's life without cute couples to fawn over?

-Link & Zelda (my first and foremost. the princess and the hero *swoons*)

-Cloud and Tifa (i'm a sucker for childhood affection turned serious love)

-Howl & Sophie (with a side of wicked witch)

-Sasuke & Sakura (so painful, but so good...and pretty.)

-Yuna and Tidus (because the ending made me bawl)

-Jace & Isabelle (because they aren't related and they both kill demons. hawt.)

-Chihiro & Haku (why-oh-why must they be separated by the spirit world?)

-Percy and Reyna (i feel something there...i feel it and i have to...write stories, dangit!)

My "Meh."'s: (Things that don't necessarily make me upset, but not fall completely head-over-heels in love. Yet.)

1: The City of Fallen Angels--Don't get me wrong. I love Cassandra Clare and this series. But it's becoming a little too Jace-will-always-love-Clary-and-their-love-will-prevail-even-the-strongest-of-demon-brothers-because-they're-just-SO-MEANT-FOR-EACH-OTHER. I can't stomach too much. Clary and Jace are cute, when they're not being a little overkill on the 'together our love will CRUSH anything in our way' routine. Seriously, guys, I get it. -_-...

Favorite person in the World as of now: うちは サスケ--I have my fingers crossed that Sasuke-kun turns into a good guy again. I love him too much...:( (sasusaku!)

Quotes:

"They gave me something. My mouth tastes like purple." -Jack (30 Rock)

"Send it to the frickin' moon, idiot." -Dwight--on the ambulance after getting appendicitis (The Office)

"Happy Valentine's Day to you all. I hope you're spending it with the people you love. And if they're attractive...call me, yeah? Hook a brother up." -communitychannel (YouTube)

"Life is short. 'Drive fast, leave a sexy corpse'. That's my motto." -Stanley (The Office)

"I was laughing at you because declarations of unrequited love amuse me."-Jace (The City of Bones)

"It's only appropriate when it's ugly people." -Liz (30 Rock)

"You are evil...like a hobbit." -Dwight (again)

"L'art pour l'art." (Art for art's sake) -Magnus (Clockwork Prince)

"Sarcasm is for the imaginatively bankrupt." -Clary (City of Bones)

"She said she'd never let go...SHE LET GO! -sobs-"- Craig Benzine on Rose from the Titanic (wheezywaiter)

"I'm your husband! You're supposed to support me no matter what's in my pants!"- Ray Romano (Everybody Loves Raymond)

"Fire a warning shot...into his face."- purpleeyeswtf's Captain Morgan ("None Piece" [abridged])

Who am I? Why am I here?

Answer:

Fanfiction is a great way for me to vent out much needed angst about my non-angsty life because I like to pretend that I'm a trouble protagonist in an award-winning soap where I have trust issues (even though, in real life, I'd probably lend my wallet to the first relatively nice person who greets me in the morning) because my childhood has been wrecked by either bad dudes who have come to do off with me because I'm the Chosen One or I'm secretly Harry Potter and You-Know-Who has risen from the dead.

But, alas, I am not a troubled protagonist, nor am I a Chosen One, or a wizard. I'm 100% Muggle (as far as I can tell) and my childhood has been relatively bad-guys-free. I wield no Triforce or Master Sword. I am not infused with Mako. I am not an Uchiha (as far as I know...MOM? MOM!?)

I'm also scared of toasters.

...That's why I don't have any.

So instead, I'll just write stories about people who are all those fantastic things listed above and hope you wonderful people enjoy them.

-HVM

Skyward Sword Progress: on my way to the goddess' last gift! Again, SO MUCH PROGRESS. :p

For the stories I've written...

(The ongoings-slash-what I can focus on for now)

Death to Pain [Percy Jackson & the Olympians]

Pairing: tentative!Reyna and awkward!Percy :3

What's happening: For all those who enjoy (or perhaps tolerate) this fic of mine...you really are very lucky. It's fun and easy to write (probably because plot progression isn't playing a big role as of yet) and I can dish out drabbles without having to be shot by a needle. Annabeth and Jason will be making their debuts, but I'm holding off on it because I want to make Percy and Reyna go through a heck of a lot more before they're all squished together in a love triangle. I'm also toying with the idea of making a separate oneshot for this couple...maybe? They're too cute to be left alone.

Fatal Attraction [Legend of Zelda]

Pairing: devious Link and indignant Zelda. my favorite two.

What's happening: Life and author's block and airsickness. It's almost as if destiny is preventing me from posting. But I have the follow-up chapter on my computer (after I deleted it ten times and re-wrote it) and I really need to get the plot nice and tidy and existent before anyone still reading it is Severely Pissed. :P I'm thinking of discontinuiting, but that's my inner-born 'give up already' self talking, I think. Sorry.

The Eve of Twilight [Howl's Moving Castle]

Pairing: Howl and Sophie (with a little Witch in the mix of course)

What's happening: Me being lazy and starting school after being horribly sick for a week and unable to catch up to any subjects. Sad. New chapter before the month ends or I'm force-feeding myself nothing but the foods I hate for a month. Promise. Also--the Witch gets territorial and much swooning over Howl ensues.

Masks of Vanity [Legend of Zelda]

What's happening: I'm thinking or revising and re-editing or perhaps re-writing. Not sure if I should dish out more chapters or just do a HIATUS for now. I'm still not sure if anyone's reading, so... Maybe I'll get a non-threatening e-mail. Fingers crossed. I might just post one more for the heck of it, maybe. Too uncertain. :(