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| Witchdoctr |
 Poll: What Level of Yaoi Fangirl Are You? Level of Yaoi Preferences, Scale 1-10: From a Kiss on the Cheek to Things Better Left Behind Doors Vote Now! |
Author has written 21 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Loveless, and Pokémon. My screen name is Witchdoctr. I have many others, but this is my Fanfiction name. My real name is Kira (if you can believe it). If you're here because you like on of my stories and are curious about me... well, here's some information. Occupation: Writer, student. I write short stories, poetry, shorts, essays (recreationally), and many other forms of writing including fanfiction, (duh). Favorite Noise: Maniacal/ evil/ broken/ insane laughter, regular laughter Favorite Color: Any color but pink Secret Desire: I don't... even know who you are. Language: English and Spanish. I can write in Phoenician. Learning Japanese, and French... soon. One day. Ah, but my passion is Russian. One day...I can only hope... Sappy Quotes: A.A. Milne's: “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” “If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever..." “If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you.” “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” “I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” “Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.” Note on Romance: I like yaoi, yuri, het, etc., I just want chemistry between two characters, regardless of the gender of its participants! Love is hard enough to find, why should gender be a barrier? I much prefer yaoi, but I don't mind het or yuri. I ship some het pairings. I don't ship yuri very often, but I'm open to it. Really, I just love to see strong emotional bonds and connections and they usually manifest themselves into a fantastic pairing that I will whole-heartedly ship. That being said, I'm not adverse to crack pairings. Crack pairings are fun too. So here are my pairings. Yes, ORDER IS IMPORTANT. Death Note Pairings: OTP (One True Pairing): Mello /Matt BB/ Matt Light/L Naruto Pairings: OTP: Naruto/ Gaara (in that order; I can't stand it the other way around). NaruSasu or SasuNaru (just make up already! And do something about your sexual tension!) I like NaruGaa, but I'd much rather NaruSasu happened, since it's got more canon backing Kiba/ Hinata (he's a better match for her than Naruto) Sasuke/ Gaara Neji/ Gaara Lee/ Gaara Kakuzu/ Hidan (go eat a dick! *giggle) Shikamaru/ Temari Lee/ Sakura Soul Eater Pairings: Soul/ Maka (they're canon, if you ask me) Giriko/ Justin Law Black Star/ Death the Kid Hetalia Pairings: OTP: Russia/ America Russia/ Canada America/ Canada Prussia/ Canada Spain/ Romano Germany/ Romano Bully!Prussia/ kid!Russia I can't find any of this pairing! Loveless pairings: Seimei/ Ritsuka (I'm awful) Soubi/ Ritsuka Legend of Korra- Fav. Pairings: Bolin/ Korra Tahno/ Korra Favorite Pairings for The Last Airbender: OTP: Zuko/ Katara Aang/ Toph Jet Li/ Katara Jet Li/ Zuko Haru/ Katara Sokka/ Toph Sokka/ Ty Lee Unique Pairings: Note: this means pairings I support without having watched/ followed the actual story they're apart of. For example: SHIZAYA. I know enough about it, but haven't watched Durarara. Don't judge me, they're so prominent you could be forgiven for thinking they're the main characters. I think they're sexy together, but I couldn't get into Durarara. Don't judge me, but I do ship them despite not really knowing much about the anime or manga. EDIT: I have read so much fanfiction and so many kink memes that I feel I have the right to ship them so desperately. They look so damn good with each other and there are just so many spectacular kink meme fills out there! Like a Loveless/Shizaya crossover fic? There are so many brilliant stories on the kink meme, sexy or otherwise, and other people... they just don't get why kink memes are so damn awesome. They don't and they never will and I find it sad. Anyway though, I know a lot about Durarara!! because of my Shizaya hunting. I love Celty. She's so nice. Also, Erika. Ah, love fujoshi. In any media... I can identify with them. Plus... well, voyeurism... is a kink. I know a lot about it, I swear, I just never watched much of Durarara!! because it wasn't my type. I don't watch it, but I know it. GrimmUlqui. Similar to the DRRR!! example above, never got into Bleach, but I like the pairing anyway. They're cute together. Also, they need to be in character at least a little or I'm not into it (funny how I know their characters, but not their universe also due to fanfiction and kink memes) Also, Renji/ Ichigo. Thiefshipping- Yami!Bakura and Marik Bronzeshipping- Yami!Marik and Marik Citronshipping-ThiefKing!Bakura and Marik I got all my shipping fuel from the Abridged Series, thanks to Little Kuriboh. I haven't really watched the original. Harmoniashipping. Haven't played Pokemon Black that much, but N is pretty cute. That being said, I also ship Black/ Touya and N. Captain America/ Tony Stark, going off the Avengers movie and some evidence from the comics and things others have told me or discussed with me, also the actors are cute together Thor/ Loki, ditto, same as above and I'm sick. Perversions: I love yaoi. What can I say? Two guys making out is hot. End of story. There was a time when I thought it was gross and I hated when fangirls supported gay pairings, but times have changed. MPreg: Hate it, find it stupid and illogical or badly executed, babies ruin romance and sexiness (some exceptions but they make me cry, not turn me on) Gender-Bending: Some exceptions, but generally not a huge fan; it's too weird most of the time for me to get into OOC: I don't really mind it. Roleplaying is fun... if you get my meaning. Shota-con: Yes, okay, fine, I admit it. Yes. Incest: ... don't make me say it. Non-con: Absolutely a fan. Dub-con: Almost as fun as Non-con, but sometimes can be better. It all depends on how it's written. Any of these can be total shit if done wrong. But if both are equally well-written? I'd prefer dubcon. There! Some morality! Sadomasochism: Hell yes. BDSM: To a certain extent yes. What Level of Yaoi Fangirl Are You? Level of Yaoi Preferences, Scale 1-10: From a Kiss on the Cheek to Things Better Left Behind Doors Please vote on my poll, your opinion does matter to me since I'm somewhere between five and seven... and sometimes 9...10... you get the point. Kinks: Gunplay Topping from the bottom combined with bondage. I'll explain that one. The one technically on "top" (as in not the one receiving) would be tied up and the one on the "bottom" is technically on top and riding. You know what I mean. Not many people share this with me though. Riding in general. Bondage in general (i.e. handcuffs, ropes, any form of restriction) It really varies. I have a lot, but those two stand out. I have a gun fetish. Strange, right? Hm. Noncon. Dubcon. Public locations. Forbidden locations. Shota with strict limitations Double pen. Violence. And... insanity. Yes, that deserves a place on this list. I'm a strange person. My excuse is that I'm demisexual. The usual forms of titillation escape me. One person physically weaker and/or ill (submissive), or vice versa Name-calling Voyeurism Cameras/ technology utilized (such as someone watching live from say, a laptop) Hatesex. Huge fan. Love the dynamics there. Consensual or else it falls under noncon. Abandoned/ unconventional place In the dirt/ woods/ rural area In a vehicle or on one Tearing clothing Threesomes Hurt/comfort/ angst/ disturbed minds animalistic/ primal/ violent Cross-dressing, but only occasionally (I don't like gender bends) And it depends on the form of media, really. If it's anime, then something associated with that anime will be sexier than in another. Like for example, Light/L. Handcuffs are nice in any pairing, but when it's Light and L? Then it's a specific kink but only for Death Note. Like Mello and Matt? Matt's goggles and his striped shirt might not seem at all like kinks, but it is something of a kink for me whenever I see them mentioned in writing. But only Death Note. Get it? I could go on, but... too long. End Note: Ending words of an extremely long profile you most likely skimmed over for the important stuff like yaoi ;) I don't plan my stories, they happen. Which is why they're all seriously whacked. PS: I go also under the name SnappingFourthWall on Fictionpress . com and that is my account for original stories. Here's the link for those who are interested: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/864165/SnappingFourthWall My Tumblr: http://dissonantc0gnition.tumblr.com/ | |||||||||
1. Gaara's Triple Existence for a Day reviewsGaara splits into three of himself (little gaara, murderous Gaara, and Kazekage Gaara) and Naruto has to make sure that each of them is taken care of. Fill for a Tumblr request. Crackfic. Some drama and romance? A bit all over the place, the lightest thing I've ever written, which means it's still somewhat angsty but mostly comedy. OOC for comic purposes, weirdness galore.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-13 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete2. Love Is Like a Sickness » reviewsLoving your little brother is one thing. Being a caring older brother is another. Being a loving, caring brother should be simple, but where does brotherly love cross the line between love and a sickness? Seimei would argue there was no line. Soubi would say it didn't matter; he had crossed it long ago. Not that HE has the moral high ground, having dark impulses of his own.Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-28-13 - Published: 6-19-12 - Ritsuka A. & Soubi A.3. What Does Absence Do? » reviewsArthur and Matthew were high school sweethearts, but when Mattie caught him cheating with Francis they broke it off. They meet again years later.Absence doesn't quite make the heart grow fonder but does give one time to grow up. Mattie has never been more attractive or sexy...or so off-limits. Arthur's selfish enough to want him while dating the man he broke it off with Mattie for.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,020 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 8-5-12 - England/Britain & Canada - Complete4. Not Limited to Sex reviewsMatthew and Arthur are friends with benefits. Well, no, not true, they are friends who have sex. Sometimes. They're just friends! Who have sex! And a lot of history! And a lot of tension, sexual and other. Not quite "buddies" and not "f-buddies", and definitely not boyfriends. What exactly are they? Sequel to What Does Absence Do? Yaoi. Duh. Smut, sex, language, other good stuff.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-18-12 - England/Britain & Canada5. As Hot as Ice » reviewsMatthew is tormented by Gilbert, but he is saved by the psychotic sociopath, a scary new Russian student. Ivan seems like a nice guy; Gilbert seems like a heartless bully. But who is a liar? PruCan vs RusCan, don't be deceived by the character listing, because either can win. Limes, depression, bullying, all the fun stuff. America/Belarus. Yeah, I'm going there.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,612 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 11-3-12 - Published: 12-22-11 - Canada & Prussia6. Taken By the Human Form reviewsPokemon have developed the ability to take the shape of human beings to hide among them, in dangerous times. The legendaries that hold the world together are dying out and it's their duty to live for the world. One-shot, originally multi-chaptered but the idea was dropped by the lack of responses and popularity. Nothing personal.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-19-12 - Published: 7-9-12 - Complete7. Sometimes Love Is So Unawesome » reviewsSo Gilbert and Elizaveta have an odd relationship.Somewhere along the lines of friend/ childhood playmate/enemy/accomplice.Gilbert isn't in love with her,but he does get jealous when that rich Roderich brat catches her attention. AusHun vs PruHun *wink* Discontinued...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 11-19-11 - Prussia & Hungary - Complete8. When Fangirls Outnumber the Countries! » reviewsFangirls attack the nations. The only reasonable option is to run away screaming, but there's only one planet and there are A LOT OF CRAZY FANGIRLS. Humor fic, pairings will appear since most of the Hetalia fanbase consists of pairings, rating might go up.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-19-12 - Published: 2-19-12 - Complete9. When Nothing Remains » reviewsExtended, elaborated version of the "Canadian and the Russian Upstairs." Same start but different ending. RusCan this time.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-2-12 - Published: 3-3-12 - Canada & Russia - Complete10. Shinobi Outlaws » reviewsThe art of the shinobi has been outlawed. Ninjas are on the run,in hiding, and if they are caught,they're imprisoned.Naruto is captured and brought to one of the prisons where he meets... everyone, duh. On hiatus.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,884 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 4-15-12 - Published: 6-26-1111. The Canadian and the Russian Upstairs reviewsEver heard "the Babysitter and the Man Upstairs?" My Hetalia take on it with psycho!Russia and suicidal! Canada. As weird as the title is, this is NOT a humor fic. Be warned...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-18-12 - Canada & Russia - Complete12. Silly Tomato reviewsAntonio stops at Lovino's restaurant to bug him. Erm, random one-shot. Rated M for Lovi's mouth and suggestive material. Uh, Spamano... fluff... yeahhhhHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-14-12 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete13. It Started as Anger reviewsAlfred did not want a little brother.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-28-11 - America & Canada - Complete14. When It's Twilight It's Dim » reviewsThis is not a FANfic. It's more of a HATERfic. So don't come here, Twi-hards if you can't handle it. This is total Twilight bashing. Read if you can handle it. If not, bring it on, flamers. Written for Twilight bashers, not for literary value. Believe it or not, but I am capable of writing a lot better than this... and I'm sure Meyers could've too, if she'd wanted to.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 12-6-11 - Published: 8-24-11 - Bella - Complete15. Shades of Light and Dark » reviewsSequel to Gaara of the Light. Sasugaa VS Narugaa VS Sasunaru. And some SuigetsuXGaara action to keep you squirming in disgust. You should really read Gaara of the Darkness/Light before reading this. Yaoi, lime.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 60,387 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 11-25-11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete16. How Twilight Should've Been reviewsOkay, I know I say I hate Twilight a lot and I do, but you know what? I'm not going to whine about it, I'm going to show all of you how it can be improved and how it should've been written, because all of you telling me that "Oh as if you can write it better" have a point. So I have. Written it, "better" that is. Non-canon.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-16-11 - Complete17. Gaara of the Light » reviewsSequel to Gaara of the Darkness. Gaara of the Darkness should be read first, because this is the second installment in my little trilogy. This time, definitely yaoi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,941 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 7-29-11 - Published: 6-12-11 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete18. Paths Not Considered » reviewsItachi loved his little brother too much to kill him on the night of the Uchiha massacre. He expected Sasuke to run away, foster his hatred, and become stronger. But what if Sasuke hadn't run away? What if he'd taken a path not considered? NOT CANON AT ALL, I warn you now, it's not pretty.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 6-15-11 - Published: 4-30-11 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete19. Gaara of the Darkness » reviewsNaruto was never the type to give up easily.The new kid, the redhead, won't talk to him, but that's fine. Naruto can talk enough for both of them. He wants Gaara as a friend. But he doesn't realize that being Gaara's friend involves a lot more than patience and persistence.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 53,308 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 6-11-11 - Published: 5-8-11 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete20. Twins » reviewsBeyond Birthday and L Lawliet are twins, sharing a bond. A bond that can be broken and hurt if one twin goes off the edge. AU, abuse, no yaoi, sorry folks. Still very, very new to fan fiction, so... it's a bit weak at some parts, but I won't go back and edit because I can see if I improved.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,917 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-8-10 - Published: 11-28-10 - L & BB - Complete21. Don't Tell » reviewsQuillish Whammy is a teacher. He notices the pale, crazy haired, baggy eyed kid in the backrow. He also notices the bruises. Angst ,loads of really heavy angst. AU. Child Abuse. Second Fanfic, so be gentle.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-2-10 - Published: 11-24-10 - L & Watari - Complete
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