I am Arpy and the Keeper of Almost As Many Names as Aragorn. You can call me...RRP or Arpy or Rivie or Sam or Auden. I will reply to any of them. Yeah. Anywho...

I love God! He rocks!

I dabble in tP now, and do a bit of LOTR; working on "Child Play" and cooking up new ideas. I'm working on some Sue Thomas stuff, too, but FFN does not yet have a Sue Thomas section ( http://suescrew.zerolimit.net/fanfics ).

Poke me on AIM sometime, I love to hear from fans- *coughcough* I mean, friends. Yeah. People. I love to hear from people.

The Pretender Fave Characters: Sam and Lyle. Sam, you might ask? Who is Sam? Tall, dark haired, Sweeper, follows Miss P around...yeah, him. I like him, a lot.

LOTR Fave Characters: Elrond, Glorfindel, Elladan, Elrohir, Faramir. Although, after a rather intense discussion with Em a few days back, I've been informed that I'm allowed to have Elrond, Glorfindel, and Elrohir, while we timeshare Faramir, and she gets Legolas, Elladan, and Haldir...

That could be considered slightly disturbing. Mhmm. Indeed.

I am in no way a Pop-Up. There is a reason for my saying that. Perhaps I'll write a fic about it some day, but until then, read the following and smile or laugh or something:

(The following is an actual conversation and is in no way intended to mock the American Government.)

[sn]: Stupid pop-ups!
[me]: I imagine pop-ups must be something like fangirls...
[sn]: How so?
[me]: Well, you don't really mind them much at all until they're all over the place and you can't get rid of them. Then they're annoying.
[sn]: I suppose you're right...lol
[me]: I'm Faramir's Pop-Up!

Anywho. Writing to do. 

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1. ME TODAY MiddleEarth's Trusted News reviews

121004 - Columnist Haldir dismisses rumors of elf slavery in North Pole.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-10-04

2. Property of the British Navy » reviews

In 1943, a set of journals were found in the attic of a house in Jamaica. Each entry was signed "C. James L. Norrington". Now available for public study, thanks to continued funding by Oxford University (England), and the Smithsonian Museums (USA). FINISH

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,807 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 11-13-04 - Published: 9-9-04

3. You Were Strong reviews

First Person POV-- Ambrose. There are some people in life that you just can't let go. They're forever immortalized as heroes, and you'd give anything to have them back. In the dead of night, what would you say to them and wish they could hear?

Monk - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-24-04 - Published: 8-24-04

4. Nothing reviews

Set three years after Trudy's death. A short ficlet in which Monk tries to deal with her death. Please RR!

Monk - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-23-04 - Published: 8-23-04

5. Walk reviews

All it took was a walk home. Five blocks out of the way, but at least Randy didn't touch all the poles they passed. RR!

Monk - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-04

6. Thief reviews

What if not everyone in the House of Elrond loved the human Estel? No slash. Set during Aragorn and Arwen's wedding, from Elrohir's POV. Does not contain child abuse. RR.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-18-04 - Published: 7-18-04

7. Of Cold Lotion and Cruel Rivers reviews

A simple trip to the river is more trouble than anticipated. Elrond, Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir fluff. For Suzanne.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-9-04 - Published: 7-9-04

8. Goodbye, Goodnight reviews

Sequel to "Broken Times". A funeral on a sunny day, to say farewell for one last time.

Pretender - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-25-04 - Published: 6-25-04

9. Brilliant Brush reviews

Every scar has a story- some more defined than others. Jack ran into the East India Trading Company, but there is always more than just what the surface tells. Rating for singular act of implied graphic violence. RR.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-13-04 - Published: 6-13-04

10. Broken Times reviews

Uh. SamParker Friendship. And sadness. Read if you dare. I love to eat reviews! One-shot.

Complete - Pretender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-19-04 - Published: 5-19-04

11. The Rain Came Down reviews

Extremely Dark. Songfic. It hurts to lose something you don't understand-- Norrington, with a bit of everyone else. PG-13Oneshot. RR.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-19-04 - Published: 5-19-04

12. Necessity reviews

A bit of a something in someone's life one day. First person POV.

Pretender - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-6-04 - Published: 4-6-04

13. Cold reviews

When a chill wind blows, and memories come...

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-13-04 - Published: 3-13-04

14. Green Peas and Sam » reviews

Sam babysits young Master Parker! What will result? R/R! FIN!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-21-03 - Published: 5-20-03

15. Sam: More than Muscle reviews

Everyone's favorite Sweeper has a life himself-- and he's not just brawn. Sweepers come with brains. R/R!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-20-03 - Published: 5-20-03

16. The Lives We Hide reviews

The secret lives of some Pretender characters. Not entirely humor, some serious stuff too. Enjoy! R/R!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-20-03 - Published: 5-20-03

17. If You Give A Pretender A Twinkie reviews

If You Give a Pretender a Twinkie-- A Parody. Response to the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" Challenge.

Pretender - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-03

18. For Whom the Bell Tolls » reviews

More chapters uploaded, Finished! R/R! PLEASE!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 2-3-03

19. Not Today, Zurg reviews

What happens when one grows a backbone. Broots POV. Please read and review!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-03

20. Dolphins and Bats » reviews

Crossover. Pretender/Batman. Minimal knowledge of Batman needed. Just basic stuff. R/R!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-19-03 - Published: 2-19-03

21. TEIHSVPDOSAKATFE » reviews

Translation of title: The Extremely Informative, Highly Secret, Very Personal Diary of Sauron, AKA The Flaming Eyeball

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-11-03 - Published: 2-11-03

22. Portrait of a Killer » reviews

Sometimes a killer is no more than a child- and sometimes a child looks like a man. We're all just painting portraits of our lives as we live them. NEW CHAPTERS UP! Chapters Nine and Ten! FINISHED!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-3-03 - Published: 12-7-02

23. The Secret Unwritten Diary of Mr Thumbs » reviews

Chapter Two Posted. A Lyle POV fic. Gets sorta serious here. One or two swear words. Please R/R! Note: Thumb mistake fixed- it's now his left hand missing the thumb. Sorry 'bout that in the first post! Repost of One, as well!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-31-03 - Published: 1-7-03

24. The Me Series » reviews

NEW CHAPTERS! NEW CHAPTERS! NEW CHAPTERS! *runs in circles, screaming like she's won the lottery* R/R!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,113 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-29-03 - Published: 9-19-02

25. Simple Sex Games reviews

It's not what you think it is. I promise. It really is rated PG. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS PARKER!!!

Pretender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-3-03 - Published: 1-3-03

26. The 03 Files reviews

Mulder dies. Proceed with caution. Well, not ----*zap* That'd be telling...

X-Files - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-7-02 - Published: 10-7-02

27. Nightmares » reviews

Too short for a summary. Just read and review! NOT SLASH!

Batman - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-29-02 - Published: 9-27-02

28. The Land I Call My Home » reviews

Legolas is sucked into our world. But this one isn't exactly like all the others...NON-SLASH! (heck, it may even be Anti-Slash) First LOtR fic...please read (if you dare! dumdumdum!)

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-29-02 - Published: 8-29-02