Author has written 20 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Glee, Mass Effect, and Star Wars.
Yeah, that's a picture of me.
Oh, yeah. Hey there, I'm Gone Rampant, but before that, I was known as Your Rights Are My Rights.
Here are some facts about me:
Age: And I'd tell that to a complete stranger, why?
Height: See above answer.
Consoles: Playstation 2, X-Box 360.
Accent: I'm Irish-American, but I speak more like I'm from the States.
Games: Halo, SKYRIM, Mass Effect, Forza Motorsport, the LEGO games, Need For Speed Series, Star Wars The Force Unleashed 1,2,KOTOR, Battlefront 2 ,Beyond Good and Evil, Assassins Creed, Crackdown 12, Just Cause 2, Marvel Ultimate Alliance and a whole lot more.
Favourite Web Series: Red vs Blue, The Forgotten Spartans, Arby and Chief, Phil, Bite Me, Sanity Not Included, works of Digital PH33R (AKA Jon CJG), most Halo 3 machinimas and a fair bit of stuff on Machinima.Com.
Movies: Too many...
Universal Disclaimer: I own nothing in these stories I write, unless they're OC. In that case, Marikane Cananvi from the Star Wars Universe, Daniel Lawson from Glee and Zack 747 from the Haloverse belong to me and me only, but you can ask if you want to borrow them for stories.
Note: I use a lot of what's called "Artistic Liscense". For me, this means I can go into a small matter (Say, a blaster from Star Wars can't be silenced like guns in our universe, right?), and change it, just a little, like the silencer thing. Same goes for other stories.
So here, I'll set up links to other websites I'm on. Here's my Twitter feed:
Here's my page on DeviantART:
Here's Daniel Lawson's page on the Glee Fanon Wiki:
And here's my YouTube page:
My Blogspot Profile (Reviews to come):
If I join other websites, links will follow.
Now for some stupid crazy things:
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
1. I may not agree with the reasons behind a war, but I will stand beside the men and women fighting it until the end; they deserve our prayers, support and encouragement.
2. I do not believe that just because a girl is a tomboy and has short hair and favors "boyish" clothes, that she is or will become a lesbian. I know this person with short hair, wears jeans, and plays Halo, and she is NOT a lesbian!
3. I support people with autism. People who think autistic folk are "of the devil" are horribly wrong. They are people just like we are, they just have a different way of relating to the world around them. I've been mistaken for someone autistic due to my quietness in crowds and somewhat introverted habits.
4. I believe in second chances and forgiveness, but I also believe in punishment and true repentance for wrongdoing to merit pardon.
5. I do not believe in judging people by their looks. I have a condition that I haven't identified yet that causes my face to be slightly irregular and my lips to be kind of mismatched. But I am okay with that. If people can't be friends with me just because I look kind of "funny," then they are not worth my time.
6. I believe that Jesus Christ died on a cross and rose again after 3 days to save me from my sins, and that He will return again sometime soon to gather His saints unto him.
On a serious note: I have a neutral opinion on abortion. While I understand it is sometimes a necessary evil, I can't stand by and watch children die.
IF YOU SHARE ANY OF THESE OPINIONS YOU MAY COPY AND PASTE THEM TO YOUR PROFILE!
For Halo fans-- ever wanted to know what number you'd have as a Spartan? Well here's how to calculate it scientifically (sorta)! Take your birthdate in this format (MM/DD/YY). Mine is 5/02/90. Add the three sets of two digits together. I get "097." Therefore my Spartan number is 097. (Borrowed this off someone, lol)
Have you ever noticed that the people who gossip about others and make fun of others, are the people who are so shallow without their money and looks and talents, they are the ones who are pathetic?
Trespassers will be shot on sight. Survivors will be shot again. (A quote I saw somewhere, but can't recall who said it)
Humanity creates its own monsters-- the victim may well become the victimizer.
There is no rank without honor. -- Arbiter Fal Chavamee, Halo Legends
A reporter went to interview a Marine who was supervising some local boys getting an introduction to firearms. She asked him how he felt about the fact that, in teaching the boys how to handle guns, he may be equipping them with the means to become killers. The Marine stared at her for a moment, then curtly replied, "Well ma'am, you're equipped with the means to be a prostitute, but I don't see you following that line of work at the moment." The reporter broke off the interview and left hurriedly, while the Marine continued teaching the boys how to properly aim and fire their rifles. (I salute the Marine!)
This is the history of the Marine Corps. We stole the anchor from the Navy, the rope from the Army, and the eagle from the Air Force; and on the seventh day when God rested, we stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since! (another quote whose author I can't remember!)
Marines don't take shit from anybody. They just throw it back.
When Marines die, they go to Heaven and are assigned to guard the streets. And when the Lord comes back on a white horse and leads the charge at Armageddon, why, these reservists will be called back to active duty and stand on the front lines, and raise an almighty OOHRAH that will cause Satan's darkest demons to crap their pants in sheer terror.
Marine Corps Boot Camp should be a required course for anyone who wants to get serious about life and get the facts straight.
Rambo does exist. Find some Force Recon Marines and you get a whole set of Rambos, only these are the 2.0 version.
Neutralizing a threat can have several meanings. For the Marines, "neutralize" is synonymous with "kill," and that's the way we like it.
A squad of Marines passed to the other side, but along the way, one of them was ambushed and taken hostage by the devil. His squad mates got to Heaven safely but were saddened at the loss of their comrade. So they planned to invade Hell and get him back. St. Peter said it wasn't a good idea, but one day while he wasn't looking they planted charges on the Pearly Gates and blew their way outta there. After a long journey, they reached the door to Hell and were greeted by the doorman, who asked them what their business was. They introduced themselves and after a long pause, were let inside. To their surprise, their comrade was thrust back at them, unbound and free to go, and Hell looked unsually empty. "What's going on?" the sergeant demanded. The Private wiped the sweat from his brow and with a shaky smile, replied "Well sir, the Nazis and Japs and Viet Cong and terrorists have been spreadin' tales about us Marines for some time now, and when they heard you were comin', everybody went and jumped into that lake of fire over there to hide."
(Note: I use "Jap" not as a racial term but as a term for the Axis-aligned enemies America fought against during WWII)
QUOTES, QUIPS AND THE LIKE:
Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Private Eightball: Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing grenades at him 'til the end of his life.
Animal Mother: What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war? We should win it.
STUFF THAT REALLY PUTS FLIES IN MY OINTMENT:
1. Westboro (fake)Baptist(Satanic) Church *COUGHcultCOUGH, because they are hatemongering fools parading around simply to get attention and make people miserable. God does not hate America, gays, Jews, or any group of people. What God hates is sin, and He will punish sin, but He loves mankind so much that He sent His only begotten Son to die on a cross for our sins and thus provide us with a way to redeem ourselves. Westboro insists that "obeying God" is the only way to get to Heaven. Sorry, folks. Salvation through Christ Jesus is the only way to get to Heaven... so waving around your disgusting, obnoxious signs and screaming parodies of songs that bring shame and sadness to our soldiers and country WILL NOT win you a ticket to the Pearly Gates. Nuh-uh. OBEY GOD and get right with the Lord, submit to Him in repentance and give your hearts to Him, and seek to spread the Gospel with love and faith to all peoples of the earth. Fred Phelps and family, God does not find favor with your practices or attitude. Also, if I die in service to my country, please picket my funeral so my enraged family can throw things at you. That is all.
2. Code Pink. Bunch of pink-wearing, sissyfied, flower-child hippies with no sense of honor or patriotism. SHAME. Try supporting the troops who are getting hurt and killed daily for their country. If you have a problem with the war, don't take it out on the warriors. Go gab at the politicians who decide everything. The grunts in the field are just doing what they are told to do. They aren't on a personal mission to rape, maim, burn and kill all in their path like you seem to think. Sure, there are bad apples in any bunch, but that is because we are flawed humans. How dare you insult the Marine Corps and other branches of the armed forces so. Because of you, I do not wear the color pink. EVER. Unless it's Breast Cancer Awareness month, of course.
3. Homophobia. Discrimination is disgusting, and if you do it, you're a sick, perverted animal who should be locked up for your crimes against innocent people.
"Borrowed" this off Herr Wozzeck:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I may seem like an obnoxious asshole, but I'd rather be the obnoxious asshole who believes and fights for something than the skeptical, questioning scholar or politician who doesn't know what they believe and hesitates to fight simply because there are no beliefs to fight for.
YOU SAY GOD HATES FAGS, I SAY JESUS SAVES!
YOU SAY THANK GOD FOR 9/11, I SAY THANK GOD IT WASN'T ANY WORSE!
YOU SAY THANK GOD FOR IEDs, I SAY THANK GOD FOR EODs!
YOU SAY THANK GOD FOR DEAD KIDS, I SAY THANK GOD FOR THE LIVE ONES!
YOU SAY GOD HATES AMERICA, I SAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!
YOU SAY THANK GOD FOR THE HOLOCAUST, I SAY THANK GOD HITLER WAS SHUT DOWN!
YOU SAY SEMPER FAGS, I SAY SEMPER FI!!!
YOU SAY GOD HATES THE WORLD, I SAY FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD (John 3:16)!!
YOU SAY THANK GOD FOR CANCER, I SAY THANK GOD FOR CHEMOTHERAPY, RADIATION AND SKILLED DOCTORS!
YOU SAY I'M WRONG, I SAY WHATEVER!!
I am bilingual. My first language is Deadpan Sarcasm. My second one is English.
The Eagle born to those who pledged their lives and sacred honor
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: NoGirl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!).
You snark at anything. I mean ANYTHING.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Warning! May cause headaches, nausea, fever, an excess amount of vomiting, pregnancy, tentacle growth, random limb removal, slight sex changes, random discolorations in embarrassing places, hair loss, hair growth, blood loss, heart attack, weight gain, weight loss, sweating, castration, excruciating pain in random places, spontaneous combustion, and death. Magic is not for everyone, please contact your local mystic before attempted use, after failed attempts, and especiallyafter successful attempts. Keep out of reach of crack-heads, angsty teenagers, football players, cheerleaders, lawyers, Goths, obsessive fanatics, the voices in your head, poets, giant rabbits, pencil abusers, idiots, and especially worms. Children use with caution but otherwise have fun and try not to blow up the planet. Adults please do not use at all because you’re boring and we hate you.
- Thanks Rhea :)
Questions never to be answerd just pondered
1. If you went back in time and killed your grandparents you would cease to exist if so then who went back in time to kill them in the first place?
2. What came first the chicken or the egg?... Oh wait thats right they already answerd that instead of putting valuable resources in curring diseases they found out it was the damn chicken!!!
3. if there was no concept of right and wrong would there be crime?
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been attacked in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile.
Even when you can't sense him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
Just some little fun things:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you day-dream so much, you have your own little world, copy this into your profile, because I know I do.
If your Mom or Dad is scared of the music you listen to, copy and post to your profile!
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If Whenever you hear the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile, (Every time)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile
Did you know that both George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were home schooled? If you support homeschooling, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I am home schooled!)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (The door I ran into made one of those Loony Toon's 'BAM' sounds when I ran into it. Not joking.)
If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I do that too many times.)
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. (Who doesn't?!)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever planned out how you would kill someone while knowing you would never actually do it, copy this to your profile.
Copy this to your profile if you are sitting here updating your profile while you should be working on your story.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "NO NOT THE FLUFFY ONES!!!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile
THOSE WHO ARE CLINICLY INSANE BUT WOULD STILL HELP TO SAVE THE WORLD : PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this
If you have dreams in which you're inserted into one of your video games, post this in your profile.
If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this into your profile.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Teeheehee)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this to your profile.
If you can quote at least fifty Star Wars quotes, join the club and put this on your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever fallen UP the stairs copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy and paste this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four?
Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?
Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?
Four: Without looking guess what time it is?
Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?
Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Eight: What are you wearing?
Nine: Did you dream last night?
Ten: When did you last laugh?
Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?
Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?
Fourteen: What film did you last watch?
Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?EA. Then I'd set that company straight...
Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:
I like to imagine I'm president of my bed.
Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the quilt or consequences, what would you do.
Eighteen: Do you like to dance?
Nineteen: George Bush:
Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her
Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun"
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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