| ThinkingCAPSLOCK |
Author has written 56 stories for Professor Layton, Legend of Zelda, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Howl's Moving Castle, Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA, and Homestuck. > Begin reading. You are thinkingCAPSLOCK. Contrary to popular belief, you are comprised of THREE DOUCHEBAGS (Orange, Marly and Rid), rather than just the one. You write a SHITLOAD OF FANFICTION, most of which is currently either about PROFESSOR LAYTON or HOMESTUCK. While you initially owed the inspiration for all you did to SKAIJO, you now owe it to your READERS, including the ONES THAT HATE YOU. Especially the ONES THAT HATE YOU. You are prone to the occasional TYPO because fuck EDITING, you are probably the only one that will read this STUFF anyway. You have a TUMBLR that you use for UPDATES on your stories and an AO3 for ONESHOTS and fun. They are both UNDER the same name but sometimes THE LINKS AREN'T THERE because of how FANFICTION works. Enjoy. | |||||||
1. Obscura » reviewsRule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 325 - Updated: 10-28-12 - Published: 7-21-11 - Dave S.2. Orange » reviewsDave thought he would simply fade to nothingness once all had been said and done. He thought wrong.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 77,410 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 10-28-12 - Published: 1-12-12 - Davesprite3. Blank Slate » reviewsThey didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,472 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 7-9-12 - Published: 8-4-11 - John E. & Karkat V. - Complete4. With Naught But Jest » reviewsSometimes the written word is the best therapy there is. Rose transforms her experience into the language of stories in an effort to understand, bringing with it more than a little of the life she's led.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-8-12 - Published: 5-13-12 - Rose L.5. Only Ten More Years reviewsA short glimpse into a younger Bro's life.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-12 - Dirk S. & Dave S. - Complete6. To Stab the Sky » reviewsBro sits Dave down and forces him to watch episode after episode of shitty anime. But why is he doing this? And why does that pair of shades look so damn familiar?Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-11-12 - Published: 7-28-11 - Dave S. & Dirk S.7. Professor Layton and the Rewritten Return » reviewsThe sequel to PL and the Rewound Repercussions, featuring Legal's new life. Spoilers for the third game.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 5-8-12 - Published: 2-9-11 - H. Layton & Clive/Klaus8. What She Wanted reviewsAnd then there were two.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-12 - Karkat V. & Vriska S. - Complete9. Advance or A8scond reviewsThere are only ever two options. Vriska stumbles across a dream bubble of tyrian and black, but it's not the empress-to-be she once knew.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-12 - Vriska S. - Complete10. Collection reviewsThe low hum in the air warns you about what is to come. Her minions are approaching. What do you do?Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-12 - Roxy L. & Dirk S. - Complete11. Jellyfish Romance » reviews"I want to date a jellyfish." The statement sounded simple enough, if terribly bizarre. But what did it mean?Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-7-12 - Published: 7-27-11 - Rose L.12. SQU1SHY » reviewsGrowing older means blood-coloured eyes, which is just one of the many problems Karkat must face. He and Terezi work hard and play hard, all to keep from getting a BAD END.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,004 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 1-3-12 - Published: 8-23-11 - Karkat V. & Terezi P.13. A Very Obscura Christmas reviewsWho better to spend the holiday with than your large, somewhat dysfunctional family?Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-30-11 - Dave S. & John E. - Complete14. Paternal » reviewsIt took a while for John to realize there were some movies he could never see the same way again.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-18-11 - Published: 7-28-11 - John E. - Complete15. Professor Layton and the Study Session » reviewsLayton and Legal try to guide young Luke through the enigma that is his semiotics course. Possible spoilers for the third game.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-16-11 - Published: 10-9-11 - H. Layton & Luke T.16. In Which it Rains Quite a Bit reviewsHowl and Calcifer display peculiar fascinations with the weather.Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-11 - Michael & Howl17. Odd One Out » reviewsSometimes it's the differences that make people the same. Enter the strangely unifying power of candy apple oddities.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 7-26-11 - Dave S. & Karkat V.18. Make Her Pay » reviewsTroll romance is based on one of the two primary emotions: hate and pity.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 7-27-11 - Terezi P. & Karkat V.19. Across the Galaxy reviewsAfter Dave accidentally reveals that he can't remember the Star Wars movies, John takes it upon himself to tutor his friend about the awesomeness that is the series. Bro, ever a fan, decides to join in this education though much to Dave's displeasure .Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-11 - John E. & Dave S.20. Funebre » reviewsNo one should have to face death alone. Not even Betas.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-31-11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Dave S. & Jade H. - Complete21. Winter Wonderbland reviewsAn inexperienced Dave is introduced to the wonder that is snow. Just so much snow. So very, very much.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-11 - Dave S. - Complete22. Coin Flip » reviewsThere were always two results to a coin flip. Terezi centricHomestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-27-11 - Terezi P. & Karkat V. - Complete23. BUT C4NDY 4PPL3S 4R3 MY F4VOURIT3 reviewsWhy bother with the hemospectrum when you can live with a carnival every day? The red chalk is obviously the best.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-11 - Terezi P. & Karkat V. - Complete24. Professor Layton and the Strange Correspondance » reviewsIt all begins with an odd letter the professor receives in the mail. Without thinking, a heated back and forth is born between him and his mysterious recipient.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-11 - H. Layton25. Professor Layton and the Uncomfortable Teatime » reviewsDescole comes round for tea, much to Layton's surprise. But why?Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-3-11 - Published: 12-15-10 - H. Layton26. Luke Triton and the First Surprise reviewsLuke goes on a mini adventure right at home to discover something all true gentlemen must have.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-11 - Luke T. & H. Layton27. Professor Layton and the Objectionable Objection » reviewsWhen the professor is called in as an expert puzzle witness to trial, he inadvertantly is thrown into a world of witch trials and bad puns.Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 11-19-10 - Phoenix W./Nick28. Kairi's Dress reviewsKairi reveals a shocking secret about what she REALLY likes. Kairi/Dragon DressKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-11 - Kairi - Complete29. Professor Layton and the Christmas Adventure » reviewsLuke's parents unexpectedly drop Luke off for the winter vacation, expecting Layton to take care of him over Christmas. Will Luke cheer up? Will the professor manage to bring hope back to the abandoned boy?Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 5-12-11 - Published: 12-2-10 - Complete30. My Sammuraimmortal » reviewsI AM SANADA GENJIROU YUKIMURA!1 A My Immortal parody.Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-11-11 - Published: 11-22-10 - S. Yukimura & D. Masamune31. In Which Howl Makes Ice Cream reviewsFearing further temperature-related arguments with Michael, Howl decides to try and rectify the heated situation.Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-11-11 - Howl & Michael - Complete32. Train Station reviewsAU. They were Heartless now, she explained. Stuck in the empty train station, doomed to forever watch the comings and goings of others without ever being seen.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-11 - Sora - Complete33. Professor Layton and the Rewound Repercussions » reviewsThe professor visits Legal after the events of Unwound Future. SPOILERS FOR THE THIRD GAME.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 1-18-11 - Published: 12-14-10 - H. Layton & Clive/Klaus - Complete34. Luke Triton and the Impossible Orange 2: EB reviewsElectric Boogaloo Luke tries once more to overcome his enemy.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-21-10 - Luke T. & H. Layton - Complete35. Professor Layton and the Untimely Illness reviewsFlora and Luke strive to find a way to cheer the bedridden professor.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-10 - Luke T. & Flora R. - Complete36. Luke Triton and the Terrible Night reviewsLuke faces his first night sleeping alone in the professor's house.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-10 - Luke T. & H. Layton - Complete37. Jean Descole and the Snifter of Wine reviewsDescole drunkenly remembers his university days.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-15-10 - Complete38. Luke Triton and the Impossible Orange reviewsLuke struggles to peel a stubborn piece of fruit. Will he succeed? Only time will tell.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-2-10 - Complete39. Luke Triton and the Great Farewell » reviewsProfessor Layton and Luke come to terms with Luke's impending departure.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-2-10 - Published: 11-28-10 - Complete40. Here we are in the Twilight reviewsMidna changed from beginning to end of the long adventure, her opinions of the hero, the light and herself changed. Songfic.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-10 - Link & Midna41. Professor Layton and the Study of Tea reviewsBefore the stovepipe hat and puzzle skills, Hershel Layton learns the art of making tea from his own professor.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-10 - Complete42. Luke Triton and the Empty Chair reviewsAlone in the house, Luke has no choice but to wait for the professor to return.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-30-10 - Complete43. It Has Nothing to Do With ThatSomething was just off with Prince Sora...AU.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Published: 11-29-10 - Sora - Complete44. Luke Triton and the Enigmatic Puzzle » reviewsA Valentine's saga in the confines of Grossenheller University. Layton/Legal LukeProfessor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,799 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-27-10 - Published: 11-18-10 - Complete45. In Which There is Much Back and Forth reviewsHow Howl and Calcifer met, frequently interrupted by Michael.Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-24-10 - Howl & Michael - Complete46. In Which Howl Loses a Ring and Gains an Apprentice reviewsHow Michael's arrangements came to be.Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-10 - Complete47. As My Memory Rests reviewsBeing forced into the future, Link reflects on who he is, what has changed, and what he's going to do about it. Songfic.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-10 - Link - Complete48. Professor Layton and the Bedtime Story Game reviewsThe story is about alcoholism. Also, Edgeworth. Scripted by Barton the policeman.Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-22-10 - Complete49. Forgetmenots reviewsAfter being within the sacred realm for seven long years, Link wakes up to find he has lost many of his old friends.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-10 - Link & Skull Kid - Complete50. My Sasuke » reviewsIn a world of goffs and preps, Naruto falls for an unlikely man...My Immortal Parody. SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-22-10 - Published: 11-19-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.51. Chapter in which Howl Nearly Loses an Apprentice reviewsIn a time before Sophie, how do Howl and his protege Michael manage to get along...?Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-10 - Howl & Michael - Complete52. Kingdom Hearts 746Apricot Weekends reviewsWas the epic saga all just Sora's brain's interpretation of randomly firing neurons?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-10 - Sora & Riku - Complete53. Professor Layton and That Time He Pissed Off Luke reviewsThe professor chases Luke across the city after a slip of the tongue.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-19-10 - Complete54. Professor Layton and the Evanescing Ballad reviewsThere's always something that can rip the soul out of your every waking moment - and for Professor Layton, that something was missing Luke. SONGFICProfessor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-10 - Complete55. Another Sort of Trouble reviewsSometimes having a legion of fans isn't as much fun as it seems. One of them is bound to be a little bit...off.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-10 - Link & Colin - Complete56. Professor Layton and the Sexy Vampires Gone Wild reviewsThe professor is interrupted during his afternoon tea by the sudden appearance of Legal!Luke and Don Paolo. Suddenly, young Luke and Flora appear, but is everything as it seems? No. Will the professor ever manage to finish his tea? Possibly.Professor Layton - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-17-10 - Complete