ShirouHokuto
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since: 11-14-10, id: 2615522, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
Author has written 38 stories for Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Utena, Doctor Who, Metalocalypse, Kaiji, Red vs. Blue, Naruto, X/1999, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno, Watchmen, Princess Tutu, Natsume Yūjin-Chō, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Marathon, and Mawaru Penguindrum/輪るピングドラム.

Allo! I'm mostly here to stalk stories that I have developed a fondness for, as my fic is usually posted at my fic journal or on the Archive of Our Own, but I've also started cross-posting most of my stories here. Obviously anything too mature (or with too much weird formatting) will have to stay over on LJ/AO3, so I definitely encourage you to check me out there if you like what's here!

I dabble in a wide range of fandoms and usually don't write more than one or two fics per fandom, but lately I have been eaten up by Naruto, so that's what you're most likely to see out of me - well, Naruto, Doctor Who, or Metalocalypse/Utena crossover crack. I love reviews of any sort or length, so please don't be shy about commenting!

SPECIAL NOTICE:
I am running a Naruto fic exchange fest over on LJ/the AO3! Sign-ups open today (Feb. 10th) and run until March 7th - you can check it out at naruto-ficfest.livejournal.com and sign up here: archiveofourown.org/collections/naruto_fic_festival2013/signups/new . All characters and ships are welcome, so please join in!


1. Trivia Night
Three hundred years is a long to spend on a spaceship, and the humans who can't sleep their way to their destination have to entertain themselves somehow. Durandal just wishes it was actually entertaining.
Marathon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Published: 5-14-13 - Durandal & Tycho - Complete
2. Pfhorty Below
When half the life-support systems are out and the temperature is dropping rapidly, desperate measures are sometimes called for. Blanketfic, sort of.
Marathon - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Published: 4-10-13 - Durandal & Cyborg - Complete
3. Eight Days a Week » reviews
Every shinobi has a weak point - and Iruka's is orphans. AU where Iruka adopts all the orphans (and at least one not-so-orphan); eventual background Zabuza/Iruka, T for some language and a little action later on, primarily fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-29-13 - Published: 3-1-13 - Iruka U. & Zabuza M.
4. do not expose to humiliation, sorrow or harsh language reviews
Time is limited. For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the neurons in your brain. I have no such limitations. I am limited only by the closure of the universe. – Durandal, "Colony Ship For Sale, Cheap"
Marathon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-13 - Cyborg & Durandal - Complete
5. What's Next reviews
Infinity fix-it; maybe the security officer doesn't want to go. T for language and spoilers for Infinity, naturally.
Marathon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-13 - Cyborg & Durandal - Complete
6. A Marriage of Untrue Minds reviews
Durandal wakes up the security officer with the news that by S'pht custom, they're married. He takes it about as well as could be expected. T for cursing and lots of it; post-Marathon 2 timeline (W'rkncacnter, what W'rkncacnter?).
Marathon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-13 - Cyborg & Durandal - Complete
7. Five States of Carolina reviews
Carolina and the other women of Project Freelancer. Written for Yuletide 2012; brief Carolina/479er and a hint of York/Carolina.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-20-13 - Carolina - Complete
8. hallowed and devote reviews
Durandal doesn't mind the cursing. He does mind stupid cyborgs thinking that a productive working relationship means they've become friends. T for swearing and references to violence.
Marathon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-12 - Durandal & Cyborg - Complete
9. (Nice Dream): The Gaps In Between » reviews
Side stories for the AU "Nice Dream," to fill things out a bit and give me a break from Sasuke. Various ratings, characters, and genres.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,993 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-12-12 - Published: 4-29-11 - Itachi U. & Anko M.
10. the balance of the world reviews
It didn't matter why he had been thrown into the Pit. In the end what mattered was that in the cell next to his, there was a child. Gen, T for canon-typical violence and backstory.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-12 - Bane & Miranda T./Talia al Ghul - Complete
11. A Series of Slightly Violent Events reviews
The worst part of being a captain was, of course, the paperwork. The second worst part was having an obnoxious subordinate after his ass. M for language and brief sexual scene; written for sacrificedalice in the Rare Pair Fest 2012.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-3-12 - K. Zaraki & Yumichika A. - Complete
12. The Chase » reviews
A mysterious noise in the night sends Itachi and Shisui on a mission with unforeseeable consequences. Alternate timeline, gen, T for canon-typical violence and a little language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-26-12 - Published: 9-12-12 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete
13. (Nice Dream) » reviews
Itachi stays in Konoha; just how good an idea this is remains to be seen. Massacre AU, Sasuke POV, some background Anko/Itachi and eventual Sasuke/Naruto leanings but primarily gen. WIP, on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,339 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 7-20-12 - Published: 4-15-11 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
14. Mission Indescribable reviews
Pre-game. Tifa and Jessie get stuck with their worst mission yet. Slight yuri hints.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-12 - Jessie & Tifa L. - Complete
15. and every single step of the way reviews
Natsume goes with the youkai in episode 38. Written for Yuletide 2011.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-12 - Takashi N. - Complete
16. Random Encounters reviews
Sometimes, trying to leave Gold Crown Town takes Fakir and Ahiru to other places entirely - and sometimes, those other places are Tokyo. Spoilers for episode 15 of Mawaru Penguindrum and the end of Princess Tutu.
Crossover - Princess Tutu & Mawaru Penguindrum/輪るピングドラム - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-12 - Fakir & Ahiru - Complete
17. Taste: The Someone Buy Me Roses Mix reviews
Shikamaru turned Ino into a WHAT? Remix of hungrytiger11's fic "Taste," Ino/Shikamaru, silliness and vampires.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-11 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
18. It Comes Back To You reviews
Susan does her bit in the Time War.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-11 - Susan F. - Complete
19. Once Upon a Time is the Beginning of Every Story reviews
How do a duck and a boy find a happy ending? Fakir/Ahiru, Rue/Mytho in the background.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-9-11 - Ahiru & Fakir - Complete
20. Fridge Buddies reviews
When dating a wild Rorschach, it is advisable to keep a well-stocked fridge and pantry at all times. T for mentions of sexuality.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-11 - Walter K./Rorschach & Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
21. Light Up reviews
Fire is a silly power for a Nobody, really.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-11 - Axel - Complete
22. How the Captain Fixed His Watch reviews
Scenes from the life of a Fascist army captain. M for violence, character death, references to torture.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-9-11 - Complete
23. O Captains reviews
"If I was captain an' couldn't be on land but every ten years, would - would you wait for me?"
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-9-11 - Pintel & Ragetti - Complete
24. Scenes from a Carolinian Apocalypse reviews
Chapel Hill is the worst place to hold an Apocalypse ever.
X/1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-11 - Kamui S. - Complete
25. The Language of Flowers reviews
Of course, Anthy finds her in a flower-shop. Post-canon, fill from a fic meme.
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-11 - Anthy & Utena - Complete
26. A Bad Habit reviews
He hadn't meant to blow up the Earth - this time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-10 - 3rd Doctor & The Master - Complete
27. Reluctant Comfort reviews
The Doctor isn't quite up to snuff for the Master's latest caper. Pure fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-10 - 3rd Doctor & The Master - Complete
28. Beast Calls to Beast reviews
Naruto and Gaara, the children of monsters. Written for a prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-10 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete
29. On the Road reviews
Red vs. Blue: It's a long trip from Valhalla to Freelancer HQ, and sharing a vehicle with these jokers isn't making it any shorter. T for language and general jerkness.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-10 - Wash & D. Grif - Complete
30. The World Ruled by a Slave reviews
Tonegawa takes a chance. Anime AU, spoilers for episode 22.
Kaiji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-10 - Tonegawa & Kaiji - Complete
31. A Very Ohtori New Year's reviews
Charles goes home for the holiday. Bonus Nathan/Charles, rated T for censored swearing and the start of making out.
Crossover - Utena & Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-10 - Akio & Anthy - Complete
32. Pets
Aunt Anthy isn't the only Ohtori who keeps pets. Tiny crackfic.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Published: 12-7-10 - Toki W. & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
33. The Master at Arms reviews
The Master's stint in the Time War. It was not fun and games.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-6-10 - The Master - Complete
34. Absolute Destiny Metalocalypse reviews
Nathan wakes up on the wrong couch. Crack, T for some swearing and mentioning of drinking.
Crossover - Utena & Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-10 - Akio & Anthy - Complete
35. Of Staples reviews
Vexen thinks he should have seen it coming.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-4-10 - Vexen & Zexion - Complete
36. Family Reunion reviews
Planning reunions is never fun - but when the families are the Gainsboroughs and the Shinras, it's a whole different level of awkward. Family AU fic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-10 - Ifalna & Cloud S. - Complete
37. Less Than Eternal Strife reviews
Just because Cloud never gets tired of fighting the darkness in his heart doesn't mean said darkness feels the same way.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-4-10 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete
38. What Not to Lose reviews
Hanatarou's lost a lot of things; this is one thing he's determined to keep.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-4-10 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete