Name: Jaky or Jak

Age: 15!!! (My b-day is Dec 22)

Gender: I'm a girl

Race: Hispanic

R.I.P old school nickelodeon

You want to see my Tumblr account? Why didn't you ask? http://barelywakingup.tumblr.com/

September/10/2012- Yes, I am not dead! And I know that I failed to keep some promises to put up a few stories (forgive me God for I have sinned) but I was in a WAY TO LONG WRITERS BLOCK!!! But, I shall get out of my accursed writers block by finally writing a Gravity Falls story! And once again, anybody has the right to shoot me in the face, I will hold nothing against you...

If I send a review with my name at the end like this, -crAzY jAkY, then that means that I really like your story or chapter! (Extra like if I put I smiley face =D)

WARNING!: My profile mostly contains Copy And Paste stuff...OF DOOM! XD

Lord Voldemort:The one who died for power (The Elder Wand)

Severus Snape:The one who died for love (The Ressurection Stone)

Harry Potter:The one who greeted death like an old friend (The Invisibility Cloak)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching T.V, listening to T.V, more stuff that will cause terrible nightmares to those who don't know me.

What I like in fanfiction:Invader Zim,Kung Fu Panda, Johnen Vasquez bleach, fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, TRANSFORMERS, more stuff.

Favorite qoute!: "I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now.. but I can't help but look forward to where it's going."-Johnny C.

WARNING: Your about to enter Copy and Paste stuff...of DOOM...you have been warned!

DRAGON PRIDE METER:

100
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon (And Toothless!) Lover
Stick This On Your Page

If you truly believe, there is a Transformer somewhere for you copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95% of american teen girls would cry if they saw the twilight cast about to jump a skyscraper, 4% of them would yell JUMP! copy and paste this on your profile if you are the 1% that would push them off.

Boys don't fall for me, I trip them.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which you are!

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you throw hard enough.

I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

In life, you question your existence. You wonder why you were put on earth for and if your life is really important. You may deal will battles that may end it, if someone else ends it or you decide to end it. But, if you survive the battles in your mind, you are a warrior. You may go down the dark path often times but if you can get past the darkness and see the light of things, then your a warrior. You have a good heart... A heart made of light. -crAzY jAkY