I am an author; I write stories, many of such that are listed below my profile were written when I was just learning the techniques of writing. I fully intend to fix grammatical issues and spelling errors when I have time to do such. Sometimes I don't like the way my story is going, so I change it, that's the beautiful part about Fan-fiction, I have that option.

I greatly enjoy a critics company, though many seem to have a sharp stick up their ass in my opinion. I say "There's critiques, and then there's criDICKs" I fully understand your desire to inform me of mistakes that I might have missed, and I do like when people point out a misspelled word, or a misplaced comma. But when a person gets to hating on your entire plot because they have a burr up their ass, and a spur to act as Susan Cohen, B. R. Myers, or Troy Patterson, it appears childish and overly arrogant. Ladies and Gentleman, were human beings, lets not treat these Fan based stories as a rough draft for the declaration of independence, this is Fan-Fiction, not a Jerry Springer show.

I am a Beta reader.

Anime I'v seen in order: Wolf's Rain, Vampire knight, Vampire Knight Guilty, DNAngel, Fruit's basket, School Rumble, Noir,Angel beats, InuYasha, Neo Angelique Abyss, Black lagoon, Ranma 1/2,

"If everyones taking 'the road less traveled' It isn't going to be 'less traveled' Now is it?"ME

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Forecast for tongiht: darkness

Never go to a docter whose office plants have died

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.