Author has written 7 stories for Morganville Vampires, Hunger Games, and Victorious.
Likes- Reading, Writing, Art, Skittles, Coffee, Being Random, Chat-Up Lines, Bad Lip Readings, Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter.
Dislikes- Annoying and Fake People, Maths, Science.
http://asking-all-time-squidgy.tumblr.com/ is my Tumblr, for all you people like me, who have no life... It was named after the ATL song Damned If I do Ya, (Damned if I Don't) Get it? Damned cause I done Ya :) No life...
I will marry Jack Barakat and he will sing me his song about his boner, play guitar to me and make him and Alex act gay. Just so I can laugh like a 'Paedo on crack' as my mum puts it...
So yeah, I'm marrying Jack. I'll be Mrs Daisy Barakat, and I'll maybe have kids. They'd be sexy kids if they look like him.
Disclaimer for all my stories is HERE!! I disclaim all, and if I create a character you like, feel free to use them!
The Jade/Beck Victorious fic I am working on is based on my life. What character I am you'll have to guess but it's not obvious, as I represent more than one... It makes sense, ok!
"Poor little ho right there, you went out with Brian, well he's mine and now I'm loco crazy!"
"You stink! Myhahahahaha"
"Yay! A goat!"
Science Revision dumbs us all down!
Jess "What's a graph?"
"Is it a boiling tube because it's hot?"
Beth "I just wrote the word point instead of a dot!
Sophie "Welcome to revision!"
My Stupid Questions!
Me- Is 1x1 six?
zero times 7 is 7 though! Right?
What happens if you have a STD and you sleep with someone with the same STD?
Sexy Time is Sexy Time! What do you call it?
Cats can see in colour, right?
If you meow at a cat, it thinks you can speak it's language! Wanna try? *Meows at cat!*
Why won't my phone screen come up? Oh, it's turned off...
STUPID SONG WON'T PLAY! *Throws iPod* Why won't it play?
Chloe- Daisy... It was paused.
If Edward can sparkle, why can't I?
*After my cat gave birth* WHY IS MIM EATING HER BABIES!!!
Mum- She's cleaning them...
How many calories are in water?
That can't be the ending of Mockingjay? Can it?
How is Cass an angel... But not good looking? (sorry Cass fans!)
Wait... How do dogs... you know... Do it?
Me- What's an econonomy?
Teacher- Do you mean Economy?
Me- Yeah, econonmy!
The Hunger Games,
Gossip Girl, (Books and TV)
American Horror Story,
Vampire Diaries, (Books and TV)
The Pretty Reckless,
Florence The Machine,
30 Seconds To Mars,
All Time Low,
Pierce the Veil,
Bring Me The Horizon,
Of Mice & Men.
I'm random and strange but it's me so... :)
I am a Goth, Red and Purple are my favourite colours!
I ship Catoniss and Marvelniss, Clato, Glato, Fannie, Peeniss, Katnick, Glarvel.
Marto, Galeniss. Anything really.
Yes, I'm working on more THG fanfics!
Feel free to PM me with anything! I'll answer no matter what!
Bethany and I will be forever alone! :)
How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games (Bold is me!)
1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"
2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay
3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)
4. You cried when Rue died
5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long
6. You named your cat Buttercup
7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.
8. You love pita bread
9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT
10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune
11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character
12. You like to wear your hair in a braid
13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta
14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.
15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012
16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person
17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire
18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire
19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life
20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 1 or 2"
21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like
22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.
23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch
24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story)
26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids
27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay
28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between.
29. You have parts of the book memorized (Nope. I have the all the books memorized.)
30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games.
If you read all of that then you deserve a cookie. I have no cookies. Here's a kitten instead.