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since: 08-29-02, id: 260160, Profile Updated: 05-04-13
country: USA
Author has written 120 stories for Perfect Dark, Daria, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Monk, Star Wars, iCarly, Harry Potter, James Bond, Resident Evil, Mario, Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Beavis and Butt-Head.

5/4/2013: Here's an update on all my incomplete stories:

The Funbag Loophole: I've fallen out of practice at writing in the genre of 'idiot capers' so this one's been back-burnered for a while.

What's in a Name?: Officially, this is complete, but I had an amusing idea for maybe one or two more chapters. We'll see if/when i get around to writing them.

Bromwell or Bust: Another one-shot that I might expand with a few small vignettes -- I've one idea in mind for sure.

Daria and Link: I'm inexperienced at writing childhood romances (Rio Grizzly notwithstanding), so this one's back-burnered too.

How Jodie Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the Bomb: I've half the second (and last) chapter laying on my hard drive. It's pretty much a matter of being bored enough to go looking through my fic folder and being interested enough in finishing it.

Ghost Story: I think this needs an antagonist before I can proceed with writing it.

Blood: My Best Friend 3: Funnily enough, I'm finding it more difficult to write 'soul-crushing real-life based horror'. Go figure. :P

What is Fashion?: I have a complete chapter of this, but I haven't had a chance to run it by any of my usual peeps, and I don't want to post it since I'm not sure if some of the humor is actually funny, or bad-gross.

Daria's Stash: I have a few good ideas for this one, but I'm no longer sure if having a long-ish story about "Moustachioed women run amok" is all that interesting an idea.

Smile: I have some really evil, delicious ideas for this one, but it's difficult to really express some of them.

Humpty Dumpty: I'm really just lacking the motivation to write it, even though it's mostly plotted out in my head.

Camp Pu: I'm considering having one or two more chapters in this before calling it 'complete', while leaving room for a sequel.

Fashion Zombies: You know, I've grown less fond of zombies as of late. Maybe it was due to watching an episode of Doomsday Bunkers in which a fellow described non-preppers as 'zombies', and then later went to a shooting range where the targets were all zombies. (I would honestly be terrified living in the same neighborhood as that lunatic).

In the Trunk: I really need to finish this one one of these days.

School Spirit: Valentine's Day Massacre: This is one of my more ambitious projects, since after I finish up the story there'll be several sequels related to the other themed high schools in the county (the cowboy one, the Rome one, the Nazi one, etc). If I can figure out a good way to bring this one to a close, I might be able to get to work on the others.

Riser: I only have vague ideas on where to take this one. I may end up giving it up for adoption? Who knows.

Fan Clubbed: Another 'vague ideas only' one. Perhaps it should have been a one-shot. (And it was really just a remake of a very similar story I did, except with Twilight instead of Harry Potter).

Daria Unscripted: I'm really, really unsatisfied with this one as it stands. I need to seriously rewrite it someday.

Bump in the Night: I only have a few strong ideas for this one, and nothing really significant.

w4w: I really like the idea of Daria and Sandi dating just to mess with Quinn, so I want to continue this someday.

Id: Yet another 'I don't know where I'm going with this' story. Come to think of it, it's somewhat similar to Bump in the Night, except without supernatural elements.

Way Too Cute: This is one of my most-requested "Continue this!" stories. I might actually have to listen to those requests one of these days.

Beavis and Butt-head Do Daria: I've always wanted to do more "B&B in episodes of Daria" stories.

Lawndale Hillbillies: Big Bucks: Before I continue this, I need to retcon it so that Helen's dead. She doesn't contribute anything meaningful to the first story, and it's more fitting to the Beverly Hillbillies mold that their mother is dead. (Of course, then there'd have to be a Granny stand-in...mwahahaha).

The Planet of the Grapes: It's really fun writing Mace "BMF" Windu, but it's quite difficult coming up with creative ways of making him cuss.

Lawndale Sucks: Probably should be made a one-hit wonder, like 'Fan Clubbed' above.

Daria and the Chocolate Factory: I want to finish this, if only for the hilarious twist ending I have in mind. (Hint: Ever read the sequel, about the glass elevator? Hahaha).

The Cruelty of Super Mario: I left this one open if I had any ideas to continue it, but I never really did (and the one chapter toes the line between horror and hilarity).

Day of the Yenta: I had some really good ideas for this one, but they might push the story into NC-17 territory, and not in the fun way.

The Cornfield: Started out with some interesting ideas in mind, but...I dunno. I might put this one up for adoption. We'll see.

Commune-ists: I rather like the idea of this one (Helen/Jake/Amanda/Vincent quatro with their combined offspring being simultaneously wishing for a copious amount of brain bleach and (in Daria and Trent's case) leery about fraternization due to unanswered questions about their parentage.

Helen Wheels: I had some fun ideas in mind for this one...I really would like to continue it; it was even nominated for a Daria Fanworks Writing Award once, but I don't consider the story complete, so I refused the nomination. (Maybe if I ever finish it, it can be properly nominated, hahaha).

Myrtle Gear Solid: I actually intend to work on this one soon, thanks to reader demand. We'll see where it takes us. :)

The Best and Brightest: I have a semi-coherent plot in mind, but I'm not really passionate about it.

Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass: I lost the story notes for this way back in the Great Computer Crash of '09, which totally sapped my enthusiasm for the project. :'(

The Highlander: Another 'vague ideas only' story. I've got to stop publishing stories I only have a vague idea about!

Downbelow: Ditto.

Omega Omega: Could use a bit of a rewrite.

The Glittery Chick: "Hey, I have an idea! I'll write a story based on Breaking Bad, while never having seen Breaking Bad! This isn't going to result in the story getting quagmired after only one chapter!"

And Then Daria and Jane Kissed: I dunno. I think I stopped writing this because I got stuck on the mall episode, and my interest has been gradually waning since.

Truth or Dare: I don't think I'll be continuing this one. I think Rio Grizzly captured Daria/Amelia better (even though it was dude Daria). Even disregarding that, the ideas I had for this story were terrible, best left to the reader's imagination.

Loose Fit: I think I always meant to continue this, making it a 'comedy of wardrobe malfunctions' or somesuch silly rot.

A Fistful of Metroids: I never really had any strong ideas for this one apart from the opening chapter. I think I'll declare it done.

1-800-DARIA: I meant to have this one eventually end up as Jane/Jake, which would be awkward and hilarious. But I just don't feel interested in the project at all.

Liquid Diet: The last time I read this, I had forgotten I had a scene where Vampire Sandi drinks some of Stacy's...uggh, why the hell did I write this? And people thought Stinks Like Teen Spirit was awful!

The Young Switcheroo: I think I'd need to rewrite this one somewhat before I'd be inclined to continue it.

A Little Problem: I deleted the ending off the site, and one of these days I want to put up a new one which'll flow into the sequel better. (A Little Problem 2: VD. Bwahahaha).

Daylight: Trek: In retrospect, this was a terrible idea for a sequel to Schismatic. I'd like to do a proper sequel to Schismatic someday.

Two Girls, One Financial Institution: It's hard to write Daria as one of the idiots in an Idiot Caper. :\

iDolatry: I meant to write a second chapter to this someday in which Jesus actually guest-stars on iCarly, but it never materialized. (I also meant to do a separate iCarly story involving time travel and a dystopian future ruled by Carly, hahahaha).

Mr. Monk's Excrement Adventure: I find something so hilarious about tormenting poor ol' Adrian Monk. Maybe I need to think of some new ways to bedevil him so I can continue this silly story.

Duck and Cover: I think this is another one I'll discontinue.

Manse Griffin: Ditto.

Survivor Diet: Throw it on the "I need more than vague ideas, damnit!" pile.

Lawndale Manifesto: This is like the crappy pilot episode they build off of and improve when they make the series proper. (Communist Daria still intrigues me).

Daria vs. Abraham Lincoln: Needs a rewrite, maybe? Or a new title. God, I suck at coming up with good titles.

Extracirricular Activities: Daria/DeMartino is too intriguing to let lie. Perhaps after some mega rewrites.

The Tracy Problem: In my silly youth, this story was hilarious. Nowadays, I just don't give a damn about Tracy Sketchit.

(Holy crap that's a lot of stories).


1. Myrtle Gear Solid » reviews
A chance encounter just after Harry's showdown with Professor Quirrell gives Moaning Myrtle the ability to interact with the mortal world. Chaos ensues. Regrettably, despite the title this is not a Harry Potter/Metal Gear Solid crossover. Sorry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-14-13 - Published: 4-29-10 - Myrtle
2. Shorts » reviews
Simply a collection of previously-unpublished to this website, at least Daria ficlets of various stripes. Anything too short to post on its own will end up here.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 23,629 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 7-20-11
3. Blast from the Past reviews
Daria discovers a reason to love the old Nintendo 64 game Blast Corps, to Jane's horror.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-13 - Complete
4. The Heir of Slytherin » reviews
Tom Riddle's life is rendered complicated by the fact that Myrtle did not die. His discovery of why she did not die renders his life incredibly complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 6-1-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Myrtle - Complete
5. The End of an Era reviews
Daria reflects upon the closing of a website. Written for Outpost Daria, which is closing its doors in June.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-13 - Complete
6. The Funbag Loophole » reviews
Harry and Luna go back in time to Harry's first year in order to undo a great wrong (and maybe save some lives too).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-22-13 - Published: 2-17-13 - Harry P. & Luna L.
7. Muggle History X reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt overhears Harry say several disturbing things. But are things really as they seem?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-15-13 - Kingsley S. & Harry P. - Complete
8. My Night at Daria's, Ad Infinitum reviews
To Tom Sloane, Daria was the one that got away. He deals with his feelings for her in an ENTIRELY HEALTHY AND APPROPRIATE MANNER.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-8-13 - Complete
9. What's in a Name? reviews
Whilst dating Hermione, Harry meets her parents, and learns something upsetting about them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-8-13 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
10. Bromwell or Bust reviews
For Daria, getting into Bromwell is a matter of life and death - literally.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-13 - Complete
11. Jake's Lot in Life reviews
Jake asks Daria to do the unthinkable for him.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-12 - Complete
12. Daria and Link » reviews
12-year-old Daria Morgendorffer meets an interesting boy at the Okay To Cry Corral.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 12-21-10
13. Unbearable » reviews
Daria is chased by a menacing figure from her past.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-11-12 - Published: 8-11-12 - Complete
14. You Know Why reviews
After Daria takes her own life, Jane struggles to understand why.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-12 - Complete
15. How Jodie Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the Bomb reviews
Jodie learns the hard way that she shouldn't provoke Daria into engaging in student politics.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-12
16. Ghost Story » reviews
Upon her move to Lawndale, Daria meets someone who used to live at her new house...and still occupies it.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-21-12 - Published: 1-6-12
17. The Reunion reviews
It's been many decades since Camp Grizzly, but Daria and Amelia have once again reunited. Except Daria is now an octogenarian bank robber, and has shanghaied Amelia into driving the getaway car. Naturally, Amelia isn't having the cheeriest time.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-12
18. Blood: My Best Friend 3 » reviews
In the wake of the events of Man of the House, Quinn fights to preserve what's left of her family, no matter what it takes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-13-12 - Published: 8-12-12
19. Danger, Daria Morgendorffer! reviews
Over a hundred years from now, Daria Morgendorffer finds that space travel isn't all its cracked up to be.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-12 - Complete
20. My Bite at Daria's reviews
Tom contemplates a late-night snack. Part of Fhujeth's 'Secrets of Lawndale' AU.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-12 - Complete
21. Apple Seed reviews
Part two of the Apple series. Mad Dog Morgendorffer meets his granddaughter for the first time...until something unexpected happens.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-12 - Complete
22. The Cliff Dancers reviews
Jake finally learns from Val what it truly means to be edgy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-12 - Complete
23. Breakfast in Bed reviews
Susie Rowe wakes up to an unpleasant surprise. Set in the werewolfed-up fanfics written by Fhujeth aka Komotose on this site , including an OC created by her.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-12 - Complete
24. What is Fashion? » reviews
Sandi hits her head and forgets what fashion is. To recapture the meaning of fashion, Sandi with the help of the Fashion Club canvass Lawndale to find out what it means to others. Usually to her detriment.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-12 - Published: 3-10-12
25. Apple of His Eye reviews
Part one of the Apple series. 'Mad Dog' Morgendorffer is alive and well, and Jake is feeling less loved than ever before.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-12 - Complete
26. Daria's Stash reviews
Everybody's crazy about Daria's stash. And not in a drug slang way, either .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-12
27. Strangers in the Night
Trent meets an alternate version of himself one night...but something is very, very wrong.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Published: 6-19-12 - Complete
28. Smile reviews
In a bleak, blasted future, Quinn Morgendorffer and her family fall under the watchful eye of Timothy O'Neill, leader of the Orwellian 'Reconstituted States of America'.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-12
29. Daria Dots Her Is reviews
Daria dots her Is, but refuses to undertake similar efforts in regards to another letter of the alphabet, to Mr. O'Neill's detriment.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-12 - Complete
30. Humpty Dumpty » reviews
The students and staff of Lawndale High and a few notable guests are trapped in a physics-bending bubble. With resources dwindling and life expectancies plummeting, not even all the king's men may be able to save Daria and Jane...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 1-6-12
31. Camp Pu » reviews
Daria's stay at Camp Grizzly is disrupted by external forces. NOTE: Chapters 1 and 2 have been re-edited, and should be given a re-read.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 11-7-08
32. Fashion Zombies reviews
Dr. Shar unwittingly unleashes a zombie plague upon Lawndale, forcing the Fashion Club and a few other survivors to fight for their lives. A remake of an older story with the same name.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-11
33. In the Trunk » reviews
On the night Charles Ruttheimer the Third graduates from high school, he makes a horrific discovery in his trunk, and goes to extreme lengths to get rid of it.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-11 - Published: 9-14-11
34. School Spirit: Valentine's Day Massacre » reviews
Daria finds that Lawndale High is far, far stranger than she expected...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-1-11 - Published: 9-24-11
35. Riser » reviews
At the lowest point in Jane Lane's life, an unexpected visitor comes to her house in the middle of the night.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-29-11
36. Fan Clubbed reviews
Daria is forced into the world of Harry Potter - but it's not what you expect.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-14-11
37. Daria Unscripted » reviews
Daria is forever caught in a deterministic time loop where everybody behaves the same except for her no matter what. Hilarity ensues.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 8-31-11
38. Bump in the Night » reviews
Some monsters are all too real...as Daria Morgendorffer can attest to.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-9-11 - Published: 9-7-11
39. Rio Grizzly » reviews
Darius Morgendorffer's short life has been about two things: Reading and horses. Until he visits Camp Grizzly one summer and meets the most annoying girl...
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 8-24-11 - Complete
40. God Save the S Team reviews
In my latest crime against good taste, I mash up the A Team and Charles RB's 'God Save the Esteem' series.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-11 - Complete
41. Man of the House » reviews
In this sequel to 'My Best Friend', Jake tells his side of the story - past and present. Rated M for dark themes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-20-11 - Published: 4-23-11 - Complete
42. w4w reviews
Daria places a personal ad on the Internet, and receives a reply from someone completely unexpected...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-27-11
43. Id reviews
Quinn Morgendorffer is the only real Person, and all others are Ugly Things. So basically, this fic is canon, haha .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-23-11
44. Little Jane reviews
In this prequel to 'My Best Friend', Jane discovers that her brother is being corrupted, and there's nothing she can do about it.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-11 - Complete
45. Way Too Cute » reviews
Daria detests being the center of attention...too bad she's an order of magnitude more attractive than Quinn.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 10-31-10
46. The T Virus reviews
Daria and Jake encounter a zombie outbreak, but it's not what you think...
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-11 - Complete
47. My Best Friend » reviews
Daria talks about the horrors in her best friend's life - and her own. Rated M for some extremely dark themes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-22-11 - Published: 4-6-11 - Complete
48. Daria Meets Mr T reviews
Daria finally meets her idol Mr. T in real life. Not to be confused with my similarly-named story, Mr. T Meets Daria.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-11 - Complete
49. Melody Powers' Last Stand reviews
The femme fatale created by Daria is near death and defeat...until an unlikely hero emerges, to Jane's horror. Written for April Fool's Day.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-11 - Complete
50. Beavis and Butthead Do Daria reviews
In this deceptively-named story, Butt-head Morgendorffer moves to Lawndale and becomes fast friends with Beavis Lane.
Crossover - Daria & Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-31-11 - Complete
51. Lawndale Hillbillies: Big Bucks reviews
Daria Morgan makes another friend at Lawndale High - head cheerleader Brittany Taylor, who happens to be the niece of local militia head Buck Conroy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-28-11
52. The Planet of the Grapes » reviews
Mace Windu tells a class of younglings the real story behind his purple lightsaber. Cussing ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-26-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - M. Windu
53. Lawndale Sucks reviews
The latest literary craze hits Lawndale, to Quinn's chagrin.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-10
54. Daria and the Chocolate Factory » reviews
Everybody's favorite cynic meets the world's most acclaimed choclatier. The world trembles.
Crossover - Daria & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-22-10 - Published: 9-6-10
55. The War on Christmas reviews
The 'Merry Christmas' vs. 'Happy Holidays' debate reaches Lawndale in an unusual way.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-10 - Complete
56. The Prank reviews
Daria and Jane plan a prank for the Halloween dance.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-10 - Complete
57. The Cruelty of Super Mario reviews
Peach surprises Mario with a cake. Mario surprises Peach, but with something much less pleasant.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-10
58. The Lawndale Hillbillies » reviews
Jake and his family are 'poor rural folk' - until they strike oil and move to the big city. A Daria - Beverly Hillbillies mashup, inspired by the PPMB 'White Trash Daria' Iron Chef.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-8-10 - Published: 10-7-10 - Complete
59. Mr T and the Fanon Cannon reviews
Mr. T encounters and punches practically every Daria fanon character and convention in this gripping conclusion to the Mr. T Trilogy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-10 - Complete
60. Anthony DeMartino Just Wants To Have Fun » reviews
Anthony DeMartino is not having fun as his alter-ego Metalmouth - responsible for the murders of two students in the 80s - struggles to kill again...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 8-25-10 - Complete
61. If Dumbledore Only Had A Brain reviews
Harry confronts Dumbledore, and finds out why the old man is such a manipulative old coot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-24-10 - Complete
62. Day of the Yenta reviews
Jane handcuffs Trent and Daria together so that they will admit their love for each other...or die trying.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-10
63. The Cornfield » reviews
Daria and a broken Quinn come to live in Lawndale. Find out Daria's exciting past! Learn why Quinn is broken! Thrill at my liberal use of exclamation marks!
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-18-10 - Published: 6-30-10
64. Communeists reviews
Helen and Jake move full-time into the Lane residence, dragging Daria and Quinn along for the ride. Hijinks ensue.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-10
65. Helen Wheels » reviews
Helen calls Daria's bluff and begins to tutor her daughter in the art of being a motorist. And other stuff happens too .
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-10-10 - Published: 8-2-10
66. Arthur's Present reviews
Harry gives Arthur a present.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-3-10 - Harry P. & Arthur W. - Complete
67. The Best and Brightest reviews
Daria tells Jane about a secret she uncovered regarding the founding of Lawndale. Jane is interested, but not for the reason Daria thinks.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-10
68. The Resident Evil AfterSchool Special reviews
Rebecca Chambers is the new girl in school, where the only lesson she learns is WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-10 - Rebecca C. - Complete
69. Alison vs Mr T reviews
Mr. T versus Alison in a duel for the FATE OF THE WORLD. Sequel to Mr. T Meets Daria .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-10 - Complete
70. Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass » reviews
James and the Krew investigate a global conspiracy behind all terrorism and violence, and the key may lie in industrialist Wise Glass.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 9-15-09
71. The Highlander reviews
Daria, having stayed in Highland instead of going to Lawndale, is evicted from home and forced to take up new lodgings with two old friends...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-09
72. Spies Never Die: Bond vs Blonde » reviews
In the first new chapter of a comedic espionage series, James Bond is tasked with preventing his successor from destroying MI-6 - the man is just too good at what he does. How will Bond fight a man better than him in every way? Finished!
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 8-25-09 - Complete
73. Downbelow reviews
Jane has been missing for months, driving Daria to distraction - but when a clue points Daria down below, she mounts an expedition to find her friend. Inspired by an idea from TAG .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-09 - Daria M. & Jane L.
74. Omega Omega » reviews
Daria discovers something rather unusual behind the door in the attic...Sequel to/inspired by fics by The Angst Guy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,595 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 3-7-09
75. The Glittery Chick reviews
Daria and Jane embark on a business venture of questionable legality.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-29-09 - Daria M. & Jane L.
76. DAYLIGHT: Hell Freezes Over
Fire gives way to ice. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Published: 6-2-09 - Complete
77. And Then Daria And Jane Kissed » reviews
A series of one-shots depicting Daria and Jane pairing up during each aired episode of Daria.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-30-09
78. My Fair Zombie reviews
In this one-shot, the cast of Daria re-enact My Fair Lady with zombies added to the mix . Also, I've never actually seen My Fair Lady, so don't expect much .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete
79. Truth or Dare reviews
Daria recalls the time she didn't play truth or dare at the Camp Grizzly reunion.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-09
80. Loose Fit reviews
Daria has a wardrobe malfunction at the most inopportune time.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-09
81. Mr T Meets Daria reviews
Daria meets Mr. T!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete
82. Reunion reviews
Two long-parted friends share a cup of tea, and one or two other tidbits of interest.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-13-09 - Complete
83. A Fistful of Metroids reviews
Samus is a bounty hunter, Ridley is a dragon...in the old west.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-11-09
84. The Quiet Ones » reviews
An alternate ending to Speedtrapped shows the darker, manipulative side of Daria.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete
85. 1800DARIA reviews
Daria receives an unexpected call from her father. Hilarity ensues.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-09
86. Liquid Diet » reviews
Sandi gets a lifestyle change. How will everybody's favorite fashionista survive without mirrors?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 9-21-08
87. The Young Switcheroo » reviews
We've replaced Helen Morgendorffer's first daughter with Jane Lane. Let's see if she can tell the difference.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 7-16-08
88. Snow Problem reviews
Daria and Jane get a visit from an old friend. Sequel to Night of the Living Furniture, lots of violence.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-11-08 - Complete
89. A Little Problem » reviews
Daria wakes up and discovers she has a little problem.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete
90. DAYLIGHT: Trek reviews
Daria and her pet Maori god are suddenly thrust into the collapse of mankind back into the stone age. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-08
91. Schismatic » reviews
In which Daria loses many things.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 8-26-08 - Complete
92. Two Girls, One Financial Institution reviews
Daria and Jodie face off in a battle of bank managers for fiscal dominance in Lawndale.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-08
93. iDolatry reviews
Spencer's newest sculpture is show on iCarly, and it draws some unusual attention.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-08
94. Mr Monk's Excrement Adventure
The highly anticipated sequel to the smash-hit Mr. Monk's Excellent Adventure! After Dale 'The Sentient Nuclear Device' Biederbeck takes control of San Francisco and Monk's life, Monk must find a way to save his friends and stop Dale's plans forever.
Monk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 8-24-08
95. Mart of the Dead » reviews
The surplus store where Andrea works becomes the last bastion of humanity in Lawndale.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete
96. Duck and Cover » reviews
Daria and Jane become trapped in a relic of the Cold War.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-22-08
97. Manse Griffin reviews
A death in the family leaves Sandi in possession of an aging mansion in Louisiana.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-08
98. Box to the Future » reviews
Daria decides - mostly by accident - to get a first-hand account of what her parents were arguing about in her youth.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete
99. Survivor Diet reviews
After a freak snowstorm wipes out most of her class, Quinn struggles to continue living.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-8-08
100. The Lawndale Manifesto reviews
A different Daria meets a different Lane.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-24-08
101. Daria vs Abraham Lincoln » reviews
In a story that has absolutely nothing to do with the title, Daria attends Brittany's party alone and in doing so changes the course of human history forever. Well, the course of her own life, anyway .
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-4-08
102. Mr Monk's Excellent Adventure » reviews
Changes in the lives of Monk and Natalie lead them to embark on a truly excellent adventure. Dedicated to my friend Froglars.
Monk - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 11-24-07 - Complete
103. Catharsis reviews
A JuhanixRevan ficlet.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete
104. Someone Set Up Us The Bomb » reviews
In a world where Daria never left Highland, she prepares to remind the world why it's not a good idea to scorn women.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete
105. Daria's Box reviews
A ficlet focusing on Daria, Tom, and double entendres.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete
106. Horse Sense reviews
Daria is upset about conditions at Camp Grizzly. A most improbable source offers help.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-08 - Complete
107. Extracirricular Activities » reviews
Daria is pursuing some rather unorthodox extracirricular activities in Mr. DeMartino's history class. Now with less smut!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 2-15-08
108. Night of the Living Furniture reviews
Tom acquires a new hobby, to Daria and Jane's chagrin. Inspired by a scene from Sappy Anniversary. Warning: Violence.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete
109. Her Web of Sin reviews
Trent discovers a woman from his past waiting for him in his kitchen.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete
110. But Is He a Fruit or a Vegetable? reviews
Daria meets Jane's new boyfriend, Tom.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete
111. Mental in the Morning reviews
Ficlet Daria takes drastic measures.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete
112. The Tracy Problem » reviews
Tracy is filth. He's subhumanoid. And finally, in this fic, Tracy will be destroyed in every way a man can be destroyed. Also, the standard AshMisty JesseJames OakDelia rates apply. Cowritten with my good friend Doust19.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-18-07
113. Stinks Like Teen Spirit reviews
Daria neglects her personal hygiene due to a bet with Jane. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for some particularly disgusting nonsexual scenes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete
114. Separation reviews
Ridley discovers that the road to revealing to Samus that he loves her is long and hard for the both of them. Violence, rape
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 11-28-04 - Complete
115. Telling Himself reviews
Ridley takes care of a comatose Samus...so he can kill her? Implied pairing of Samus and Ridley.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-16-04
116. Vows reviews
After a long war, Ganondorf proposes its end to Zelda literally. RRated Version
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-2-04 - Complete
117. The Redemption of Trent Easton II Remastered » reviews
Trent Easton is now partnered with Joanna Dark in the Carrington Institute. However, they both stumble unto a plot more insiduous than the conspiracy to activate the Cetan megaweapon.
Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-04 - Published: 9-28-02
118. Forget Me Not reviews
Ridley finally captures Samus - who has suffered complete memory loss.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-17-03 - Complete
119. Love is Pain reviews
An extremely twisted ficlet. Reader caution: Violent content ahead.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-6-03 - Complete
120. The Redemption of Trent Easton: Remastered Edition reviews
Trent Easton meets a Scandinavian who promises power, technology, and glory. Alternate take on PD. Newly rewritten version.
Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-9-02 - Published: 8-29-02 - Complete