kieraa
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since: 10-28-10, id: 2592990, Profile Updated: 11-14-12
country: Australia
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

Without me,

It's just Aweso

I like to think I can catch wind and put it in my pocket- but that's just who I am! :)


I love:

-To sing... preferably off key to annoy people

-To dance... 'Cause I can

-To joke... What's life without laughter?

-To write poems, I can rhyme, time, lime, d-drime?... see :P

-To play sport -No, To dominate in sport!

-To exercise... does running like an idiot count? I think it does.

-To plank, err... do I need to explain that one?? :o

-To smile, because you never know who's looking :)

-To laugh because my lungs need a work out too!

-To skip because it gets me places

-To dream, everyone needs something corny in their profile :P

-To make friends. Who doesn't?

-To ruin moments. You will understand if you have ever met me.

-To try and play an instrument, what can I say, ears bleeding is a sight to see :)

-To think because my brain is exceptionally large for a person my age. I wish that was true... and back to dreaming again :P

-To be creative, 'cause 'maths' isn't one of my many qualities

-To be original. Since we are all unique in our own way, why copy others?

-To have shit-loads of fun. 'Cause you live once ;)

-To be me. Because I said so

xxx


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be prude
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I go to an EXPENSIVE SCHOOL so everyone there must be STUCK UP ASSHOLES
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and ride to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Labels are just labels. They're not who you are.


My Characters

SophieWalker
(Karma's a Bitch)

MiaUley
(My life in a straightjacket)

NickySummers
(POSSESSIVE)

Kay&Kiki
(Find Me!)

Sam
(Capture)

Cassie
(Behind the Imprint)


'Everyone always feels protective over those who don't fight, and feel they must fight for them. Why does no one realise that if we were all like those we feel protective over, there'd be no need for violence?'
-JIM JAM

Spoken like a deep, deep ocean :)


DISCLAIMER:

I do not own anything you recognise, Twilight or Maximum Ride. I am not Stephanie Meyer nor James Patterson.


1. Drinking for Confidence » reviews
A dreary night turns into something a little more unexpected when Fang winds up drinking. Maybe a little more than he should. Let's just say that alcohol and Fang don't mix.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-2-12 - Published: 1-9-12 - Fang & Max
2. Life's a Bitch reviews
Unfortunately, the 'Karma's a Bitch' series have been mysteriously deleted. This is a continue on from chapter 11 of Life's a Bitch. Sorry for any inconveniences! xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-12-12 - Seth & Paul
3. Surprises of Life reviews
Cliche? I think so. Plenty of FAX. Two years after MR: MAX and Max feels on top of the world... until she finds herself buying pregnancy tests. An over-used story of how Max tries to deal whilst trying to keep her cool Rating may change to M
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-12 - Max & Fang
4. The Sky Is The Limit reviews
ONE-SHOT. Fang doesn't realize how much Max is affected by him. Even if he becomes seriously injured...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-12 - Fang & Max - Complete
5. Awkward! reviews
A cliche one-shot about Nudge discovering a certain site that you're on right now. That's right: The flock find FanFiction! :0
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-12 - Max - Complete
6. Refusing to Cry reviews
Stuck in a room with a person Max thinks she never wants to see again, may just be the person she can't stop thinking about. The same person that can help her- even though she doesn't realise she needs to be saved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-12 - Max & Fang
7. Flock You! » reviews
A rival flock was created years ago- And now they've finally come out of hiding. Stronger and better then ever they are here to destroy the flock... and the entire human race.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-25-11 - Published: 7-11-11 - Max & Iggy
8. Capture » reviews
After being kidnapped by strange birdkids, I realised I needed to sort through my jumbled up brain and answer a few questions that would sound reasonable at a time like this. 1: Why do they have strange names? And 2: How the hell do I get back home!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 7-7-11 - Iggy
9. My life in a straightjacket » reviews
"I'm telling you, I can turn into a giant wolf!" I screamed at Dr Monroe. He rolled his eyes, "Mia Uley, get back into your room!" He said gesturing to the padded room. The story about the crazy life of the missing pack-member. PRE NEW MOON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 12-20-11 - Published: 5-15-11 - Sam
10. Vengeance reviews
Jim-Jams! Happy late-Birthday! After Aro's reign and declaration of the murder of the many wolf packs- he didn't realise the trouble he's caused when one lone wolf survived. He's ruthless and out for blood. Vampire blood. And he's heading to Forks...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-11 - Edward & Jacob
11. Find Me! » reviews
They're created to be heroes, they're made to save the world from evil. "EW! Kay- you're gross!," "If you mean grossly amazing, then yes Kiki, I am indeed gross." Ok... maybe not all of us are cut out to be heroes, but we can still try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,636 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 5-4-11 - Embry & Seth
12. ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE » reviews
The story about another wolf pack that live the exact same lives as our favourite wolves except the outcomes are different. The other pack is now under the command of the Volturi as their own personal guard dogs. Can a certain Cullen save their lives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-30-11 - Published: 5-7-11 - Quil Jr. & Paul
13. Behind the Imprint » reviews
Every imprint is different. The whole concept of the connection changes a person's qualities- to make them a stronger wolf, a better person. What if imprinting worked both ways? Meet Cassie: who needs a serious personality check- can the imprint save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-4-11 - Published: 8-6-11 - Embry
14. Max who? reviews
One-shot. Waking up in a unfamiliar room is one thing but waking up in a room with a bunch of strangers is a whole lot of cabbage.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-28-11 - Max & Fang - Complete
15. POSSESSIVE » reviews
What Paul wants, Paul gets. So when he imprints on new girl, Nicki Summers, he commits himself to making her his. So why is she resisting the imprint, and what exactly is so special about her anyways? STARTS AFTER NEWMOON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 7-29-11 - Published: 4-1-11 - Paul - Complete