Nathan Lane-Beatles Luvr
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since: 11-07-10, id: 2606418, Profile Updated: 03-10-13
country: USA
Author has written 17 stories for Across the Universe, Lost, Harry Potter, Suite Life series, Professional, Country Bears, Once Upon a Time, Ghostbusters, Revolution, Grimm, and Back to the Future.

well, hi there! I'm not about to tell you my real name, that would be really stupid...but as you probably already know by visiting my profile, my username is Nathan Lane-Beatles Luvr. This is very true; I adore the Beatles and Nathan Lane. But that's not all I adore...for instance:

My favorite music groups and singers (besides the Beatles)? Eric Clapton, Manic Street Preachers, James Dean Bradfield, The Eagles, Don Henley, My Chemical Romance, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Green Day, Dan Aykroyd, Ozzy Osbourne, and Dylan Saunders. And Starkid.

My favorite books? That's an easy one! The entire Harry Potter series, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel series, and The Kingdom Keepers series.

My favorite TV shows? Hmm, let's see...CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, NCIS, CSI: NY, Grimm, Supernatural, Once Upon A Time, Person of Interest, Lost, Dexter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Revolution, and Doctor Who

What are my favorite characters from each TV show? CSI: David Hodges and Gil Grissom; NCIS: Timothy McGee and Leroy Jethro Gibbs; CSI: NY: Mac Taylor; Grimm: Monroe; Supernatural: Castiel and Bobby Singer; Once Upon A Time: Archie Hopper/Jiminy Cricket; Person of Interest: Harold Finch; Lost: Benjamin Linus; Dexter: Dexter Morgan and Frank Lundy; Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Rupert Giles; Revolution: Miles Matheson; Doctor Who: the Ninth Doctor, the Tenth Doctor, the Fifth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Pete Tyler, and Donna Noble.

I'm crazy about anything having to do with Harry Potter, especially my favorite characters, who are: Remus John 'Moony' Lupin and Sirius Orion 'Padfoot' Black

Also, I'm nuts about Starkid, so that's why I added Starkid and Dylan Saunders to "my favorite music groups" label.

Favorite sayings of mine: "You having fun?"

"Bloody (insert word here)!"

"You do that"

"Congratulations, you fail!"

"Do you want a cookie or a medal?"

things that tick me off: MATH!!! I hate the stupid bugger! and it hates me!...people who get obvious facts from Harry Potter wrong...people who make fun of the Beatles, the Eagles, Harry Potter, or anything I like in general...PEOPLE WHO STOP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AND WON'T MOVE! seriously, they just stay there like they've forgotten how to walk...People who seem convinced that Castiel and Dean Winchester are gay for each other! NO! Dean is the farthest thing from gay (not that I'm a homophobe, I have no problem with gay people) and Castiel is anatomically and literally incapable of being gay, as he really has no gender, technically, anyway...obnoxiously giggly girls...Justin Beiber (I can't stand him...I mean come on: "I'm a belieber", "Beibermania"? Really?)...Twilight! GRRR "Team Edward!" "No! Team Jacob!" you know what? Edward simply cannot be a vampire: HERE'S A NEWSFLASH; VAMPIRES GO 'POOF' OR SMOKE LIKE THEY ARE ON FIRE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THEY DON'T SPARKLE LIKE A FOREST FAIRIE! AND JACOB? SCREW TEAM JACOB! I SAY TEAM MARAUDERS, TEAM MOONY, AND TEAM PADFOOT! seriously, though, Jacob Black who can turn into a large canine, and drives a motorcycle? Oh, that's real original...

sorry that was just my frustrated rant...anyway, maybe you want to know this, and maybe you don't care, but I'm gonna tell you anyway! My favorite actors are: David Thewlis, Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Anthony Stewart Head, Chevy Chase, Nathan Lane, Matthew Lewis, Eddie Izzard, Jim Cummings (he's a voice actor. Do the names Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, and Darkwing Duck ring a bell? He's been Winnie the Pooh since 1988 and Tigger since 1990 and he's AMAZING), Simon Pegg, Karl Urban, Bruce Willis, Gary Sinise, Dan Aykroyd, Wallace Langham, William Petersen, Stephen Root, Silas Weir Mitchell, Raphael Sbarge, Sean Murray, Mark Harmon, Misha Collins, Jim Beaver, Hugo Weaving, Peter Davison, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Stellan Skarsgård, and of course, Michael Emerson.

Favorite Quotations: "All of us have our time machines; some take us back; they are called memories. Some take us forward, they are called dreams." -Jeremy Irons

"There are only four people who knew what The Beatles were about anyway." -Paul McCartney

"If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal." -John Lennon

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot." - John Lennon

"It is the quality of one's conviction that determines success, not the number of followers." - Remus John "Moony" Lupin

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

Opening Credits: Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

Waking Up: Here Without You (Acoustic) - 3 Doors Down

First Day Of School: The Last Resort - Eagles

Falling In Love: Desperado - Eagles

Fight: Stay - Oingo Boingo

Breaking Up: Scene One - James Dean & Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens

Prom Night: Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day

Life: Amy - Green Day

Mental Breakdown: Blue Eyes Blue - Eric Clapton

Driving: Bell Bottom Blues (Live) - Eric Clapton

Flashback: The Boys of Summer - Don Henley

Getting Back Together: Loved and Alive - Jim and the Povolos

Wedding: Tell Me That You Love Me - Eric Clapton

Birth Of A Child: New York Minute - Eagles

Final Battle: I've Just Seen a Face - The Beatles

Funeral Song: Best of My Love - Eagles

Final Credits: Helena - My Chemical Romance

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I am BLOODY PROUD of being Irish!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
. (Well, almost straight A's)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. (I don't have a bunch of guy friends, but I have a few)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (One of my best friends is gay. I don't hang out with a ton of gay people, but I do have gay friends)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Does English by descent count?)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I honestly don't know what these are, so I can't like or dislike them.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I wear glasses and braces, so I MUST be a nerd. (Actually, it's only glasses, but I used to have braces. And I am kind of a nerd.)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too


if you wanna know anything else, just message me and I shall try to help you uncover the answer, unless you're a stalker or a psychopathic murderer...in which case I shall tell you to sod off.

Thanks, and goodbye! Oh, wait, if you read my stories, please leave a review...they make me smile! Okay, bye for real this time.


1. Devyn Murphy: Third Year at Hogwarts » reviews
Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban and Devyn is entering her third year at Hogwarts. This year, she must contend not only with a growing crush on Neville and her godfather being the new DADA teacher and new "female problems" but also the fact that a insane murderer is on the loose. But something about Black seems off to her. There's more to the story. *Follows 3rd Movie*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,630 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-20-13 - Published: 3-9-13 - OC & Remus L.
2. Into the Past to Fix the Future » reviews
Audrey Brown, Doc Brown's only daughter, gets her world turned around when her father creates a time machine. She and Marty McFly go back in time to 1955 after a horrible encounter that results in her losing the most important person in her life: her father. Now they have to get home without ruining the past...but Audrey won't go until she knows he'll be alive when they get back.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 5-8-13 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown
3. Devyn Murphy: Second Year at Hogwarts » reviews
Sequel to Devyn Murphy: First Year at Hogwarts. This time, Devyn has to deal with the legend of the Chamber of Secrets, entering her teenage years and all that comes with it, and the everyday life at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Well, no one can say that her life is boring at least. (Follows second movie)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,108 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-7-13 - Published: 11-22-12 - OC & Remus L.
4. The Wolf's Niece » reviews
Emma is an 18 year old Weider Blutbad. She hates her family with a passion, but none more so than her uncle Monroe, who had been her hero for the longest time - he was the reason she became Weider in the first place. She hasn't seen her uncle for 11 years, so what happens when her parents exile her to Portland, Oregon - to Monroe? Will she forgive her uncle, or go on hating him?
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-24-13 - Published: 12-24-12 - Monroe
5. The Flower and The Heart » reviews
"She's Venkman's little sister! Off limits!" he tells himself. "He's Peter's best friend!" she tells herself. "Nothing can ever happen," they both tell themselves. But that doesn't mean that their hearts will listen to their minds. Follow Rose Venkman and Ray Stantz as they fall in love and danger during the Ghostbusters' first big showdown with the paranormal.
Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,954 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-21-12 - Published: 7-26-12 - Ray S.
6. The Cricket's Daughter » reviews
Jiminy Cricket, after his transformation, met a faerie and fell in love. They had a daughter. When Oak, Jiminy's love, dies, he leaves his young daughter out of grief and duty to Geppetto. She is heartbroken, but then the curse hits. Her name? Tinker Bell
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 5-14-12 - Jiminy Cricket/Archie H.
7. Devyn Murphy: First Year at Hogwarts » reviews
Devyn Murphy was born a witch on October 20, 1979. Her parents were killed, and to protect her, she was taken to a Muggle orphanage. Almost the whole Wizarding World thinks she's dead, including her godfather, Remus Lupin. Before she can go to Hogwarts, Remus needs to be told the truth. Could Devyn have a chance at a real family with Remus? follows 1st movie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,008 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-10-12 - Published: 8-12-12 - OC & Remus L. - Complete
8. Because They're Family reviews
Miles had never intended to go with his niece. But in the end, he had no choice. He told himself that it was only because it was either go with Charlie or die, that he went with her. But he knew the truth was that it was because he cared. Because they were family.
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-12 - Miles M. - Complete
9. Proud to Know Him reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Remus watches the survivors that he taught. He watches one person in particular. No one thought he would ever amount to anything. They had been wrong. Neville was a hero. Always had been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-12 - Remus L. & Neville L.
10. The Country Bears: Danni's Story » reviews
we all know Beary's story. But what if he had a sister and he asked her to come with him on his trip to Country Bear Hall? And what if she fell in love with the one and only Zeb Zoober? find out!
Country Bears - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-11 - Complete
11. Always and Forever reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Remus survived; Dora didn't. Four years later, Hermione tells Remus something that he knew in his heart all along. Dora lives on. *this is a little AU; Sirius is alive and of course, so is Remus*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-11 - Remus L. - Complete
12. His Saving Grace reviews
Norman Stansfield is not a sane man. Everyone knew that. But one girl didn't care. And this is how she became his saving grace
Professional - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-11 - Complete
13. Saving Their Lives and The In Between » reviews
Sequel to This Never Happened Before. We all know about Brian's and John's fates, right? Well, will Dahlia be able to save them in time? And what about the space in between? read to find out!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,041 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-23-11 - Published: 4-2-11
14. Arwin and the Woman of his Dreams reviews
We all know that Arwin loves Carey, right? Right. So here's a little romance for all those Arwin lovers out there! And that includes me!I know the title sucks, sorry.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-11 - Arwin H. & Carey M. - Complete
15. Before It's Too Late reviews
After Sirius's death. Harry comes to Remus for comfort, but Remus ends up breaking Harry's heart. Can he fix it before their friendship is lost? And what happens when it is discovered that Sirius is alive, brought back, and finds out about what happened?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-11 - Remus L. & Harry P. - Complete
16. Something He Never Expected reviews
When his people kidnapped her, Ben never thought Layla would ever mean anything more to him than a hostage. But she does & she is something Benjamin Linus never expected. Ben/OC AN: sorry if Ben is a little out of character! this is my 1st Lost story. R&R
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-29-11 - Ben - Complete
17. This Never Happened Before » reviews
Dahlia had always been an outcast until that one day. That one day when a mysterious cabbie sent her back in time to the 60s. And who does she meet? The Beatles. And what happens when she falls in love with 1 of them? *This is my 1st story please be nice*
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,234 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-28-11 - Published: 3-15-11 - Complete