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| Nemi Mercer |
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hello people of earth! What's my real name? Paula. But since I suck at hiding things, I'm sure you already know my last name. Age? Young enough to run a 3K race. Favorite couples? USUK, GerIta, Giripan (it be so cutez!), PruCan, SuFin, NorIce, etc. PSSHH I forgot the rest :P Favorite Colors? Purple, Blue, Teal, Plum, etc. Favorite Genres of music? Pop, Rock, Soul, Jazz, all that funky music. I also like J-Pop, K-Pop, and Soundscapes. Favorite bands/musicians? Owl City, Maroon 5, Adele, etc... What about anime and why am I interviewing myself? PPSSSHHH cause I'm virtually famous-//shotforlying Interests/Hobbies? Reading, Drawing, Singing, Manga, Yaoi, Yuri, Anime (if you haven't noticed), sarcasm, and humor. Since I'm too lazy to think of more questions, just put a random list about how awesome you are here. I love cupcakes!!!!! -PFT. I'm random. PROBLEM? -I apparently don't get the slang we youths have today. -I use big words in my vocab. -I read like an eight grader or up! Even though I'm in...*muttermutter* -I'm stealing this self-interview from the Candeh-Psc-Pcs-Psh- HOW THE HELL DO YOU SPELL IT?! You know what, I'm too lazy to try to spell it by myself, so I'll just look on her account. *looks on account* Too lazy to type; I'll just copy and paste. Candeh-Psychologist-There. That's who I took this interview from. But she also took things from here also. -I know that previous one was big. -I'm Candeh's friend in real life. THERE. I JUST SOLVED THE EARTH'S BIGGEST MYSTERY. -I'm just editing this to show I'm not dead. -My profile is long. I can't post as much because of LIFE. -Here's advice; Whenever somebody asks 'What's going on?' or something like that, answer 'Life.' It works. - Candeh's last name? I'm not telling you :P -I'ma gonna stop now. You're still here? Wow, interested reader!:3 STORY UPDATES Americax2p!England Fanfic 1. How long have you been writing fanfic? Are you still writing? A year now, November 13 will make it two years! 2. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Dragon Ball Z...-_-; and I was horrible at it...I think my AU ideas were more fit for Hetalia, but I didn't know it back then. 3. Have you written original fiction as well as fanfic? If not, do you plan to write original fiction someday? Yeah, I'm in the process of creating one, but it'll be on Fictionpress. I have one fanfic that's made only by me, since the ones before sucked. 4. Do you have favourite characters to write? If so, which ones? Are there characters you find hard to write or have no interest in writing? I love to write America and also England, when he's drunk. A hard character to write would be Sweden and possibly China. 5. What do you most like writing and find easiest to write: (a) romance, (b) action/drama, (c) comedy, (d) angst, (e) no preference? a and c. I love romantic-comedies, angst is hard because I always want to have an original idea for dramatic scenarios. 6. Do you write: (a) epics, (b) one-shots, (c) both C, although I write my one-shots. 7. Do you write explicit sex scenes? What about graphic violence? O.O Are you kidding? I couldn't even write sex scenes for the life of me! Okay, I'll admit... my oneshot has a sex scene, but I can't write them without dialogue or corny phrases. Graphic violence...um, I don't know if I can do that, I mean, I never tried but I don't really know... 8. Are there things you absolutely will not do or even consider doing in one of your stories? E.g., kill off a character, or have someone sleep with someone other than who you think they should be sleeping with, or depict sexual violence or abuse. Maybe killing a character unless it's like a car crash type of thing...abuse shall only be use if it's just punching, hitting etc. 9. Do you have a particular writing "method"? Do you map out the plot in advance, either in your head or in writing? Do you think through some scenes in detail before you write them? Do you edit a lot? Do you have a beta reader/beta readers? Do you ever think about/plot your next fanfic while still working on your current one? I sort of have a method. It's to type 150 words a day. Sounds crazy, but when it's summer, it actually works. No, I just get the stuff that pops into my head. I sometimes think through the scenes, but I'm not that good at explaining every little detail. I edit alot with Word and just by myself too...sometimes it gets out of hand. 10. Do you ever re-read your stories? Do you have a favourite/favourites? Yeah, of course I re-read them! I only have one fanfic, but my work-in-progress fave in Super Peep 5! 11. Do you ever wish you could go back and change some things in your stories? YES!! Looking back, I had THE CORNIEST THINGS EVER WRIITEN! 12. What do you think are your main strengths and weaknesses as a writer? Are there things you'd like to learn? Strengths: Keeping IC, having an open writing schedule, etc... 13. Have you written fanfics that you haven't posted, for whatever reason? Have you had story ideas that you like but probably won't get to write, for lack of time or other reasons? Yeah, they just aren't finished yet! Nah, I don't have idea like that really. 14. What advice would you give a beginning fanfic writer? Always look for something that sparks your interest, but make sure you're in your comfort zone, unless you want to challenge yourself! The boy woke up, just 14 years old. Now you may read! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile. If your arm has ever started to twitch slightly somewhere (for me it's when i'm cold), copy and paste this into your profile.If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. I got 13/25-PSSSHHH More than I expected YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. I got 5/25 I'm a tomboy...AWESOMENESS!!!!! FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF! We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA),Hoshi19 (Lives in USA, from Mexico), Nemi Mercer (Born and still lives in USA, parents are both from Nigeria) (This creeps me out) there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30 am. Well, what are you waiting for? Did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u re post within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Paula 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Pauizzle (lol, how do ya say that?) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Purple Tundra Wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Cindy Elizabeth (Heh, that sounds like a real name) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Onupaalu...what? 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Lavender Fanta 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Audaecu (O_O) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Kalu (she doesn't have a middle name, so I put her maiden name) 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Jasper (That sounds so cool) There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater. Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you, Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley. Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Pass it on, my friends, for a better future. In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost "They hurt her..." About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Azazel Kingetsu A.K.A Aza-chan,SoupieLuv, YaoiGirly, glittergirl73, Paula Onuma When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists. I'm aloner, so I must take anti-depressants. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I'm not against gays, I haven't met one yet) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be fat or out of a job. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend. 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. You're a 90's kid if: If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love talking, copy and paste this into your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money backThe boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart... FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your crush rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "Signs" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would re-post this FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley,she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...If you believe in the God, and his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. You're a Hetalia Fan If... 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies) 12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like North Italy (Vargas Feliciano) (x ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)You can be clumsy (6/10) for North Italy) -whoa... South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas) () You love tomatoes (5/10) for South Italy)-seriously? Germany (Ludwig) () You're very stoic and serious (2/10) for Germany) Japan (Kiku Honda) () You're very mature (1/10) for Japan) T-T The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) () You love hamburgers (4/10) for America) Not surprised, whatsoever The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) (x) You like tea (Bleh...) (2/10) for UK) Iggy!!!! France (Francis Bonnefoy) (x) You're very affectionate (5/10) for France) Russia (Ivan Braginski) () You had a very sad childhood. (5/10) for Russia) Canada (Matthew Williams) () You're often ignored by people (1/10) for Canada) Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) () You're quite mean-spirited (1/10) for Prussia) China (Wang Yao) ] You're very mature 5/10 Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x ] You are very well-raised 6/10 Holy shit... Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry) 4/10 Cuba [ ] You smoke 3/10 Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x] You're very loyal 7/10 WTF? Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz) ] You're very flamboyant 3/10 I'm most like Lithuania...yayz...why... Perspective by Crystal Boyd We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. One of my favourite quotes comes from Alfred D. Souse. He said, "For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life". This perspective has helped me to see that there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time... and remember that time waits for no one. So, stop waiting... until spring, until summer, until fall, until winter, ...to decide that there is no better time than right now to be happy. Happiness is a journey, not a destination. Thought for the day: Work like you don't need money, For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) here is a peom about a boy who was abused copy and paste it if you care: A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! his is so wrong...so it just kinda freaked me out. I dont really believe this but i am superstitous. :( SOOO SCARY!! Click here to I dont believe this, but i got goose bumps. A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to prupose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled "I am breaking up with you, you awful ...!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ...life! DUMB...!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ...and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes! Repost this or you will die! add a discription. scared the hell outta me "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a girl was c0otiEs? when )m 0 m( was your hero when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? and it didn't matter cause we'd always have BLACK hands and knees? when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? If your sick of all the Yamcha or Tien hate copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Goku/ChiChi should be wrote about more, copy and paste this on your profile If you have pretended to use the DBZ/DBZK characters moves copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pretended to be the DBZ character copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate it when nobody reviews your story copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile If you can daydream for hours non-stop about DBZ/DBZK, copy and paste this onto your profile. If want to kill the person who said DBZ/DBZK was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile Roses are red, Violets are blue but who the hell cares, crayons are too (Kidding, I love poetrey... but seriously!). Silence is golden but shouting is fun. I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder Always forgive your enimies... nothing annoys them more! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it I'm an angel, honest! These horns are to keep the halo straight You should not be afraid of life. No one comes out alive, anyway Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are normal, you are delusional. Which means you are insane, which is the same as crazy and just as good as weird. Yay weird people! Education is important. School, however, is another matter. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search for what some may call 'a floor'--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Tell the truth and run. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Ever had writers block when talking? Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" "We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box." I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow "When there's a will, I want to be in it." A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile (ARRRRGGGHHH *is strangling herself*) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Interesting and insane laws: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.) It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...) It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice? Man: Will you go out with me Saturday? Milk tastes good... NOT People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile 92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 that's laughing till ya' choke, copy this and paste it in your profile. | |||||||
1. I don't want to go to Hetalia Academy! Said Me Only reviewsWhy would I be chosen to go to this academy? Isn't it for girls who just want to be surrounded by hot guys and have their OCs fall in love with canon characters? If so, then I'm going to hate this 'experience.' If not…well, then we'll see. It's a fifty-fifty situation that I'm stuck in, and my negative conscious is usually correct, unfortunately for me. Rated 'T' for language.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-132. Holiday Cheese reviewsSomeone was on the bench, but Alfred didn't know who. minor USUKHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-12 - America & England/Britain - Complete
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