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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto. Naruto story. Yu Yu Hakusho spin-off. Sasuke represents Hiei, the red-eyed fire demon. Naruto represents Yusuke, the near omnipotent, yet oblivious human. (...though it would make more sense if he represented Hiei's chum, Kurama, the spirit fox. Hmm.) Hinata is a goddess of the ice world. Hexed as an infant, all those who love her consequently die. Sasuke and Naruto (and Sakura?) are on mission to escort Hinata back to Koorime. Both are generally suspicious of her. Sasuke is wary of her listening, her telepathy, a level formidable to his. Quickly sensing Naruto's attraction to her, Hinata curses him to deeply hate her. He's a bit of insurance, in case the others fail her. Later, sensing Sasuke's curiosity, Hinata hexes him to lust after her, if only to prevent his curiosity from growing to anything else (like with Kiba...??lolwhut?). They begin to sneak around at night, having meaningless sex when everyone else is sleeping. I s'pose they have a cold, dark, relationship, where they constantly fight and challenge each other, but unhesitatingly take each others bodies. It will, of course, evolve. Aaand...I don't remember what happens next. The ending I'd planned was kick-ass though. -sweatdrop- I devised this plot when I was fifteen or so, and left the notes at my mum's house. O.o (nowayI'mgoingthereloljustshootme) So whaddaya think? The plot is volatile I s'pose, especially concerning Hinata's powers, her boundaries, and lack thereof. Is it worth sneaking my ass to Long Island, breaking into my mum's house, and stealing my notes back? Hmmm. ...nay. | |||||||||||
1. Boys and Girls » reviewsThe Konoha twelve and sand siblings are locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete. SasuSaku, NaruHina, and...lots more. Crack fic.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 10-23-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.2. The Reluctant Host » reviewsHe was a coward, and didn't want to face The Bulge. He would have much preferred to curl up in a hole and die. Torture-Sasuke story. NaruSasu/Mpreg.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,490 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 10-26-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.3. Maple Tree reviewsA small, delicate hand reached toward another’s face, intending to trace a small cut across his cheek. The hand was promptly slapped away. SasuHina.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-28-09 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete4. A Light in Darkness » reviewsIn the bureau Sasuke found a few more big tan jackets - which made him twitch - multiple orange panties - which made him twitch even more for some reason - and a few other...girl...things. SasuHina.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,408 - Reviews: 406 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 10-3-09 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete5. Negative One reviewsNaruto’s deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-8-09 - Minato N. & Mikoto U. - Complete6. Neji's Prom » reviewsNeji ended up vomiting orange nastiness all over Naruto’s nice blue tux. NejiTenten, SasuSaku, NaruHina. Torture-Neji fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 10-29-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete7. CPR reviewsHe eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-29-09 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete8. This Fall reviewsHe’d let her bother him, just that once. ShikaHina.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-28-09 - Hinata H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete9. Feminine Problems » reviewsAt the age of fourteen, Sasuke goes through puberty, and consequently discovers that he's a girl. NejiFemSasu, NaruFemSasu. Sexual harassment, racy idioms, and general insensitivity. Torture-Sasuke fic. Er...boys will be boys?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 10-18-09 - Sasuke U.10. The Letter reviewsA re-write of Hizashi's letter to Neji. Crack.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-09 - Neji H. & Hizashi H. - Complete11. Amnesia reviewsThe Hyuuga’s eyes snapped open. Twenty-five? How could she be twenty-five? She was twelve. And married, he said? MARRIED? To who? Gaara/Hinata.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-25-09 - Hinata H. & Gaara - Complete12. Naruto Learns to Drive reviewsOh the horror!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-24-09 - Naruto U. - Complete13. The Dream Machine » reviewsWhat if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 10-15-09 - Complete14. Boxers or Briefs reviewsSakura and Ino must find out whether Sasuke wears boxers or briefs! When they decide to spy on him, they soon realize that...HE'S COMPLETELY MENTAL! Oh dear.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-19-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete15. Bathhouse reviewsSasuke. Hinata. Bathhouse. Sexual harassment of all shapes and sizes. And possibly...a castration? Oh dear.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-16-09 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete16. His New Friend reviewsOn Monday they were talking, Tuesday they smiled at each other, and on Wednesday Neji tried to-! Well, they were just really good friends. NejiSasu.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-14-09 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete
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