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Smileyfax
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since: 08-29-02, id: 260160, Profile edited: 09-22-08
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Author has written 36 stories for Perfect Dark, Daria, Metroid, Resident Evil, Zelda, Pokemon, Monk, Star Wars, and iCarly.

Hey, so I finally got around to changing my penname on here to something relevant, instead of a faded relic of a long-ago dead era time that time itself forgot in a locked bathroom stall bearing a sign that reads "Beware the leopard".

A few of my tales have pr0n versions on AFF.net, under the shorter penname 'Smiley'. If you have trouble finding them, drop me a line.

Update 9-22-08:

Regarding my stories in progress:

So I started Liquid Diet, the Sandi-as-a-vampire fic. I'm still not sure where I want to ultimately end up with it, but I've got a few delightful things planned. Though I'm not sure if vampirism will be supernatural or rational in this one...

As I reported in the notes for Liquid Diet Ch1, I'm waiting on my reading guy to read the next chapter before I post it. After that, I figure I'll write up an epilogue and that'll be that.

I've been pondering doing a werewolf fic. I always liked the one done by Canadibrit -- a shame it wasn't longer or sequelized or whatnot.

I also love Two Girls, One Financial Institution. It's based off a premise a friend and I came up with a while ago -- a story in which everybody is a bank manager. Of course, I decided to make this story in particular a bit more realistic (having the protagonist and antagonist only be bank managers), but who knows what the future will bring. I'm thinking about giving the story multiple branches, each full of wacky shit.

I'm considering giving up Manse Griffin and Duck and Cover altogether. I wanted Manse Griffin to be a moody ghost story, and while it's not a ghost story, Schismatic is definitely very moody. (And Manse Griffin is not. Well, at least the first chapter isn't. I don't know, I'm just in the thinking stage). And I'm no longer sure what I want to do with Duck and Cover. The whole premise seems less than great to me now.

Thinking about using my blog ( bearswithangst.blogspot.com ) to sound off about writing, fics, and Daria fic in particular. It sure isn't seeing much use otherwise these days.

Thinking about the future of Young Switcheroo. Nothing in particular, just different plot ideas and such. I think the next chapter will focus primarily on This Year's Model, or maybe Lab Brat.

Also started a new iCarly fic, iDolatry. (The one review I've gotten for it so far is the best review I've ever received, in fact). I imagine it'll only go on for one or two more chapters, though.

I started a new Monk story entitled Mr. Monk's Excrement Adventure, the sequel to my previous fic Mr. Monk's Excellent Adventure. It's going to be a blast!

Finished Mart of the Dead. Woot!

I keep wondering how far I'll actually get with The Young Switcheroo. I really like writing it, fa sho. Well, who knows.

Not related to a fic, but: I just watched an interesting documentary on the Japanese WWII atomic program, and it says that they actually detonated an A-bomb of their own days after Hiroshima and Nagasaki got scratched. Alas, as the bomb factory was in occupied Korea, it was disassembled and stolen by the Soviets. Gosh, I love little historical obscurities like that.

Fashion Zombies is, I think, not very good. I'd like to get rid of it and sometime in the future restart it during the episode 'Too Cute'. I've actually got some of FZv2 written, but not much.

Extracirricular Activities is in a holding pattern at the moment. I'd like to finish it someday, but I'm not sure exactly how to go about doing this. It might require a thorough rewrite in the first chapter or two, since I started it off with the intent that it'd be a smutty trollfic, but it evolved past that.

Daria vs. Abraham Lincoln is also in a holding pattern currently. I'm not sure where I want to go with this (except that Daria and Upchuck will probably end up together).

The Lawndale Manifesto is a bit flawed as it stands right now. The chapter was more 'proof of concept' than anything; I'd probably have to rewrite what I have before I could continue it.

Survivor Diet is, for a change, something I know what I want to do with, but I'm not exactly sure on how to proceed with that.

The Quiet Ones is something I wrote out of the blue, and I really have no idea if I should let it stand or continue with it. I'd like to continue it, what with Daria being a nonchalant murderer and Quinn enabling her. I think it'd be quite fun. But I don't really know how to proceed.

A Little Problem is becoming harder and harder (lol) to write for, since it's so hard (lol) to get a good joke out of the material. I also don't know if I should pair Daria off with Jane or Upchuck. Hm...

Manse Griffin is yet another fic where I don't quite know what I'm doing but for a few murky parts. We'll see how this develops.

Duck and Cover...I used to have a fairly solid plan for this one, until my friend pointed out some stuff. Now, I'm thinking about doing a complete change in what happens in the next chapter. This change would probably end the fic prematurely, but I'd rather write short good stuff than long bad stuff.

Other stuff: I've been toying with crossovers between 24 and Daria, and Heroes and Daria. I've seen snippets and one-shots of both on the PPMB, but I'd rather do my own -- in theory, I'd like to write a whole season's worth. (You know, I'd probably post on the PPMB a lot more if I wasn't so uber shy. Go figure.)




1. Liquid Diet » reviews
Sandi gets a lifestyle change. How will everybody's favorite fashionista survive without mirrors?
Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 9-21-08
2. Schismatic » reviews
In which Daria loses many things.
Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 8-26-08
3. Two Girls, One Financial Institution reviews
Daria and Jodie face off in a battle of bank managers for fiscal dominance in Lawndale.
Daria - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 9-10-08
4. iDolatry reviews
Spencer's newest sculpture is show on iCarly, and it draws some unusual attention.
iCarly - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 8-25-08
5. Mr Monk's Excrement Adventure
The highly anticipated sequel to the smash-hit Mr. Monk's Excellent Adventure! After Dale 'The Sentient Nuclear Device' Biederbeck takes control of San Francisco and Monk's life, Monk must find a way to save his friends and stop Dale's plans forever.
Monk - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 8-24-08
6. Mart of the Dead » reviews
The surplus store where Andrea works becomes the last bastion of humanity in Lawndale.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 7-12-08
7. The Young Switcheroo » reviews
We've replaced Helen Morgendorffer's first daughter with Jane Lane. Let's see if she can tell the difference.
Daria - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 7-16-08
8. Duck and Cover » reviews
Daria and Jane become trapped in a relic of the Cold War.
Daria - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-22-08
9. Manse Griffin reviews
A death in the family leaves Sandi in possession of an aging mansion in Louisiana.
Daria - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 7-29-08
10. A Little Problem » reviews
Daria wakes up and discovers she has a little problem.
Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 5-26-08
11. The Quiet Ones reviews
I really don't know where I'm going with this one. Alternate ending to Speedtrapped.
Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08
12. Box to the Future » reviews
Daria decides -- mostly by accident -- to get a first-hand account of what her parents were arguing about in her youth.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 6-25-08
13. Survivor Diet reviews
After a freak snowstorm wipes out most of her class, Quinn struggles to continue living.
Daria - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 7-8-08
14. The Lawndale Manifesto reviews
A different Daria meets a different Lane.
Daria - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-24-08
15. Daria vs Abraham Lincoln » reviews
In a story that has absolutely nothing to do with the title, Daria attends Brittany's party alone and in doing so changes the course of human history forever. Well, the course of her own life, anyway .
Daria - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-4-08
16. Mr Monk's Excellent Adventure » reviews
Changes in the lives of Monk and Natalie lead them to embark on a truly excellent adventure. Dedicated to my friend Froglars.
Complete - Monk - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 11-24-07
17. Catharsis reviews
A JuhanixRevan ficlet.
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 6-7-08
18. Someone Set Up Us The Bomb » reviews
In a world where Daria never left Highland, she prepares to remind the world why it's not a good idea to scorn women.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-13-08
19. Daria's Box reviews
A ficlet focusing on Daria, Tom, and double entendres.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-18-08
20. Horse Sense reviews
Daria is upset about conditions at Camp Grizzly. A most improbable source offers help.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 4-2-08
21. Fashion Zombies reviews
The former Fashion Club take the daring stance of being unfashionable when the latest trend hits Lawndale. Warning: Violence.
Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
22. Extracirricular Activities » reviews
Daria is pursuing some rather unorthodox extracirricular activities in Mr. DeMartino's history class. Now with less smut!
Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 2-15-08
23. Night of the Living Furniture reviews
Tom acquires a new hobby, to Daria and Jane's chagrin. Inspired by a scene from Sappy Anniversary. Warning: Violence.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08
24. Her Web of Sin reviews
Trent discovers a woman from his past waiting for him in his kitchen.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 2-11-08
25. But Is He a Fruit or a Vegetable? reviews
Daria meets Jane's new boyfriend, Tom.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 11-30-07
26. Mental in the Morning reviews
Ficlet Daria takes drastic measures.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-3-07 - Published: 10-3-07
27. The Tracy Problem » reviews
Tracy is filth. He's subhumanoid. And finally, in this fic, Tracy will be destroyed in every way a man can be destroyed. Also, the standard AshMisty JesseJames OakDelia rates apply. Cowritten with my good friend Doust19.
Pokemon - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-18-07
28. Stinks Like Teen Spirit reviews
Daria neglects her personal hygiene due to a bet with Jane. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for some particularly disgusting nonsexual scenes.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07
29. Separation reviews
Ridley discovers that the road to revealing to Samus that he loves her is long and hard for the both of them. Violence, rape
Complete - Metroid - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 11-28-04
30. Telling Himself reviews
Ridley takes care of a comatose Samus...so he can kill her? Implied pairing of Samus and Ridley.
Metroid - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-16-04
31. Vows reviews
After a long war, Ganondorf proposes its end to Zelda literally. RRated Version
Complete - Zelda - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-2-04 - Published: 7-2-04
32. The Redemption of Trent Easton II Remastered » reviews
Trent Easton is now partnered with Joanna Dark in the Carrington Institute. However, they both stumble unto a plot more insiduous than the conspiracy to activate the Cetan megaweapon.
Perfect Dark - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-04 - Published: 9-28-02
33. Till Death Do Us Part reviews
Movie fic, Alice and zombified Rain pairing. A single gun jamming causes Alice's whole world to change.
Complete - Resident Evil - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 10-19-03
34. Forget Me Not reviews
Ridley finally captures Samus -- who has suffered complete memory loss.
Complete - Metroid - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-17-03 - Published: 9-17-03
35. Love is Pain reviews
An extremely twisted ficlet. Reader caution: Violent content ahead.
Complete - Daria - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-6-03 - Published: 1-6-03
36. The Redemption of Trent Easton: Remastered Edition reviews
Trent Easton meets a Scandinavian who promises power, technology, and glory. Alternate take on PD. Newly rewritten version.
Complete - Perfect Dark - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-9-02 - Published: 8-29-02
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