yo im Darkblaze or lee and resently joined this site and loving it

hope i can make great storyies like all the other people who have joined

fanfiction has made my life alot less boring i love making storyies [even if iv only made two so far]

I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SITE [opps caps] by just looking for couple things for my favoirat show like zoexmax dinosaur king, LuffyxNamie one piece, AshxDawn pokemon and oricxumie code lyoko and i saw a title that i thorght was a episode dinosaur king when i cliked on it i found this site as i look at this site more i was starting to like it I have a liking to making storyies so i joined and WILL NEVER REGRET IT

go to deveant art and serch for darkblaze40 to see my failed attemps at drawing my characters

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left me is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

-0-50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0- (I did some of these haha gets you in trouble).

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

ADDITIONALS

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (HECK YEAH!!)

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered! Along with ANIME!!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (Only did that once... NO ONE EVER THOUGHT TO LOOK IN MY CLOSET!!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Maybe...)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(Maybe)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.( OH HECK YEAH!!)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

People think you have A.D.D. (Most of the time OH and bipolar ;) )

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.( Already have it man )

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (sure why not)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (yup yup yup)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooong time ago.(No it still happens)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

ATTENTION ALL CRAZY PEOPLES!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

if you love Aerrow and think Piper should back off paste this

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool(being unique is COOL..) copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile!

If you have ever been watching T.V. and as soon as it went to a comercial you have to ask yourself what you were just watching, copy this onto your profile.

Are you insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy it and paste it into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours, reading numerous fanfictions, copy it to your profile.

When you share an interest in this kind of thing in your profile, Copy and Paste to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you believe, Writer's Block blows sucks (copy) and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you think that is unique cooler than cool, copy it to your profile.

If you love rain, put this in your profile.

No one is perfect. If you know how and that your not perfect. Copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile. (I'll be the one to push em!)

If you like smiley faces, put this on your profile :D

If you have ever crashed into a wall when you were sugar high, copy this onto your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If your a procastion addicted idiot, put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you tried to lick your elbow after reading that last one, paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign then copy this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a anime/manga character, the paste this on your profile.

If you had ever attempted to put your hair behind your ears but ended up poking yourself in the eyes, this put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this on your profile.

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If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever spelled your OWN name wrong...put this on your profile.

If you have you ever gotten really mad at your sister for losing something, only to find out that you were holding it in your hands paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (MANY TIMES)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this to your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, catilena1890, Azaria-Lady of Dreams, Black-Wolf-Warrior, WhispertheWolf. Aerrowsgirl001

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Storm Hawks, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: WhispertheWolf, Aerrowsgirl001

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys

pleas read my stories and revew

OR ELS

im adding chapters to my storyies depending on how many reveiws i have SO REVEIW