Hello there...

If you guys are reading my stories... *Craig voice* that would make me SOOOOOOOO happy! ;)

Favorite Shows:DURARARA, DEATH NOTE, Black Butler (CAN’T FIND ENGLISH VERSION T.T), Junjo Romantica, Once Upon A Time, Alias, Baka and Test, Invader Zim, The Big Bang Theory,MAD, Funniest Home Video, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman (Anything BATMAN Xd except the brave and the bold >.

Some of My Favorite Music: If I Had You, Cross My Heart, Perfect Scene, Misery Business, Grow A Pear, Trouble, I Can Do Anything, Stronger, I Am The Best, Nobody, Hate You, I Hate Everything About You, Monster, Out Of Control, For Your Entertainment, SOS, Goodbye, Harold’s Song, Princess Ke$ha, Boys, Last Friday Night, Moves Like Jagger, Marry You, The One That Got Away, Irresistible, Dirty Little Secret, I Speak No Americano, You Make Me Feel Good!

Theme Song: Here We Go Again

Favorite Pictures:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/shizaya/Kanra-Hei/Yaoi/shizuoizaya19.jpg?o=133&sortby=sevendaysview

http://media.photobucket.com/image/shizaya/KAHTHR-Chan/Durarara/363260.jpg?o=92

http://media.photobucket.com/image/melloxnear/shounenaiantidrug/1168287073700.jpg?o=22

http://media.photobucket.com/image/melloxnear/shounenaiantidrug/NearXMello26.jpg?o=35

There are others and I'll try posting them later xD

Quotes: "Namie: You guys are jealllooouuusssss! Erika & Izaya: Of what?! Namie: Of my sluttiness Erika: That's not really something you should be proud of >.Izaya: I invented sluttiness xDD Erika:... Okay that's something to be proud of xD" My friends and I

"God is green!" Me

"It's scary how much people trust me sometimes!" Izaya Orihara

"Dammitdammitdammit!! ... Would you marry me?...IZAYA!" Crispin Freeman voice of Shizuo

"IZZZZZAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Shizuo

"I'll give you a strawberry if you keep it a secret!" L

"Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

"Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened." -Winston Churchhill

"CAKE OR DEATH!" - Eddie Izzard

"LITTLE RED COOK BOOK! LITTLE RED COOK BOOK!" - Eddie Izzard

"God attack the queen! send big dogs after her that bite her bum!" -Eddie Izzard

"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death." -Eddie Izzard

"What shall we call our son so he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school? We shall call him Englebert Humperdink! Yes, that'll work." - Eddie Izzard

"Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. Hitler killed people next door. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won’t stand for that, will we?" - Eddie Izzard

"And Henry VIII, a big hairy king, went up to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope! I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm gonna divorce her. Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. My story gets better. Second wife, I'm gonna kill her! Cut her head off. Ah, not expecting that, are we? Third wife gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a rotissamat. Seventh wife, made out of jam..." and the Pope is saying, "You crazy bugger! You can't do all this, what are you a Mormon? It's illegal. What have you been reading? The gospel according to St. Bastard?"-Eddie Izzard

"We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a flag, this is our country you bastard!"- Eddie Izzard

"The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, uh, people do." But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that." - Eddie Izzard

"Of course, I couldn't tell the kids at school I was a transvestite. They's kill me with sticks. "Why are we killing him with sticks?" "I don't know... he said a word we didn't understand... and he won at Scrabble with it..."- Eddie Izzard

"The Heimlich maneuver, developed by doctor Heimlich, who woke up one night obviously - a fist, a hand, hoocha, hoocha, hoocha... lobster. Yes," - Eddie Izzard

"We play bad guys in Hollywood movies. Take, for example, "The Empire Strikes Back" from the Star Wars trilogy. The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going, "Oh... I... oh..." "What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?" "It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here." "My God, man! Do they want tea?" "No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag." "Damn, that's dash cunning of them." - Eddie Izzard

"Well, then I will set up a new religion in this country. I will set up the... the religion... the Psychotic Bastard Religion!" And an advisor said, "Why not call it Church of England, sir?" "Church of England, that's much better! Even though I am Scottish myself." - Eddie Izzard

"Talking about Hitler] What a bastard. And he was a vegetarian and a painter, so he must have been going
Eddie: [mimics painting with frustration] "I can't get the fuckin' trees! Damn, I will kill everyone in the world!" - Eddie Izzard

(SORRY THERE WAS SO MUCH EDDIE! I JUST LOVE HIM xD))

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”- Marilyn Monroe

Just A Little Trip: I am still trying to come up with idea's but I don't have inspiration for writing another chapter for the moment. But when I do I will update promise.

So that was my message on that. Now I will be starting a new story soon and I'm hoping you will enjoy it.

It's a Durarara fic. It's kinda weird and hard to explain so I'll try a summary. Shizuo and Izaya get into a fight in Shinra's office and knocks over an experiment. This is were I introduce new characters.

xDD)