Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Lord of the Rings, and Forgotten Realms.
My name is not Inigo Montoya. I am not 942 years of age. I also don't tear kittens' insides out and use their fur for mittens.
I do, on the other hand, enjoy reading and writing. From this profile, you've probably gathered that I'm much better at the former than the latter. Most of what you'll see here is short humorous pieces... because they're just fun to write. However, I am attempting to branch out.
So, quick highlight of what's up!
"A Shoe in for Godot" -- Or, an existentialist critiques existential plays with a play. No, the student is not me. Yes, this is the only play format I will ever write. Probably. Some familiarity with 'Waiting for Godot' by Samuel Beckett might help...
"Conversations with Estragon" -- Take a quiet character out from the shadow of a loud (and obnoxious) one. Then, convince them they have a life. Finally, get brutally mocked. Fictional characters have little mercy.
"Be Careful What Others Wish For" -- So, when I wrote this, there was a strange rash of self-insert works featuring teenage girls... with interesting ideas of how the English lexicon should be used. Poor Earnest: he never stood a chance.
"Twinkle, Twinkle" -- Did anyone not see this one coming? Well, if you didn't, it's past time. We have a dangerous elf... and a scimitar with a cutesy name. What's a drow to do?
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