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| Ender The Time Lady |
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Author has written 53 stories for Star Wars, Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ranger's Apprentice, Doctor Who, Mario, Portal, Batman, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Batman, Furnace series, Young Justice, Team Fortress 2, Teen Titans, Fullmetal Alchemist, My Little Pony, Homestuck, BioShock, and Merlin. ======> Introduce yourself. Your name is ENDER THE TIME LADY. However, you find that to be a bit long, and usually just go by ENDER. You used to be called MICHELLE ERIKA. You are not sure why you changed your name. Ender the Time Lady: Be badass. You're always badass! Seriously, you are so badass, your Youtube channel is called ULTIMATEBADASS42. You don't make videos. The only reason you made the account was to make your own playlists, and to be able to comment. You have no idea why you have subscribers. Also, it's just Ender. Ender the Time Lady: Fondly regard profile picture. Ah yes, your profile picture. It's a NANNERPUSS. And that's really all there is to say on that. But seriously, enough with the full name. Michelle Erika: Waste time. Fuck you. Ender: Rip out hair. Thank you! Ender: Update stories. AHAHAHAHA- you're serious, aren't you. Fuck. You'll update them. Eventually. Ender: Win medal for procrastination skills. YES. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES. Ender: Introduce yourself, like you were supposed to. Right, right, your bad. Your name is ENDER. You have a variety of INTRESTS, including STAR WARS, HARRY POTTER, DOCTOR WHO, SHERLOCK, MERLIN, and MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. You have other inrests, but those are your main ones. You like draw fanart, but you ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for BOOKS, and are an aspiring AUTHOR. But above all, you love HOMESTUCK. You even based your profile off it. You have a large vocabulary, but tend to SWEAR QUITE A BIT, and you spend all of your time on the INTERNET. Ender: Explain what Homestuck is. The first rule of Homestuck: You do not talk about Homestuck. Ender: Use highly indulgant OC's in all of your stories. That is a ridiculous idea. You used to do that, back in your earlier days of writing, in the stories hidden away in the bottom ofyour profile, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE. Seriously, you don't want people reading them. The only reason you haven't taken them down is because you're a lazy bastard. You keep your OC's inside your head, because unlike most people, you've figured out that no one wants to see them. Ender: Procrastinate. That's what you're doing right now dumbass! Ender: Do the copy-and-paste thingy! Oh fiiiiiiiine. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA) Ender the Time Lady (Canada) Ender: Explain why you vanished for a few months, this is ridiculous! Your laptop was broken, it seriously was not your fault! However, that doesn't matter now. You have returned, and brought two new RP-based fanfictions with you! Huzzah! Ender: Well what happened this time? You were only active for like, four days! That's because four days after being fixed, YOUR LAPTOP COMMITTED VIRUS INDUCED SUICIDE AGH WHY! Ender: Sob hysterically. Done and done. Ender: Flip the fuck out. JEGUS FUCKING KRIST THEY'RE MAKING KINGDOM HEARTS III! FUCKING FINALLY! And Final Fantasy XV, but KH intrests you much, much more. Ender: Go do something else. Damn right I will! It's Pacman time! It dawns on you that everything you just did was a colossal waste of time. | |||||||||
1. Watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood » reviewsSeveral characters from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, from different times and places, get dragged together, for the sole purpose of watching a TV show. About themselves. This will not end well. T for swearing, blood, and death. Enjoy!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-1-13 - Published: 1-3-13 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.2. Billy Mays and Bioshock reviewsWhilst traveling, Booker and Elizabeth encounter a mmysterious voice. Its purpose? To sell them crap they don't need! Remind you of anything? The product of an RP between me and SingularityUnit. Blatantly murders the timelines, and provides nonsensical lulz to all.BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-13 - Booker D. & Rosalind L. - Complete3. Witty Title Goes HereAlternate title: Two Idiots Pretending To Be Eleven Idiots and One Clown. Sollux is snickering, Equius is enraged, Nepeta is on narcotics, Aradia is apathetic, Terezi is terrible, Feferi's freaking out, Eridan's exasperated, Karkat's complaining, Tavros is terrified, Vriska is vexed, Kanaya's confused, Gamzee is giddy, and I should probably lay off the alliteration.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,942 - Published: 5-21-13 - Sollux C. & Terezi P. - Complete4. The Prince and the Condensce reviewsWhat would happen if Dirk's dream self was captured by the Condensce? Implied character deaths. T for Dirk getting the crap beaten out of him. Oneshot.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-13 - Dirk S. & The Condesce - Complete5. Young Justice Camping Trip » reviews"Is Roy having his period again?" "Who gave Robin crack?" "How the f*ck did we end up in Canada?" "VIVA MEXICO!" That's right, the Team is back in Young Justice Camping Trip. Sequel to Young Justice Road Trip. Also, they're still swearing. Just as a heads up, in case you didn't notice. Although it's pretty damn obvious. But I'll say it anyways. T for swearing. Happy?Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-6-13 - Published: 8-14-126. Taking On The World » reviewsSeven years after Auld Aquaintence. The Light won, the league and YJ are all dead. A new generation of heroes has sprung up, despite the Light's control over the world, led by (who else) Jason Todd. The rest of the team? That's where you come in, or more specificaly, your OC comes in. OC submission is now closed, and the story has begun! Enjoy! T for swearing and dark themes.Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 1-31-13 - Published: 11-1-127. For Want Of A Username reviewsKarkat attempts to change his TrollTube name. Chaos ensues. Karkat is pissed, Sollux is awesome, Aradia is apathetic, and Gamzee is Gamzee. T for Karkat and Gamzee's... colourful vernacular.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-12 - Karkat V. - Complete8. Pound Cake's Journal reviewsPound Cake is all grown up, still awaiting his cuite mark, and very frustrated at his lack of pegasus relations. Well, now you get to watch him rant about it. And rant. And rant. Enjoy your trip in to this young pegasus's head, because he is quite frustrated, and needs something to rant to.My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-12 - Pound Cake9. A Brony Rants » reviewsPretty self explanitory. It's about time someone knocked a bit of sense in to most of us. T for language.My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-21-12 - Published: 10-19-1210. Still Better Than Twilight reviewsRandom drabble that was written at two- sorry, three in the morning. I think the title pretty much explains things.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-12 - Edward E. & Truth - Complete11. Dreams reviewsDuring the day Greed dreams of ambition. During the night Ling dreams of home. Somehow the two end up coming together. Slight angst, no pairings.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-12 - Greed & Ling Y. - Complete12. Unoficial Rules for Mario Kart Wii Online » reviewsThe title is pretty self explanatory. Reveiws are always appreciated!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-1-12 - Published: 1-3-1213. No Other ChoiceLet's face it, not even Ling's crazy enough to want to be a homunculus. But he really wasn't given an option, now was he. Lings thoughts during episode 28 of Brotherhood. T for swears. No pairings.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Published: 9-26-12 - Ling Y. & Greed - Complete14. Fun Times With Greed and Ling reviewsVery cracky. Rated T for the fact that Ling and Greed swear a lot. No seriously, foul mouths on those two. Title's pretty self explanitory, you know? No pairings by the way. In case it was being implied there.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-28-12 - Greed & Ling Y. - Complete15. Men In Cloaks Coffee Quest » reviewsThe Men In Cloaks present to you a group project, written by all of us. New author each chapter, enjoy! Fair warning, LOTS of OC's, and we don't have much sanity. T for safety and whatnot.Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-21-12 - Published: 3-27-1216. It's Monday, Isn't it? reviewsInspired by the mental image of the toughest, most badass characters in the fandom in drag. And for a wedding as well. Oh, this is going to be good. A little mushy at the end, blatant Tratie. T for swears and cross-dressing.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-21-12 - Katie G. & Travis S. - Complete17. Well That Was Different reviewsPure, unadulterated crack. T for swears, and someone getting pervy with Lust. Alos, contains ponies. And bronies. Haters beware!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-20-12 - Lust & Wrath - Complete18. Maturity? Hell No! reviewsPure, unadulterated crack. Percy and Thalia switch powers, and give Annabeth a migraine. One Shot. T for swearing, and Percy and Thalia's terrible, terrible singing.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-12 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete19. Young Justice Road Trip » reviews"Well... That takes care of Wally." "Why am I not suprised-" "EYES ON THE ROAD!" "F*CK YOU!" Because the thought of the entire team jammed in to a car for several hours is priceless. I have no idea where this is going, but it's going to be pretty freaking hilarious. And sweary. They swear a lot. Just as a warning.Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 8-11-12 - Published: 7-11-12 - Complete20. Five Times Robin Hinted at Who He Was reviews...And one time he told them. I own nothing, enjoy! T for swearing. Hinted RobStarTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-12 - Robin - Complete21. Not Going to Happen reviewsBecause the whole 'Teenager madly in love with toddler/baby' thing isn't creepy at all, and will never, ever, cause problems. Thank the gods, I don't own Stephanie Meyers, horrible, horrible creation. Enjoy! T for swearing.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-29-12 - Claire & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete22. A Typical Game Of Team Fortress 2 reviewsBecause this has probably happened to everyone. T for swearing and extreme amounts of stupidity.Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete23. A Human Did This reviewsThe by-product of a long car ride after I listened to some Portal soundtracks. Basically Chells thoughts during the GLaDOS reactivation. T for mild swearing. Do not that Chell does NOT love ANYONE! Because knowing the internet, you're going to imagine some stuff. I repeat, no pairings.Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-12 - Chell - Complete24. Furnace Goes To Therapy reviewsFurnace gets therapy, the timeline is murdered, and pure, unadulterated crack happens. Beware the Chiuhuahua's of doom, and try to aviod Swearing Sawyer. Yeah, no. But seriously, read the awesomeness that is Furnace Therapy.Furnace series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-12 - Zee & Alex Sawyer - Complete25. This Is Just Ridculous reviewsA story where I make fun off the ridiculous crossovers by jamming two incompatible worlds together. Sues and OOC characters abound in this delightful parody. Read and review!Crossover - Batman & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-1226. Need A Hand 2Sequel to Need A Hand? More puns, and Anakin is grumpy. Very grumpy. Just a heads up.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Published: 3-9-12 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K.27. All Relative reviewsKronos/Luke and Percy realize that a paradox exists. Random drabble, parody, read and enjoy, reveiws are great!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-12 - Kronos & Percy J.28. BatTent reviewsDick, Tim, and Jason go camping and become confused with some equipment. This is why I should not be allowed on a laptop at 2 in the morning. T for mild potty mouth Jason.Batman - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-17-12 - Timothy D./Red Robin & Jason T./Red Hood29. Silence reviewsA random Jedi's thoughts during the purge. And I have no idea what to put here. Read it, I guess. Oh, and reveiws are always very nice. I'll just shut up now...Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-12 - Stormtroopers - Complete30. A Trip to Reality reviewsWhat the Twilight books really are. Enjoy. T for odd events.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-12 - Bella & Jacob31. Pranking the Giant Killer Robot reviewsSix suvivors of the neurotoxin get by, living, finding food, and pranking GLaDOS as much as possible. Insanity shall happen. T for mild swears. CHAPTER ONE: Pineapples are People too.Portal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-1232. Need A Hand? reviewsAnakin takes things literally, Obi-Wan gets vexed, and Ahsoka laughs the whole time. Enjoy!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K.33. Guilt! reviewsA parody on the Doctor Who episode Let's Kill Hitler. What the Tardis thingamajig really did.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-11 - 11th Doctor - Complete34. Of Necklaces and semigirls reviewsMy take on what really happened between Will and Morgarath when Morgarath went for will's oakleaf. Enjoy!Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-11 - Will & Morgarath - Complete35. Seriously? reviewsLuke vs. Thrawn. Legal nonsense thats been jumping up and down screaming HEY! LOOK AT ME! gets adressed.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-9-11 - Luke S. & Thrawn - Complete36. Now There's Four of You! reviewsI'm too lazy to put a good summary here. There's a good one in the AN. Anyways, Anakin and Xanatos travel forwards in time, Anakin Solo travels back. They end up in Luke's time. Anyways, enjoy!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Luke S.37. Bugging Voldemort reviewsThe Marauders and Lily are fighting a war. So they decide to bug Voldy. Lily and James are married, Peter hasn't betrayed them, Harry isn't born yet, they've been out of school for a year or so. That enough background? Rated T for language. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-13-11 - James P. & Sirius B.38. Are we Screwed Yet? » reviewsWhat if Obi-Wan got shot while rescuing the queen on Naboo? Set during TPM, enjoy everybody!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-3-11 - Published: 5-6-11 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J.39. When Duel Monsters Attack reviewsDuring the beginning of season 5. The Kaiba brothers reaction to the army of duel monsters attacking. Rated T for safety. Enjoy!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-11 - Seto K. & Mokuba K. - Complete40. Anakin the Dinner Stealer reviewsAnakin and Padme have a dinner argument. Set during Attack of the Clones.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-7-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala41. Everyone Dies reviewsWhat I've picked up from Inuyasha fans. Enjoy!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-5-11 - Inuyasha & Kagome H. - Complete42. The Jedi Temples Christmas Party » reviewsThe Jedi Temple is celebrating Christmas. Who knows what will happen at their party? Many chapters to come. Warning: Randomness inside! Do not read if you have no sense of humor!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-4-11 - Published: 1-4-11 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J.43. 200 things I am not supposed to do at Hogwarts reviewsIt's a boring weekend at Hogwarts... until the twins bring out their favourite book! DUN DUN DUUUN! *Ahem*. Please read and reveiw!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-3-11 - Harry P. & Fred W.44. Changes reviewsHow did Palpy get tubby and haven rotten teeth in between getting burned and fighting Yoda? My theory! Enjoy!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-11 - E. Palpatine - Complete45. Game Over reviewsA songfic based on Alexa Vegas Game Over. Set during the Clone wars. Be nice, it's my first songfic. Enjoy!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Yoda - Complete46. Star Wars the Force Unleashed Guide » reviewsA guide to Star wars the force Unleashed for Wii. Expect heavy insults directed at annoying things. New chapters will be posted as beat levels or feel like typing one. CURRENTLY AT: Nar Shadaa LATEST CHAPTER: Prolouge bossStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-19-11 - G. Marek/Starkiller & Darth Vader47. Chocolate Truffles reviewsWhat went on after Artemis and Holly cut the transmission in The Opal Deception. just a little plot bunny thats been annoying me for a bit, kinda short. Please R&R!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-9-11 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete48. Why Harry Potter is Better Than Twilight reviewsMy entry for a speech contest. Alas, I lost. Poor me. Although another kid's rant on how the new math system sucked was definately the best. Good stuff and whatnot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-3-11 - Complete49. Return of the Technical Difficulties reviewsSequel to Confussion, Ackwardness And a Death Star. I hope you enjoy, please tell me if you want another one and I'll try to think of somthing. Doctor Who reference inside do not read if you are a major grouch that doesnt like those things.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-24-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Luke S. - Complete50. Confusion, Awkwardness, and a Death Star reviewsThe sequel to We Have Cookies. Problems occur aboard the second Death Star. Sequel planed, please read and reveiw!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-23-11 - Darth Vader & Luke S. - Complete51. Alone Again reviewsObi-Wan mourns Qui-Gon. Then he learns some interesting facts. Oneshot. Read and reveiw please!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-11 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete52. We Have Cookies reviewsVader tries to turn Luke at Bespin. Luke is not thrilled.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-9-11 - Luke S. & Darth Vader - Complete53. Anakins Little Problem reviewsThe back story behind Anakin jumping out of the speeder in ATC, which made Obi-Wan say "I hate it when he does that." Enjoy!Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-6-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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