Well, I'm Maria..currently and forever obssesed with the hottie French sprinter Christophe Lemaitre :3

I love Ancient Greek,History and Greek Literature and I hate Chemistry (My teacher is schizophrenic and I am sure about it..) and Physics (good teacher but they kinda suck as a subject XD)

Fav Books: The Vampire Academy series; The House Of Night series; Liebe Geht Durch Alle Zeiten Serien, Τριτη Ευχή; The Hush, Hush series; Scarlet; Beastly; Wake; Fade; Gone; Beautiful Creatures; Beautiful Darkness; Beautiful Chaos; Dark Dreams, Die Laure Lender Serien; Blue Bloods.

Fav Anime: Naruto; Death Note (Whyyyyyy did L have to die..[cries]); Mashiro-Iro Symphony (Shingo should have ended up with Airi), Myself;Yourself; Yosuga No Sora; Ladies VS Butlers; Saman King; Fruits Basket; Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni (Kai;Rei;Kira); School Days; Elfen Lied; Kampfer; High School DxD; Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama; Denpa Teki Na Kanojo; Akane Iro Ni Somaru Saka; and Love Hina; Vampire Knight; Chaos;Head; Full Moon O Sagashite; Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne;.

Manga: Ai Hime Ai To Himejoto; Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Watanagashi-hen/Onikakushi-hen/Yoigoshi-hen/Meakashi-hen/Tsumihoroboshi-hen/Minagoroshi-hen/Onisarashi-hen; 7th Period Is A Secret; Black Bird; Princess Ai; Sensei To Watashi; 7th Period Rapsody; Melodramatic Library; RosarioVampire; Naruto; Love Hina; Fruits Basket; Karakuri Odette; Demon Diary; Death Note; Cafe Occult; Flower Of Evil; Full Moon O Sagashite; Hell Girl; The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross; @ Full Moon; Mermaid Melody.

Fav TV-series:Rubicon; Flash Forward (Why the heck did they have to cancel it :@); Pretty Little Liars; Gossip Girl; Glee; 90210; The Lying Game; NCIS: Los Angeles; Melrose Place; The Suite Life series (love the Sprouse twins

Fav movies: The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things; Skyfall; Cyberbu//y; Odd Girl Out; Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior; Die Anothe Day; Hitchcock; The Phantom Of the Opera; Teenage Dirtbag; The Roommate; Sleuth; Face/Off; Never Let Me Go; The Uninvited; Let Me In; The 6th Sense; The 5th Element; The 13th Floor; Les Choristes; The Butterfly Effect .

Fav artists: Three Days Grace; Metallica; The Pretty Reckless; Siren's Eye; Muse; Paramore; Ke$ha; Dream Theater; Linkin Park; Serj Tankian.

Myy Favvvveee Songs:

Kill Me- The Prwetty Reckless

Your Guardian Angel- The Red Jumsuit Apparatus

You Are Not Gonna Save Me- Geno Lenardo, Lance Ferrell

Wonderful World- The Small Hours

Zombie- The Pretty Reckless

Showbiz- Muse

Say You'll Haunt Me- Stone Sour

The Ungorgiven- Metallica

Under The Water- The Pretty Reckless

Fix You- Coldplay

Never Too Late- Three Days Grace

Alumina- Nightmare

Harakiri- Serj Tankian

Last To Know- Three Days Grace

With Me- Sum41

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni (When The Cicadas Cry)- Eiko Samamiya

Naraku No Hana (Flower Of Hell)- Eiko Samamiya

Nothing Else Matters- Metallica

Just Tonight- The Pretty Reckless

Η Μικρή Αγάπη (H mikri agapi)- FullFace

Πέτρα, Ψαλίδι, Μολύβι, Χαρτί (Petra, Psalidi, Molivi, Harti)- Ραψωδος Φιλόλογος (Rapsodos Filologos)

The Ministry Of Lost Souls- Dream Theater

And Lots, Lots MORE...!!!

My Favorite Vampire Academy Quotes ...:

"You're beautiful in battle. Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven." -Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

"I love you, Roza. I'll always be there for you. I'm not going to let anything happen to you." -Dimitri Belikov, Shadow Kiss

"Did you know that Victor Dashkov is sitting on your bed?" -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

"If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around." -Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

Dimitri: "Why did you come here?"
Rose: "Because you hit me on the head and dragged me here."
If I was going to die, I was going to go in true Rose style. -Dimitri Belikov and Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of suprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fair to have one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

"Now rumors of my humiliation were trickling down to the lower campuses. If I walked over to the elementary dorms, some six-year-old would probably tell me she'd heard that I killed Christian." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

Mason: "Belikov is a sick, evil man and should be thrown into a pit of rabid vipers for the offense he committed against you this morning."
Rose: "Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?"
Mason: "I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers, though."
Rose: "Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?"
Mason: "You ever try to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering."
Rose: "Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this." -Mason Ashford and Rose Hathaway, Frostibite

"I know how devastated you must be to miss me. But leave a message, and I’ll try to ease your agony as soon as possible." -Adrian Ivashkov, Blood Promise

Rose: "Do you have, like, a T. rex you're going to feed?"
Christian: "Only if you want some." -Rose Hathaway and Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

"Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

Dimitri: "Roza . . . Why? Why did you have to be so difficult? We could've spent eternity together . . ."
Rose: "Sorry. My eternity doesn't involve being part of the undead mafia."
Dimitri: "I know. Eternity will be lonely without you." -Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

Rose: "I . . . I know. I know it's not him. I know he's a monster, but we can save him . . . if we can do what Robert was telling us about . . ."
Eddie: "That's what this is about? Rose, that's ridiculous! You can't believe that. Strigoi are dead. They're gone to us. Robert and Victor were feeding you a bunch of crap."
Rose: "Then why are you even here? Why have you stuck with us?"
Eddie: "Because you're my friend. I stayed with you through all of this . . . breaking out Victor, listening to his crazy brother . . . because I knew you needed me. You all did, to help keep you safe. I thought you had a real reason for getting Victor out - and that you were going to return him. Does it sound crazy? Yeah, but that's normal for you. You've always had good reasons for what you do. But this . . . this is crossing a line. Letting Strigoi go in order to chase some idea - some idea that you couldn't possibly work - is ten times worse than what we did with Victor. A hundred times worse. Every day that Dimitri walks the world is another day that people are going to die." -Rose Hathaway and Eddie Castile, Spirit Bound

Adrian: "You're lying."
Robert: "And who are you to say that? How can you tell? You've bruised and abused your powers so much, it's a wonder you can even touch the magic anymore. And all these things you do to yourself . . . it doesn't truly help, does it? Spirit's punishment still affects you . . . soon you won't be able to tell reality from dream . . ."
Adrian: "I don't need any physical signs to see that you're lying. I know you are because what you're describing is impossible. There's no way to save a Strigoi. When they're gone, they're gone. They're dead. Undead. Forever."
Robert: "That which is dead doesn't always stay dead . . ." -Adrian Ivashkov and Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

"He's hot - like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic." -Rose Hathaway, Frostbite

Christian: "In spite of everything, even with Avery--"
Lissa: "Christian, I'm so sorry for that--"
Christian: "You don't have to--"
Lissa: "I do--"
Christian: "Damn it. Will you let me finish a sent--"
Lissa: "No." -Christian Ozera and Lissa Dragomir,Spirit Bound

Adrian: "And, I can visit people in their dreams."
Christian: "Stop. I can feel there’s a comment coming on about how women already dream about you. I just ate, you know." -Adrian Ivashkov and Christian Ozera, Blood Promise

"Eighteen, and already you've been accused of murder,aided felons, and acquired a death count higher than most guardians will ever see" He paused. "I couldn't be prouder" -Abe Mazur, Last Sacrifice

"You still lose what you value most...

It hadn't been me that Rhonda was talking about. It hadn't even been Dimitri's life.
What you value most.
It had been his soul." -vampire academy(shadow kiss)

-Dimitri: She Might be wild and disrespectful, but if she has potential-

Rose: Wild and disrespecful? Who the hell are you anyway? Oursourced help?"

Kirova: Guardian Belikov is the princess lissa's guardian now, her sanctioned guardian.

Rose: You got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?

And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.- Rose, Vampire Academy

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian, Vampire Academy

"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." -Christian, Vampire Academy

He laughed, and I was pretty sure it was AT me and not WITH me. -Rose, Vampire Academy

"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"Great-Aunt. And I'm her favorite great nephew. Well I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important. I'd still be her favorite," Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." Adrian
"What are you saying that I'm normally an ungrateful bitch." silence "Hey! Not cool." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other." -Christian
"I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get n trouble if I say it in class." - Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Are you insane?" Who was I kidding of course he was. -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose
"What on Earth are you talking about?" -Janine, Blood Promise

“I can’t wait until this show gets on the road. You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each other’s hair, telling ghost stories…” Christian, Shadow Kissed

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. -Rose, Blood Promise

"I had a standing arrangement with God: I'd agree to believe in him—barely—so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays."
- Rose Hathaway

"I'm not jealous I'm just-"
"-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous." Christian Ozera/Rose Hathaway

'You're burned into my mind forever. There is nothing, nothing in this world that will ever change that.' Dimitri Belikov

''I'm glad you gave in. I'm glad your self-control isn't as strong as mine''

''Roza, my self-control is ten times stronger than yours."

"Oh yeah? That's not the impression I got"

"Wait until next time. I'll do things that will make you lose control within seconds" --Rose Hathaway/Dimitri Belikov (Last Sacrifice)

My lips met his, and I learned a few things. One was that it was possible to catch him totally by surprise. His body froze and lockedup, shocked at the sudden turn of events. I also realized that he was just as good a kisser as I recalled. The last time weʹd kissed hadbeen when he was Strigoi. There had been an eerie sexiness to that, but it didnʹt compare to the heat and energy of being alive. Hislips were just like I remembered from our time at St. Vladimirʹs, both soft and hungry at the same time. Electricity spread through therest of my body as he kissed me back. It was both comforting and exhilarating.And that was the third thing I discovered. He was kissing me back. Maybe, just maybe, Dimitri wasnʹt as resolved as he claimed tobe. Maybe under all that guilt and certainty that he couldnʹt love again, he still wanted me. I would have liked to have found out. But Ididnʹt have the time.Instead, I punched him.Itʹs true: Iʹve punched lots of guys who were kissing me but never one I actually wanted to keep kissing. Dimitri still had a solid holdon me, but the shock of the kiss had dropped his guard. My fist broke out and connected with the side of his face. Without missing abeat, I shoved him off me as hard as I could and leapt away from the bed and toward the door. I heard him scramble to his feet as Ithrew it open. I shot out of the room and slammed the door shut before I could see what he did next. Not that I needed to. He wascoming after me.Without a momentʹs hesitation, I shoved the abandoned cleaning cart in front of the roomʹs door and sprinted off down the hall. Acouple seconds later, the door opened, and I heard a cry of annoyance—as well as a very, very bad word in Russian—as he ran intothe cart. It would only take him a few moments to push it aside, but that was all I needed. I was down the flight of stairs in a flash andinto the meager lobby where a bored desk clerk was reading a book. He nearly jumped out of his chair when I came tearing through.ʺThereʹs a guy chasing me!ʺ I called as I headed out the door.The clerk didnʹt really look like anyone who would try to stop Dimitri, and I had a feeling Dimitri wouldnʹt stop anyway if the guy askedhim to. In the most extreme case, the man would call the police. In this town, the POLICE probably consisted of one guy and a dog.Regardless, it was no longer my concern. I had escaped the motel and was now in the middle of a sleepy mountain town, its streets --Dimitri Belikov/Rose Hathaway (Last Sacrifice)

But as he looked at me, as his lips spoke my name and run along my skin... I knew those pieces could come back together -Rose Hathaway --Last Sacrifice

'Of course afterwards if you want to conduct any official buisiness-'

'I swear if you say "Little Dragomirs" you can sleep in the hall...'

-Christian Ozera & Lissa Dragomir

-Last Sacrifice

You Say Pink

I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Matt Bellamy
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say Im Wierd
I Say Im Different

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Three Days Grace
You say prep
I say me myself and I
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Muse
You say Superman
I say Christian Ozera
You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.

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I want the crazy; super detective; sugar addicted L LAWLIET

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

97 of people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)

standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3

who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" (Then Copy&Paste this on your profile)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fuck, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?

Vampire Academy.

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?

Shadow Kissed.

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?

Shadow Kissed.

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?

Spirit Bound

Shadow Kiss or Last Sacrifice?

Last Sacrifice (but I like both of them a lot..).

Who do you want to see with Rose most: Adrian or Dimitri?

Dimitriiiiii!!!!

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?

Both. (But I think I like Dimitri a bit more...-he is a hot Russian God *sighs*-...)

Rose or Adrian?

Rose.

Rose or Lissa?

Rose.

Lissa or Adrian?

Adrian.

Rose or Mia?

Rose.

Christian or Lissa?

Christian.

Christian or Dimitri?

Dimitri.(Don't ask me stupid questions...I mean I totally love Christian...but Dimitri...is always the BESTT!..)

Stan or Kirova?

No one. They both piss me off.

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta.

Adrian or Christian?

Christian.

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine Hathaway.

Lissa or Mia?

Lissa.

Eddie or Mason?

Both.

Anna or Vladmir?

Anna.

Adrian or Mason?

Both.

Eddie or Christian?

Christian.

Eddie or Adrian?

Adrian.

Dimitri or Adrian?

Dimitri!!!...(I think Adrian is cute and of course hot...but not as hot as Dimitriiii...)

Mia or Jill?

Can't decide. Both.

Rose or Lissa?

Rose.

Spirit or Fire?

Can't Decide. Both are so cool!

Whos the better villian: Blond strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?

Nathan.(He turned Dimitri into a bloodsucking Strigoi...:'(...Victor is much,much better...)

Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampir, of course!

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
My prince is a Russian God,who reads Western novels and wears a cowboy duster. ;)

This made me sad and I cried, I couldnt help it.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Ropost it if you cried.

Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov:

1)who doesn't love a sexy Russian?

2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!)

3)He's wonderful to imagine talking or being when no one is watching :D (naughty thoughts right here)

4)Dimitri can kick ass (yes i'm pointing at you Adrian)

5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned

6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampire are real

7)Dimitri Makes me believe in God (Russian God that is)

8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there.

9)He's a ninja!

10)He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets would he have.

11)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has about western novels.

12)He's HOT!

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush?
White-Blue

Name one person who made you smile today:
Elli, BFF.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping peacefulllyyy :3

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Straighting my hair; listening to the Pretty Reckless and reading a Suite Life fanction story :)

Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Banana.

What was the last thing you had to drink?

Orange Juice.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yep. Finallly I got my new summer clothes :)

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Butter I guess

Do you take vitamins daily?
Nope...

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Nope...I have never eaten Chinese food...so Pizzaaa!

What are you doing tomorrow?

Just Relaxxx and have Easter barbeque...:)

Look to your left, what do you see?
A window.

What color is your watch?
I don't have a watch.

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?
VACATION!!!!!!!!!

What is your birthstone?
I have no idea.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Fast Food place with friendssss :3

What is your favorite number?
8

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My best friend Myrto.

Any plans for today?
Watch Face Off; some Gossip Girl episodes (lastly I became nostalgic of the old seasons and watch random episodes from the first 3 seasons :3) and keep reading the Suite Life fanfic I am currently reading which I am loving by the way :)

How many states have you lived in?
1

Biggest annoyance right now?
Nothing, everyone is sleeping...

Last song listened to?
Under The Water- The Pretty Reckless

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Aarggh, I feel really stupid now.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
All Star...

Are you jealous of anyone?
Not really... Except for the girls that eats like cows and never gets fat. It's so unfair!

Is anyone jealous of you?
Idk ..Hope not

Do you love anyone?
My friends, the Sprouse twins (especially Dylan *.*) and my hottie LEMAITRE

Do any of your friends have children?

NOOOO!! We are only teens...geez...

What do you usually do during the day?
Lots of things.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Yeah...

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Nah. it's usually a 'hi' or a 'hey' etc.

What color is your car?
Don't own one.

Do you like cats?
They are cute but I'm a dog person.

Are you thinking about someone right now?

Christophe Swoons

1. Where is your cell phone? Right next to me, on bed :)

2. Where is your significant other? brobably in Chalandri :p

3. Your hair? Brunette

4. Your mother? weird but really sweet

6. Your favorite thing? Higurashi no naku koro ni anime and manga..

7. Your dream lastnight? Awesome!

9. Your dream/goal? Marry Christophe Lemaitre

10. The room you're in? My bedroom

12. Your fear? spiders

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Living in France with Christophe..

14. Where were you last night? Home

15. What you're not? Fake

16. Muffins? Chocolate

17. One of your wish list items? Christophe..heh xD

18 . Where you grew up? In Kypseli, Athens, Greece :)

19. The last thing you did? Blink

20. What are you wearing? PJs

21. Your TV? Off

22. Your pet(s)? My two parrots

23. Your computer? Grey

24. Your life? Interesting

25. Your mood? Normal I guess...I'm a bit bored :/

26. Missing someone? I think yes..

27.. Your car? None

28.. Something you're not wearing? shoes

29. Your summer? Short

31. Love someone? My friends; and LEMAITRE of course

32. Your favorite color? Purple and light blue

33. When is the last time you laughed? Today

34. Last time you cried? Yesterday

35. Who will repaste this? random people on fanfiction I guess :p

Have you ever:

Taken a picture naked? no

Painted your room? yes

Made out with a member of the same sex? no

Drove a car? no

Danced in front of your mirror? yes

Have a crush? yes

Stole money from a friend? no

Gotten in the car with people you didnt know? no

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? yes

Had feelings for a friend? yes

Made out with a stranger? yes...

Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes

Left your house with out telling your parents? no

Had a crush on your neighbor? no

Slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes

Kissed a picture? yes

Slept in until 3? kind of till 2:58 xD

Miss someone right now? yeah :(

Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes

Made a snow angel? well DUH!

Played dress up? yes!

Cheated while playing a game? yes, I have to win

Been lonely? yeah

Fallen asleep at work/school? no...but sometimes I wish I could...

Been to a bar? yeah..

Felt an earthquake? yeah...

Touched a snake? ha. IMAGINE! never in a million years!

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes

Kissed in the rain? nope...but I hope that this will happen to me...*daydreaming..*

Sang in the shower? yes...all the time..

Had a dream where you were married? nope...

Glued your hand to something? nope..

Ever gone to school partially naked? nope

Been a cheerleader? nope...I'm from Greece in our schools we don't have cheerleaders, sooo...

Failed a class? no...

Choked on something you’re not supposed to eat? I don't think so...

Did you celebrate the 4th of July? nope im greek...

Felt like killing someone? yeah...

Own/owned an instrument? yep a piano...

Been in band? no

Drank 25 sodas in a day? no... I don't like sodas...

Broken a CD? yep..my father was about to kill me...xD

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"

Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"

Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.(Example: "I can't be Mason's girlfriend because when I imagine someone whispering dirty thing in my ears has a Russian accent")
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You check your mouth every morning in the mirror to see if you've growen fangs and can join the Vampire Academy.
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you sparkle.
You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and goodbye.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.

5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)

Repost if you agree to at least three statements.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have slanty eyes.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

If you've been on the computer

It’s night right now.

There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.

You ate chicken today.

You are lactose intolerant.

There’s a nearby TV on.

You get along with your neighbors.

Twilight is a horrible series.

You’re hungry right now.

You have worked out today.

Running a mile sounds awful.

You have a job.

You love to bake Christmas cookies.

Your parents are still together.

You woke up before 8 this morning.

Baths are better than showers.

You are 5’5” or shorter.

You hate British accents.

Victoria’s Secret is a good store.

Cats are better than dogs.

The 90’s sucked.

Your cell phone is right next to you.

Your favorite color is either blue or purple

Your hair is short.

You are by yourself right now.

The last thing you drank was water.

You’re in your PJ’s right now.

Your hair color is natural.

You don’t drink soda.

You are at least 130 lbs.

There’s at least 20$ in your wallet.

It’s cold out.

Orange juice is better than apple juice

You love someone right now.

Video games are awesome.

Your sheets are white.

You have read works by Shakespeare before.

You’re fat. (REALLY? Is ANYONE going to admit to that??)

You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder.

You know someone in the hospital right now.

You’ve showered today.

You know someone who has beaten cancer.

Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.

Chocolate is better than vanilla.

Your bedspread is purple.

Your bedroom carpet is an ugly brown color

You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.

You watch Scrubs.

You watch Jon & Kate Plus 8.

You watch American Idol.

You have been to the movies within the last month.

You have cursed in front of your grandparents.

You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.

You actually pay attention to politics.

You are still waiting for your first kiss.

You were told you looked cute today.

You were hugged today

You are a good speller.

You are always on time.

You believe in karma.

You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.

You have thrown up within the last 6 months.

You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days.

You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks.

You have been out of the country within the last year.

You love Chinese food.

You love Italian food.

You love Greek food. ;)

You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.

You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.

You have been in a car wreck.

You have had stitches.

You have a parent who is a teacher.

You have a checking account.

You have a debit card.

You hate Twilight.

You hate Harry Potter.

You wish you could go to Hogwarts.

You would rather be at the mall then on the computer.

You update your fanfiction profile regularly.

You've been made fun of in the last week.

You've been embarrassed in the last week.

You’re a guy.

You’re a girl.

You’re not in 8th grade yet.

You’re out of school.

Your entire wardrobe is Areopostale.

Most of your wardrobe is Areopostale, but not all.

Some of your wardrobe is Areopostale.

You have no clothes from Areopostale.

You don’t know what Areopostale is.

You love fanfiction.

You're on other sites on the internet

You're on more then 10 different sites on the internet, with ranging topics.

You're actually nice, not full of yourself; just you know how to stand up for yourself when you're angered by someone.

You love your life, and know that life goes on, and one day, you're going to die, so might as well make the best of it while you're here.

for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, vampgurl15,LxiPattz, EdandBel4ever,MeeVampire,Midnight Alixe13,dimitriandrosehathaway, Rozka4eva,xxX-Ms.Bellamy.-Xxx

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