FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Smileyfax |
Author has written 54 stories for Perfect Dark, Daria, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Monk, Star Wars, iCarly, Harry Potter, and James Bond. Hey, so I finally got around to changing my penname on here to something relevant, instead of a faded relic of a long-ago dead era time that time itself forgot in a locked bathroom stall bearing a sign that reads "Beware the leopard". A few of my tales have pr0n versions on AFF.net, under the shorter penname 'Smiley'. If you have trouble finding them, drop me a line. Regarding my pending stories, they can be put into three categories: Unfinishable, Probably Finishable, and Definitely Finishable. I'm no longer sure I'll ever finish Extracirricular Activities, Fashion Zombies, The Lawndale Manifesto, Manse Griffin, Duck and Cover, or Daylight: Trek -- at least, in the forms they currently exist. I feel that Extracirricular Activities, the Lawndale Manifesto, and Fashion Zombies would need extensive rewrites/re-imaginings before I would be content to work on them again. Whatever I wanted to accomplish with Manse Griffin I accomplished better with Schismatic. Duck and Cover is (in my opinion) too much of a mess to ever be finished...maybe...hmm. And what I have in mind for Trek just seems like irredeemable crap -- I think perhaps because the Daylight setting and I might be incompatible. (It's a radical setting, don't get me wrong, but I think it might be too bleak for me). Daria vs. Abraham Lincoln, Survivor Diet, and Two Girls One Financial Institution will probably be finished someday, but damned if I can figure out how. Some of them just had the openings I envisioned along with maybe an interesting scene or two down the road, but nothing really coherent in terms of plot arcs; some of them are just cold starts which I have no idea from where to go. I do like them all, though, and would like to work on/finish them someday. Camp Pu, The Young Switcheroo, and Liquid Diet will almost certainly get finished by me sooner or later. I have a lot of Camp Pu plotted out in my head, and I'd like to write it, but I don't have the exact feel for it at the moment -- much the same for The Young Switcheroo, except I don't have so much of it plotted. Liquid Diet was just updated three times in the past few days, so unless I hit a giant speedbump or something, I anticipate finishing it within the month. I also still ponder what Daria fics I could write in the future. I mentioned before two crossovers -- Daria/Heroes and Daria/24. Daria/Heroes would pretty much be a retelling of the first season of Heroes, with a few twists and turns here and there. Daria/24 would attempt to fit within 24 canon, and would take place between the first and second season, on the day of David Palmer's inauguration. (For all my 24 nerdery, I've never actually written a 24 fic. Shame on me.) It would also (SHOCK!) not have any Jack Bauer in it (since he was busy nurturing a hobo beard between seasons 1 and 2). I've also been toying with a mashup of Daria and Ferris Bueller's Day Off ever since the bygone age of 2002, not sure if that'll ever result in anything. There are also a few sequels to my finished fics I've considered doing. Mart of the Dead was left pretty open-ended, with Andrea and co. rushing off to save Daria and Jane. I wasn't particularly impressed with how I handled the fic, though, and I don't know how the sequel would proceed anyway, so chances are slim. I'd also like to write a proper sequel to Schismatic someday (in different continuity from Trek), and...hmm...hmm...HMM! I've also been considering writing a brief sequel to But Is He A Fruit Or A Vegetable, but I'm sure I'd be booed off the Internet since the only payoff would be an awful pun. I've also had this idea tickling my mind, of a middle-aged Daria working with biological weapons in a remote facility, mostly inspired by Ruth Leavitt in the original adaptation of the Andromeda Strain. An interesting setting, but without a plot I'm not sure I could even begin it. Oh well. Oh, almost forgot -- I've been pondering another Andrea-centric fic, a superhero fic, based off an alter ego I saw on the Fandom Blog Mk. 2. It'd be a delightful comedy and stuff, but I don't know how to start it off. | |||||||||||
1. The Highlander reviewsDaria, having stayed in Highland instead of going to Lawndale, is evicted from home and forced to take up new lodgings with two old friends...Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-092. Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass » reviewsJames and the Krew investigate a global conspiracy behind all terrorism and violence, and the key may lie in industrialist Wise Glass.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-09 - Published: 9-15-093. Spies Never Die: Bond vs Blonde » reviewsIn the first new chapter of a comedic espionage series, James Bond is tasked with preventing his successor from destroying MI-6 -- the man is just too good at what he does. How will Bond fight a man better than him in every way? Finished!James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 8-25-09 - Complete4. The Heir of Slytherin » reviewsTom Riddle's life is rendered complicated by the fact that Myrtle did not die. His discovery of why she did not die renders his life incredibly complicated.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 6-1-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Myrtle5. Downbelow reviewsJane has been missing for months, driving Daria to distraction -- but when a clue points Daria down below, she mounts an expedition to find her friend. Inspired by an idea from TAG .Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-09 - Daria M. & Jane L.6. Omega Omega » reviewsDaria discovers something rather unusual behind the door in the attic...Sequel to/inspired by fics by The Angst Guy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 3-7-097. The Glittery Chick reviewsDaria and Jane embark on a business venture of questionable legality.Daria - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-29-09 - Daria M. & Jane L.8. DAYLIGHT: Hell Freezes OverFire gives way to ice. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Published: 6-2-09 - Complete9. And Then Daria And Jane Kissed » reviewsA series of one-shots depicting Daria and Jane pairing up during each aired episode of Daria.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-30-0910. My Fair Zombie reviewsIn this one-shot, the cast of Daria re-enact My Fair Lady with zombies added to the mix . Also, I've never actually seen My Fair Lady, so don't expect much .Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete11. Truth or Dare reviewsDaria recalls the time she didn't play truth or dare at the Camp Grizzly reunion.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-0912. Camp Pu » reviewsDaria's stay at Camp Grizzly is disrupted by external forces.Daria - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 11-7-0813. Loose Fit reviewsDaria has a wardrobe malfunction at the most inopportune time.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-0914. Mr T Meets Daria reviewsDaria meets Mr. T!Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete15. Reunion reviewsTwo long-parted friends share a cup of tea, and one or two other tidbits of interest.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-13-0916. A Fistful of Metroids reviewsSamus is a bounty hunter, Ridley is a dragon...in the old west.Metroid - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-11-0917. The Quiet Ones » reviewsAn alternate ending to Speedtrapped shows the darker, manipulative side of Daria.Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete18. 1800DARIA reviewsDaria receives an unexpected call from her father. Hilarity ensues.Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-0919. Liquid Diet » reviewsSandi gets a lifestyle change. How will everybody's favorite fashionista survive without mirrors?Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 9-21-0820. The Young Switcheroo » reviewsWe've replaced Helen Morgendorffer's first daughter with Jane Lane. Let's see if she can tell the difference.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 7-16-0821. Snow Problem reviewsDaria and Jane get a visit from an old friend. Sequel to Night of the Living Furniture, lots of violence.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-08 - Complete22. A Little Problem » reviewsDaria wakes up and discovers she has a little problem.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete23. DAYLIGHT: Trek reviewsDaria and her pet Maori god are suddenly thrust into the collapse of mankind back into the stone age. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-0824. Schismatic » reviewsIn which Daria loses many things.Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 8-26-08 - Complete25. Two Girls, One Financial Institution reviewsDaria and Jodie face off in a battle of bank managers for fiscal dominance in Lawndale.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-0826. iDolatry reviewsSpencer's newest sculpture is show on iCarly, and it draws some unusual attention.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-25-0827. Mr Monk's Excrement AdventureThe highly anticipated sequel to the smash-hit Mr. Monk's Excellent Adventure! After Dale 'The Sentient Nuclear Device' Biederbeck takes control of San Francisco and Monk's life, Monk must find a way to save his friends and stop Dale's plans forever.Monk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Published: 8-24-0828. Mart of the Dead » reviewsThe surplus store where Andrea works becomes the last bastion of humanity in Lawndale.Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete29. Duck and Cover » reviewsDaria and Jane become trapped in a relic of the Cold War.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-22-0830. Manse Griffin reviewsA death in the family leaves Sandi in possession of an aging mansion in Louisiana.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-0831. Box to the Future » reviewsDaria decides -- mostly by accident -- to get a first-hand account of what her parents were arguing about in her youth.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete32. Survivor Diet reviewsAfter a freak snowstorm wipes out most of her class, Quinn struggles to continue living.Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-8-0833. The Lawndale Manifesto reviewsA different Daria meets a different Lane.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-0834. Daria vs Abraham Lincoln » reviewsIn a story that has absolutely nothing to do with the title, Daria attends Brittany's party alone and in doing so changes the course of human history forever. Well, the course of her own life, anyway .Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-4-0835. Mr Monk's Excellent Adventure » reviewsChanges in the lives of Monk and Natalie lead them to embark on a truly excellent adventure. Dedicated to my friend Froglars.Monk - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 11-24-07 - Complete36. Catharsis reviewsA JuhanixRevan ficlet.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete37. Someone Set Up Us The Bomb » reviewsIn a world where Daria never left Highland, she prepares to remind the world why it's not a good idea to scorn women.Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete38. Daria's Box reviewsA ficlet focusing on Daria, Tom, and double entendres.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete39. Horse Sense reviewsDaria is upset about conditions at Camp Grizzly. A most improbable source offers help.Daria - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-08 - Complete40. Fashion Zombies reviewsThe former Fashion Club take the daring stance of being unfashionable when the latest trend hits Lawndale. Warning: Violence.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-0841. Extracirricular Activities » reviewsDaria is pursuing some rather unorthodox extracirricular activities in Mr. DeMartino's history class. Now with less smut!Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 2-15-0842. Night of the Living Furniture reviewsTom acquires a new hobby, to Daria and Jane's chagrin. Inspired by a scene from Sappy Anniversary. Warning: Violence.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete43. Her Web of Sin reviewsTrent discovers a woman from his past waiting for him in his kitchen.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete44. But Is He a Fruit or a Vegetable? reviewsDaria meets Jane's new boyfriend, Tom.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete45. Mental in the Morning reviewsFiclet Daria takes drastic measures.Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete46. The Tracy Problem » reviewsTracy is filth. He's subhumanoid. And finally, in this fic, Tracy will be destroyed in every way a man can be destroyed. Also, the standard AshMisty JesseJames OakDelia rates apply. Cowritten with my good friend Doust19.Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-18-0747. Stinks Like Teen Spirit reviewsDaria neglects her personal hygiene due to a bet with Jane. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for some particularly disgusting nonsexual scenes.Daria - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete48. Separation reviewsRidley discovers that the road to revealing to Samus that he loves her is long and hard for the both of them. Violence, rapeMetroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 11-28-04 - Complete49. Telling Himself reviewsRidley takes care of a comatose Samus...so he can kill her? Implied pairing of Samus and Ridley.Metroid - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-16-0450. Vows reviewsAfter a long war, Ganondorf proposes its end to Zelda literally. RRated VersionLegend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-2-04 - Complete51. The Redemption of Trent Easton II Remastered » reviewsTrent Easton is now partnered with Joanna Dark in the Carrington Institute. However, they both stumble unto a plot more insiduous than the conspiracy to activate the Cetan megaweapon.Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-04 - Published: 9-28-0252. Forget Me Not reviewsRidley finally captures Samus -- who has suffered complete memory loss.Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-17-03 - Complete53. Love is Pain reviewsAn extremely twisted ficlet. Reader caution: Violent content ahead.Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-6-03 - Complete54. The Redemption of Trent Easton: Remastered Edition reviewsTrent Easton meets a Scandinavian who promises power, technology, and glory. Alternate take on PD. Newly rewritten version.Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-9-02 - Published: 8-29-02 - Complete
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