Up and Coming stories:

Swanna Lake

Pokemon Chronicles Triology: Book 1: The Trainer (currently on hiatus), which later on will come the books 2 and 3: The Ranger and the Coordinator

Later on in the future: continuation of "The Fallen Girl" series (example: The Girl and the Giratina), a series where ordinary people find themselves in other worlds: The Girl and the Keyblade (Kingdom Hearts), The Girl and the Ninja (Naruto), The Girl and the Spider (Spider Riders), The Girl and the Alchemist (FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood), The Girl and the Shinigami (Soul Eater), The Girl and the Dragon Slayer (Fairy Tail)

Spin offs/Sequels: The Girl and the Death God (prequel to Shinigami), The Girl and the Keyblade II, Soul Eater: Next Generation (sequel to Shinigami), The Fallen Girl Series: The Final Act

About Me

Name: snowcloud8

Age: teenager...i dont hav 2 tell u!

Birthday: September 9th

Gender: Female

Element: Earth (though i aways thought air and lightning were cool)

Hobbies: tv, computer, comedy, reading, videogames, sleeping, writing and doodling, hanging out with friends (etc, etc, etc...u've heard it all before)

Favorites

Sports: basketball, volleyball, archery, badmitton, soccer, horseback riding, and swimming

Books: Maximum Ride series, The Host, When the Wind Blows, Boy Next Door, Every Boys Got One (A heart u pervs!), The Hunger Games, Harry Potter series, Witch&Wizard, fanfiction!

Authors: Meg Cabot, James Patterson

Anime/Manga/Videogames: Pokemon, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Boys Over Flowers, Soul Eater, Fushigi Yugi, Mamotte Lollipop, Mermaid Melody, Princess Tutu, Naruto, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Full Metal Alchemist , FMA: Brotherhood, Hetalia, Forbidden Dance, Kilala Princess, Kingdom Hearts, Harvest Moon

Pet Peeves: youtube blocking videos, youtube blocking MY videos, youtube suspending my 2nd account (the one with actual popularity!), my hair in my face, my spoiled little step sister Brooklyn (RAWR! D:

Fatal Flaws: the ability to trip on one's pantleg with their toe, clutziness, procrastination, being loud (...shut up!), talking too much (kinda wat im doing right now), blah

Fears of: spiders, snakes, heights, werewolves (even though they're like my fav monster, i dread being attacked by one of those things! *shudders*), rollercoasters

Favorite Fruits Basket Characters: Tohru Honda, Kyo, Shigure, Kyoko Honda, Hatori, Hatsuharu, Momiji, Hanajima, Uotani

Favorite Pairs: ToKyo, ShAkito, YuMachi, Ratsuharu, Kyatsuko, Hisa

Favorite Inuyasha Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kilala (Kirara for japanese), Koga, Ginta, Hakkaku, (Gin&Hak: i felt so bad 4 those two having to chase Koga around!)Sesshomaru, Rin

Pairs: Kagasha (hell yeah, ive seen over 190 episodes and read 56 books 2 c that happen!), Mirango, Kogame (im open minded), Resshomaru, Kaguraru

Favorite FMA (Brotherhood) Characters: Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Risa Hawkeye, Winry Rockbell, Hohenheim, Maes Hughes (cried when he died), Envy, Greed, Izumi Curtis, Olivier Armstrong, Solf J. Kimblee (yeah i admit it...), Sheska, Kain Feury, Jean Havoc, Ling, Lan Fan

Favorite Quotes:

"The more we create, the more we destroy and the more we destroy, the more we create."-Me

"It's hard raising a child. But not if you hold them up in the air."-My sister

"Life's like a novel with the end ripped out"-Rascal Flatts

"I will never be afraid again, I will keep on fighting 'till the end! I can walk on water I can fly, I will keep on fighting 'til I die!"-Basshunter (words to live by...).

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK YOUR FEET OFF AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!!"-Edward Elric (voiced by Vic Mignogna).

"All is one and one is all."-Izumi Curtis

"Name's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?"-Axel, Kingdom Hearts.

"We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, which, I believe the technical term is, being an ass."-Shigure. Fruits Basket.

"Stop crying! You think just because you cry someone is always going to come and save you?!"-Kyoko. Skip Beat.

"Damn it, there's so many idiots who's asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of them all!"-Ed. Fullmetal Alchemist.

"When life gives you lemons, write a lemon fic"-Me

"Rambling? As if!"-Xigbar, Kingdom Hearts II

10th Doctor: Come on.
Cassandra: Not in a million years.
10th Doctor: I need another pair of hands. What do you think? You're so desperate to stay alive, why don't you live a little?
Cassandra: You're completely mad...I can see why she like you."-Rose/Cassandra and 10th Doctor, Doctor Who (New Earth episode)

Penelope: Used to? You don't do that anymore? What are you doing instead?
Max: [after a pause] Beating you at chess.
Penelope: I warned you I'd kill her.
Max: Well that's great, because, you know what? As soon as my guys hear what you've done...
Penelope: The game will be over, your Queen'll be dead.
Max: My King's still pretty... active. You know?
Penelope: Once the Queen is dead, the King is useless.
Max: What's that about?
Penelope: I don't know. Maybe he's too depressed to fight. He really loved her, you know.-Penelope

Kirsten:"Hold on, I have to pee,"
Christian:"NINJAS DON'T PEE!!!"
Kirsten:":O What a horrible life to lead! They're like astronauts or Iron Man!"-my friend Kirsten and her brother Christian

"I love dogs!"-Colonel Roy Mustang, Full Metal Alchemist

"Believe it!"-Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto (shippuden)

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth."-Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood)

Willy: "Reading is boring
Cipur: How can you say that!?! I want to know everything humans know!
Willy: But why?
Cipur: Because...knowledge is everything. Knowledge is freedom, it's better than flying." Willy the Sparrow

Little boy: "If you are my babysister, why are you coming in through the window?
11th Doctor: Because if I was going out the window, I'd be going in the wrong direction. Pay attention." Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol

"...And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot good you are! You gave up on me! That's rude." 10th Doctor (David Tennant), Doctor Who

Spongebob: There! Now we can stand any force nature throws at us.
*squidward bursts through wood and nails huffing and mad*
Patrick: Well I guess Squidward isn't part of nature.

Hercules: You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You get her out. She goes, you stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before you can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?

Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the minute the Fates arrive.
Panic: Oh, they're here!
Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and you didn't tell me?
Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms!
[as they grovel, they turn into worms]
Pain, Panic: Worthless worms!
Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.

"Sephiroth has a sheep up his butt."-ClaymoreKaede's friend, Bridgit.

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"-French guard from Monty Python.

"Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."- Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.

"I wanna do such illegal things to him."- xxDarkAssassinxx

"Can glomping be considered borderline rape?"- xxDarkAssassinxx

"Whyyyy'd ya doooooo tha' Riiiiikuuu?"-TanglepathTwelve.

"I have been collectivley smelled."-Jess (have no clue who this is).

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!
10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.
11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show and not tell.
18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When Life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemy's eyes!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto Uzumaki, Deidara, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba, Shikamaru, Asuma, Tsunade, Kakashi, Rock Lee, Gaara

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, SasuSaku, NegiTen, ShikaIno

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? No to any of them.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, but would love one of their headbands

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: a deidara plushie, keychain, a chunin headband, a genin headband, and a kunai

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Maybe Naruto or Kiba. i just luv the animal thing going on there. maybe deidara if i felt like joining the akatsuki

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina definately

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku; i am SO tired of seeing SasuNaru; it's not canon, u crazy fangirls!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Asuma and Team Kakashi

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, Tobi is totally Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? HELL YEAH!!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara (glomped a cosplayer of his)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? im neutral

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? im working on it but almost

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? nah, i just wanna c the anime

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? it's not so much that he has ADD, it's just that he can't grasp some smart concepts

17. Sub or dub? dub all the way! i rather enjoy not having to read an anime

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? i wouldn't say I hate her but I don't respect her; she was totally useless in the first series

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny! XD

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara Uchiha

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? *runs away* he frightens me...O_O

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, i thought that dude waz a chick! it doesnt GET any better than that!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? a little bit of both, especially when he's smashed or removes his weights

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? well, it depends on how well the author can put the character together but I don't think any character should be ooc

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? some r really good while others should just go jump off a cliff

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? i've been thinkin' about it

27. Do you like lemons? only if it's handled tastefully; otherwise, no.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? no, my mother called my show "Nar-Ru-do Ship-doo-den". that is just ALL kinds of wrong

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? which one?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? no...

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? no, i am the result of someone hooking me on naruto

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No, i'd kill anyone who looks into my drawing book

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' i hav a strong sense of deja-vu'...(look 2 c KH quiz below)

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? not really...not that obsessed

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? im already broke

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? no, i will not sink to kakashi's level

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? ...ur kidding me, right?

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. well, i just hav one

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? in my opinion, he's not sexy period

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I do.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? gratefully, no. kingdom hearts on the other hand...

Alternate Names :

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Allizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Turquoise Horse

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Way

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Leyalerg.

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Turquoise Rootbeer

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lpeeuay

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Kay

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Grace

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Relations

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Purple Bandana

11.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Lilax

Month

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic

(ha so tru!)

PERSONALITY THINGY!

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. i also like my adidas jacket
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. yep
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. try shopping with my mom and u will get maimed
Sad movies suck. yeah, but they always hav sucked. they're sad!
You own/ed an X-Box. WTF?! no DS, Gameboy/cube, or Wii!?! u racist!
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. what the hell is a Sega?
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.most annoying show ever!
You watch sports on TV.im a player, not a watcher
Gory movies are cool. ick...
You go to your dad for advice. i guess...
You own like a trillion baseball caps.eh...a little
You like going to high school football games. booooring! again, want 2 PLAY the sport, not watch it.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. not unless pokemon cards count
Baggy pants are cool to wear. shorts must be included 2!
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours does turquoise count?
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. god, u should c me when im with my nerd-herd...

Sports are fun. yes! check my hobby sport section at the top!
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. why would u even do that?!
TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.only if i want 2 look pretty
You love skirts. i can but only if i hav shorts underneath. same goes for dresses
Cats are better than dogs.i luv them both!
You love to shop. if it's on my own and for stuff i actually want, yes!
You wear eyeliner.god, no! i hate things touching my eye!
You wear the colour pink. yes but not excessively

Go to your mum for advice. isnt that wat parents r for?
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours. it's one of my faves, yes...wait, y is gold included in both???
You hate wearing the colour black. y would u hate it? black is very slimming!
You like hanging out at the shopping centre. not repeating myself
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. eh, could do without
You like wearing jewellery. maybe a couple necklaces here and there. does a watch count?
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. depends on who im shopping with *glares at mother*
You don't like the movie Star Wars. trying to see them all and see if there any good
You were in gymnastics/dance. how about just dancing on the non-professional side?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. are you kidding me? i can do most of that in 10 minutes tops. shower days r longer though
You smile a lot more than you should. seriously, i smile excessively for some reason
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. yes but i dont even use half of them. mom's fault she bought me the damn shoes...im perfectly content with crocs, uggs, and tennis shoes.
You care about what you look like.Yes but some days i dont give a damn.
You like wearing dresses when you can. need shorts
You like wearing body perfume. yes. btw oddly enough, axe cologne is a turn on for me.
You love the movies. how is this a girl's only question? cant a guy like movies???
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing. define 'star'
TOTAL:15

a good mix of both. i did always see myself as a tomboy

Organization XIII Quiz

I. Xemnas:

() You are the leader most of the time.
(x) You like black.
(x) You wished/wish you were someone else.
(x) You don't listen to others
( ) You like doing research
TOTAL: 3

II. Xigbar:

(x) You have bad eyesight.
(x) You like throwing things at others when angry.
(x) You wish you were able to teleport.
(x) You wear your hair in a ponytail.
( ) You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAl: 4

III. Xaldin

() You like windy days.
() You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
(x) You like dragons.
( ) You have/like dreadlocks.
() You've tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 1

IV. Vexen

(x) You are disrespected by the young ones.
() Someone has already considered you a traitor.
() You are the oldest of your group.
() You like experiments.
( ) You like cold days.
TOTAL: 1

V. Lexeaus

() You are not very talkative.
() You like brain games.
( ) People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
() You are very obedient
( ) You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 0

VI. Zexion

(x) You love reading.
() You are not very sociable.
( ) You are one of the shortest of your group.
(x) You have a very sensible nose.
() You like to allude others.
TOTAL: 2

VII. Saïx

() You have double-personality issues
(x) You are more active during night rather than day.
(x) You like werewolves.
() Your superior trusts you.
() You have a scar on your face. (not on my face, but i hav scars)
TOTAL: 2

VIII. Axel

(x) You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
(x) You care deeply for your best friends.
(x) You are two-faced when you need to.
(x) You don't like when people don't remember your name.
() You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 4

IX. Demyx

(x) You like music.
( ) You know how to play a guitar.(I want to!)
() You like rainy days.
(x) You like swimming.
(x) You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 3

X. Luxord

(x) You like playing cards.
() You like to gamble.
(x) You like using big words
(x) You have stolen money from others.(sort of...:3)
(x) You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 4

XI. Marluxia

(x) You like pink.
(x) You like flowers.
( ) You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
(x) You were betrayed by someone.
( ) You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 0

XII. Larxene

( ) You're the only female on your group.
() You like storms.
(x) You're pretty agile.
(x) You like to mock others.
(x) You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 3

XIII. Roxas

(x) You love ice cream.
() You are the youngest of your group.
() You think people are hiding something from you.
() You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
() You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 1

LOL I'm most like Luxord, Axel, and Xigbar. Ironically, I do like those members. X3

Kingdom Hearts QUIZ!

(warning: i never played games for lack of ps2 so i got all of this from cut scenes and such on youtube. THANK GOD 4 YOUTUBE!)

1. Your favorite KH guy? Roxas, Sora, Xigbar, Luxford, Ventus, and Axel, maybe a little bit of Marly.

2. Your favorite KH girl? Larxene, definitely Larxene! She kicks ASS! oh...and Aqua, Namine, and Xion too! i hav a soft spot for nobody girls

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Vexen, Xemnas, Ansem Creeper of Darkness, Master Xehanort (for obvious reasons; i mean, he's an old creepy bald man who wants to take over the world, who wouldn't b creeped out?)

4. Your least favorite KH girl? not a hater in that catagory, considering there r only SIX F*KING girls in the entire series! (minus disney characters and FF) seriously square enix, what the hell!?!

5. Your favorite KH world? (Includes both KH and KH2) Beast's Castle and Hollow Bastion

6. Least favorite KH world? The Hundred Acre Woods (just a bunch of mini games)

7. Favorite Weapon? Axel's chakrams (the spear wheel thingies)

8. Least favorite weapon? Luxford's Cards and Larxene's knives. somehow, i think they need cooler weapons

9. Favorite summon? first i'll get the game platform, THEN i'll worry about that! seriously most of my answers r based on cutscenes and walkthroughs...

10. Favorite form? the one that kicks ass, Valor

11. Favorite pairing? SoKai and Naminxas, and a bit of Roxion

12. Least fav. pairing? SoRiku *hiss* and other Yaoi pairings. although im surprisingly more cool with some of the kh's pairings than other animes because of LadyChimera's comix... they're just 2 damn funny to b anything else!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've ever heard of? Vexen and Marluxia and LuxordxRikku

14. Weirdest pairings you've ever heard of? Weirdest. Oh, a lot, but I guess Roxas,Ventus,Xion, and Sora are one..yep...group session *shudders, anything involving disney characters...seriously, innocence gone!, and Zexion and Sora, who haven't even MET! i swear, whoever creates this crap probably get high and throw wat ever random butt couple together just to piss us off just because they can!

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves"? God...the random shouting of catchphrases during battle when ur trying to freakin' concentrate (hate this in ALL games! it's distracting!); the nobodies being all "i-dont-exist-or-hav-a-purpose", all woe-is-me! if u dont hav a place, make one! that's wat life is for! plus im talking 2 you, so how could u NOT exist!?!

16. Favorite partner in KH? not repeating myself...

SECTION 2: Believe or not believe

17. Do you believe in Xemnas/Saix theory? OMG! look so similar!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No...not really. he doesnt strike me as the self loathing type. just more of loathing everyone else

19. Do you believe Marluxia is gay? ...well if he isnt, he's awful close! i mean, he waz originally supposed to be a GIRL in the series but the creators scrapped the idea because they didnt want both of the traitors to be girls... so, yeah, he's gay!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? hmmm...eh not really. i dont really hate her to b honest

SECTION 3: Answer yourself

21. If Roxas has to choose between Namine and Olette, would would you root for? Namine for sure! why olette?

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? should make it in ENGLISH! oh and Roxas is such a copy off of Ventus

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? excellent back story but they just kept making games like RE, final mixes, or coded. THOSE r the ones that were a waste of time (seriously get on with it!)

24. If you had the choice to meet ONE KH character, who would it be? Larxene, Xigbar, or Axel. maybe Riku just to give him a big hug. do disney characters count? argh i can't choose!

25. What KH character do you relate to most? hmmm...wow i really dont kno...*ponders* maybe Sora since i always get the main character, no matter wat quiz i take

26. What's the most embarassing moment you've had that had to do something with KH? having to tell my dad i wanted a keyblade on ebay and hav 2 explain y...and then not get the keyblade

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? No...I want to...Larxene or make my own design as a keyblade wielder or somethin'

28. The funniest moment in KH is? hmmmm well, there waz that moment where sora made that funny face, but that mostly just freaked me out...idk...does devaintart comix count? plenty of LMAO moments in there!

29. The hardest enemy/boss? parasite cage round 2

30. What was the good addiction in KH that made it so addicting? the disney characters and the story!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? bite me...

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas...umm Riku? damn it, they're both hot! can't decide...

34. Roxas or Sora? Sora

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku is the less frightening yaoi couple that doesn't want me to crawl out of my own flesh and die... (and yes, i mean U SoRiku fans!)

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku (y is this mentioned twice? y is yaoi so damn popular?)

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream (i wonder wat paopu fruit tastes like? maybe paopu if i had someone to share it with...)

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud

43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi

44. Simple and Clean(Hikari) or Passion(Sanctuary)? screw u, BOTH!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! ('bout time!!)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Axel, Roxas, Sora, Riku, Cloud, Luxford, Zack Fair, Xigbar, and Ven (btw just found this out: it's luxord, not luxford. but watever, if u dont like it with an "f", u can kiss my ass! no f, no f, i'll giv u an "f"! F*CK U!...god, is it that time of the month already?)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Um...Final Fantasy is good enough. plus we already hav those disney characters in there, wat more do u need???

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? Well, Ventus and Roxas, for one. Saix and Xemnas...Terra reminds me of Riku and Aqua reminds me of Kairi.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Kingdom Hearts III especially if it's for the wii! XD

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2. Because it's got more indepth plot, Organization XIII, it's longer, and it has XIGBAR! XD *SQUEAL*

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? 2 words: Disney Crossovers. oooo and the soundtrack is AWESOME! the battle music and intros r EPIC!

1.) Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan? god, neither!

2.) List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any. my 2 kh tshirt from hot topic, my other tshirt from Ikasucon, my keyblade keychain, kh2 sora fleece blanket, heartless insignia and kh2 buttons, the 1000 pix of kh on my computer and notebooks, and a cosplay keyblade (yep, i FINALLY got one!). i hope to get an organization XIII coat on ebay

3.) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who? maybe...*looks down blushing*...Riku and Xigbar

4.) AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas? despite my incredible loathing for yaoi, AkuRoku. seriously though, why does that couple come up every f*cking time!?!

5.) Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight? ...umm light? no! dawn!...? the hell? wat's the difference between the 2 again?

6.) Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory? ummmm...i plead the 5th!

7.) Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?Axel (HELL YEAH!), Xigbar(HOT!), Roxas(kawaii!), Xion(wish there were more games for ya...), Luxford (i luv a man with a british accent) Larxene (kicks ass), and Xaldin (I dig the dreadlocks)

8.) Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi? Pro-Kairi; the girl gets such a bad rap just because a million other fangirls wished 2 b in her shoes...poor girl...

9.) Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games? watched and read, yes. played...i am sad to say, no... but my friend megan says i can borrow her ps2 when she's done! YAY! :3

10.) Have you read the manga? best thing since sliced bread! (curse u tokyopop for going under!)

11.) Do you believe Sora has ADD? well DUH!

12.) Japanese or English? English

13.) Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé? Pro. wat can u really hate about her, really?

14.) Demyx = Annoying or funny? he's annoyingly funny!

15.) Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)? ...wat? wouldn't his nobody hav fins then???

16.) Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo? he'll always b sexy zexy! ;)

17.) Which character would be the best crossdresser? marluxia...'noff said... LOL X)

18.) Axel = Gay or straight? my god, i hope he's straight!

19.) Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? ...idk, they all seem 2 b doing a good job so far just on fanfiction alone! dont even get me started on deviantart

20.) Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics? well if i didnt, i wouldnt b making one now, would i?

21.) Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics? ... r u f*cking kidding me? wat r u people, blind or just plain stupid!?!

22.) Do you like lemons? if written well enough, then yes. otherwise, hell no! some make me want to go crawl up in a corner and die...that or tear out my eyeballs

23.) Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters? seriously? ur asking a girl whose mom who refers to anything anime/manga related as "ur pokemon thing"?...yes but only if disney characters count...

24.) Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files? i am now! wonder wat that is?...

25.) Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series? ...watched who-knows-wat now?

26.) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts? yes, my bff angela. i'm currently trying to get my sister and my friend megan hooked but no bites yet...

27.) Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?" no...i rarely hav anyone looking over my shoulder and if they did, i probably punched them in the face because they scared me...

28.) Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;" Noo...but they do come over and close my notebook

29.) Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades? No. i pay attention when something is important. most of my teachers tend to ramble

30.) Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts? im already broke. anime cons r expensive!

31.) Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream? r u kidding me? it's on my to-do list!

32.) Would you ever join Organization-YES!

33.) Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. yes and i hav no idea. im still doing it.

34.) Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless? hell to the YEAH!

35.) Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC? Alli and Kurami Akira, *spoilers* Brittany Wells, and Lilax.

36.) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life? WHAT DO U THINK?!

Snowcloud8's Organization XIII Nicky-Names

I:Xemnas; Sexman, Princess Mansex

II:Xigbar;Xiggy, Xiggy-bar, Bar-oni

III:Xaldin;Xaldy, Xald-to-da-din, Din-Din, Dinny

IV:Vexen;Vex, Vixen, Vex man

V:Lexaus;Lex, Lexy, Lex Luthor

VI:Zexion;Zexy, Sexy Zexy, (spotted pygmy emo XD LOL)

VII:Saix;Puppy

VIII:Axel;Ax, Pyro

IX:Demyx;Demy, Dem-Dem

X:Luxford;Luxy, Luxy-Lou, Luxy-Luxford

XI:Marluxia;Marly, Mar-Mar

XII:Larxene;Larx, Larxy

XIII:Roxas;Rox, Roxy, Sora (by accident)

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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

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