| SailorSilvanesti |
Author has written 109 stories for Glee, Criminal Minds, Lord of the Rings, ElfQuest, Stargate: SG-1, Teen Titans, StarTrek: Voyager, Stargate: Atlantis, Xena: Warrior Princess, Merlin, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Young Dracula, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Teen Titans, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, StarTrek: The Original Series, Batman, Avengers, Misc. Movies, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Justice League, Twilight, NCIS, Lion King, SpongeBob SquarePants, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Misc. Tv Shows, and Torchwood. *Hello, to you all!* I'm SailorSilvanesti, the name referring to both Sailor Moon and the DragonLance Chronicles (Silvanesti is a race of Star-worshipping Elves in the series). Currently: -21 Years of Age -A Gryffindor -A Hunter, a Sherlockian, a Child of the Red King, Member of the Justice League, Time Lady, Member of Starfleet, Officer of the LEP-recon unit (Daarvit!), an Ugly, a Tribute, a My Little Pony, and a thousand other things. -Second Year Uni Student, so it does take up a lof of my time, but I will always find a way to fanfic. -Admin Phoenix Fire on FaceBook's Harry Potter Page, 'The 7 HP Books are My 7 Horcruxes, Without them I Wouldn't Have A Life' Thought you ought to know to avoid confusion, if you see either my fanfictions (for HP) on there, or you see a 'familiar PF fanfic' come through your e-mail under 'SailorSilvanesti'... There are a few stories that are unfinished at the moment that you keep requesting I complete, and I swear I'm getting to them... but as mentioned, study takes priority. I write for a lot of different fandoms, and sometimes those scribblings don't make a lot of sense, but thanks for reviewing them anyway. -If you have a burning desire to know something, just PM me. Steer clear of my first few fanfics, re-reading them makes me cringe inside at the terrible writing style; though I cannot get rid of them, they are the only copies left. Computer crash, you see. Current fav quotes: )0( "What's that? Okay, I'll tell him. ...My muffin thinks you're crazy!" "Oh yeah, well...you tell that muffin that I think she's crazy!" -Scrubs [Dr. Kelso vs The Janitor] )0( "Chris & The Evil Monkey are Eating Aquaman, on Family Guy!" -My Brother )0( "I may be Drunk Madam, but you...are a Light Pole!" Illustration in Book, Man speaking to StreetLamp )0( "Elizabeth Swan: There will come a moment where you will have a chance to do good... Jack Sparrow: I love those moments...I like to wave to them as they pass by... " -Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World's End )0( " 'Almost' only counts in horse shoes, and hand grenades..." -Captain Katheryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager )0( "Whoa! Can someoneplease explain to me, why I keep having blanks in my memory, why I'm bleeding, and WHY your NANA delivered a Flying NINJA Kick to My FACE?!" Ricky, "Aliens in the Attic" )0( AND, OF COURSE, Some AVATAR: Grace: What kind of Lab Training have you had? THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS...Appendix A When Death Eaters are attacking HogsMeade, I shall NOT point to the Dark Mark and Shout, "To the Batmobile, Robin!" Gryffindor Mottos: -Let your Freak Flag Fly -Brave to the Point of Idiocy -I'm in Gryffindor. You're in Gryffindor. Let's HUG! -What Makes us Special, Makes Us Strong! -Yeah, I'm in Gryffindor, Wanna Fight?! -Gryffindor: Because We Blur the Line Between Bold & Stupid Every Step of the Way! -Gryffindor: Because a Friend will Cover for You, But a REAL FRIEND will sit next to you in Detention and Say, "That Was Worth It!" -Gryffindor: ...it's not that we're Cooler than You...(except, it Totally is!) -Salutes as She Let's Her Freak Flag Fly! [Made by me, PF / SailorSilvanesti] )0( Slytherin Mottos: -When I want your opinion, I'll remove the Duct Tape... -Slytherins: Not as Evil as You Seem to Think, but Cross Us at your Peril! [Made by me, PF / SailorSilvanesti] -Slytherin: Because REAL Friends Help you Incedio the Bodies... -Slytherin Pride: Because we have Chained Boys in the Dungeon... -You seem Strangely Impervious to my Threats...This annoys me... -Sarcasm is just one of the Services we Offer... -A Fire Drill Demands a FIRE! -I'm Too Tired to Slap You, Bash Your Face Against My Palm! -I'm Smiling, That Alone should Scare You... -Slytherin, means never Having to Say You're Sorry... )0( Ravenclaw Mottos: -Ravenclaw: ...it's not that We're Smarter than You...(Except, we Totally are!) -Tact is For People Who Aren't WITTY Enough to be Sarcastic... -Need Help? Dial 1-800-RAVENCLAW -RavenClaw...Because my Brain is a Friggin Encyclopedia! -In the Average Room There are 1, 242 Objects a Ravenclaw can use to Kill You! Including the Room Itself... -Dangerously-Overeducated -I'm Sorry, I Don't Speak Idiot... -I Understand that You are Handicapped by a Natural Immaturity, And I Forgive You... -Sarcasm is My Way of Giving Back to the World. -OMG, Ur Lyk a Totul Genious! And That's EXACTLY Why I'm The GENIUS And You're NOT! -I'm Ravenclaw, Which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face! )0( HufflePuff Mottos: -My Imperfections Only Make Me MORE Adorable! -Brace Yourself! I'm Going to HUG You! -Eagles May Soar, but Badgers Don't Get Sucked into Jet Engines! -It's not that We're CUTER Than You...(Except, We Totally Are!) -Never play Hide'n'Seek with a Hufflepuff, we'll always FIND you... [Made by me, Phoenix Fire / SailorSilvanesti] -I Think You'll FIND we're Damn Adorable! [Made by me, PF / SailorSilvanesti] -If you Hug us, do we not Sqee? And if you Stab us, do we not Bleed Rainbows? [Made by me, PF / SailorSilvanesti] )0( THE RANDOM TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION...WHOOOOT WHOOOOT!!! | |||||||
1. I'll Be Waiting For You reviews"Her head turned to survey the smouldering wreckage of the castle, hearing nothing from it, her shoulders lost the tense rigidity they had carried for hours after the battle ceased. No cries of wounded children rang out any longer, the wailing for those lost had ceased as the remaining slowly sank into safe, exhausted sleep..." McGonagall/Dumbledore AU. Requested. Enjoy, & Feel.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-13 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete2. The Shock of Striking Glass"A flash of the first time he had met Sammy went through his mind, seeing the infant lying there watching him, looking excitedly to his parents as the newborn instinctively wrapped his little hand around Dean's proffered finger… It didn't register that his whole body was shaking until he heard the angel's low voice state his name..." Destiel AU fic. Requested. R&R.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,349 - Published: 6-9-13 - Sam W. & Dean W.3. Heat of the Moment reviewsAU. "These words should never be beheld by anyone other than the intended recipient," What if the only thing keeping Sherlock from telling John he is alive, is Mycroft? All for the sake of a government conspiracy to bury Sherlock's righteous transgressions. As if that would stop the worlds only consulting detective from reaching his Doctor. Est. Johnlock; Post-Reichenbach-fall.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-13 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete4. Meanwhile, on a Distant Planet reviewsA Time Lord, a Bi-centennial Centurian, the horniest man in the universe and a man riding a horse are al trapped on a planet together with no TARDIS... No, that's not the beginning of some lewd joke, it's actually happening. The Doctor is lost somewhere, Rory can't find him, and for some reason it feels like the sun has been up for a week! What is going on here? AU, Random.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-13 - Jack H. & 11th Doctor - Complete5. Poltergeist Regrets reviews"Despite no one thinking him capable of it, occasionally he does feel an aching grief that one of them is lost and the other will never smile again. Though sometimes he never knows which is which these days… " A short AU.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-13 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete6. What Do You See? reviews"Have you ever looked in a mirror, and wished it could talk back to you? I have. The one who looks back is not me, though he wears my face." Unable to cope with the loss of his own living mirror, George finds an unusual coping strategy that slowly devolves into a situation that threatens his own family. Darker than my normal fare of fanfics, & rather AU. Do enjoy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-13 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete7. The Wrong Son reviewsThe name escapes before it can be drawn back, both of them know it, but it only confirms what he has thought all along. Darkness Runs, but count the cost, the battle is won, but the son is lost.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-13 - George W. & Molly W. - Complete8. Delicious Choices reviews[Day 2 Infinity Challenge Prompt: Zombies] Both magical and muggle worlds have fallen prey to the dark forces that Voldemort unleashed upon them as a final act of vengence; zombies roam the planet. However, all is not as it seems as two distinctive races of the undead come to light, one primal, the other remaining as they were in life, but smply dead. Established RedVines. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-13 - Ron W. & Neville L. - Complete9. A Gryffindor's Heart for Courage[Day 1 Infinity Challenge Prompt: Hogwarts] The day Neville has been dreading all year long has finally arrived once again, although this time, his grandmother is no longer able to provide comfort and stability. Ron is also dreading the day,for very different reasons, though; what do you say? What can you do to help? The redhead fears upsetting the other. Established RedVines. R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Published: 2-12-13 - Ron W. & Neville L. - Complete10. INFINITY CHALLENGE - REDVINES »30 Prompts in 30 Days for your favourite Fandom OTP. From Hogwarts to Zombies, Spies to Superheroes, there's a prompt & a fiction for everything... Here, RedVines or Ron Weasley & Neville Longbottom are the Chosen OTP... Read & Review.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,722 - Published: 2-12-13 - Ron W. & Neville L.11. SUPERWHOAVENGEPOTTERLOCK - The Stars Will Fall Silent » reviewsIn this massive multi-fandom crossover, two universes are at stake as Loki and Voldemort join forces to command a nefarious army that cannot be remembered... The universes are tearing apart under the strain, and only a mad man in a box and his companions can put it to rights -with the help of two hunters, a consulting detective, some Hogwarts students and an angel, that is... [AU]Crossover - Misc. Movies & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-12-13 - Published: 11-22-1212. Foreign Languages, Unspoken Expendibility & Stock » reviews"They were doomed. …and Nightwing seemed to think it was hilarious. Wally groaned and sincerely prayed this was a dream…" Captured by Blackfire, Starfire's sister, the pair can't help but wonder..where was the Justice League, and why weren't they coming?Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,615 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-15-13 - Published: 10-13-11 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Wally W./Flash13. FIRE & ICE reviewsWhat if Day 4 of Children of the Earth had gone another way? Maybe because of the intervention of a certain Gallifreyan Time Lord and his Ponds? [Pairings: Janto, Amy/Rory/Doctor]Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-25-12 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete14. Two Blue Lines[AU Challenge] "Without a second thought but for his beloved Lily, the shaggy dark-haired man managed a gracefully unco-ordinated series of movements and gestures in quick succession that gave him the appearance of a drunken black swan waddling through the woods." Response to a Challenge: Lily was Pregnant when she died, Snape was to be the Godfather. I did my best. AU.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Published: 10-11-12 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete15. Angel With a Shotgun reviewsCaptain America is a dangerous man to steal from... and they stole his heart. Tony has been taken, an impossible chance for rescue... too late. Now these mercenaries are going to learn what it means to lose something precious to them... their LIVES. DARK!Steve Everybody's got a Dark Side. Rated 'M' for violence, this is also Stony. Don't like, don't Read. AU. 1st Avengers FaAvengers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-14-12 - Captain America/Steve R. & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete16. PARANORMAL BATIVITY: If I Die Tonight » reviews"The evil sensation scraped down his spine, like claws… he shuddered almost imperceptibly and then let out a startled gasp as his forward momentum was halted by something that seized his ankle." Something Evil is Targeting those of Gotham, escalating from violence to much, much worse... Can the Justice League and Teen Titans save their vigilante members before it's too late? AUCrossover - Batman & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-12 - Published: 6-19-12 - Richard G./Nightwing & Bruce W./Batman17. Dark Petals, Pureblood Thorns reviews""Bellatrix, you know this… us… we can never be if we stay here… come away with me. Escape… let us go somewhere we can be free…" he pleaded, eyes suddenly piercing, grip firm upon her soft, pale hands, but not overly tight or demanding… the grip of a sinking man holding onto the last thing keeping him afloat in this world…" Written for Fanfiction Challenge. AU. Freedom is a Lie.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-12 - Bellatrix L. & Sirius B. - Complete18. Bad Touch reviewsThe Justice League is horrified a buried secret terror and shame is told haltingly, of a time when the Teen Titans lost their innocence to a man who was ceaselessly fixated on them. A man, a mercenary called Deathstroke the Terminator... His pursuit of the Titans relentless, never-stopping, no boundaries... and a handful of frightened children, now ready to speak. Mature Content.Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-22-1219. Strategy & Conquest » reviewsThe Battle of Hogwarts goes ill, and so, an unlikely messenger is sent for help... but is there something more? Demi-gods abound, battle stirs their veins... and yet, the puns still fly. Hades is a Jerk. What more can be said? Please Read & Review. AU.Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,737 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-19-12 - Published: 5-27-12 - Draco M. & Annabeth C.20. Phoenix Tears reviews"I never thought… they could die." The very word set his teeth on edge, a shiver to course through his spine… but for whatever he felt, he was certain that the other felt so much worse… It showed in the voice, thick with emotion, that ground out, "But they did."" Neville tries to comfort the last survivor of the Golden Trio, Fire has stolen something precious, but he sees muHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-12 - Ron W. & Neville L. - Complete21. BANGARANG reviewsIf the WizardGoddess is attempting to modernise your taste in music... it's probably best to let her. trying to kill her is frowned upon in certain circles. Bascially, a very short, witty self-insertion fic that I have always wanted to try in a non-Mary Sue way , and thought, "F ck it, if I can't do it on my birthday, then when?" Strap yourselves in and Laugh out loud.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-12 - Dean W. - Complete22. POTTERFIED Quotes & Quips » reviewsAs a joke, I asked many to give me some NON-HP Quotes, and then Potterfied them... they turned out quite hilarious, actually. ENJOY! Especially Snape & His Shackles of Doom... Review please!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-18-12 - Published: 1-17-12 - Harry P. - Complete23. I KNOW BEST reviewsAU. The Untold Story of a Hero of Hogwarts. Protest all he wants, the Sorting Hat knew best... and he's a smug little bugger. Please Read & Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-12 - Neville L. & Sorting Hat - Complete24. Defending the Darkness reviewsAU. Professor Sherlock Holmes, Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher... frequent frightener of Harry Potter, and the one who has been making secret rendevous with the new Quiddtch Professor, John Watson. Voldemort doesn't stand a chance. R&R SlashCrossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-5-12 - Harry P. & Sherlock H. - Complete25. Did You Fall From Heaven? reviewsHumanity is confusing, and so is their strange mating ritual... Castiel confesses, after accidentally 'hitting on' Dean although he swears he did not strike him , so the Winchester's give him a lesson in Chatting Up the ladies... To hilarious results. AUSupernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-24-12 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete26. Echoes of Greatness reviews"...the door gave but a little, the padding of frantic, scrabbling claws clacking over cobblestones echoed louder…louder… in the darkness of the castle night. His heart near gave out from the fear." They Run, it Follows... Death is Coming. R&R, please.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-12 - Ron W. - Complete27. Daddy's Little Girl reviewsA quiet moment between Father and Daughter.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-12 - Ron W. & Rose W. - Complete28. Hate the Cradle, Love the Babe reviewsAnd what if Bellatrix had not always been this way? Who can stand up to family, to everything they had ever known and defy it for the sake of individuality...? We all have a breaking point. Info inside R&R please.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-12 - Bellatrix L. - Complete29. The Titans Tower MANDATORY RuleBook » reviewsSo, you want to be a Teen Titan? All new Recruits must read the Rulebook, to survive if not to have a good laugh, who knew the Titans were so dangerously destructive and hilarious? All manner of madness in the Tower, and there's a rule for everything. R&RTeen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-24-12 - Published: 1-31-12 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Roy H./Speedy I - Complete30. That's Just How We Say Hello reviewsAU. Witnessing an interaction between Nightwing & Tempest, Red Robin *Timothy Drake, former 3rd Robin* discovers a strange, yet wonderful secret tradition of the Titans. Flash tries to explain, and Starfire wants to learn Elvish. Read & Review!Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-11 - Tim D./Robin III/Red Robin & Wally W./Kid Flash I - Complete31. Oh Holy Night, of the Living Dead reviewsPrompt Fic When out for a night of quiet drinking at the Three Broomsticks, Remus Lupin had no idea his world was about to be turned upside down when an undead horde comes crashing through the wall. Enter the Winchesters and their Angelic sidekick, Cas.Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-19-11 - Remus L. & Castiel - Complete32. Musical Malady reviewsPrompt Fic On a dark night that prophecied doom for the world, both magical and muggle, two proud parents admire the perfection they managed to create... their son, the new Dark Lord... Read and be Horrified at my random imagination, Review!Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-11 - Bellatrix L. & Scar/Taka - Complete33. Profiling the Fruitcake reviewsPrompt Fic When there's a hole in the ceiling and your Genius is waiting for a talking Grapefruit, you know there's something wrong. Emily is NOT having a good day, Bellatrix got captured again... it's up to her and Reid to do some Rescuin'... Review.Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-11 - Bellatrix L. & E. Prentiss - Complete34. Illogical Attraction reviewsPrompt Fic Hepzibah Smith real , purportedly a direct heir of Helga Hufflepuff herself, is entertaining a young guest, and just so happens to have a story about the day she met an alien for him. Her gift will change the Wizarding World forever. Review.Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-11 - Spock - Complete35. Sound the Pineapples of War reviewsAnother Prompt Fic. Squidward bought a new mirror the other day, and gained himself a powerful ally in his never-ending battle with a certain yellow neighbour... Spongebob is doomed. Review.Crossover - Harry Potter & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-11 - Luna L. & SpongeBob - Complete36. One Ring to Rule My Heart reviewsPrompt Fic. AU. Frodo cannot possibly believe this day has finally arrived, Sam's offered to fake his death if necessary, but he knows the one he loves will be standing there, waiting at the altar... The Ceremony must go on. Please Review.Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-11 - Draco M. & Frodo B. - Complete37. Come the Gryffins reviewsAnother Prompt Story. Simba makes a tragic mistake, and now his cousin, dear Scarbucks, is paying for it... can Hagrid and his talking beard put things to rights? The pairing is Scar/Buckbeak. AU. Please Read and Review.Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-14-11 - Buckbeak & Scar/Taka - Complete38. Now I Can't Sleep reviewsA Random Crossover. Draco & Ziva. Gibbs is exceptionally concerned, and Tony may never be the same again... Please Read and Review. This is a Prompt Fic.Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-11 - Draco M. & Ziva D. - Complete39. StereoTypical Motivations & UnPunny Conversations reviewsAU. 3 fun little Titans Drabbles I wrote. The last one may scar you for All Eternity with my Re-donk-ulous Punnery. A lickle bit of slash in there. Enjoy! "A Wild Red Arrow in it's natural Habitat of the Twoer Lounge..." Review please.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-11 - Complete40. BEWARE THE RAINWritten for a Challenge. Draco & Luna are trapped in some unknown place, hearts pounding... and there's something lurking in the Shadows! What does this have to do with Babies? Find out! Please Read, and if you aren't in the foetal position, Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Published: 12-5-11 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete41. Eclipse of Sanity reviewsA Requested Fic. The Harry Potter characters read Twilight, to the detriment of their own health... Ron's having a panic attack, Hermione's pissed and Ginny's up for Sainthood. Why? Read and find out! - R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-11 - Complete42. Edward Cullen and the Epic Book Series reviewsA Requested fic. Edward reads Harry Potter... Jacob is suitably amused. You WILL be scarred for Life Sorry if I don't capture their exact nuances, I never read Twilight, but I did once see the movie. R&R. It's Hilarious.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-11 - Cedric D. & Edward - Complete43. Hope to Save a Life reviewsNot entirely AU. Have you ever wondered why Ron listens to Potterwatch each and every night? The hope that he will never hear their names... he lives in a hope few can afford. And when it breaks...he will too... Friendshipfic. Sad. Feel free to Cry. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-11 - Ron W. - Complete44. Even In Death reviewsAU. Severus Snape, dead at the hands of the Dark Lord, and protector of Harry Potter...finally meets Lily and James Potter in the Afterlife. How will this go down...? Please Read & Review. Request from Alohomora Addy.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-11 - Severus S. - Complete45. My Enemy, My Ally reviewsAU Crossover. Voldemort and Morgana meet by moonlight through a rift in the worlds, and plot the downfalls of their enemies. The worlds are doomed. Camelot is overthrown and Morgana comes bearing a trio of gifts... Please Read & Review.Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-17-11 - Voldemort & Morgana - Complete46. LIKE A BOSS reviewsA Day in the Life of the 'Chosen One'...from Harry's Perspective. LIKE A BOSS. A Rita Skeeta and Harry Interview inspired by/a parody of, The Lonely Island's "LIKE A BOSS" Please Read and Review, please remember to use the standard foetal position. -Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-14-11 - Harry P. & Rita S. - Complete47. When Santa Isn't Real reviewsA sad little ficlet to make you cry. Nwville goes to see his parents at Christmas... "...hope, love, even anticipation were drained away as silvery tears of despair slid down his cheeks..." Cry, but please respond. A Review would be lovely.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-7-11 - Neville L. - Complete48. Damned & Disturbed! Disturbing HP Pairings » reviewsAnother collection of disturbing, hilarious, frightening, heart-warming or down right petrifying shorts about the strangest, creepiest pairings you can think of... Going to Wizard Hell for this. See you there! Please R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 11-7-11 - Published: 8-9-1149. Mortal After All reviewsIt was never meant to be like this... Spike feels a strange sense of horrified remorse as he watches Xander dying, inch by inch... And it was all his fault. Not slash unless you stand on one leg and tilt your head. 1st Buffy Fanfiction. Please Read&ReviewBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-11 - Spike & Xander H. - Complete50. And the Last One Falls reviewsAU. Harry is trapped on the highest peak of Hogwarts, no way out, Voldemort wins...right? Or does he? Hilarious. So, this quote wouldn't leave me...so I made it HP and put it here. Please Read & Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-23-11 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete51. Hurt Me, Break Me, My Romeo reviewsAU. Klaine. Dark!Fic. "Kurt shuddered, his body shaking with the effort of just breathing…each rise and fall spurted more precious crimson liquid on the carpet, the traces of tears were long gone." And if the world destroyed them? An Ending of All ThingsGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete52. Join the Dark Side reviewsSo Very AU, but Hilarious. Harry, Ron & Hermione are forced to confront a Cookie-weilding side of Voldemort that is far scarier than his evil persona...will they survive? Please Read & Review. 60th Fanfic!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-23-11 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete53. A Child's Heart reviewsA few words from a heart-broken little boy to his long-gone family; the war made orphans of them all. Please let me know how you feel about this, never written from Teddy's perspective before. Review, please?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-21-11 - Teddy L. - Complete54. The T Continuum reviewsAU. Red Arrow, Roy Harper, one of the Original Five...is dead. Nightwing needs Flash's help to realise the blame is not his, there will always be Titans. And maybe, a certain little girl will help too, Lian and her beloved Mr Skootch to the rescue.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-13-11 - Wally W./Kid Flash I & Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing - Complete55. The ABC's of Harry Potter reviewsA small Drabble for each Letter of the Alphabet. From 'A is for Always' to 'Z is for Zonko's' An assortment of funny, sad, horrifying, tear-jerking, beautiful, weird and generalised wonderful HP Drabbles. Please Read them and offer a Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-10-11 - Complete56. Whipped Cream Showers reviewsI apologise in advance. No seriously, I do. Cyborg just went for a quick shower...and comes across a startling sight...will he be allowed to leave alive? Will Robin drown in whipped cream? And...what the heck happened to Beast Boy...? 1st Cartoon TT ficTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-11 - Complete57. If I Die TomorrowCan I Cry Today? reviewsA short story I wrote for a self-made challenge involving Draco & Luna, Love, Always & Scotland. Details Inside "A frustrated fist slammed into the window as a small, hot, salty tear slipped out unbidden and rolled down his pale features." D/L R&R Plz?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-11 - Luna L. & Draco M. - Complete58. Just ONE Holiday reviews"Couldn't we have just one holiday without interdimensional demons, fire-breathing chickens or giant, pink, Easter-egg-shooting robots shaped like a demented rabbit?" The Titans want for nothing more than a peaceful Christmas...yeah, right... Please R&R.Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-11 - Complete59. And So The Moon Doth Wane reviewsResponse to September 2011 Grab-Bag Challenge. Hers was the saddest tale of ElfQuest, yet never Fully explored until now. I sought to give her a voice, and so, here is Crescent...first cub to Strongbow & Moonshade. This is how she died.ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-1160. You Won't BELIEVE What I Found » reviewsMy very own A Very Potter Musical/Sequel /Stargate Atlantis Crossover... Rodney McKay discovers a startling secret that starts with J.K. Rowling herself and sends all of Atlantis into a musical tailspin... Strap yourselves in...it only gets worse. R&R!Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-14-11 - Published: 9-13-11 - Rodney M.61. The FWord: Harry Potter Style reviewsSo VERY AU. So, you all know the song...what if someone were to put a Magical spin on it? You are going to LOL yourself off your Broomstick when you read this! XD Please Read & Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete62. Hear Me Screaming In Darkness reviewsSomething is deathly wrong with the Gene-Bearers now that Atlantis is on Earth; cold, calculating and strangely motivated. A Cry is given, the Call is answered. Life or Death. Save Me... Post Season 5. I am AWFUL at writing Summaries...Please R&R.Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-5-1163. Flash & Mirrors reviewsAfter an...explosive...incident at Stagate HQ, Sam and Rodney's jobs are on the line. This hilarious, random, adventure fic also finally answers the age-old question, "Does McKay have Heat Vision?" Sense, this fic makes none. Please Read and Review!Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-11 - S. Carter & Rodney M. - Complete64. Scars Remind Us What Is Real reviewsTag to: Tao of Rodney. "Those scars, n your back...are they like, a badge of honour for you, or a horrible reminder of something you'd rather forget?" Have you ever wondered how Ronan felt when Rodney confronted him about the scars? Here's my answer.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-11 - Ronon D. & Rodney M. - Complete65. Thou Shalt Not Kill reviewsSlightly AU. At her wit's end, Mrs Weasley is forced to do something Drastic about the Twins after their latest prank, involving poor baby Ron, backfires. This was inspired by a certain line in the Books, involving Arachnids and fears...Guess!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-4-11 - Ron W. - Complete66. Alpha & Omega reviewsSlightly AU. Imagine Being One of Seven...Everyone else has that special something that makes others sit up and take notice...what happens if you don't? Ron's Take on his Siblings.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-4-11 - Ron W. - Complete67. What Happens in Titans Tower » reviewsThe Justice League ends up at Wayne Manor after another Invasion scenario forces them to hide their identities; over Breakfast they learn the Secret the Teen/Titans have held for all these years. Every TitansxEvery Other Titan. This gets Weird! R&R! AUCrossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-2-11 - Published: 4-24-1168. Blood On My Hands reviewsTo Kill another Elf is to BE Other Than Elf. That is The Way. Strongbow knows this. Yet he also knows it was his arrows that felled Kureel to save his son...how can he live now this has come to pass? Angst/Family. You might Awwww, at one point.ElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-29-11 - Complete69. A Warrior's HeartWritten for Grabbag Challenge Great Peril comes to those who trust the Humans...Cutter should have known... Directly after the fall of Blue Mountain, the tentative truce is nearly shattered by an act of unspeakable horror. Strongbow/Moonshade. R&RElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Published: 8-29-11 - Complete70. Supernatural MatchMaking » reviewsTag to CM episode: Elephant's Memory. Sam has another vision of Demons flocking to destroy a tall, skinny man that they trace down to Quantico, Virginia. Dr Spencer Reid is forced to contend with the Supernatural on his team's newest case. AU, obviously.Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-24-11 - Published: 6-28-11 - Sam W. & S. Reid71. Is Someone Eating a Troll! reviewsRandom little idea...Ron & Harry loose Hermione for a second...and are disturbed beyond measure. Be prepared to be absolutely horrified, and then Laugh your behind off! R&R...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-11 - Hermione G. - Complete72. Dream of Me » reviewsWaking from a Horrifying Nightmare & running half-naked through pelting rain to the castle at midnight, Robin sets off a chain of events that cannot be undone. For better or worse. And why do the Slayers want him dead? Please R&R, 1st Young Dracula fic!Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,980 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-20-11 - Published: 7-16-11 - Robin B. & Vladimir D. - Complete73. SHATTERED » reviewsPorcelain, cold, beautiful, delicate...one crack and it will shatter... Kurt feels unloved and unneeded. WARNING: Attempt!SUICIDE WILL Kurt Hummel LIVE or DIE? The choice is literally up to you, choose wisely which chapter you will read... Finished!Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,243 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 3-4-11 - Kurt H. - Complete74. When the Mirror Shatters reviews"I longed to slide to the ground and scream his name forever, but then, I saw another who had not been here...who had not seen..." What do you do when the Mirror Shatters? Warning: You WILL Cry, even if you just tear up a little... Please Read & Review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-6-11 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete75. SelfPreservation Means Sacrifice reviewsAU. What would you do if your Family was in danger? Rodney is forced to make that decision when SGA-1 is placed in a Life-or-Death Decision aboard an enemy cruiser... Are you willing to make the Ultimate Sacrifice...of THEIR lives, McKay? Please R&R!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-11 - Rodney M. - Complete76. 30 Reasons SGA 1 Might Kill You! reviewsJohn Sheppard, Ronan Dex, Teyla Emmagan & Rodney McKay; SGA-1, premier gate team of ATLANTIS...and they all want you dead...here are 30 Reasons WHY... Mildly AU, please Review!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-11 - Complete77. 10 Ways to Tell if ATLANTIS is Out to GET YOU! reviewsMade fun of Carson's Accent? A Disparaging remark about Sheppard's Hair? Tried to slip McKay a Lemon...? ATLANTIS likes her gene-carriers and is exceptionally protective...here are some ways she might get you. Be Afraid, be VERY AFRAID! R&R!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-11 - Complete78. Harry Potter: Most Disturbing Pairings » reviewsWithin is a series of drabbles of strange, disturbing and horrifying drabbles that, I am certain, I am being sent straight to WizardHELL over...please enjoy...or run and hide. Both are appropriate...AU Review if you dare...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-3-11 - Published: 7-17-11 - Complete79. Is there something on my Face? reviews"It took a moment, but certainly, there was a reaction...Such a spectacle were they, that his head had turned as he strode in through the door, to just stare...and ran into the cupboard..." AU, but hilarious, What HAVE they done! Please R&R!Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-11 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Donna T./Wonder Girl I - Complete80. Because You Can't reviewsBlindfolded, Half-awake with invisible Guides. Not a Good Day. Where are they taking him? Who are all these people? And WHY is there a mad Scottish Doctor chasing SGA-1 from one end of Atlantis to the other? Team-Love Fic. Prepare for Warm-fuzzies! R&R.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-11 - Rodney M. - Complete81. Dispelling the Fanfics reviewsAU. Strange, echoing giggles fill the corridors at his back; they are both dangerous and not...only one person can help... Run for your lives, they're on the Watchtower! It's a strange Story, please R&R, I'm terrible at writing summarys! Sorry!Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-11 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Wally W./Flash - Complete82. Hypnotising a Pineapple reviewsHow did he get himself into these situtions! He'd gone from convincing Robin to get into that giant fruit monstrosity to- oh, could this night get any WORSE! ...He should have stayed quiet... 1 yr after "The Chosen One" My Version of Aftermath AUYoung Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-11 - Vladimir D. & Robin B.83. The Last Coffee in Pegasus reviewsEverything is in short supply on Atlantis, and something more precious than gold is threatened; Scientists flee in fear as SGA-1 go to save the day...to interesting results! Scientists are Strange...at least, the ones in Atlantis are.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-18-11 - Rodney M.84. Survival of the Reddest reviewsAU. Survival in the Weasley Household...not always possible, at least, so Ron thinks. His brother are DEFINITELY out to get him, Harry & Hermione too! One thing leads to another and it's all-out hilarious war...or is it? *ominous face* First HP Fanfic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-11 - Ron W. - Complete85. Are You My Mummy? » reviewsAn urgent transmission from two overdue crewmembers and an emergency medical beam-out later, Janeway & Chakotay are literally left holding the babies... Tom Paris and Harry Kim have an intriguing tale, and try to adapt to being parents. Implied MPreg...StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 4-30-11 - H. Kim & T. Paris86. I, SWEAR reviewsWally wants Robin to say something naughty, leading to a giant fight ont he Watchtower...or that the combat's true intent...? First Meetings, and Team!Love when they meet up years later...Flash has unfinished business with Nightwing. AU, Not Slash, R&R!Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-11 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Wally W./Flash - Complete87. Why the Narwhal Song is BANNED on the Watchtower reviewsFlash and Nightwing may have accidentally totalled the new Javelin Cruiser...doesn't mean they have to like it when Batman punishes them! Time for a little revenge...Randomness and general Awesome, please R&R!Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-11 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Wally W./Flash - Complete88. 30 Ways to Die by Hercules' Hands reviewsMerely 30 Random Reasons a Demi-God or his Blonde Companion might have to kill you, that will have you screaming, "It was Totally worth it!" with your last breath...ENJOY! Please R&R!Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-11 - Complete89. 30 Ways to Die at Xena's Hands reviewsJust 30 Random Ways to die by Xena or Gabrielle's hands that will have you screaming, "That was soooooooo worth it!" with your last breath...Enjoy! R&R please!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-14-11 - Xena & Gabrielle - Complete90. Tipsying the Scales of Destiny reviewsA Drunken Merlin pays the Dragon a visit...and how will he deal with the after-effects? Random fic I wrote for no real reason... Read and Review! If you don't laugh at least once, there's something wrong with you! Arthur's in it too...Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-11 - Merlin & The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete91. MINE! reviews"Their eyes met for a heated moment; from across the room, two sets of eyes bored into one another, staking claim over those before them" Something sinister has befallen Iolaus and Gabrielle at a chance meeting...can Xena and Hercules save them in time?Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-11 - Gabrielle - Complete92. The Wrong End of the Stick » reviewsAfter witnessing a tender moment between the newly-returned Aragorn and his Elven companion, Eowyn mis-reads the situation...especially as she sees the pendant exchanged. Hurt and 'betrayed', she lashes out...how will it end! Slightly AU, no Slash. R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 4-28-11 - Legolas & Eowyn - Complete93. Shake a Chicken, Indeed reviewsHas Rodney gone too far? OR has Carson finally gone insane...? Recovering after an injury, Rodney awakens to find himself in a place and position he never thought he'd see... Nonsense!Fic No/SlashStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-29-11 - Carson B. & Rodney M. - Complete94. By the Glinting of the Moon reviewsHow far will a parent go to protect their child? A Creature, shaped by Winnowill and sent after the 'tainted ones' has come, Skywise is minding Ember in the forest...will the Wolfriders Make it in time? Cutter/Leetah/Skywise with Twins! AU!fic ENJOY!ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-11 - Complete95. My ASS is on FIRE! reviewsTag to The FisherKing, Part 2. Reid's emotions in the last few seconds before he was deafened by the explosion and engulfed in flame, mildly AU regarding the...interesting aftermath,and the immortal words his team will not soon forget. Funny! Plz R&R!Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-11 - S. Reid - Complete96. 20 Ways the Quest Could Have Ended reviews20 short, random ways the Fellowship could have been thwarted or assisted in finishing the Quest Earlier...or not at all! O.O Mentions of random other assistance on occasion, please Read & Review!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-12-11 - Complete97. Everyday I'm Shufflin' reviewsReid was injured, Garcia gets all 'mother hen' overprotective and sends Derek to fetch him to work; true emotions work their way out. Funny!Reid/Angsty!Reid. A bit of Team!Love but no Slash. Please 'Reid' and Review!Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-11-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete98. Maybe You Wouldn't Have Died reviewsDonna Troy has returned from the Dead, after being murdered by a Superman Android; another is guilt-ridden over her death, and seeks her out to apologise. A late night visitor helps her realise, Sometimes Friends need help too... No Slash, Friend!LoveTeen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-11 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Donna T./Wonder Girl I - Complete99. Truth Or Dare reviewsWhen the Titans get bored, Chaos insues...The Justice League are NOT impressed...or are they? WHAT's GOING ON! Slightly AU, but I would like to think this would happen if they were left alone and bored...Read & Review Please! No SlashTeen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-30-11 - Wally W./Kid Flash I & Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing - Complete100. Not Technically A Man reviewsAn *Epic* Tale of how the original Robin and Wonder Girl snuck around on Themyscira and avoided all sorts of trouble, whilst simultaneously causing it! Statues will be dressed, fires set, a horse wear a crown, minds blown and Robin hugged! AU! **UPDATED**Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-26-11 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Donna T./Wonder Girl I - Complete101. Genetically Impossible reviewsReid is tackling his greatest foe...who he loves very much, Henry! JJ's gorgeous little son, and the resident Genius's Godchild...This could prove to be more of a challenge than he anticipates...And why can't he master baby-speak! Random Morgan/Pren...Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-25-11 - S. Reid - Complete102. Interpreting the Nonverbal BatCommunication Manual reviewsNightwing & Flash are having an Argument about the use of Puns in Battle...Donna gets involved, the Justice League looks on with fear/amusement...Eyebrows will be raised, bad puns will be made... Not slash unless you stand on one leg and squint. XDCrossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-11 - Dick G./Robin I/Nightwing & Wally W./Flash - Complete103. A Quest of Unusual Pursuits reviewsSlightly AU, Cutter returns to their treehome to find his Lifemate acting strangely, and cannot help how marvellous they are...even considering what they're wearing...ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING What They're wearing... Secret Lives of the WolfRiders! LOLFic!XDElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-11 - Complete104. If There Is A God, HIDE ME! reviewsS5-Tag to 'Harmony' A "What if" Story. SG-1 has come to visit Atlantis. Ronan and McKay run for their lives from crazed Keller...Beckett's scared and Rodney and John are terrified of...Her. QUEEN Harmony is back...and she wants a Husband. NEW END UPDATEDCrossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-11 - S. Carter & Rodney M. - Complete105. Immortal Hearts Can Bleed Too » reviewsPost WOTR: Legolas is in Grave Danger...if Aragorn doesn't kill him, the Twins definitely will! Epic Pillow Fights, Random Humour and general fellowficness. Starts serious, but hillarious... One Word: Chicken Feathers! Please R&R! 1st LOTR Fanfic.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,376 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-11-11 - Published: 3-4-11 - Legolas106. Whenever You Are Ready, Beloved reviewsCaptured by Humans, Tortured...souls torn...Can Cutter help those closest to him heal? Cutter/Skywise/Preg!Leetah Why are Skot&Krim complete very *dead!* idiots? Protective!Elders Pissed!Strongbow WARNING: You WILL Cry or Laugh, whichever comes first!ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-11 - Complete107. HOWL FOR ME reviewsIn a slightly AU EQ, there is a time-honoured tradition for cubs, presided over by the Chieften & Chieftess and the other technical Chieften...the resident Stargazer... Heartwarming, First EQ, please R&R!ElfQuest - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-11 - Complete108. How Could YOU Forget! reviewsMy First CM FanFic, Reid has arrived at the BAU to find it...deserted...? He immediately jumps to the logical conclusion...it *must be* Zombies! Random, a little funny & Cute! Waring: AWWWW!FicCriminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-4-11 - S. Reid - Complete109. WATCH ME BLEED reviewsFirst Fanfic: Mercedes is murderous, the Gleeks are pissed and Coach Sylvester's cuddly? All because of Finn. What if Finn had reacted more...strongly to the ideal of sharing with Kurt? Who will save him from the others? Uh, OOC?Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-4-11 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete