Disastro Bella
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since: 11-09-10, id: 2609787, Profile Updated: 02-02-11
country: USA
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

My profile...

I'm against profiling of any kind; racial, agist, informational. *clears throat*

I've been told I have a Roman profile. Does that mean my nose is big?

If I am to decide between one thing or another, and I weigh my options, does that mean I should put them in a con-file and a pro-file?

Profilactic.

Tee hee ;)

Just a bored housewife with questionable tact and a horrible work ethic. I'm also self-deprecating to an astonishing extent. I love to laugh at myself. I crack me up.

One Beat is my first try at FF. Story title also song of same name by the glorious Sleater-Kinney. They're a Washington based band. I feel it's apropos.

Link to song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpLhrLzSaFQ





1. One Beat » reviews
Bella Swan: A less than ideal beauty, overnighted into stardom. Edward Cullen: Musician, lothario, and bored with everyone. But once he catches sight of Bella, he develops a plus-sized obsession. A tale of exploiting imperfections and carnal lust. AH, 18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-10-11 - Published: 2-2-11 - Bella & Edward