|Ender The Time Lady|
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Author has written 53 stories for Star Wars, Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ranger's Apprentice, Doctor Who, Mario, Portal, Batman, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Batman, Furnace series, Young Justice, Team Fortress 2, Teen Titans, Fullmetal Alchemist, My Little Pony, Homestuck, BioShock, and Merlin.
======> Introduce yourself.
Your name is ENDER THE TIME LADY. However, you find that to be a bit long, and usually just go by ENDER. You used to be called MICHELLE ERIKA. You are not sure why you changed your name.
Ender the Time Lady: Be badass.
You're always badass! Seriously, you are so badass, your Youtube channel is called ULTIMATEBADASS42. You don't make videos. The only reason you made the account was to make your own playlists, and to be able to comment. You have no idea why you have subscribers. Also, it's just Ender.
Ender the Time Lady: Fondly regard profile picture.
Ah yes, your profile picture. It's a NANNERPUSS. And that's really all there is to say on that. But seriously, enough with the full name.
Michelle Erika: Waste time.
Ender: Rip out hair.
Ender: Update stories.
AHAHAHAHA- you're serious, aren't you. Fuck. You'll update them. Eventually.
Ender: Win medal for procrastination skills.
YES. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES.
Ender: Introduce yourself, like you were supposed to.
Right, right, your bad.
Your name is ENDER. You have a variety of INTRESTS, including STAR WARS, HARRY POTTER, DOCTOR WHO, SHERLOCK, MERLIN, and MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. You have other inrests, but those are your main ones. You like draw fanart, but you ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for BOOKS, and are an aspiring AUTHOR. But above all, you love HOMESTUCK. You even based your profile off it. You have a large vocabulary, but tend to SWEAR QUITE A BIT, and you spend all of your time on the INTERNET.
Ender: Explain what Homestuck is.
The first rule of Homestuck: You do not talk about Homestuck.
Ender: Use highly indulgant OC's in all of your stories.
That is a ridiculous idea. You used to do that, back in your earlier days of writing, in the stories hidden away in the bottom ofyour profile, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE. Seriously, you don't want people reading them. The only reason you haven't taken them down is because you're a lazy bastard. You keep your OC's inside your head, because unlike most people, you've figured out that no one wants to see them.
That's what you're doing right now dumbass!
Ender: Do the copy-and-paste thingy!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA) Ender the Time Lady (Canada)
Ender: Explain why you vanished for a few months, this is ridiculous!
Your laptop was broken, it seriously was not your fault! However, that doesn't matter now. You have returned, and brought two new RP-based fanfictions with you! Huzzah!
Ender: Well what happened this time? You were only active for like, four days!
That's because four days after being fixed, YOUR LAPTOP COMMITTED VIRUS INDUCED SUICIDE AGH WHY!
Ender: Sob hysterically.
Done and done.
Ender: Flip the fuck out.
JEGUS FUCKING KRIST THEY'RE MAKING KINGDOM HEARTS III! FUCKING FINALLY!
And Final Fantasy XV, but KH intrests you much, much more.
Ender: Go do something else.
Damn right I will! It's Pacman time!
It dawns on you that everything you just did was a colossal waste of time.
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