| IamTheAlleyCat |
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Bones. I began writing when I was around nine or ten years old, and since no one ever told me 'No', I kept on writing. I discovered Twilight by accident and became addicted to it after watching the second movie. After reading all four books, I was left still wanting more, and this was how I discovered the world of fan fiction. The fandoms I write for are Twilight, Bones, and Buffy (as you can see from my stories). I do enjoy mixing and matching the fandoms (and couplings), so you will see both canon and non-canon from me. Update April 3, 2013: "The Birth of a New Moon", the much-awaited sequel to "When the Twilight Never Comes", is currently in the works. The story has been kicking my ass something big, but I think I finally found my flow. However, RL is getting busier by the second as well, so writing is still going slow. In light of this, I have decided that I will finish writing the first draft of this story before I start posting. Thank you all very much for your patience, and I hope to see you in my other stories as well :) "To Love My Enemy", my Carlisle/Bella complete AU story, is now complete. The story has won 2nd place in the Best Carlisle/Bella Pairing category on the Non-Canon Awards, and it won Best Cullen Lovin' in the Emerging Swan Awards 2012, I'd like to tell you all thank you so so much for nominating the story and for voting! If you're interested in getting a PDF of this story, please let me know; I have a formatted, organized, and with a usable table of contents file ready. Don't be shy about letting me know what you think, especially if I annoy the hell out of you and you want to throw something really heavy at me after reading one of my stories. That is why they have the reviews at the bottom of each chapter! It might not deliver heavy rocks or homemade bombs, but it's quite effective nonetheless :) Need to contact me? You can e-mail me: ImTheAlleyCat@gmail.com, find me on twitter: @IamTheAlleyCat, or use the PM here on FF. Yours, Alley Cat. | |||||||
1. TLotM 2 - The Lady Likes Italian reviewsSequel to TLotM 1 – The Devil and his Maiden, but can also be read on its own. AU/OOC. Having grown bored, Jasper and Isabella take a trip to Italy to pay a visit to the Volturi and have some fun. The brothers are less than happy about the interruption, and Jane's about to go ballistic. Also, how did the Vatican earn a new ghost?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-19-12 - Bella & Jasper - Complete2. The Master and Isabella reviewsAU/OOC. It was a great honor to serve the Master, and there was never a shortage of volunteers. She came to him, eager, out of her own free will. She had possessed his every thought since the moment he laid eyes on her; it was time he took what was his. Includes Bella/Jasper, Jasper/Emmett, Bella/Emmett, & Jasper/Bella/Emmett, no vamps but sill supernatural.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-31-12 - Bella & Jasper - Complete3. To Love My Enemy » reviewsAU/OOC. Everything she knows, everything she believes in, turns out to be a pile of lies. Having lost everything, she moves to Forks in search of answers. He is the thing that walks in the dark; she is the one girl in all the world. How can you kill your enemy when you love them? 2nd place Best C/B in the Non-Canon Awards. WINNER Best Cullen Lovin' in Emerging Swan Awards 2012.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,687 - Reviews: 401 - Updated: 10-25-12 - Published: 8-26-11 - Carlisle & Bella - Complete4. TLotM 1 - The Devil and his Maiden reviewsAU/OOC. For decades, she thrived on the local folk—and on the local folklore. Now, a newcomer showed up on her property. She growled and hissed, but he still called her his kitten. For him, she would purr. Best Cullen Lovin' WINNER in the Emerging Swan Awards 2012.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-24-12 - Bella & Jasper - Complete5. Chimes, Doorbell, and Buzzer reviewsWorst Story Ever contest entry. Pure Crackfic. NM AU. "I suck at summeries. Please read!1 Bella & Alice go to Italy & they safe Edward. And then There's ORANGE!, U gotta read it! and review I LUVs reviewz."Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-29-12 - Published: 1-15-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Wild Flower » reviewsAH. Bella found the field of wildflowers purely by accident when she went riding one day. She did not expect to meet a certain blond cowboy there, nor did she expect to fall in love with him. He broke her heart in that field, but he had also mended it. Best Cullen Lovin' WINNER in the Emerging Swan Award 2012.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-10-12 - Published: 5-1-12 - Bella & Jasper - Complete7. When the Twilight Never Comes » reviewsAU/OOC. What if Edward Cullen was never born? Could it be that some things are just meant to be? Carlisle thinks his house is haunted, Bella thinks Jake is gay, and Alice doubts her visions for the first time in her life. But who is to blame? The Volturi, the Quileute Elders, or someone much closer? Best Adventure/Mystery WINNER in Emerging Swan Awards 2012Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,414 - Reviews: 454 - Updated: 4-22-12 - Published: 11-21-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. It's a Pickle reviewsDeeply disturbing crackfic involving the use of a pickle. It's a month to the wedding, and Bella is trying her hardest to get Edward to finally rid her of her virtue. When he leaves her all hot and bothered again, she turns to the next best thing.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. A Perfect Match reviewsSequel to Compromise. NM/Eclipse AU. Alice predicted a summer wedding, but also a newborn army coming to attack them. In the middle of this, B&E start exploring their boundaries... "You liked that." She marveled at the discovery. "You like me biting you." Rated M just to be safe. No lemons.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-14-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. iWant an iPhone! reviewsAlternative ending to Breaking Dawn. We all know that there wasn't a battle at the end of the book, but do you know why? Well, let me tell you!. Crackfic. "It's not over, Aro. Tomorrow, after Mom and Dad leave, we're doing a rematch!"Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-6-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. Till Death Brings Us Together » reviewsAngel's death is the final blow. Buffy moves to DC, trying to survive without the other half of her soul. Cue in Special Agent Booth. Never stop believing in soul mates, even if you have to wait till death brings you together. Written for Fandom4Texas.Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,158 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-5-12 - Buffy S. & S. Booth - Complete12. Anything You Wish For » reviewsAH. Bella has a love/hate relationship with Edward, the new Finance VP of Cullen Communications. On the company's Xmas party, she tells him exactly what she thinks of him, and he kisses her! Sweet, funny, and fluffy. Happy Birthday shpwhitney!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,374 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 12-30-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete13. Compromise reviewsNM/AU. Edward leaves Bella in the woods, but he cannot go far after saying his goodbyes. His heart is telling him that which his mind is refusing to accept. Winner of 3rd place public vote and 2nd place judges' vote in the TwiPSChallenge. Happy ending.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-19-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete14. Eternally Gifted reviewsWritten for DCM's Squeeze My Lemon. Bella receives a birthday gift from her best friend, Angela: a spa day at Bella's favorite spa. She never knew that Edward would be there or that he would make her discover new desires in herself. Sweet, fluffy, very lemony.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-14-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Her Warrior reviewsWritten for DCM's Squeeze My Lemon. They'd been separated for much too long, so when her warrior returns home, she welcomes him with more than just open arms. AU/Vamp. PWP.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-20-11 - Jasper & Bella - Complete16. A Lover's Soul » reviewsAU. Post "Not Fade Way" and "Chosen". L.A. is in ruins, and Angel is gone forever. On the eve of All Souls' Day, a spell performed by Buffy gains her a night of passion with the only man she ever loved, but what will morning bring? Mature content.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-18-11 - Buffy S. & Angel - Complete17. Off the Road » reviewsAU/Vamp/Two shot. Taking a turn off the road could get you lost, force you to make a detour or land you in a lot of trouble. But sometimes this is where forever awaits. Bella Swan took a turn off the road and found someone she thought was a myth. Different take on vampires. Very M.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-8-11 - Published: 5-5-11 - Carlisle & Bella - Complete18. Once Upon A December » reviewsAH/AU Bella's last words to her mother were "I hate you". Three years later, still struggling with guilt, she tries to drown her sorrow in a one-night stand with a stranger whose name she doesn't know. Loads of fluff. The Sunflower Awards nominee.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-26-10 - Published: 12-25-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete19. New Moon, New Bella » reviewsAfter almost drowning, Bella finally wakes up. What will happen in Italy? What will happen when she confronts The Cullens? This is the New Bella, she doesn't forgive and forget. A twist of lemon at the end. Written for fun! Don't take too seriously.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,697 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-17-10 - Published: 11-16-10 - Bella & Jacob - Complete