Hello to the zero people who are actually going to read this! My name is currently undisclosed for the moment (more like a cool secret agent and less like a paranoid whack job). I am a Whovian, a Sherlockian, a whatever they call the Supernatural fandom and basically just a multifandom blogger with no apparent method to my madness.

My favorite thing to do:

CELLO

Plot world domination

Sing

Act

Read

Dance like a complete idiot

Obsess over spelling mistakes

Pineapple (see, no one's really reading this)

Gee, everywhere I look there's all sorts of information about the person. So, I thought I'd tell you a few things. I am not nearly clever enough to come up with some wort of reference within a reference (I understood that reference) so I'll just tell you that I am Canadian. Before you ask, no I don't live in an Igloo, no I don't wait there all year for Tim Hortons roll up the rim, and no, sadly, I do not own a polar bear. In fact, I've never even seen one. Drat.

Favorite Authors (Not in order):

Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, J.R.R. Tolkien, Guy Gavriel Kay, John Green, Christopher Paolini, Anne Mcaffrey, J.K. Rowling, Tsugumi Ohba, Margaret George, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Jules Watson, James Patterson, NISIOISIN, JK Rowling, Gaston Leroux, James Lord and others far to numerous to mention.

Favourite Quotes:

Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
-Sherlock Holmes

When we grab you by the ankles
Where our mark is to be made
You'll soon be doing noble work
Although you won't be paid.
When we drive away in secret
You'll be a volunteer
So don't scream when we take you
The World Is Quiet Here.
-VFD, Series of Unfortunate Events.

Death cannot stop true love, only delay it for a while.-The Princess Bride

"Didn't you hear J.J?" "What? The song meant something? No I missed it."-Criminal Minds. Prentiss and Reid

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons."/"Don't Panic" /"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.''/"A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough"- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"I will take this potato chip, AND EAT IT!" and "I will give you this strawberry if you keep my secret." -Light and L, Death Note:Relight, Visions of a God

"How do you know that?"
"I followed you."
"I saw no one."
"That is what you may expect to see when I follow you." -Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Devil's Foot

"That day, all female officers will be required to wear, TINY MINISKIRTS!", "OF COURSE! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they're the great servants of man! (sings) LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE!" and "I LOVE DOGS!" -Colonel Roy Mustang, FMA

"Lords, Ladies, and all you here today NOT SITTING ON A CUSHION!" -Chaucer, A Knights Tale

''We are men of action, lies do not become us''
-Westley (The Princess Bride)

''I'm not insane, my mother had me tested''
-Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)

VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that you should rule the world, I think books
are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
-AVPM

''Wit beyond measure is mans greatest treasure''
-Ravenclaw slogan (Harry Potter)

''We aren't supposed to feel. We're British''
-Gemma Doyle (A Great and Terrible Beauty)

''Better a witty fool than a foolish wit''
-Feste (Twelfth Night)

''Unbeknownst to the princess but knownst to us''
-Spaceballs

''PHARAOH IS IN THE BUILDING!''
-Pharaoh (Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)

''INSWEPWICH, a sandwich within a sandwich within a sandwich''
-Mystical Voice (Demyx Time 15)

Favourite Pairings:

JackxTen (Doctor Who, Torchwood)

Johnlock (Sherlock)

Destiel (Supernatural)

HIDDLESWORTH.

Tom Hiddleston/Absolutely everyone in the world.

DeanxThatHamburgerInTheSeasonEightOpener (Supernatural)

Tony Stark/Iron ManxBruce Banner/Hulk (Avengers)

Clint Barton/HawkeyexNatasha Romanoff/Black Widow (Avengers)

ErikxPersian/Daroga (Phantom of the Opera)

ERIKxCHRISTINE (Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies)

RiverxTheDoctor (Doctor Who)

CielxSebastian (Kuroshitsuji)

RoyxRiza (FMA)

Olivier ArmstrongxCaptain Buccaneer (FMA)

FiyeroxElphaba (Wicked)

MelloxMatt (Death Note)

MorganxGarcia (Criminal Minds)

SesshomaruxKagome (Inuyasha)

AlicexOz (Pandora Hearts)

ElliotxLeo (Pandora Hearts)

BreakxLiam (Pandora Hearts)

AlicexMad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)

LunaxDraco (Harry Potter)

LxLight (Death Note)

LxReid (Death Note, Criminal Minds)

MorixHunny (OHSHC)

AlecxBella (Twilight)

DojoxKasahara (Library Wars)

KomakixMarie (Library Wars)

ShibazakixTezuka (Library Wars)

SoubixRitsuka (Loveless)

FrancexEngland (Hetalia)

AmericaxCanada (Hetalia)

HOLY ROMEXCHIBITALIA! (Hetalia)

GermanyxItaly (Hetalia)

AlicexHatter (Alice in the Country of Hearts)

HikaruxAkira (Hikaru No Go)

If people call you a theater freak (or drama geek) constantly, copy paste this into your profile.

If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile

If you consider Fiyeraba a religion, copy and paste this into your profile...

Also, favorite quotes continued:

Fiyero: You must think I'm really stupid, don't you?

Elphaba: No, not really stupid.

Elphaba: Well not all of us can come and go by bubble you know!

For a second, nothing happened. After another moment, nothing continued to happen. Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Draco: "Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."

Taz: When he chop an onion, the onion is the one that cry!

The Little Snicket Lad:

On a charming little cattle farm

Near a pretty deadly lake,

Was a very pregnant woman,

And her husband, known as Jake.

Though they lived in a big mansion,

Down Robber Road a tad,

It was at the farm the lady

Bore the little Snicket lad.

And then they took him, yea they took him,

They took him far away,

They took him in the dead of night

Beneath a moon of gray.

They took him from the kitchen

Like you'd take a midnight snack,

The V.F.D. they took him,

And they never brought him back.

He was lively, and intelligent,

And drank a lot of milk,

His crib was made of silver,

And his diapers sewn from silk.

Both his siblings watched him

And his mother, and his dad,

But someone else was watching

O'er the little Snicket lad.

And then they took him, yea they took him,

They took him far away,

They took him in the dead of night

Beneath a moon of gray.

They took him from the kitchen

Like you'd take a midnight snack,

The V.F.D. they took him,

And they never brought him back.

One evening Jake was chopping wood,

And his wife was at the mill,

The siblings two were drinking tea,

And the house was very still.

They came in through the windows,

Not the door, which was the fad,

A long black car was parked outside

For the little Snicket lad.

And then they took him, yea they took him,

They took him far away,

They took him in the dead of night

Beneath a moon of gray.

They took him from the kitchen

Like you'd take a midnight snack,

The V.F.D. they took him,

And they never brought him back.

Coda:

When we grab you by the ankles

Where our mark is to be made

You'll soon be doing noble work

Although you won't be paid

When we drive away in secret

You'll be a volunteer

So don't scream when we take you

The World Is Quiet Here

Ladies and Gents, I am a fan of many things. These include (but are not limited to) manga, Shakespeare, Sherlock Holmes, HP etc. The reason I tell you this is not so that you label me as a nerd, but rather because I believe these things are important. If you don't think the same way as me, that's okay, if you do, that's okay as well. Either way, I just hope you like my stories. :)

I have been working through a few ideas and I will be putting them to paper, as it were, as soon as I can. I realize that no one really reads my profile, but I figured I'd write this anyway.

Oh, and reviews never fail to make my day, so if you read a story, please give one?

The World Is Quiet Here.