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Author has written 23 stories for Merlin, and Quiz Show/ザ・クイズショウ. Warning- the following profile belongs to a crazy alien from Planet Insane. Talking to this alien may result in the melting of brains. Contact should only be attempted if you are confident in your looniness. A message to my readers: To all of you loyal, lovely people who have been reading my stories, I felt it only right to issue a proper apology to you all over my *ahem* inconsistent (aka non-existent) updates of late. There really is no excuse good enough. All I can say is that I simply have not been able to work up the enthusiasm to write lately, and I don't want to write a half-hearted chapter. Because you fantastic people REALLY don't deserve that. Nonetheless, I thank you all for your patience, and also those who have been contacting me to enquire over updates. I shall pray about it, and hopefully God will give me a renewed passion towards my stories sometime in the near future. Until then, the only thing I can offer you is temporary protection from the attack of the Vegetables and a Dogeza (bowing on hands and knees right down to the floor). Feel free to offer me threats of torture, but please don't give me brain damage or damage my eyes/hands. I'll need them when I start writing again. Many thanks, Vegetables. Alright, now for some slightly more useful information. I'm an absolute freak (as you probably worked out from the beginning of my profile), and am newly out of University. HELLO WORLD OF ADULTS!. I'm a Christian (though don't ask what denomination, because I couldn't tell you for the life of me). If anyone is wondering who to blame for me being introduced to the world of fanfiction, the culprit is peskychesk, my ex-Uni-housmate. I'm largely Merlin-centric, although I do spend some time reading in things in the Skip Beat! and Doctor Who sections. And I do have a one-shot for 'The Quiz Show (S2)' (a Japanese drama), which has no spoilers, and so can be read by anyone. (Please read it, and then watch the drama- The Quiz Show S2 is absolutely amazing) I enjoy watching anime and reading manga, but for the past couple of years I've been a lot more into Japanese dramas/variety shows etc.- pretty much most things Japanese. As long as it's tasteful. My favourite Japanese actor (actually, my favourite actor overall) is Sakurai Sho. I tend to watch multiple performances of people who stand out, and he has really kept my attention in everything he's been in. He's easily the best actor I've ever found at capturing each character's raw emotions, and he's capable of changing his entire expression with the smallest changes in facial expressions. It's enough to keep me completely glued to the screen. (In fact, I ended up watching 'The Quiz Show 2' [his 2009 drama] three times in a row when I first found it last year, and then again a few days later. I've now seen it about 20 times, and have also succeeded in getting my mum addicted to it) If you're wondering about the profile image, then here's your explanation: Me and Peskychesk were in our Forensic Facial lab, learning how to use E-fit V (A facial imaging software). We didn't get to see the second image we were supposed to try to make, as we were too busy focusing on sorting out the eyes for the first one. So our lecturer said that we were allowed to make whoever we wanted. We chose Merlin (of course). Unfortunately, we only had about half an hour, so we didn't have time to sort out the actual facial features... But I reckon we got the ears okay... (I think he looks like a Merlin cosplayer) Anything I write is highly unlikely to ever contain slash (read as "never going to happen"), for the pure reason that I prefer to keep people in-character as much as possible. Also, there are relationships which would never happen in a million years. I can't fathom what goes on in the minds of some people (and, quite frankly, some of what does go on is just plain disturbing). Things I like- reading, writing, music, drama. Artsy stuff in general (Ironic, since I'm doing a science-based degree) Oh, and (as I said before) pretty much all things to do with Japanese culture. In fact, I'm teaching myself Japanese. Foods I like (not like you need to know, but what the hey, I'll tell you a few anyway)- Curries, Chocolate, Curries, Ice-cream, Curries, Bolognese, Curries, Chicken, Curries, Onigiri, Curries, Tonkatsu and... lets see, did I mention Curries? (not like I'm a major spiceaholic or anything) Brilliant words (both real and made up): Tantarongo, Flipperdongo, Monkeytrout, Donkeyturnip, Banana, Colloquial, Supercilious, Pop (my favourite), Doodle. Meepit. Maboodle. Quiff. Mollycoddle. Conglomeration. I could go on... Story-wise: See the apology near the top of this page :'( For those who are reading Módléas ealddayas, the link to Peskychesk's version is as follows: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8030827/1/Modleas_ealddayas_OC_version (p.s. I am aware that in Merlin there is often a tremendous lack of contractions in their speech, especially among the main cast- understandable considering the setting- but it looks awkward in writing, so I use them anyway _) Oh, and as a Nerdfighter, I feel it necessary to point this out- try adding 'in my pants' whenever you read a book/story title. It's surprising just how often it makes the title so much more awesome. I did it with mine. For some reason, most of them seem to lend themselves extremely well... Hmm... What else? Ah- I know! BEWARE!!!!! THE DAY WHEN THE VEGETABLES OF THE EARTH RISE UP AND TAKE THEIR REVENGE IS DRAWING EVER CLOSER!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!! BEFORE THE ATTACK BEGINS AND THE WORLD FALLS TO THE MIGHT OF THE VEGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||||||
1. Homeward Bound » reviewsAn AU to s3. ep1. An alternative way of Merlin returning to Camelot- this time, still in chains...Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-4-12 - Published: 3-5-11 - Merlin2. Plugging up the Plotholes » reviewsA collection of one-shots in which the various plotholes of Merlin are explained. From magic poultices to strawberries, and from moving corridors to linked forests, this is my endeavour to plug up the plotholes.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-31-12 - Published: 4-16-123. The creatures inside us all » reviewsArthur was not expecting an old sorcerer to appear in the middle of an extremely boring council meeting and turn all of Camelot into a bunch of talking animals etc... But just because he wasn't expecting it, it didn't mean it wasn't going to happen.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 5-25-12 - Published: 5-6-12 - Arthur & Merlin4. Illusions » reviewsSix months have passed, and there have been many changes within Camelot's borders. Will Arthur be able to identify the latest threat within good time? Or will Camelot fall to Morgana and Morgause? Sequel to 'Nightmares' and 'Reality'Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,574 - Reviews: 334 - Updated: 5-25-12 - Published: 4-14-11 - Arthur & Merlin5. A forced choice reviewsArthur, in an attempt to protect Merlin, banishes him before anyone else finds out amount his magic. But Merlin is having none of it, and now Arthur is forced to make the one choice which will shape the rest of his- and Camlot's- life. Oneshot.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-16-12 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete6. See no evil, hear no evil reviewsRoderick is just staring out on the long journey of being a guard in Camelot. But he is soon to discover that there is more to the job than it first seems. Is it actually possible that the guards are so ineffective... through choice?Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-16-127. How to spot reviewsHave you ever wondered how to spot a sorcerer in Camelot? How about a traitor? Well Arthur thinks he's worked it out. And he's holding a series of seminars to prove it.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-16-12 - Arthur & Merlin8. Módléas ealddayas MC version reviewsWhen Camelot comes under attack in a manner none could have predicted, Merlin and Arthur are forced to form unexpected alliances. With time itself against them, will they be able to solve the riddle which led to such senseless times?Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-12 - Merlin & Arthur9. It's timeThe first minute of 'The Quiz Show' S2 in story form. Sort of like a teaser for all the amazingness which follows after. No spoilers, so anyone can read it.Quiz Show/ザ・クイズショウ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Published: 1-11-12 - Kamiyama S. & Honma T. - Complete10. Anniversary Chaos reviewsMy own celebration of my one-year anniversary of holding a fanfiction account. Multiple Merlins, Arthurs, and many more find themselves rather confused... As do I...Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-11 - Arthur & Merlin11. A single moment reviewsA single moment can make all the difference. Arthur thought he had known that. How wrong he had been. One-shot.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-1-11 - Arthur - Complete12. A King's fatal flaw reviewsA brief look at Uther's character towards the end of season two, and the reason he became the man he is. Oneshot.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-11 - Uther - Complete13. The worst thing reviewsA brief look at Uther's thoughts a few weeks after the end of season three. Oneshot.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-24-11 - Uther - Complete14. The oblivious prat reviewsNo matter how often Merlin tells Arthur, it just never gets through.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-12-11 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete15. An inevitable destiny reviews'A great destiny can be the heaviest of burdens'Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-11 - Complete16. A surprising discovery reviewsArthur decides on a whim to follow Merlin... and discovers something he never expected. Not set at any specific point in time. Oneshot.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-15-11 - Arthur - Complete17. Seen reviewsArthur saw it all. At least, he thought he did. ONESHOT- takes place during s.2 ep.9Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-13-11 - Arthur - Complete18. Left for dead reviewsWhen you're constantly the only one left on the battlefield, it can be somewhat frustrating. But it does lead to some interesting revelations... ONESHOT. LEON.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 2-11-11 - Leon - Complete19. Reality » reviewsMorgause's plan failed- Merlin has broken out of her enchantment. But she won't give up so easily, and now the whole of Camelot is going to suffer. The situation grows desperate- can Merlin find a way to stop an army of sorcerers? Sequel to 'Nightmares'Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,451 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 1-20-11 - Published: 12-31-10 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete20. Recollections reviewsWhy doesn't Merlin tell Arthur the truth? His thoughts on the question. Set after s3.ep13.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-20-10 - Merlin - Complete21. Two sides of the same War » reviewsWith Arthur now under threat from within the Knights of Camelot themselves, and Merlin getting so distracted by a new servant-girl in town, will he be able to balance love and destiny? Or will it all fall apart? Set after s.3 ep.4. Merlin/OCMerlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 12-18-10 - Published: 11-29-10 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete22. Sword Switch reviewsOne-shot. A brief play of how we imagine the scene of Merlin handing over Excalibur. Fun and quirky. No seriousness. Involves Arthur, Merlin, Gwaine, Elyan and Gaius. Enjoy.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-27-10 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete23. Nightmares » reviewsWhen Merlin starts to suffer from nightmares due to Morgause's spell, he finds himself slipping further and further towards the edge. In his current state, how long will he be able to continue hiding his magic? Set after season 2. Complete.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 11-25-10 - Published: 11-20-10 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete
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