Paradox Of Life
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since: 10-30-10, id: 2595225, Profile Updated: 12-04-11
country: New Zealand
Author has written 7 stories for Howl's Moving Castle, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Harry Potter.

The Fanfiction's Author's Think Tank has now been created on Facebook. Feel free to join and pool any and every idea there. You'll meet great people there! (once we get more people >.>) THE THINK TANK! (Click here)

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IF YOU WANT A CERTAIN FANFIC UPDATED, MESSAGE ME WITH THE TITLE!!! Otherwise it'll be updated when I get around to it, but if people actually generate interest in a fanfic it'll make me update it sooner than the others.

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I have done several art requests for fanfics that grab my attention. One of them is Newton's Third Law by Barrel Of Monkeys (READ IT!!), in which I drew her character Kei with Kakashi in several pictures. I will occasionally do comissions for other authors that want their character's drawn, but each picture is $2, postage for up to 15 pictures is $4.50. Max is 15 pictures, the last 5 pictures will be free so the max you would pay for 15 pictures of your character/s would be NZD$24.50.

I also do various shippings, no smut/lemon scenes, and postage is global, so it's the same price for no matter where you are (except if you're in NZ or Australia - then I only charge $3 :D )


I am now affiliated (if that's how you spell it) with FanficGypsy. She's a friend of mine who's my co-author for her stories 'Rooftops' and 'How To Train Your Own Fire-Breathing Dragon' (more to come). She also jumps from manga to manga (or anime to anime), hence her name. Gypsies are always on the move ^^ She's also a lazy cow who needs to get her A into G and keep updating!! *shakes chocolate fish*

13/7/2011: She's also on break, so expect no updates from her for a while.


NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS

normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.
normal people: Solve their problems by suing each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.
normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.
normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

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╚══╩═══╩══╩YUGIOH!!
© ORIGINAL YUGIOH
(meaning not GX or 5Ds!)
((Crappy little spin-off shows!!))


Now for some Pointless Quizzes!! ((Come on, who doesn't love a Pointless Quiz?)) You can skip this if you wish.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favourite character(s)? Kakashi-sensei and Naru-kun. Oh, and Neji. Well, his hair anyway.

2) What is your favourite pairing(s)? Heirshipping:Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto x OC
Windshipping: Shikamaru x Temari
Gaara x OC

Itachi x OC
Kakashi x OC

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? *smirk*

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Plan to!

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise: Had a kunai, lost it. Wallpapers, signature from a Kakashi cosplayer (does that count?), Konoha headband, working on a Sakura *wince* cosplay outfit, erm...fanart?

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Oh, I WISH. I'd totally go with Kakashi (if Shock didn't kill me first for doing so then steal him away from my corpse) if that happened, I'd go with Naruto ^^ Dude, poor Konoha wouldn't know what hit it... *evil laugh*

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? I like Hinata, so either way is fine with me.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? DIE SAKURA!! *stabbity stab* So obviously, SasuNaru.

9) Which team is your favourite? Team 7. DUH.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi = Obito) *wince* Poor Obito if he was. Nah, I know who Tobi really is, the twisted guy.

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Dude, that's canon. Proven fact, if the hair didn't give it away.

12) Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi. Duh. Itachi rocks.

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? SASUKE!! *glomp*

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Wishing...

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? I wish...stupid slow internet!

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Oh, do I HAVE to answer that? Kinda obvious, right? The Kyuubi most smoke crack during his free time or something.

17) Sub or dub? I prefer sub, cause then the Japanese is authentic, yet I know what they're saying! But I like dub too ^^

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? *twitches and reaches for something sharp to throw at Sakura-supporters* I'm sorry, but the way she treated Naru after Sasuke left? Totally killed any (tiny) amount of respect I may have had for her at some point.

19) Tobi = Annoying or Funny? Totally hilarious, he's great. Twisted and his mask looks like a snail, but great ^^

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?Yep!

21) Gai = Sexy Beast or Ugly Nerd? *Shudder*

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, Neji or Sasuke. TRUST me on the last two. *evil grin*

23) Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? There's a difference?

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Gah! None! I can tolerate a bit of OOC, but not a lot!

25) Do you like Naruto fanfictions? Yerp!

26) Do you write Naruto fanfictions? Check my stories below.

27) Do you like lemons? Haha, yeah, i'll admit it, I'm a lemon/cirtus fan Who isn't?

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? *snicker* if they did, I'd be banned from the net for life. One word: Christian.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Haha, yes. It's what got me into Naruto, actually. Along with Ninjakittee *shakes fish*

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? The what?

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?BWAHAHAHA. All I can say is: You're next.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? I'm not at school, so nyeh.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Repeat above.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Constantly.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Dude, I was broke to start with.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh, hell to the yes!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Pfft, dude. Hell to the NO.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? *raises eyebrow* If you read ANY of my profile, you'd see it's like a part-time job for me.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Haha, I saw the word 'still'. Yeah, he is.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Of course. Honestly, who author doesn't?

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ... DUH.


1. The Do's And Don'ts Of Living With The Cast Of YGO » reviews
Feel free to suggest something! Various and funny rules about living with the guys and girls. Pink paint is not allowed when Atem is around. Do not sew Seto into a dog-suit and refuse to get him out of it. Adult manga is now banned in the house & more!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-7-12 - Published: 4-12-11
2. Twists Of Fate :The Philosophers Stone:Book1: » reviews
Up For Adoption. Gomenasai, everyone...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-19-12 - Published: 1-9-11 - Harry P. & Yūgi M.
3. Twists Of Fate: The Official SideFic » reviews
Well, it better be since I wrote them both. Notebook filled with review replies, extra previously unknown notes, little comments, and side fics. Sneak peeks included. Also includes Runic info for Fox Fire Rising. Ft. chibi!Harry and powerful!Pegasus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-12
4. War of Shadows and Lights reviews
2097. Following the genocide of his parents, grandfather, best friends and the Shadows, a crippled Yuugi is left with a puzzle and a job. Find the Shadows, stop the war. How hard can it be to find a dead race that only has one and a half survivors? Puzzleshipping. ON HIATUS - INDEFINITE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-11 - Yūgi M. & Yami Yūgi
5. Madness reviews
One-Shot. Insanity ensues with the cops, a random ninja swarm and Egyptian soup...what did I the author do to deserve this chao-BAKURA, PUT ME DOOOOWN! Mild language and themes
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-11 - Complete
6. Raining Mystery And Magic reviews
HC&AU. Howl is a normal human soldier, who is saved from a group of women by a mysterious girl. She uses magic, a forbidden practice in their world. But when he's placed under a curse, it may be that she is his only hope...if he could only find her again. ON HIATUS - INDEFINITE
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-14-11 - Published: 12-19-10 - Howl & Sophie H.
7. How Bakura Stole Christmas reviews
Every duelist in Domino City liked Christmas a lot...but Bakura, hearing Marik's caroling, did not! He hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season! Now please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason...Rated for language and use of acholol
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-11 - R. Bakura - Complete