| Smileyfax |
Author has written 120 stories for Perfect Dark, Daria, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Monk, Star Wars, iCarly, Harry Potter, James Bond, Resident Evil, Mario, Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Beavis and Butt-Head. 5/4/2013: Here's an update on all my incomplete stories: The Funbag Loophole: I've fallen out of practice at writing in the genre of 'idiot capers' so this one's been back-burnered for a while. What's in a Name?: Officially, this is complete, but I had an amusing idea for maybe one or two more chapters. We'll see if/when i get around to writing them. Bromwell or Bust: Another one-shot that I might expand with a few small vignettes -- I've one idea in mind for sure. Daria and Link: I'm inexperienced at writing childhood romances (Rio Grizzly notwithstanding), so this one's back-burnered too. How Jodie Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the Bomb: I've half the second (and last) chapter laying on my hard drive. It's pretty much a matter of being bored enough to go looking through my fic folder and being interested enough in finishing it. Ghost Story: I think this needs an antagonist before I can proceed with writing it. Blood: My Best Friend 3: Funnily enough, I'm finding it more difficult to write 'soul-crushing real-life based horror'. Go figure. :P What is Fashion?: I have a complete chapter of this, but I haven't had a chance to run it by any of my usual peeps, and I don't want to post it since I'm not sure if some of the humor is actually funny, or bad-gross. Daria's Stash: I have a few good ideas for this one, but I'm no longer sure if having a long-ish story about "Moustachioed women run amok" is all that interesting an idea. Smile: I have some really evil, delicious ideas for this one, but it's difficult to really express some of them. Humpty Dumpty: I'm really just lacking the motivation to write it, even though it's mostly plotted out in my head. Camp Pu: I'm considering having one or two more chapters in this before calling it 'complete', while leaving room for a sequel. Fashion Zombies: You know, I've grown less fond of zombies as of late. Maybe it was due to watching an episode of Doomsday Bunkers in which a fellow described non-preppers as 'zombies', and then later went to a shooting range where the targets were all zombies. (I would honestly be terrified living in the same neighborhood as that lunatic). In the Trunk: I really need to finish this one one of these days. School Spirit: Valentine's Day Massacre: This is one of my more ambitious projects, since after I finish up the story there'll be several sequels related to the other themed high schools in the county (the cowboy one, the Rome one, the Nazi one, etc). If I can figure out a good way to bring this one to a close, I might be able to get to work on the others. Riser: I only have vague ideas on where to take this one. I may end up giving it up for adoption? Who knows. Fan Clubbed: Another 'vague ideas only' one. Perhaps it should have been a one-shot. (And it was really just a remake of a very similar story I did, except with Twilight instead of Harry Potter). Daria Unscripted: I'm really, really unsatisfied with this one as it stands. I need to seriously rewrite it someday. Bump in the Night: I only have a few strong ideas for this one, and nothing really significant. w4w: I really like the idea of Daria and Sandi dating just to mess with Quinn, so I want to continue this someday. Id: Yet another 'I don't know where I'm going with this' story. Come to think of it, it's somewhat similar to Bump in the Night, except without supernatural elements. Way Too Cute: This is one of my most-requested "Continue this!" stories. I might actually have to listen to those requests one of these days. Beavis and Butt-head Do Daria: I've always wanted to do more "B&B in episodes of Daria" stories. Lawndale Hillbillies: Big Bucks: Before I continue this, I need to retcon it so that Helen's dead. She doesn't contribute anything meaningful to the first story, and it's more fitting to the Beverly Hillbillies mold that their mother is dead. (Of course, then there'd have to be a Granny stand-in...mwahahaha). The Planet of the Grapes: It's really fun writing Mace "BMF" Windu, but it's quite difficult coming up with creative ways of making him cuss. Lawndale Sucks: Probably should be made a one-hit wonder, like 'Fan Clubbed' above. Daria and the Chocolate Factory: I want to finish this, if only for the hilarious twist ending I have in mind. (Hint: Ever read the sequel, about the glass elevator? Hahaha). The Cruelty of Super Mario: I left this one open if I had any ideas to continue it, but I never really did (and the one chapter toes the line between horror and hilarity). Day of the Yenta: I had some really good ideas for this one, but they might push the story into NC-17 territory, and not in the fun way. The Cornfield: Started out with some interesting ideas in mind, but...I dunno. I might put this one up for adoption. We'll see. Commune-ists: I rather like the idea of this one (Helen/Jake/Amanda/Vincent quatro with their combined offspring being simultaneously wishing for a copious amount of brain bleach and (in Daria and Trent's case) leery about fraternization due to unanswered questions about their parentage. Helen Wheels: I had some fun ideas in mind for this one...I really would like to continue it; it was even nominated for a Daria Fanworks Writing Award once, but I don't consider the story complete, so I refused the nomination. (Maybe if I ever finish it, it can be properly nominated, hahaha). Myrtle Gear Solid: I actually intend to work on this one soon, thanks to reader demand. We'll see where it takes us. :) The Best and Brightest: I have a semi-coherent plot in mind, but I'm not really passionate about it. Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass: I lost the story notes for this way back in the Great Computer Crash of '09, which totally sapped my enthusiasm for the project. :'( The Highlander: Another 'vague ideas only' story. I've got to stop publishing stories I only have a vague idea about! Downbelow: Ditto. Omega Omega: Could use a bit of a rewrite. The Glittery Chick: "Hey, I have an idea! I'll write a story based on Breaking Bad, while never having seen Breaking Bad! This isn't going to result in the story getting quagmired after only one chapter!" And Then Daria and Jane Kissed: I dunno. I think I stopped writing this because I got stuck on the mall episode, and my interest has been gradually waning since. Truth or Dare: I don't think I'll be continuing this one. I think Rio Grizzly captured Daria/Amelia better (even though it was dude Daria). Even disregarding that, the ideas I had for this story were terrible, best left to the reader's imagination. Loose Fit: I think I always meant to continue this, making it a 'comedy of wardrobe malfunctions' or somesuch silly rot. A Fistful of Metroids: I never really had any strong ideas for this one apart from the opening chapter. I think I'll declare it done. 1-800-DARIA: I meant to have this one eventually end up as Jane/Jake, which would be awkward and hilarious. But I just don't feel interested in the project at all. Liquid Diet: The last time I read this, I had forgotten I had a scene where Vampire Sandi drinks some of Stacy's...uggh, why the hell did I write this? And people thought Stinks Like Teen Spirit was awful! The Young Switcheroo: I think I'd need to rewrite this one somewhat before I'd be inclined to continue it. A Little Problem: I deleted the ending off the site, and one of these days I want to put up a new one which'll flow into the sequel better. (A Little Problem 2: VD. Bwahahaha). Daylight: Trek: In retrospect, this was a terrible idea for a sequel to Schismatic. I'd like to do a proper sequel to Schismatic someday. Two Girls, One Financial Institution: It's hard to write Daria as one of the idiots in an Idiot Caper. :\ iDolatry: I meant to write a second chapter to this someday in which Jesus actually guest-stars on iCarly, but it never materialized. (I also meant to do a separate iCarly story involving time travel and a dystopian future ruled by Carly, hahahaha). Mr. Monk's Excrement Adventure: I find something so hilarious about tormenting poor ol' Adrian Monk. Maybe I need to think of some new ways to bedevil him so I can continue this silly story. Duck and Cover: I think this is another one I'll discontinue. Manse Griffin: Ditto. Survivor Diet: Throw it on the "I need more than vague ideas, damnit!" pile. Lawndale Manifesto: This is like the crappy pilot episode they build off of and improve when they make the series proper. (Communist Daria still intrigues me). Daria vs. Abraham Lincoln: Needs a rewrite, maybe? Or a new title. God, I suck at coming up with good titles. Extracirricular Activities: Daria/DeMartino is too intriguing to let lie. Perhaps after some mega rewrites. The Tracy Problem: In my silly youth, this story was hilarious. Nowadays, I just don't give a damn about Tracy Sketchit. (Holy crap that's a lot of stories). | |||||||
1. Myrtle Gear Solid » reviewsA chance encounter just after Harry's showdown with Professor Quirrell gives Moaning Myrtle the ability to interact with the mortal world. Chaos ensues. Regrettably, despite the title this is not a Harry Potter/Metal Gear Solid crossover. Sorry .Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-14-13 - Published: 4-29-10 - Myrtle2. Shorts » reviewsSimply a collection of previously-unpublished to this website, at least Daria ficlets of various stripes. Anything too short to post on its own will end up here.Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 23,629 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 7-20-113. Blast from the Past reviewsDaria discovers a reason to love the old Nintendo 64 game Blast Corps, to Jane's horror.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-13 - Complete4. The Heir of Slytherin » reviewsTom Riddle's life is rendered complicated by the fact that Myrtle did not die. His discovery of why she did not die renders his life incredibly complicated.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 6-1-09 - Tom R. Jr. & Myrtle - Complete5. The End of an Era reviewsDaria reflects upon the closing of a website. Written for Outpost Daria, which is closing its doors in June.Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-13 - Complete6. The Funbag Loophole » reviewsHarry and Luna go back in time to Harry's first year in order to undo a great wrong (and maybe save some lives too).Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-22-13 - Published: 2-17-13 - Harry P. & Luna L.7. Muggle History X reviewsKingsley Shacklebolt overhears Harry say several disturbing things. But are things really as they seem?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-15-13 - Kingsley S. & Harry P. - Complete8. My Night at Daria's, Ad Infinitum reviewsTo Tom Sloane, Daria was the one that got away. He deals with his feelings for her in an ENTIRELY HEALTHY AND APPROPRIATE MANNER.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-8-13 - Complete9. What's in a Name? reviewsWhilst dating Hermione, Harry meets her parents, and learns something upsetting about them.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-8-13 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete10. Bromwell or Bust reviewsFor Daria, getting into Bromwell is a matter of life and death - literally.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-13 - Complete11. Jake's Lot in Life reviewsJake asks Daria to do the unthinkable for him.Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-12 - Complete12. Daria and Link » reviews12-year-old Daria Morgendorffer meets an interesting boy at the Okay To Cry Corral.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 12-21-1013. Unbearable » reviewsDaria is chased by a menacing figure from her past.Daria - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-11-12 - Published: 8-11-12 - Complete14. You Know Why reviewsAfter Daria takes her own life, Jane struggles to understand why.Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-12 - Complete15. How Jodie Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the Bomb reviewsJodie learns the hard way that she shouldn't provoke Daria into engaging in student politics.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-1216. Ghost Story » reviewsUpon her move to Lawndale, Daria meets someone who used to live at her new house...and still occupies it.Daria - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-21-12 - Published: 1-6-1217. The Reunion reviewsIt's been many decades since Camp Grizzly, but Daria and Amelia have once again reunited. Except Daria is now an octogenarian bank robber, and has shanghaied Amelia into driving the getaway car. Naturally, Amelia isn't having the cheeriest time.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-1218. Blood: My Best Friend 3 » reviewsIn the wake of the events of Man of the House, Quinn fights to preserve what's left of her family, no matter what it takes.Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-13-12 - Published: 8-12-1219. Danger, Daria Morgendorffer! reviewsOver a hundred years from now, Daria Morgendorffer finds that space travel isn't all its cracked up to be.Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-12 - Complete20. My Bite at Daria's reviewsTom contemplates a late-night snack. Part of Fhujeth's 'Secrets of Lawndale' AU.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-12 - Complete21. Apple Seed reviewsPart two of the Apple series. Mad Dog Morgendorffer meets his granddaughter for the first time...until something unexpected happens.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-12 - Complete22. The Cliff Dancers reviewsJake finally learns from Val what it truly means to be edgy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-12 - Complete23. Breakfast in Bed reviewsSusie Rowe wakes up to an unpleasant surprise. Set in the werewolfed-up fanfics written by Fhujeth aka Komotose on this site , including an OC created by her.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-12 - Complete24. What is Fashion? » reviewsSandi hits her head and forgets what fashion is. To recapture the meaning of fashion, Sandi with the help of the Fashion Club canvass Lawndale to find out what it means to others. Usually to her detriment.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-12 - Published: 3-10-1225. Apple of His Eye reviewsPart one of the Apple series. 'Mad Dog' Morgendorffer is alive and well, and Jake is feeling less loved than ever before.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-12 - Complete26. Daria's Stash reviewsEverybody's crazy about Daria's stash. And not in a drug slang way, either .Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-1227. Strangers in the NightTrent meets an alternate version of himself one night...but something is very, very wrong.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Published: 6-19-12 - Complete28. Smile reviewsIn a bleak, blasted future, Quinn Morgendorffer and her family fall under the watchful eye of Timothy O'Neill, leader of the Orwellian 'Reconstituted States of America'.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-1229. Daria Dots Her Is reviewsDaria dots her Is, but refuses to undertake similar efforts in regards to another letter of the alphabet, to Mr. O'Neill's detriment.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-12 - Complete30. Humpty Dumpty » reviewsThe students and staff of Lawndale High and a few notable guests are trapped in a physics-bending bubble. With resources dwindling and life expectancies plummeting, not even all the king's men may be able to save Daria and Jane...Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 1-6-1231. Camp Pu » reviewsDaria's stay at Camp Grizzly is disrupted by external forces. NOTE: Chapters 1 and 2 have been re-edited, and should be given a re-read.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 11-7-0832. Fashion Zombies reviewsDr. Shar unwittingly unleashes a zombie plague upon Lawndale, forcing the Fashion Club and a few other survivors to fight for their lives. A remake of an older story with the same name.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-1133. In the Trunk » reviewsOn the night Charles Ruttheimer the Third graduates from high school, he makes a horrific discovery in his trunk, and goes to extreme lengths to get rid of it.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-11 - Published: 9-14-1134. School Spirit: Valentine's Day Massacre » reviewsDaria finds that Lawndale High is far, far stranger than she expected...Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-1-11 - Published: 9-24-1135. Riser » reviewsAt the lowest point in Jane Lane's life, an unexpected visitor comes to her house in the middle of the night.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-29-1136. Fan Clubbed reviewsDaria is forced into the world of Harry Potter - but it's not what you expect.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-14-1137. Daria Unscripted » reviewsDaria is forever caught in a deterministic time loop where everybody behaves the same except for her no matter what. Hilarity ensues.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 8-31-1138. Bump in the Night » reviewsSome monsters are all too real...as Daria Morgendorffer can attest to.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-9-11 - Published: 9-7-1139. Rio Grizzly » reviewsDarius Morgendorffer's short life has been about two things: Reading and horses. Until he visits Camp Grizzly one summer and meets the most annoying girl...Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 8-24-11 - Complete40. God Save the S Team reviewsIn my latest crime against good taste, I mash up the A Team and Charles RB's 'God Save the Esteem' series.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-11 - Complete41. Man of the House » reviewsIn this sequel to 'My Best Friend', Jake tells his side of the story - past and present. Rated M for dark themes.Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-20-11 - Published: 4-23-11 - Complete42. w4w reviewsDaria places a personal ad on the Internet, and receives a reply from someone completely unexpected...Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-27-1143. Id reviewsQuinn Morgendorffer is the only real Person, and all others are Ugly Things. So basically, this fic is canon, haha .Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-23-1144. Little Jane reviewsIn this prequel to 'My Best Friend', Jane discovers that her brother is being corrupted, and there's nothing she can do about it.Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-11 - Complete45. Way Too Cute » reviewsDaria detests being the center of attention...too bad she's an order of magnitude more attractive than Quinn.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 10-31-1046. The T Virus reviewsDaria and Jake encounter a zombie outbreak, but it's not what you think...Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-11 - Complete47. My Best Friend » reviewsDaria talks about the horrors in her best friend's life - and her own. Rated M for some extremely dark themes.Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-22-11 - Published: 4-6-11 - Complete48. Daria Meets Mr T reviewsDaria finally meets her idol Mr. T in real life. Not to be confused with my similarly-named story, Mr. T Meets Daria.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-11 - Complete49. Melody Powers' Last Stand reviewsThe femme fatale created by Daria is near death and defeat...until an unlikely hero emerges, to Jane's horror. Written for April Fool's Day.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-11 - Complete50. Beavis and Butthead Do Daria reviewsIn this deceptively-named story, Butt-head Morgendorffer moves to Lawndale and becomes fast friends with Beavis Lane.Crossover - Daria & Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-31-11 - Complete51. Lawndale Hillbillies: Big Bucks reviewsDaria Morgan makes another friend at Lawndale High - head cheerleader Brittany Taylor, who happens to be the niece of local militia head Buck Conroy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-28-1152. The Planet of the Grapes » reviewsMace Windu tells a class of younglings the real story behind his purple lightsaber. Cussing ensues.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-26-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - M. Windu53. Lawndale Sucks reviewsThe latest literary craze hits Lawndale, to Quinn's chagrin.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-1054. Daria and the Chocolate Factory » reviewsEverybody's favorite cynic meets the world's most acclaimed choclatier. The world trembles.Crossover - Daria & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-22-10 - Published: 9-6-1055. The War on Christmas reviewsThe 'Merry Christmas' vs. 'Happy Holidays' debate reaches Lawndale in an unusual way.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-10 - Complete56. The Prank reviewsDaria and Jane plan a prank for the Halloween dance.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-10 - Complete57. The Cruelty of Super Mario reviewsPeach surprises Mario with a cake. Mario surprises Peach, but with something much less pleasant.Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-1058. The Lawndale Hillbillies » reviewsJake and his family are 'poor rural folk' - until they strike oil and move to the big city. A Daria - Beverly Hillbillies mashup, inspired by the PPMB 'White Trash Daria' Iron Chef.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-8-10 - Published: 10-7-10 - Complete59. Mr T and the Fanon Cannon reviewsMr. T encounters and punches practically every Daria fanon character and convention in this gripping conclusion to the Mr. T Trilogy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-10 - Complete60. Anthony DeMartino Just Wants To Have Fun » reviewsAnthony DeMartino is not having fun as his alter-ego Metalmouth - responsible for the murders of two students in the 80s - struggles to kill again...Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 8-25-10 - Complete61. If Dumbledore Only Had A Brain reviewsHarry confronts Dumbledore, and finds out why the old man is such a manipulative old coot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-24-10 - Complete62. Day of the Yenta reviewsJane handcuffs Trent and Daria together so that they will admit their love for each other...or die trying.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-1063. The Cornfield » reviewsDaria and a broken Quinn come to live in Lawndale. Find out Daria's exciting past! Learn why Quinn is broken! Thrill at my liberal use of exclamation marks!Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-18-10 - Published: 6-30-1064. Communeists reviewsHelen and Jake move full-time into the Lane residence, dragging Daria and Quinn along for the ride. Hijinks ensue.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-1065. Helen Wheels » reviewsHelen calls Daria's bluff and begins to tutor her daughter in the art of being a motorist. And other stuff happens too .Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-10-10 - Published: 8-2-1066. Arthur's Present reviewsHarry gives Arthur a present.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-3-10 - Harry P. & Arthur W. - Complete67. The Best and Brightest reviewsDaria tells Jane about a secret she uncovered regarding the founding of Lawndale. Jane is interested, but not for the reason Daria thinks.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-1068. The Resident Evil AfterSchool Special reviewsRebecca Chambers is the new girl in school, where the only lesson she learns is WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-10 - Rebecca C. - Complete69. Alison vs Mr T reviewsMr. T versus Alison in a duel for the FATE OF THE WORLD. Sequel to Mr. T Meets Daria .Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-10 - Complete70. Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass » reviewsJames and the Krew investigate a global conspiracy behind all terrorism and violence, and the key may lie in industrialist Wise Glass.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 9-15-0971. The Highlander reviewsDaria, having stayed in Highland instead of going to Lawndale, is evicted from home and forced to take up new lodgings with two old friends...Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-0972. Spies Never Die: Bond vs Blonde » reviewsIn the first new chapter of a comedic espionage series, James Bond is tasked with preventing his successor from destroying MI-6 - the man is just too good at what he does. How will Bond fight a man better than him in every way? Finished!James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 8-25-09 - Complete73. Downbelow reviewsJane has been missing for months, driving Daria to distraction - but when a clue points Daria down below, she mounts an expedition to find her friend. Inspired by an idea from TAG .Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-09 - Daria M. & Jane L.74. Omega Omega » reviewsDaria discovers something rather unusual behind the door in the attic...Sequel to/inspired by fics by The Angst Guy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,595 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 3-7-0975. The Glittery Chick reviewsDaria and Jane embark on a business venture of questionable legality.Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-29-09 - Daria M. & Jane L.76. DAYLIGHT: Hell Freezes OverFire gives way to ice. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Published: 6-2-09 - Complete77. And Then Daria And Jane Kissed » reviewsA series of one-shots depicting Daria and Jane pairing up during each aired episode of Daria.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-30-0978. My Fair Zombie reviewsIn this one-shot, the cast of Daria re-enact My Fair Lady with zombies added to the mix . Also, I've never actually seen My Fair Lady, so don't expect much .Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-09 - Complete79. Truth or Dare reviewsDaria recalls the time she didn't play truth or dare at the Camp Grizzly reunion.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-0980. Loose Fit reviewsDaria has a wardrobe malfunction at the most inopportune time.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-0981. Mr T Meets Daria reviewsDaria meets Mr. T!Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete82. Reunion reviewsTwo long-parted friends share a cup of tea, and one or two other tidbits of interest.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-13-09 - Complete83. A Fistful of Metroids reviewsSamus is a bounty hunter, Ridley is a dragon...in the old west.Metroid - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-11-0984. The Quiet Ones » reviewsAn alternate ending to Speedtrapped shows the darker, manipulative side of Daria.Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete85. 1800DARIA reviewsDaria receives an unexpected call from her father. Hilarity ensues.Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-0986. Liquid Diet » reviewsSandi gets a lifestyle change. How will everybody's favorite fashionista survive without mirrors?Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 9-21-0887. The Young Switcheroo » reviewsWe've replaced Helen Morgendorffer's first daughter with Jane Lane. Let's see if she can tell the difference.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 7-16-0888. Snow Problem reviewsDaria and Jane get a visit from an old friend. Sequel to Night of the Living Furniture, lots of violence.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-11-08 - Complete89. A Little Problem » reviewsDaria wakes up and discovers she has a little problem.Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete90. DAYLIGHT: Trek reviewsDaria and her pet Maori god are suddenly thrust into the collapse of mankind back into the stone age. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-0891. Schismatic » reviewsIn which Daria loses many things.Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 8-26-08 - Complete92. Two Girls, One Financial Institution reviewsDaria and Jodie face off in a battle of bank managers for fiscal dominance in Lawndale.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-0893. iDolatry reviewsSpencer's newest sculpture is show on iCarly, and it draws some unusual attention.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-0894. Mr Monk's Excrement AdventureThe highly anticipated sequel to the smash-hit Mr. Monk's Excellent Adventure! After Dale 'The Sentient Nuclear Device' Biederbeck takes control of San Francisco and Monk's life, Monk must find a way to save his friends and stop Dale's plans forever.Monk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 8-24-0895. Mart of the Dead » reviewsThe surplus store where Andrea works becomes the last bastion of humanity in Lawndale.Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete96. Duck and Cover » reviewsDaria and Jane become trapped in a relic of the Cold War.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-22-0897. Manse Griffin reviewsA death in the family leaves Sandi in possession of an aging mansion in Louisiana.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-0898. Box to the Future » reviewsDaria decides - mostly by accident - to get a first-hand account of what her parents were arguing about in her youth.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete99. Survivor Diet reviewsAfter a freak snowstorm wipes out most of her class, Quinn struggles to continue living.Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-8-08100. The Lawndale Manifesto reviewsA different Daria meets a different Lane.Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-24-08101. Daria vs Abraham Lincoln » reviewsIn a story that has absolutely nothing to do with the title, Daria attends Brittany's party alone and in doing so changes the course of human history forever. Well, the course of her own life, anyway .Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-4-08102. Mr Monk's Excellent Adventure » reviewsChanges in the lives of Monk and Natalie lead them to embark on a truly excellent adventure. Dedicated to my friend Froglars.Monk - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 11-24-07 - Complete103. Catharsis reviewsA JuhanixRevan ficlet.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete104. Someone Set Up Us The Bomb » reviewsIn a world where Daria never left Highland, she prepares to remind the world why it's not a good idea to scorn women.Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete105. Daria's Box reviewsA ficlet focusing on Daria, Tom, and double entendres.Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete106. Horse Sense reviewsDaria is upset about conditions at Camp Grizzly. A most improbable source offers help.Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-08 - Complete107. Extracirricular Activities » reviewsDaria is pursuing some rather unorthodox extracirricular activities in Mr. DeMartino's history class. Now with less smut!Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 2-15-08108. Night of the Living Furniture reviewsTom acquires a new hobby, to Daria and Jane's chagrin. Inspired by a scene from Sappy Anniversary. Warning: Violence.Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete109. Her Web of Sin reviewsTrent discovers a woman from his past waiting for him in his kitchen.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete110. But Is He a Fruit or a Vegetable? reviewsDaria meets Jane's new boyfriend, Tom.Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete111. Mental in the Morning reviewsFiclet Daria takes drastic measures.Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete112. The Tracy Problem » reviewsTracy is filth. He's subhumanoid. And finally, in this fic, Tracy will be destroyed in every way a man can be destroyed. Also, the standard AshMisty JesseJames OakDelia rates apply. Cowritten with my good friend Doust19.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-18-07113. Stinks Like Teen Spirit reviewsDaria neglects her personal hygiene due to a bet with Jane. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for some particularly disgusting nonsexual scenes.Daria - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete114. Separation reviewsRidley discovers that the road to revealing to Samus that he loves her is long and hard for the both of them. Violence, rapeMetroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 11-28-04 - Complete115. Telling Himself reviewsRidley takes care of a comatose Samus...so he can kill her? Implied pairing of Samus and Ridley.Metroid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-16-04116. Vows reviewsAfter a long war, Ganondorf proposes its end to Zelda literally. RRated VersionLegend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-2-04 - Complete117. The Redemption of Trent Easton II Remastered » reviewsTrent Easton is now partnered with Joanna Dark in the Carrington Institute. However, they both stumble unto a plot more insiduous than the conspiracy to activate the Cetan megaweapon.Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-04 - Published: 9-28-02118. Forget Me Not reviewsRidley finally captures Samus - who has suffered complete memory loss.Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-17-03 - Complete119. Love is Pain reviewsAn extremely twisted ficlet. Reader caution: Violent content ahead.Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-6-03 - Complete120. The Redemption of Trent Easton: Remastered Edition reviewsTrent Easton meets a Scandinavian who promises power, technology, and glory. Alternate take on PD. Newly rewritten version.Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-9-02 - Published: 8-29-02 - Complete