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Author has written 75 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Misc. Books, Twilight, Star Wars, Aliens/Predator, Maximum Ride, Big Time Rush, Hellraiser, Total Drama series, Hunger Games, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Avengers, Scooby Doo, and Batman.
Meet Izzy and Des.Two crazy fun loving fan-fiction lovers.VOLTURI ROX SOX
Hmmm...where to begin? Well our real names are Destiny and Isabella. NO, unfortunatley we are not sisters or else that would be awesome! Instead we are the dynamic of duo of fun-loving jokes and Twilight!
UPDATED PROFILE! -Why? Because damn. I gotta say this is one messy profile. I need to get all my facts straight. And- I also have a terrible announcement to make. Des is no longer going to be on as often. She is currently making her own profile to make a few of her own fics. Of course we're still best friends though! That's not the reason why. But, I'm still going to keep the name 'Izzy and Des' more or less because none of us being here would've ever happened without the help of Des. I owe this all to her, and when I can, I'll write down her own username so you all wonderful people can please go check out her place as well! Thanks guys!
P.S: Wow, I wrote so many stupid things I just had to laugh because I thought it'd make myself look so cool. XD
Let's start with me, Izzy.
Hello friends or those curious to see my profile! I'm Isabella, but personally I prefer the name of Izzy or for an alternative, Iz. And no, I do not like the nickname Bella. Anyways, I found out about Fanfiction early in 2005 but had absolutely no clue about it or how it worked overall. In 2008 I came back to it and learned more about it, nevertheless falling in love with it in the process. And only now in 2010 have I been able to join thanks to my wonderful, wonderful, friend Destiny!
I have the biggest OBSESSION ever to Star Wars. I first found out about it also in 2005 when I went to Wal-Mart in search of a Game Boy game, and found Lego Star Wars. From the minute I played it, I instantly fell in love with it, and honestly I love both the prequels and originals overall. I'm not a picky gal about it at all, but the only prefer I have is the Star Wars Clone Wars 2003 series over the Star Wars The Clone War 2008 series.
I am definetely a HORROR MOVIES fan and prefer them over romance movies. I love Hellraiser series, especially the first 3 movies, best. The Cenobites are probably the only horror characters to have ever successfully scare the crap outta me, give me nightmares for weeks, make me fearful of Rubix Cubes, and then make me fall in love with them. A close second has got to be Candyman, because honestly I love all of Clive Barker's work. After those two it has got to be A Nightmare on Elm Street, because in the first film Freddy was pretty scary but he got wickedly funny in the later movies and we could all use a good laugh in between a scare, am I right? Child's Play, Friday the 13th, and Halloween follow in on top faves as well.
Thanks a to a good friend of mine I met over vacation named Natalie, I am interested in Kingdom Hearts. My favorite characters are definetely the Organization XIII, because I am the kind of girl that loves the bad guys- except for Star Wars. I hate the Sith. But that's not the point! Anyways, I don't like Sora because he's too 'happy happy' for me and Roxas is too emo. Favorite male characters overall though is Axel, Zexion, Xenmas, Marluxia, and Demyx and female has got to be Larxene. I am a fan to Larxel (Larxene/Axel) because she was SO hitting on him.
Favorite Movies: Star Wars (I, II, III, IV, V, VI), Hellraiser (1,2,3), A Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Friday the 13th series, Child's Play series, Gone with the Wind, Titanic, Avatar, Godzilla series, Aliens, Predator (1, 2, and remake), AvP, James Bond series, The Wizard of Oz, Terminator, Total Recall, Indiana Jones trilogy (I HATE the 4th one), Candyman, Casablanca, The Lovely Bones, and so many more...
Favorite T.V. Shows or Cartoons: Star Wars Clone Wars (2003), Star Wars The Clone Wars (2008), Keeping up with the Kardashians, America's Next Top Model (Prefer the cycles 3 to 9 personally), Survivor, Scooby Doo Mystery Incorprated, Spongebob Squarepants (Again, I prefer the earlier seasons before it got stupid and gross), Avatar The Last Airbender, Big Time Rush, N.C.I.S, House, One Life to Live, and so many more...
Favorite Books: Maximum Ride, Hunger Games Trilogy, Harry Potter, Twilight series, The Sisters Grimm Series, Summer of My German Soldier, The Last Song, The Notebook, and a couple others...
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Johnny Depp, Adrienne King, Carrie Fisher, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Ewan McGregor, Samuel L. Jackson (Ultimate Badass), Sigourney Weaver (Another Badass), William Hope, Bill Paxton, Jenette Goldstein, Mark Hamill, Michael Biehn, Carrie Henn, Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Ashley Laurence, Doug Bradley, Valentina Vargas, Barbie Wilde, Nicholas Vince, Simon Bamford, Terry Farrell, Paula Marshall, Kevin Bernhardt, Danny Nucci, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Englund, Kate Winslet, Denzel Washington, Halle Berry, Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, Seth Rogen, and many, many more...
Favorite Artists: Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Seether, Paramore, Evanescence, Linkin Park, KoRn, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, Guns N Roses, ACDC, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Blowsight, Kelly Rowland, Lady Gaga, Selena Quintinilla Peréz, Destiny's Child, No Doubt, Marilyn Manson, Armored Saint (The band who provided some of the soundtrack to 'Hellraiser 3'), Amy Lee, Eminem, The Cocteau Twins, Oasis, Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, Beyoncé (The 'Old Beyoncé' personally), Rihanna (BEFORE HER GOD AWFUL ALBUM 'LOUD'), Kidney Thieves, A Perfect Circle, Rob Zombie, Dokken, TLC, Nelly, Sarah McLachlan, Rascall Flatts, and many many more...
I'm open to almost any types of pairings at all! But if I must be specific, my favorite ones are:
For Aliens: Vasquez/Drake, Ripley/Hicks, Ferro/Spunkmeyer and Kane/Lambert
For Predators: Lex/Scar and Isabelle/Royce
For Avatar the Last Airbender: Katara/Aang, Zuko/Katara, Yue/Sokka, Suki/Sokka, Toph/Sokka, Mai/Zuko, Smellerbee/Longshot, Ty Lee/Sokka, Ty Lee/Azula, and more...
For Big Time Rush: Carlos/Kelly, Jo/Kendall, and Logan/Camielle/James triangles. Those are really good!
For Star Wars: Anakin/Padmé, Ahsoka/Rex, Ahsoka/Lux, Obi-Wan/Satine, Obi-Wan/Siri, Mace/OC Devorah, Aayla/Kit, Leia/Han, Luke/Mara, Jaina/Jag, Anakin Solo/Tahiri, and many more...
For Hunger Games: Katniss/Peeta, Finnick/Annie, Cato/Clove, Rue/Thresh, Madge/Gale, Glimmer/Marvel
For Twilight: Alice/Jasper, Rosalie/Emmet, Gianna/Felix, Jacob/Leah, Bree/Diego, and lots of others...
For Labyrinth: Jareth/Sarah (JARETH IS SEXAH)
For Horror Films:
Hellraiser: Kirsty/Pinhead (Duh.), Pinhead/Angelique (Mm a very dark and sensual couple to read when I feel emo), Joey/Elliot (With thanks to laura 101 for helping me get interested into this couple), Dreamer/Pistonhead(LOVE this pairing! But it's so rarely written.:( Sigh), Chatterer/Nikoletta (my own couple that's becoming as the second main couple in my Hellraiser fic 'Hell of Rock'. Don't like it; Fuck you and don't read then.), Steve/Tiffany, Jimmy/Shana (Sigh, Shana's my OC, and their story is so bittersweet and tragic)
Nightmare on Elm Street: Nancy/Freddy (I hate everyone else. I don't give a crap about OC/Freddy stories either.), Nancy/Neil, Nancy/Glen, Nancy/Rod, Tina/Rod, Mark/Greta, Shelia/Joey, Katherine/Freddy (Father-Daughter fics NOT incest), Alice/Dan, Kristen/Rick, Kincaid/Debbie, Taryn/Michael (An OC), Taryn/Kincaid, Kia/Linderman, Gibb/Mark, Lori/Will (Despite the fact I really despise these two prissy Mary Sues, they're perfect for each other for being God awful)
Candyman: Candyman/Helen (They look adorable together! They did technically kiss, and he was always babbling in the first film about wanting her to be his, come with him, be immortal, die together, etc. Creepy yet darkish and romantic.)
IF YOU'RE A PINSTY FOLLOWER THAN TYPE THIS IN BOLD CAPTIOLS AND PUT IT ON YOUR PROFILE!
Order 66 sucks. As does the Jedi Code. If you think that Order 66 should've never happened and that the Code should've been changed so everyone can feel da love, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The Volturi rock socks. Period. If you're with me, COPY AND PASTE HERE BABY!
98% of teens have smoked pot. Copy and paste here if you are still one of the smart 2% who hasn't.
99.9% of teens would die of an emotional breakdown if Facebook were to no longer work. If you are a part of the .1% who wouldn't care any less and still actually TALK to friends in person, copy and paste here.
If the Jonas Brothers were to stand on top of the Empire State Building, 91% of teens would be crying their eyes out. Copy and paste here if you'de be the 7% yelling 'JUMP!' or the 3% who'd BE the ones pushing them off.
Justin Bieber can sing. He does have talent. He is a little cute. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE HE'S NOT ALL THAT AMAZING!! He will NEVER marry you or have any interest in you. He's just another celebrity making money. No need to go googly eyes on him people! Have some common sense!
Star Wars beats Star Trek be a longshot. The Jedi would kick Captain Kirk and his crew's asses in seconds. Copy and paste this onto you're profile if you believe me on this FACT.
If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste here.
It's just love people. No matter what gender or what differences, it's still beautiful and equal. Copy/Paste if you support equal rights for gays and lesbians.
Stories: (Just only naming a few because I have so many)
Hell of Rock:
In the biggest attempt yet to take out the ultimate nemises of Hell, Pinhead has come up with the supposed most best idea ever. The plan? Fool her. How? As complicated as it may seem, all it takes is three words. Start. A. Band. But with humorous consequences...
(When finished, I indeed have a sequel planned for this.)
Light and Dark:
Kirsty Cotton is gone- for good this time. But she doesn't leave empty handed, leaving behind two newborn twins which one is left in the arms of Tiffany while the other is accidentally sent to a cruel orphanage. Five years later, there's a growing darkness within the daughter that to Tiffany, is strangely familiar while the boy is plagued with mysterious dreams. And when Pinhead's Gash reveals a secret they've kept for those five years, time is ticking when a mysterious, deadly being that holds a hatred to Leviathan- the one he formerly looked to as a Father- and kidnaps Angelique into convincing her to join, the twins and others lives are placed in danger. Soon, they shall soon indeed meet their destiny, 'Aunts and Uncles', their 'Grandfather', their Father...and...their own selves. But there's a fine line dividing just who's the good twin and who's the bad twin. And many deadly secrets yet to be discovered from this family reunion.
The Princess and the Frog: Hellraiser Style
Beautiful, hard-working, but troubled and poor Terri Madison has big dreams of opening a restaurant one day. However, her dreams always fail to come true. Spoiled, handsome womanizing Prince JP Monroe comes to town when in search of marrying a rich girl after his parents cut him off from the fortune. When in the town of New Orleans he messes with the wrong black magic master, Shadow Prince of Pain (Xipe Totec), and ends up turned into a mutilated Cenobite! At the convinence of a Mardi Gras party, JP mistakens Terri for a princess and begs for her to kiss him so he can turn back to normal just like in the fairytales. Though hestitant, Terri gives in. But that seemingly adorable little kiss is all it takes for everything to go wrong when Terri herself ends up turned into a Cenobite! And when the two are accidentally sent to Hell due to a certain little Puzzle Box, they must literally go through Hell in order to find a way back to normal or remain as Cenobites forever. Can they find a way to change back into humans as well as find love along the way?
And now one for Hellraiser! Never seen one done before for them before...until now!
Name 15 Random Characters:
1. Kirsty Cotton
2. Princess Angelique
3. Pinhead (Or Xipe Totec)
4. Pistonhead (Formerly J.P. Munroe)
5. Nikoletta (Or Female Cenobite)
6. Dreamer (Formerly Terri)
8. Joey Summerskill
10. CD (Formerly Jimmy Hammerstein)
11. Dr. Channard
12. Frank Cotton
13. Shana Harley (My OC) (Also
14. Julia Cotton
15. Larry Cotton
Could 1/10 work?
Kirsty/CD?!?!?!? Well...looks like Shana and Pinhead are teaming up to beat some sense into their lovers tonight...
2 starts a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Angelique starts a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, the show goes off air due to our demon princess realizing she should've never hired Dreamer to be her assistant (In the movie, Terri is bad at cooking.) and gets so mad, she goes demon and kills a few crew members and laughs evilly.
What could 11's theme song?
Channard? 'I Need a Doctor' by Dr. Dre featuring Eminem and Skylar...uh..something. I suppose.
8 walks in on 2 and 3 having sex. What's 8's reaction?
Joey walks in on Angelique and Pinhead having sex. Her reaction? "DAMMIT ANGELIQUE! THAT BETTER NOT BE ELLIOT!"
3 kills 9's best friend. How does 9 get revenge?
Pinhead kills Butterball's best friend (Chatterer?). Butterball would...sit on Pinhead, I suppose?
9 and 4 are drunk and go to your house. What happens?
Butterball and Pistonhead are apparently drunk at my house. Butterball is raiding my fridge and Pistonhead is probably chaisng after me for some love. Well, I finally get to put my trusty frying pan to some use into whacking.
7 gets 5 pregnant.
Chatterer! You naughty Cenobite! Nikoletta is gonna unleash female fury out on you, so start running! And pray it's not a girl 'cause she'll be just as hormonal as her mother.
12 shows up late to 1 and 10's wedding. What happens?
Frank shows up late to..Kirsty and CD's wedding?! What is with this pairing keep coming up?! Jimmy, be careful..Pinhead likes to play with chains when he's mad...and don't forget Shana is the Feline Cenobite...her claws are pretty sharp when she's mad at you.
Suggest a 6 and 14 hurt/comfort fic.
O_o Dreamer and Julia? Uh...the two discuss about how their men are typically annoying.
Suggest a title to this fic.
"PSH. Men. Jerks even when they go to Hell."
8 kidnaps 2. Why?
Joey kidnaps Angelique. Why? To warn the demon princess that if she starts flirting with Elliot then things are gonna get ugly!
You have to spend the night at someone's house. 3, 15, 8, 2, or 6?
Hm...Pinhead? Due to the restraining order I have to not be within 100 miles of the Labyrinth when he's there due to my crazy fan-girl attitude to him, I can't. :P Larry? I suppose...but then again, he's clueless in the original film. Don't wanna die because of his stupidity. Joey? Yeah! She's awesome! But let's see the others; Angelique? O_O I don't think so...I kinda like being alive. Dreamer? Hm...wait. What if Pistonhead's with her that night? O_O I kinda don't want to hear what 'business' and 'play' they do...
...I chose Joey.
13 jumps you in an alleyway. It's up to 9, 1, 10, 7, or 12 to save you.
Feline jumps me in an alleyway. It's up to Butterball, Kirsty, CD, Chatterer or Frank to save me. Well...I suppose Butterball could whack Shana with something if it's him. Kirsty...actually that fits for her being a hero! She does try to save people! Maybe she'll save me! CD...no. He won't help- help me that is. He'll help Shana, cuz you can't betray your girlfriend now, can you? Frank? Since when is Frank trying to be a hero?! He'd probably only make things worse...cuz he's Frank.
(Convinently, I'm listening to my iPod while I do this one. The song? 'Get Out Alive' by Three Days Grace.)
(10) and (1) are in a happy relationship until (10) runs off with (13). Turns out, (10) was cheating on (1) for (13) and (13) was pregnant with (10)'s child. Heartbroken, (1) then has a bad relationship with (4), a hot one night stand with (11), almost marries (6) at Vegas, and is about to start a happy relationship with (9) until (2) kills (1) out of jealous rage and having loved (9) from the beginning. (9) and (2) marry and live their lives as happy outlaws like Bonnie and Clyde. Meanwhile, (5), who is happily married to (7) informs (3) of (1)'s murder where (3) is able to bring (1) back from the dead by kissing (1) at (1)'s fueneral. (3) pronounces his undying love to (1)- where they then marry by (15) as the priest to their marriage. THE END!
CD and Kirsty are in a happy relationship until CD runs off with Shana(What is with Kirsty/CD?!?) . Turns out, CD was cheating on Kirsty (That's harsh!) for Shana and Shana was pregnant with CD's child (Aw..I guess.) Heartbroken, Kirsty then has a bad relationship with Pistonhead (*sarcasm*Geez I wonder why), a hot one night stand with Channard (MY EYES!), almost marries Dreamer at Vegas (JP's not gonna be happy about that Terri), and is about to start a happy relationship with Butterball (WTF?!) until Angelique kills Kirsty out of jealous rage and having loved Butterball from the beginning (WTF?!). Butterball and Angelique marry and live their lives as happy outlaws like Bonnie and Clyde (O_O). Meanwhile, Nikoletta, who is happily married to Chatterer (Cute I guess.) informs Pinhead of Kirsty's murder, where Pinhead is able to bring Kirsty back from the dead by kissing Kirsty at her fueneral;. Pinhead pronounces his undying love to Kirsty- where they then marry by Larry as the priest to their marriage. THE END!
Title to this?
WTF?!?! RUN FOR YOUR EFFING LIVES AND DON'T READ THIS!...'cept for the Pinsty ending.
Alright I'm Destiny!!!!!
Birthday: October 15th in the year between the year 1 to infinity. Guess when.
Apperance: Pale skin, short, wavy chestnut brown hair, sparkling hazel eyes, (and no I am a not freaking Alice Cullen look-alike.)
Known For: Crack fics. Yep, I am just as bad as Izzy or maybe worse. IDK, but I make awesome serious stoires according to several of my friends including Izzy. I love to mess around with the Volturi and am always having strange dreams about them like once I dreamed my school was filled with a million Aro's,Caius's, and Marcus's and they all said their catch prases from the fic me and Izzy are working on called 'Volturi Chaos'. I swear I am not lying!
I love Twilgiht and Glee. Sometimes I consider myslef the president of Caius bashing because I just don't plain like him. He is a big fat meanie jerk face and normally I'd say curse words but Izzy and my therapist insist I do not. (LOL)
I am the tough nut of the Des and Izzy duo. Mess around with me or my friends and I'll make your face a mess.
Me and Izzy are almost exactly like sisters except that she absolutley LOVES Star Wars and if in case you haven't figured that out yet, I'm afraid that I ma going to have to diagnose you with the horrible disesase of Stupidity. Tragic. Anyways, Izzy doesn't know crap about Glee and accroding to her, I failed miserably at naming three simple Star Wars charcters. (I only got Yoda, that droid guy and after I said that, Izzy face-palmed herself and screamed 'You FAILED! There's like, a million droid guys! Can't you be specific?!' Izzy would know them all because she's such a die hard fan-girl of that she could most likely name all the Clone Wars charcters.
Favorite books include hmmm up Twilight Series Twilight series AND SOME MORE TWILIGHT SERIES! POP QUIZ! What's my favorite series? I bet you can't get it! I'll give you a hint: It starts with a 'T'.
Let's see... what else? Oh! I am the president of Caius Haters club. Free application if you wish to join me! Messing with the Volturi is not a sport, it's a real job that me and Izzy make a living off of. Who wouldn't want to glue Aro to his chair and make him watch the scariest film of them all 'High School Musical' (Uhp. Just made Izzy scream after I wrote those words. Sigh. Looks like she's going to have nightmares again.) or shave Heidi's head? Who wouldn't want to Caius to a nuclear bomb? WHO WOULDN"T?!?!!?!?!?
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
~Things to do when you're in Walmart!~
1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. when you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"
17.) Go to a random customer and say, "OH, THERE YOU ARE, MOM/DAD!" And hug them.
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