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| AlmightyLordPhlebotium |
Author has written 10 stories for Disney, Care Bears, Fairy Tales, Dragon Age, Wicker Man, Misc. Cartoons, Rock and Rule, Deadpool, Hellsing, and Ghost Rider. By the way, sorry for misspelling my profile name. The correct word is Plebotinum (link http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AppliedPhlebotinum) Ok, now I'm just trying to fill space. Did anyone notice that Mario the plumber is just like a berserker? He eats red mushrooms to get increased strength (and size), and wears an animal costume to be one with the spirit (raccoon, not bear or wolf, though). http://www.uppsalaonline.com/uppsala/berserk.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserker Differences/similarities between Twilight by Stephanie Meyer and DarrenShan/Vampire's Assistant/Cirque Du Freak By Darren O'Shaughnessy: 1. Stephanie Meyer based Bella Swan, who later turns into a vampire, on herself to live out romantic fantasies she is unable to get due to being married and overweight. Darren O'Shaughnessy based Darren Shan, also turned vampire, on himself to live out his manly adventure fantasies that he cannot get due to being overweight. 2. Edward Cullen is a strict, dominating overprotective father figure to his girlfriend/wife Bella. Larten Crepsley and his girlfriend Arra Sails are strict and dominating parental substitutes for Darren. 3. Meyer's vampires are different from Stoker's: stronger than normal, dull teeth, venom, unable to feed non-lethally on their victim no weaknesses aside from decapitation by superhumanly strong opponents plus fire due to sparkly,diamond bodies, have painful transformations and much more appealing to female readers despite their extreme powers . O'Shaughnessy's vampires are closer to Stoker's, but still different: feeding by knocking humans out with exhaled sleep gas and piercing the neck with two claws harmlessly and healing the wound with their saliva, transforming or 'blooding' humans into vampires by piercing the fingers on each party's opposite hands and mixing the blood, using static electricity from fast running to pick locks and have a 'vampanese' variety whose skin is purple from drinking too much blood, and are much more manly despite having weaknesses to injury and sunlight. | |||||||
1. If Mok Swagger was smartJust because Mok Swagger is into sex, drugs and rock and roll (and a bit of Satanism) doesn't mean that he should antagonize random people. After all, you can still be evil without getting killed. Right?Rock and Rule - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Published: 11-25-12 - Mok - Complete2. Destruction of MAVOTeddy Ruxpin and his friends are captured by M.A.V.O. and are awaiting exception. But their rescue is a wee bit different than they expected.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Published: 9-6-12 - Complete3. Of Flaming Wicker Men and Flaming Motorcycle reviewsI watched Wicker Man Starring Nicholas Cage, and ignored the bad acting due to the main character's horrible plight. This is my revenge fantasy on all of the horrible pagan women that used feminine charms, deceit and violence to enslave, betray and murder countless innocent men with noble intentions. Rated M to be safe.Crossover - Wicker Man & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-12 - Complete4. Sickeningly Sweet » reviewsDanny and Christy did not expect to be attacked by zombies on their romantic date.Now, Daniel Hart must learn to use his lost powers to help others.Crossover - Care Bears & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-5-12 - Published: 3-17-125. Epic Snow Queen »Gerda's true love was taken, so she takes action. By selling her apartment to buy weapons and supplies for her quest!Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,364 - Updated: 3-27-12 - Published: 3-17-126. Cat vs MouseThe Fade is a dangerous place,Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 3-17-127. A Woman ScornedWitness the spectacle of Christy intending to rip Dark Heart limb from limb for dumping her. Now with less Mary Sue-ing. (Currently abandoned)Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Published: 2-19-12 - Complete8. A Woman Scorned Mary Sue versionHell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially if she's Christy, intent on ripping Dark Heart limb from limb for dumping her. WARNING: Contains dangerous to sanity levels of Mary Sue. Seriously, she's like Juggernaut, Wolverine and Deadpool combined. (abandoned and complete)Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Published: 2-19-12 - Complete9. Deadpool's Little Camp ChampThis is a pure crack fic that I wrote while extremely hyperactive. This isn't meant to be serious, so just read and enjoy.Crossover - Care Bears & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Published: 1-29-12 - Complete10. A Different Christmas Carol reviewsBased on A Mickey's Christmas Carol movie. Ebeneezer meets the Spirit of Christmas Yet To Come and has a conversation much scarier than he expected.Disney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-12 - Complete
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